What To Do When Eating Lemons

-What To Do When Stuck In An Airplane Bathroom-

Ichigo groaned and crossed her arms as the fasten-your-seatbelt sign lit up. Of course, there shouldn't have been any real reason for her to be upset. After all, she was on a private jet plane, flying to the States for another special Shirogane-sponsored event, being in absolute luxury, but of course, all of that wasn't enough to cheer her up when she had to be stuck in a plane with Ryou Shirogane himself.

"Don't you ever get on your own nerves?!" She asked, clipping on her seatbelt. She wished she could have switched seats with anyone at that moment, but everyone was already fast asleep, considering it was, in fact, 3am, or that at least that her headphones were working. But Ichigo never did quite have that luck.

Ryou smirked. "Well, I would if my name was Ichigo Momomiya," he replied, speaking to Ichigo in the way she spoke, knowing how to get her annoyed on command.

She rolled her eyes. "Oh, what a comeback!" She said, not knowing his sarcasm.

Ichigo wondered how she ended up sitting next to Ryou anyway. It was a private jet, with plenty of seats and plenty of space, yet here she was. She had to question why he even had sat next to her when they entered the plane. She concentrated as she continued to stare at the seatbelt sign, praying for it to turn off if she stared long enough

"You don't have magic powers. It won't turn off on your command," he said, as if reading her mind.

She stared at him in surprise. "What?! I wasn't ... I mean ... oh, shut up, you!" She could just choose to ignore him for the rest of the trip, but she had known from experience that was impossible to do. No matter how much she wanted to drain his voice out of her head, it was always there.

The sign finally went off, and Ryou was the first to clip off his seatbelt and stand up. "Well, I'm heading to the bathroom," he said, walking towards the back of the plane.

"As if I really needed to know that information," she muttered under her breath, as she surveyed the rest of the plane. She sighed, wondering why she wasn't asleep like the rest of the girls. She was a cat. Cats were always sleepy. She should be sleeping. But, how could she with Ryou irritating her every minute she was in the plane. She contemplated on whether she could just grab a parachute and jump off. She would have really considered the idea if they were above land and not in the middle of the Pacific Ocean.

She sighed, as she took off her seatbelt and leaned back in her seat. Suddenly, she heard a slight noise from the plane. She blinked. Ghost? Nah, there were no ghosts on planes. It had probably just been some luggage inside hitting agsinst the sides. But then, there came a much louder bang. "ACK! GHOST!" She shouted, before standing up quickly and rushing to the back of the plane. Without much time to think, she rushed through a door, without notiching the "occupied" sign lit above it.

"CAN'T YOU READ?!" Ryou shouted, quickly zipping up his pants.

Ichigo didn't even think about it. She just shut the door behind her, out of breath. "But .... there ... noise ... luggage ... bang ... ghost ... run!" She said, in between breaths.

He grabbed her by the shoulders, and tried to keep her still. "Alright, stop speaking Ichigo for a minute, and explain clearly what the hell you're talking about!"

She took a deep breath and swallowed. "I heard a noise! And I didn't think much of it at first, but it got louder, so I thought it was a ghost so I ran and then I came in here cause I freaked out and ... and ... !"

He sighed. "Ghost? Really, Ichigo? You're so pathetic," he said, letting go of her shoulders. "Whatever. Can you just please get out of here and give me some privacy?"

She blinked, finally realizing what she had walked in on. "Oh! Oh! I'm sorry! I completely forgot! I just ... um ... gosh, sorry!" She shouted, grabbing for the handle of the door to pull it open, but paused. "Uh ... oh,"

Ryou stared at her, shrugging. "Uh oh, what? What happened?"

Ichigo gave a nervous laugh, turning around towards him, placing on her face an innocent smile. "So, um, yeah ... I, uh, think the door's stuck, so yeah."

He sweatdropped. "You broke the door?"

She nodded.

"ICHIGO!" He shouted, pushing her aside from the door, pulling on the handle. But it didn't budge. "You broke the door?! How stupid can you be?! It's a damn door! Who gets a damn door stuck?!"

"It wasn't me! It's your stupid plane!" She shouted. Why was he yelling at her?! She didn't do anything! She banged on the door, hoping someone outside would hear. "HELP! HELP! SOMEONE! OPEN UP, PLEEEEEASE!"

Silence.

She banged on the door again. "HEEEELP! I'M BEING RAPED BY THE PSYCHO SHIROGANE MAN! HELP ME!"

Still silence.

"Oh, you're funny," he said, rubbing his temple. "Great. You just got us stuck in an airplane bathroom. Very nice going, Ichigo."

Well, that was wonderful. Not only was she stuck in a plane with Ryou, she was stuck in a bathroom with Ryou. Could the day get any better? Why the heck did everyone have to be sleeping?! "Go ahead and blame me. Because everything's always my fault," she said, with a sigh. She leaned against the door and looked around.

The bathroom wasn't like the usual ones found on planes and was a tad bit larger, and would make passengers feel a lot more comfortable in there with the extra space. However, it could still pretty crowded with two people in there, not to mention completely uncomfortable, which only made it worse, considering who the two people stuck in there were. Ryou Shirogane and Ichigo Momomiya. Not good company, really.

"Alright, well, it looks like we'll be stuck in here for a while, right? I mean, I'm sure once someone wakes up or when we land or whenever, we'll get out of her," she spoke to Ryou, though she avoided making eye contact. "We're just gonna have to pass the time with something."

Ryou remained quiet for a moment. "There's always sex."

Ichigo blushed a deep red, looking over at him, in shock. "WHAT?! Are you mad?!" She lowered her voice a little. "How could you even suggest us having sex?!"

"Gosh, relax, Ichigo. It's a joke."

She blushed again. "R-right, I knew that."

"I'm sure you did."

She turned away from him again, embarassed. Gosh, how much she hated him. However, from the corner of her eye, she could still see him, as he leaned against the wall of the bathroom, leaning his head back. As annoying as he was, he was still probably the most gorgeous guy there was. Trying not to be too obvious, she scanned him from the corner of her eye, and looked up and down at his body. He was quite tall and skinny, but definitely not bony or anything. She could see some muscles in his arms, and bit her lip, as she gazed down to his waist. Her face became red, as she realized what she was staring at, and quickly looked away.

He muttered, annoyed. "Well, this is just so exciting. You just had to get us stuck in here, didn't you, Ichigo?"

Still not looking at him, she bit her lip. "Well ... there is always sex."

Surprisingly, Ryou didn't freak out by the comment, and just crossed his arms. "Right, Ichigo. Look, you can't just go on repeating jokes. Once it's been said once, that's it. You move on."

She shook her head. "I'm serious."

He blinked, trying to take in this information slowly. As soon as it was all taken in, it was his turn to blush. "Are ... are you seriously asking me to have sex with you?"

She put on a brave face, and spoke. "I wasn't asking."

Surprised, he stared at her for a long moment with his mouth wide open, wondering how he were to reply to that. "Well, I mean, I guess we could--"

"What?! I was just kidding!" She shouted, stopping him before he could continue.

He blushed brightly, stepping back a little. "You--! Gosh, Ichigo! Are you crazy?!"

"Am I crazy?! You were the one seriously considering having sex!"

"I was not! I ... I was gonna kid with you!" He said, though it was too late. She obviously caught him. He was seriously considering.

"Liar!" She shouted, looking at him in complete surprise. "I can't believe you'd really believe I wanted to have sex with you. In a bathroom of a plane, no less! I can't believe you, Ryou Shirogane!"

He said nothing else, and looked away in embarassment. For once in their lives, Ichigo Momomiya has really been able to get him.

Now, there was only silence between them, as they looked away from each other with awkwardness. Then, Ryou looked up slowly to find Ichigo staring in his direction, with a look in her eye. He stood confused for a moment, and then was finally able to understand her thoughts.

"Ryou?"

"Ichigo?"

"Pull down your pants."

"Alright!"

Ichigo hopped onto the sink, as Ryou wasted no time, in unzipping his pants and pulling them down. Ichigo's eyes went wide, as her eyes set onto his already completely erected member. "Um, wow, Ryou ... that was quick, don't you think?"

Ryou scratched his neck. "Oh, come on, Ichigo. What do you think? First of all, I'm a guy. Second, I'm stuck in an airplane bathroom with a hot girl sporting a seven-inch skirt in my face."

She thought about it for a moment. "Okay. Makes sense," she said with a shrug, as she lifted her skirt up to her waist, and reached down for her underwater. However, Ryou was much quicker to act, and pulled the cotton panties down her legs and onto the floor. He placed his hands on her thighs and spread her legs, taking a deep breath as he caught sight of her wet opening.

He held his breath, bringing himself closer to her as he prepared to enter her.

"Wait!"

He stopped midway and looked up at her in both surprise and frustration. "What?"

"We have to make sure we stay quiet through this, alright? And we have have to stay quiet about it afterwards too. There will be no word of this to anyone, other than you and me, and even when it's over, we'll never speak of it again to each other, either. So just don't tell anyone, okay?"

He rolled his eyes. "Oh, like, really, who am I gonna tell?"

"I don't know. Keiichiro?"

"You really think I talk to Keiichiro about my sex life?"

"Well, I just thought .... wait a minute, do you even have a sex life?"

"Ichigo!"

She bit her lip to stop speaking, and quickly nodded for him to go on. But as he approached closer to her to begin, something came to mind, and she shouted again. "Wait"!

"Oh, Ichigo, are you kidding me?!"

"I know! I know! I'm sorry. It's just that ... eariler, you said ... that I was hot?" She said, raising an eyebrow. She never did think of herself as ugly, but for Ryou Shirogane to call her hot, well ... that was a pretty big deal, coming from him. "I just always figured you just thought of me as the little annoying red-head."

He smirked. "I do think of you as the little annoying red-head. Just ... the hot little annoying red-head."

She smiled. "You think I'm hot."

"So?"

"So, I just never knew you thought of me that way. Could this mean you actually like me?"

"I ... " He paused, shaking his head. "Ichigo, if we don't get this done now, we're never gonna do it, and it's really an awkward position to be talking in, don't you agree?"

She looked down and realized he was right. He was standing in front of her with his pants down, holding her legs wide open. It really wasn't the position to be having a conversation in. "Right, right, let's just get it over with."

He brought himself closer to her, and just as he was about to ... "Hold on! This is just about the sex, right? I mean, there's no feelings involved or anything, of course. We're just two people ... having sex, am I right?"

"Oh, dammit, Ichigo!" He ignored her this time, and just went into her with one hard thrust.

"AHH!" She screamed, throwing her head back.

"What are you screaming for? I thought you said we were gonna be quiet about this!"

"What do you expect?! You took me by surprise!" She paused, before continuing to complain. "And you can't just interupt me while I'm talking! That's just rude! I'm here trying to express my comments about the situation, and you go ahead and--!"

He gave another hard thrust.

This time, she managed to bite her lip, before screaming. She gave a few deep breaths, before shaking her head. "You know what? Forget my damn opinions. Just go, keep going!"

That was what he wanted to hear. As she grabbed ahold of his shoulders, he held her thighs tighter, as he began thrusting again. At first, he started out slowly, exploring her insides bit by bit with his member. But as he felt her heat exploding onto him, he wanted to feel more. He began pulled himself out and thrusted hard, pulling out again and entering again and again at a faster pace each time.

Ichigo tried fighting back her moans, as she felt Ryou bang on her insides. She so badly wanted to scream out his name, but seeing as how they were in a plane with their friends on the other side of the door, she knew it wouldn't exactly be a smart thing to do. She closed her eyes, and took in the pleasure of their intercourse, as her mouth grew watery.

Continuing to thrust, Ryou could feel the heat and wetness of her sex surround his cock. The feeling made him grow hard, and he couldn't hold himself back any longer. "Ichigo, I--!" But before he could warn her of his upcoming action, he released his load into her.

Feeling his liquids inside of her, Ichigo bit her lip to keep from screaming, and came on his cock, digging her fingernails into his shoulders.

Both out of breath, they remained where they were, still inside one another, not speaking a single word. Ichigo looked at Ryou for a moment, and touched his cheek, causing him to look up at her. They said nothing to one another, yet when Ichigo smiled, Ryou did too. They understood. This hadn't just been sex. This was something else. Something with meaning. Something deeper. Something--

There was a cough. Or more like, several coughs.

Ichigo and Ryou both looked towards the door of the bathroom to find each of the other mew girls, along with Keiichiro, staring back at them with shocked faces and mouths wide open.

No one said a word, until Ryou spoke. "Well, looks like we got the door open."

-End-