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Chapter 10: Poor Inu
Truth or Dare (Kouga\'s Girl style A very Evil giggle)
Chapter 10: Poor Inu
(Hi I am back if you remember we stop after a lot ok kinky stuff happened um legato was in a little shaky after watch all nightmare movies so we had to wait 4 months because of legato so let recap who here so let see um Spike Spiegel, Faye Valentine, Jet Black, Inuyasha, kagome, Miroku, Sango, Sesshoumaru, Kouga, Legato bluesummers and Vash the stamped, millions knives, Nicholas D. Wolfwood, Midvalley Horn freak, Roger Smith, Yuji Kaidou, Yusuke Urameshi, kenshin himura, Jin, Lady Tin, Tai, and me.)
Tai: Inuyasha did you miss me.
Inuyasha: hells no stay away you little weirdo!
Tai: Inuyasha don\'t insult me or I might say the word.
Inuyasha: fah whatever weirdo.
Tai: Inuyasha I haven\'t dared you to anything hentai for a few chapters.
(Runs and hides be-hide kagome.)
Kouga\'s girl: um-Midvalley truth or dare.
Midvalley (swallows hard): dare.
Kouga\'s girl: well we been mean to you so I dare to have sex with me.
Midvalley: ok that sounds fair.
(We walk over to the sex room and about an hour or so later we both come out look more than happy.)
Midvalley: um knives Truth or dare.
Knives: dare.
Midvalley: I dare you to put on this straitjacket and sing they\'re coming to Take Me Away.
Knives: grrrrr fine.
(So after we get him in the straitjacket and get out on the street I start recording.)
Knives: Remember when you ran away and I got on my knees and begged you not to leave because I\'d go berserk?? Well...
You left me anyhow and then the days got worse and worse and now you see I\'ve gone completely out of my mind.. And.. They\'re coming to take me away, ha-haaa!!
They\'re coming to take me away, ho-ho, hee-hee, ha-haaa
To the funny farm. Where life is beautiful all the time and I\'ll be
happy to see those nice young men in their clean white coats and they\'re coming to take me away, ha-haaa!!!!! You thought it was a joke and so you laughed, you laughed when I had said
that loosing you would make me flip my lid.. RIGHT???
I know you laughed, I heard you laugh, you laughed you laughed and laughed and then you left, but now you know I\'m utterly mad... And.. They\'re coming to take me away, ha-haaa,
They\'re coming to take me away, ho-ho, hee-hee, ha-haaa.
To the happy home. With trees and flowers and chirping birds and basket weavers who sit and smile and twiddle their thumbs and toes and they\'re coming to take me away, ha-haaa!!! I cooked your food, I cleaned your house, and this is how you pay me back for all my kind unselfish loving deeds.. Huh??
Well you just wait, they\'ll find you yet and when they do they\'ll put you in the ASPCA, you mangy mutt!!! And... They\'re coming to take me away, ha-haaa.
They\'re coming to take me away, ho-ho, hee-hee, ha-haaa.
To the funny farm, where life is beautiful all the time and I\'ll be happy to see those nice young men in their clean white coats and they\'re coming to take me away, ha-haaa!!!
To the happy home, with trees and flowers and chirping birds and basket weavers who sit and smile and twiddle their thumbs and toes and they\'re coming to take me away, ha-haa!!!
To the funny farm, where life is beautiful all the time... (Well at some point doing the sing someone called the nut house to come and pick up knives.)
Man 1 from the nut house: all right sir let go back to your padded room.
Knives: hey back off jackass this just a dare I don\'t belong in the nut house.
Man 1 from the nut house: ok get the drug.
Man 2from the nut house: ok.
(The 1st guy grabs knives and the 2nd guy jabs him with a drug and it knocks him out and they take him away.)
Kouga\'s Girl: this is not good we batter go down there and talk to them.
(We all head down there and we all try to tell them that but they will not believe us do they say it well 5 mouths because of test and stuff like that.)
Kouga\'s girl: well this sucks well lets so home and do some dare and stuff legato it your turn because knives is in there.
(Back at home.)
Legato: um Kouga\'s girl truth or dare.
Kouga\'s girl: Dare.
Legato: I dare you to let me give you a spanking for make me watch them movies.
Kouga\'s girl: oh man ok but for how long and what with.
Legato: um till horny dog over say stop and this strap.
Midvalley: that\'s horn freak goddamn it.
Kouga\'s girl: fine just do and get it over with.
(So he pulls down my pants and puts me over his knee and he begins the spanking.)
(About 2 hours later.)
Midvalley: ok stop.
Kouga\'s girl: thank it about time horny dog any way my turn um Inuyasha truth or dare.
Inuyasha: dare
Kouga\'s girl: hmmmm hey Tai help me out here what should I dare Inuyasha to do.
(Tai looks at Inuyasha and get an evil look.)
Inuyasha: hey bitch this is your dare not that weirdo\'s.
Tai: ok Inu I\'ll be nice to you and just ask how many demons do you smell in the room?
Inuyasha: let see um I can smell the 4 half demons that\'s me Kouga\'s girl and lady tin and mine and kagome\'s baby and hey that strange I smell 4 full demons but I only see 3 Sess Jin and Kouga here is this other small coming form!?
(Inuyasha get down on all four to pick up the sent a bit more and so inu sniffs around to find the mystery demon and finds Tai?)
Everyone but Jin and me: what the fuck!!
Tai: hey Inu you want to see my true form?
Inuyasha: ya I would I like to know what the hell you look the one who has been torturing me.
(Tai stand and transform everyone sees big black feather wings come out of back and wrap around him when they open his hair has changed to black and there are claws on his fingers and small black feathers run up his arms and down his legs too but nobody sees that because of his pants and his eyes glow light blue.)
Everyone but Jin and me: (sweat drop\'s) what the hell (this what they all looked like this O.o;).
Kouga\'s girl, Jin: it about time when didn\'t you show everyone be for.
Everyone but Jin and me (sweat drop\'s agene): you knew (this what they all looked like this O.o;)?
Tai: well no one asked. (Everyone anime styles fall over.)
Inuyasha: ok it\'s my turn right lets see ok all the girl Truth or dare.
All the girls: dare.
Inuyasha: I dare all you girl to go into that room with Miroku for one hour and he can grope you and you can\'t hit him.
Miroku: thank you Inuyasha thank you I own you so big for this.
The girls: what we never fill our butts aging after an hour with him. Inuyasha: that\'s my dare. The girls: we will get you Inuyasha. (All of us girls walk into the room with Miroku for an hour.) Kouga: um Inuyasha do think it is safe to for them girls. Inuyasha: I think they\'ll be ok. (All you can here form the is stop that, pervert, ahhhhh you letch it never stops my poor ass, no more, stop thing me and I think my ass is numb, hey 2 of use are pregnant here, omg he never stops grouping and for the hole hour tai was marketing out with Jin after the hour all the girls come stubbing out.) Lady Tin: it never stops! Kouga\'s girl: he just keeps going he like the energizer bunny Kagome: I never fill my ass aging. Sango: my butt will never be the same. Faye: he just kept filling me up. Miroku: ahhhhh that\'s the best day of my life. Kagome: ok my turn Miroku Truth or dare. Miroku: dare. Kagome: I dare you to dress up as Santa and sing the night Santa went crazy. Miroku: ok fine. (so after we got the costume on him we went out to the street.) Miroku: Down in the workshop all the elves were makin\' toys For the good Gentile girls and the good Gentile boys When the boss busted in, nearly scared \'em half to death Had a rifle in his hands and cheap whiskey on his breath From his beard to his boots he was covered with ammo Like a big fat drunk disgruntled Yuletide Rambo And he smiled as he said with a twinkle in his eye, \"Merry Christmas to all - now you\'re all gonna die!\"
The night Santa went crazy The night St. Nick went insane Realized he\'d been gettin\' a raw deal Something finally must have snapped in his brain
Well, the workshop is gone now, he decided to bomb it Everywhere you\'ll find pieces of Cupid and Comet And he tied up his helpers and he held the elves hostage And he ground up poor Rudolph into reindeer sausage He got Dancer and Prancer with an old German Luger And he slashed up Dasher just like Freddy Krueger And he picked up a flamethrower and he barbequed Blitzen And he took a big bite and said, \"It tastes just like chicken!\"
The night Santa went crazy The night Kris Kringle went nuts Now you can\'t hardly walk around the North Pole Without steppin\' in reindeer guts
There\'s the National Guard and the F.B.I. There\'s a van from the Eyewitness News And helicopters circlin\' \'round in the sky And the bullets are flyin\', the body count\'s risin\' And everyone\'s dyin\' to know, oh Santa, why? My my my my my my You used to be such a jolly guy
Yes, Virginia, now Santa\'s doin\' time In a federal prison for his infamous crime Hey, little friend, now don\'t you cry no more tears He\'ll be out with good behavior in 700 more years But now Vixen\'s in therapy and Donner\'s still nervous And the elves all got jobs working for the postal service And they say Mrs. Clause, she\'s on the phone every night With her lawyer negotiating the movie rights
They\'re talkin\' bout - the night Santa went crazy The night St. Nicholas flipped Broke his back for some milk and cookies Sounds to me like he was sick of gettin\' gypped
Wo, the night Santa went crazy The night St. Nick went insane Realized he\'s gettin\' a raw deal Something finally must have snapped in his brain Wo, something finally must have snapped in his brain Tell ya, something finally must have snapped... in his brain
Kouga\'s girl: hey you I Neely forgot got it been 5 mouths we can go get knives.
(So drove down to the nut house to pick up knives and on the way we a um had a little problem Sango and Kagome waters broke so we had to run to the hospital were Sango had a baby girl with black and bluish-purple eye and kagome had a baby boy with long silvery hair and gold eyes and puppy ears just like his daddy after that we ran to pick up knives and left the girls in the hospital so back at the house.)
Miroku: Inuyasha Truth or dare.
Inuyasha: Dare. Miroku: I dare you to let Tai lick chocolate sauce off your ass.
Inuyasha: What Hell No I will not let that weirdo lick any thing off any body part of mine.
Tai: I can always say the word and cover you in chocolate sauce that way I could lick your whole body.
Inuyasha: you wounded dare say the word.
Tai:( big hentai smile)
Inuyasha: ok fine just do it ok.
(Tai pull his pants down and makes him lay down so he can be over Inuyasha and really enjoy this he covers Inuyasha ass with chocolate sauce and lick it clean and whole time Inuyasha was saying over and over I going to kill Miroku that hentai monk and one point Tai\'s tongue goes up Inuyasha\'s ass causing him to jump up and swear loudly \"that monk is going to pay!\")
Inuyasha: monk I going to kill you!!
Miroku: Inuyasha don\'t come any closer or I open up the wind tunnel.
Inuyasha: do think I care I just hack you arm off.
Miroku: ok fine you leave me with no other chouse but to open my wind tunnel.
(Miroku rips the pray beads off his hand and Inuyasha sticks his Tetsuaiga it the ground.)
Miroku: Wind Tunnel!!!
Inuyasha: um Miroku your wind tunnel gone.
Miroku (): how did that happen?
Inuyasha: remember Jet had my kill Naraku on chapter 6 I believe.
Miroku: oh ya that means oh shit!!!!!!!
(Inuyasha Kick Miroku as hard as he can in the ball poor Miroku doubles over in pain.)
Miroku: thank I god I already had a kid because I don\'t think be making any more kids for some time.
Inuyasha: ok um Spike Truth or dare.
Spike: um Dare.
Inuyasha: I dare you too run thought the local wel-mart naked.
Spike: do you know how many women and children are in there.
Inuyasha: so.
Spike: Fine let\'s do this and hope I don\'t get arrested for show people my naked ass.
(We all head to the wel-mart and spike strips down in the bus and take off running.)
Old lady: good god you damn younglings should no better than naked in mall!
Little girl: mommy daddy that man is naked.
Little girl\'s mom and dad: damn put some clothes damn it.
(The store manger calls the cops to come and pick up the striker.)
Cop 1: ok sonny let\'s put some clothes on go down town.
Cop 2: just put your arms be-hide your back young man.
(Out in the bus.)
Kouga\'s girl: shit that\'s not good.
Miroku: what are we going to do?
Kouga\'s girl: Kouga babe can you run in there grab spike and meet us back at the house.
Kouga: ok it will not take my long.
(We drive off to the house and Kouga runs into the store and in a whirlwind grab spike before the cops can even see what happened Kouga and spike are gone and back at the house.)
Spike: Inuyasha you ass hole you nearly got me arrested!
Kouga\'s girl: I know but my baby Kouga saved you.
Spike: ya thanks Kouga if was not for him I\'d be in jell right now! Kouga: ya well any way it your turn.
Spike: ok Sess Truth or dare. Sess: Dare.
Spike: I dare you to drink bottle after bottle of vodka till I say stop. Sess: ok fine.
(So we start hand him bottle after bottle after about 6th bottle he looks a little tipsy and after the 4 more he is comply drunk.)
Spike: ok stop.
Sess: I (hick) like (hick) thisss itss thastsssss gossd haha
Inuyasha: hey I think I should have told you this before but demons can stay drunk for a long time.
Kouga\'s Girl: just how long can they stay drunk.
Inuyasha: oh for about a day or so.
Kouga\'s girl: grate dare spike I have drunk runny around my house.
Tai: a drunk that gets to dare someone.
Kouga\'s Girl: oh god that right.
Sess: ookk itss mys turfn udm tia truf or bare. Tai: dare.
Sess: ei bare yosou to strip yusukre
Yusuke: what why me but just do it and get it over with.
Tai: let go baby.
(Tai start with Yusuke jacket and pulls it off than Tai grab Yusuke shirt and slowly pulls it o very slow Yusuke and than unzips Yusuke\'s pants and pulls them down and than he grab his Boxers and yanks them down to the floor were all of his other clothes are laying.)
Tai: Miroku truth or Dare.
Miroku: dare.
Tai: I dare you let me cover your body in Chocolate frosting.
Miroku: I have to say no way on that I am a monk.
Tai: a very perverted monk
Miroku: I don\'t know what you mean I an honest monk!
(Everyone goes in to a fit of laughter for about 10 minutes after we are done Miroku looks a little embarrassed.)
Tai: a honest monk who gropes Sango every chance you get, asked every attractive woman you\'ve met to bear your child, and perform exorcisms on perfectly fine and demon free houses just so you can stay there for a night for free.
Sango: HENTAI!!
With that Miroku starts to take off his robes after we got him strip we all grabbed him drag him in to the sex room and tied him to the bed with his arms above his head tied to the head board and legs tied to the feet board than Tai covered him in the chocolate frosting and slowly licked it off him as Miroku struggled to get free and swearing about how humiliating this is Tai made sure he paid exedra attention to his genitals as soon as Tai is done we tie Miroku run in the bath to take a shower to get what left of the frosting off him.)
Miroku (who is still dripping wet and only wearing a towel): I want revenge!
Tai: lets see what the \"perfectly honest\" monk can do.
(Tai looks over and Jin and wink at him and he causes a wind gust to blow off Miroku\'s towel and all the girl and tai just stare at Miroku up and down his body and a light blush cover Miroku\'s face.)
Miroku: that was not funny now were did my towel go.
Kouga\'s girl: it rights here cutey.
Miroku: come on give it.
Kouga\'s girl: I think I speck for all the girls when I say we like you better naked
Miroku: fine keep it I just sit here butt naked.
All the girls: ok. Miroku: my turn Kouga\'s girl, Tai Truth or dare.
Kouga\'s girl, Tai: dare.
Miroku: Kouga\'s girl I dare you to sing she blinded me with since and dress up in a since guy costume and tai I dare you to burn one of your hentai pics of me.
Kouga\'s girl: oh man not that damn song I hate that damn thing.
Tai: not my pics.
Miroku: too bad.
Tai: fine.
Kouga\'s girl: fine.
(Tai runs to his bar and grabs one of the Miroku hentai so he can burn it.)
Tai: ok here it is I going to burn it now.
(He picks up that light and sets the pic on fire and it burns in five minutes.)
Tai: there is burned are you happy.
Miroku: ok Kouga\'s girl your turn.
(I dress up as a since guy and we hand out on to the street so I can sing that dumb song.)
Tai: I got video cam.
Kouga\'s girl: It\'s poetry in motion
she turned her tender eyes to me
as deep as any ocean
as sweet as any harmony
mm - but she blinded me with science
\"she blinded me with science!\"
and failed me in biology
When I\'m dancing close to her
\"blinding me with science - science!\"
I can smell the chemicals
\"blinding me with science - science!\"
\"Science!\"
\"Science!\"
mm - but it\'s poetry in motion
and when she turned her eyes to me
as deep as any ocean
as sweet as any harmony
mm - but she blinded me with science
and failed me in geometry
When she\'s dancing next to me
\"blinding me with science - science!\"
\"Science!\"
I can hear machinery
\"blinding me with science - science!\"
\"Science!\"
It\'s poetry in motion
and now she\'s making love to me
the spheres\'re in commotion
the elements in harmony
she blinded me with science
\"she blinded me with science!\"
and hit me with technology
\"good heavens Miss Sakamoto - you\'re beautiful!\"
I -
I don\'t believe it!
there she goes again!
she\'s tidied up, and I can\'t find anything!
all my tubes and wires
and careful notes
and antiquated notions
but! - it\'s poetry in motion
and when she turned her eyes to me
as deep as any ocean
as sweet as any harmony
mm - but she blinded me with science
\"she blinded me with - with science!\"
she blinded me with - with science!\"
Kouga\'s girl: ok I think I going to end the chapter now I need to recover form this humiliation.
Well I hope you liked this one and aging my friend Tai is co writer so I hope you like it and sand me reviews with ideas.
Chapter 10: Poor Inu
(Hi I am back if you remember we stop after a lot ok kinky stuff happened um legato was in a little shaky after watch all nightmare movies so we had to wait 4 months because of legato so let recap who here so let see um Spike Spiegel, Faye Valentine, Jet Black, Inuyasha, kagome, Miroku, Sango, Sesshoumaru, Kouga, Legato bluesummers and Vash the stamped, millions knives, Nicholas D. Wolfwood, Midvalley Horn freak, Roger Smith, Yuji Kaidou, Yusuke Urameshi, kenshin himura, Jin, Lady Tin, Tai, and me.)
Tai: Inuyasha did you miss me.
Inuyasha: hells no stay away you little weirdo!
Tai: Inuyasha don\'t insult me or I might say the word.
Inuyasha: fah whatever weirdo.
Tai: Inuyasha I haven\'t dared you to anything hentai for a few chapters.
(Runs and hides be-hide kagome.)
Kouga\'s girl: um-Midvalley truth or dare.
Midvalley (swallows hard): dare.
Kouga\'s girl: well we been mean to you so I dare to have sex with me.
Midvalley: ok that sounds fair.
(We walk over to the sex room and about an hour or so later we both come out look more than happy.)
Midvalley: um knives Truth or dare.
Knives: dare.
Midvalley: I dare you to put on this straitjacket and sing they\'re coming to Take Me Away.
Knives: grrrrr fine.
(So after we get him in the straitjacket and get out on the street I start recording.)
Knives: Remember when you ran away and I got on my knees and begged you not to leave because I\'d go berserk?? Well...
You left me anyhow and then the days got worse and worse and now you see I\'ve gone completely out of my mind.. And.. They\'re coming to take me away, ha-haaa!!
They\'re coming to take me away, ho-ho, hee-hee, ha-haaa
To the funny farm. Where life is beautiful all the time and I\'ll be
happy to see those nice young men in their clean white coats and they\'re coming to take me away, ha-haaa!!!!! You thought it was a joke and so you laughed, you laughed when I had said
that loosing you would make me flip my lid.. RIGHT???
I know you laughed, I heard you laugh, you laughed you laughed and laughed and then you left, but now you know I\'m utterly mad... And.. They\'re coming to take me away, ha-haaa,
They\'re coming to take me away, ho-ho, hee-hee, ha-haaa.
To the happy home. With trees and flowers and chirping birds and basket weavers who sit and smile and twiddle their thumbs and toes and they\'re coming to take me away, ha-haaa!!! I cooked your food, I cleaned your house, and this is how you pay me back for all my kind unselfish loving deeds.. Huh??
Well you just wait, they\'ll find you yet and when they do they\'ll put you in the ASPCA, you mangy mutt!!! And... They\'re coming to take me away, ha-haaa.
They\'re coming to take me away, ho-ho, hee-hee, ha-haaa.
To the funny farm, where life is beautiful all the time and I\'ll be happy to see those nice young men in their clean white coats and they\'re coming to take me away, ha-haaa!!!
To the happy home, with trees and flowers and chirping birds and basket weavers who sit and smile and twiddle their thumbs and toes and they\'re coming to take me away, ha-haa!!!
To the funny farm, where life is beautiful all the time... (Well at some point doing the sing someone called the nut house to come and pick up knives.)
Man 1 from the nut house: all right sir let go back to your padded room.
Knives: hey back off jackass this just a dare I don\'t belong in the nut house.
Man 1 from the nut house: ok get the drug.
Man 2from the nut house: ok.
(The 1st guy grabs knives and the 2nd guy jabs him with a drug and it knocks him out and they take him away.)
Kouga\'s Girl: this is not good we batter go down there and talk to them.
(We all head down there and we all try to tell them that but they will not believe us do they say it well 5 mouths because of test and stuff like that.)
Kouga\'s girl: well this sucks well lets so home and do some dare and stuff legato it your turn because knives is in there.
(Back at home.)
Legato: um Kouga\'s girl truth or dare.
Kouga\'s girl: Dare.
Legato: I dare you to let me give you a spanking for make me watch them movies.
Kouga\'s girl: oh man ok but for how long and what with.
Legato: um till horny dog over say stop and this strap.
Midvalley: that\'s horn freak goddamn it.
Kouga\'s girl: fine just do and get it over with.
(So he pulls down my pants and puts me over his knee and he begins the spanking.)
(About 2 hours later.)
Midvalley: ok stop.
Kouga\'s girl: thank it about time horny dog any way my turn um Inuyasha truth or dare.
Inuyasha: dare
Kouga\'s girl: hmmmm hey Tai help me out here what should I dare Inuyasha to do.
(Tai looks at Inuyasha and get an evil look.)
Inuyasha: hey bitch this is your dare not that weirdo\'s.
Tai: ok Inu I\'ll be nice to you and just ask how many demons do you smell in the room?
Inuyasha: let see um I can smell the 4 half demons that\'s me Kouga\'s girl and lady tin and mine and kagome\'s baby and hey that strange I smell 4 full demons but I only see 3 Sess Jin and Kouga here is this other small coming form!?
(Inuyasha get down on all four to pick up the sent a bit more and so inu sniffs around to find the mystery demon and finds Tai?)
Everyone but Jin and me: what the fuck!!
Tai: hey Inu you want to see my true form?
Inuyasha: ya I would I like to know what the hell you look the one who has been torturing me.
(Tai stand and transform everyone sees big black feather wings come out of back and wrap around him when they open his hair has changed to black and there are claws on his fingers and small black feathers run up his arms and down his legs too but nobody sees that because of his pants and his eyes glow light blue.)
Everyone but Jin and me: (sweat drop\'s) what the hell (this what they all looked like this O.o;).
Kouga\'s girl, Jin: it about time when didn\'t you show everyone be for.
Everyone but Jin and me (sweat drop\'s agene): you knew (this what they all looked like this O.o;)?
Tai: well no one asked. (Everyone anime styles fall over.)
Inuyasha: ok it\'s my turn right lets see ok all the girl Truth or dare.
All the girls: dare.
Inuyasha: I dare all you girl to go into that room with Miroku for one hour and he can grope you and you can\'t hit him.
Miroku: thank you Inuyasha thank you I own you so big for this.
The girls: what we never fill our butts aging after an hour with him. Inuyasha: that\'s my dare. The girls: we will get you Inuyasha. (All of us girls walk into the room with Miroku for an hour.) Kouga: um Inuyasha do think it is safe to for them girls. Inuyasha: I think they\'ll be ok. (All you can here form the is stop that, pervert, ahhhhh you letch it never stops my poor ass, no more, stop thing me and I think my ass is numb, hey 2 of use are pregnant here, omg he never stops grouping and for the hole hour tai was marketing out with Jin after the hour all the girls come stubbing out.) Lady Tin: it never stops! Kouga\'s girl: he just keeps going he like the energizer bunny Kagome: I never fill my ass aging. Sango: my butt will never be the same. Faye: he just kept filling me up. Miroku: ahhhhh that\'s the best day of my life. Kagome: ok my turn Miroku Truth or dare. Miroku: dare. Kagome: I dare you to dress up as Santa and sing the night Santa went crazy. Miroku: ok fine. (so after we got the costume on him we went out to the street.) Miroku: Down in the workshop all the elves were makin\' toys For the good Gentile girls and the good Gentile boys When the boss busted in, nearly scared \'em half to death Had a rifle in his hands and cheap whiskey on his breath From his beard to his boots he was covered with ammo Like a big fat drunk disgruntled Yuletide Rambo And he smiled as he said with a twinkle in his eye, \"Merry Christmas to all - now you\'re all gonna die!\"
The night Santa went crazy The night St. Nick went insane Realized he\'d been gettin\' a raw deal Something finally must have snapped in his brain
Well, the workshop is gone now, he decided to bomb it Everywhere you\'ll find pieces of Cupid and Comet And he tied up his helpers and he held the elves hostage And he ground up poor Rudolph into reindeer sausage He got Dancer and Prancer with an old German Luger And he slashed up Dasher just like Freddy Krueger And he picked up a flamethrower and he barbequed Blitzen And he took a big bite and said, \"It tastes just like chicken!\"
The night Santa went crazy The night Kris Kringle went nuts Now you can\'t hardly walk around the North Pole Without steppin\' in reindeer guts
There\'s the National Guard and the F.B.I. There\'s a van from the Eyewitness News And helicopters circlin\' \'round in the sky And the bullets are flyin\', the body count\'s risin\' And everyone\'s dyin\' to know, oh Santa, why? My my my my my my You used to be such a jolly guy
Yes, Virginia, now Santa\'s doin\' time In a federal prison for his infamous crime Hey, little friend, now don\'t you cry no more tears He\'ll be out with good behavior in 700 more years But now Vixen\'s in therapy and Donner\'s still nervous And the elves all got jobs working for the postal service And they say Mrs. Clause, she\'s on the phone every night With her lawyer negotiating the movie rights
They\'re talkin\' bout - the night Santa went crazy The night St. Nicholas flipped Broke his back for some milk and cookies Sounds to me like he was sick of gettin\' gypped
Wo, the night Santa went crazy The night St. Nick went insane Realized he\'s gettin\' a raw deal Something finally must have snapped in his brain Wo, something finally must have snapped in his brain Tell ya, something finally must have snapped... in his brain
Kouga\'s girl: hey you I Neely forgot got it been 5 mouths we can go get knives.
(So drove down to the nut house to pick up knives and on the way we a um had a little problem Sango and Kagome waters broke so we had to run to the hospital were Sango had a baby girl with black and bluish-purple eye and kagome had a baby boy with long silvery hair and gold eyes and puppy ears just like his daddy after that we ran to pick up knives and left the girls in the hospital so back at the house.)
Miroku: Inuyasha Truth or dare.
Inuyasha: Dare. Miroku: I dare you to let Tai lick chocolate sauce off your ass.
Inuyasha: What Hell No I will not let that weirdo lick any thing off any body part of mine.
Tai: I can always say the word and cover you in chocolate sauce that way I could lick your whole body.
Inuyasha: you wounded dare say the word.
Tai:( big hentai smile)
Inuyasha: ok fine just do it ok.
(Tai pull his pants down and makes him lay down so he can be over Inuyasha and really enjoy this he covers Inuyasha ass with chocolate sauce and lick it clean and whole time Inuyasha was saying over and over I going to kill Miroku that hentai monk and one point Tai\'s tongue goes up Inuyasha\'s ass causing him to jump up and swear loudly \"that monk is going to pay!\")
Inuyasha: monk I going to kill you!!
Miroku: Inuyasha don\'t come any closer or I open up the wind tunnel.
Inuyasha: do think I care I just hack you arm off.
Miroku: ok fine you leave me with no other chouse but to open my wind tunnel.
(Miroku rips the pray beads off his hand and Inuyasha sticks his Tetsuaiga it the ground.)
Miroku: Wind Tunnel!!!
Inuyasha: um Miroku your wind tunnel gone.
Miroku (): how did that happen?
Inuyasha: remember Jet had my kill Naraku on chapter 6 I believe.
Miroku: oh ya that means oh shit!!!!!!!
(Inuyasha Kick Miroku as hard as he can in the ball poor Miroku doubles over in pain.)
Miroku: thank I god I already had a kid because I don\'t think be making any more kids for some time.
Inuyasha: ok um Spike Truth or dare.
Spike: um Dare.
Inuyasha: I dare you too run thought the local wel-mart naked.
Spike: do you know how many women and children are in there.
Inuyasha: so.
Spike: Fine let\'s do this and hope I don\'t get arrested for show people my naked ass.
(We all head to the wel-mart and spike strips down in the bus and take off running.)
Old lady: good god you damn younglings should no better than naked in mall!
Little girl: mommy daddy that man is naked.
Little girl\'s mom and dad: damn put some clothes damn it.
(The store manger calls the cops to come and pick up the striker.)
Cop 1: ok sonny let\'s put some clothes on go down town.
Cop 2: just put your arms be-hide your back young man.
(Out in the bus.)
Kouga\'s girl: shit that\'s not good.
Miroku: what are we going to do?
Kouga\'s girl: Kouga babe can you run in there grab spike and meet us back at the house.
Kouga: ok it will not take my long.
(We drive off to the house and Kouga runs into the store and in a whirlwind grab spike before the cops can even see what happened Kouga and spike are gone and back at the house.)
Spike: Inuyasha you ass hole you nearly got me arrested!
Kouga\'s girl: I know but my baby Kouga saved you.
Spike: ya thanks Kouga if was not for him I\'d be in jell right now! Kouga: ya well any way it your turn.
Spike: ok Sess Truth or dare. Sess: Dare.
Spike: I dare you to drink bottle after bottle of vodka till I say stop. Sess: ok fine.
(So we start hand him bottle after bottle after about 6th bottle he looks a little tipsy and after the 4 more he is comply drunk.)
Spike: ok stop.
Sess: I (hick) like (hick) thisss itss thastsssss gossd haha
Inuyasha: hey I think I should have told you this before but demons can stay drunk for a long time.
Kouga\'s Girl: just how long can they stay drunk.
Inuyasha: oh for about a day or so.
Kouga\'s girl: grate dare spike I have drunk runny around my house.
Tai: a drunk that gets to dare someone.
Kouga\'s Girl: oh god that right.
Sess: ookk itss mys turfn udm tia truf or bare. Tai: dare.
Sess: ei bare yosou to strip yusukre
Yusuke: what why me but just do it and get it over with.
Tai: let go baby.
(Tai start with Yusuke jacket and pulls it off than Tai grab Yusuke shirt and slowly pulls it o very slow Yusuke and than unzips Yusuke\'s pants and pulls them down and than he grab his Boxers and yanks them down to the floor were all of his other clothes are laying.)
Tai: Miroku truth or Dare.
Miroku: dare.
Tai: I dare you let me cover your body in Chocolate frosting.
Miroku: I have to say no way on that I am a monk.
Tai: a very perverted monk
Miroku: I don\'t know what you mean I an honest monk!
(Everyone goes in to a fit of laughter for about 10 minutes after we are done Miroku looks a little embarrassed.)
Tai: a honest monk who gropes Sango every chance you get, asked every attractive woman you\'ve met to bear your child, and perform exorcisms on perfectly fine and demon free houses just so you can stay there for a night for free.
Sango: HENTAI!!
With that Miroku starts to take off his robes after we got him strip we all grabbed him drag him in to the sex room and tied him to the bed with his arms above his head tied to the head board and legs tied to the feet board than Tai covered him in the chocolate frosting and slowly licked it off him as Miroku struggled to get free and swearing about how humiliating this is Tai made sure he paid exedra attention to his genitals as soon as Tai is done we tie Miroku run in the bath to take a shower to get what left of the frosting off him.)
Miroku (who is still dripping wet and only wearing a towel): I want revenge!
Tai: lets see what the \"perfectly honest\" monk can do.
(Tai looks over and Jin and wink at him and he causes a wind gust to blow off Miroku\'s towel and all the girl and tai just stare at Miroku up and down his body and a light blush cover Miroku\'s face.)
Miroku: that was not funny now were did my towel go.
Kouga\'s girl: it rights here cutey.
Miroku: come on give it.
Kouga\'s girl: I think I speck for all the girls when I say we like you better naked
Miroku: fine keep it I just sit here butt naked.
All the girls: ok. Miroku: my turn Kouga\'s girl, Tai Truth or dare.
Kouga\'s girl, Tai: dare.
Miroku: Kouga\'s girl I dare you to sing she blinded me with since and dress up in a since guy costume and tai I dare you to burn one of your hentai pics of me.
Kouga\'s girl: oh man not that damn song I hate that damn thing.
Tai: not my pics.
Miroku: too bad.
Tai: fine.
Kouga\'s girl: fine.
(Tai runs to his bar and grabs one of the Miroku hentai so he can burn it.)
Tai: ok here it is I going to burn it now.
(He picks up that light and sets the pic on fire and it burns in five minutes.)
Tai: there is burned are you happy.
Miroku: ok Kouga\'s girl your turn.
(I dress up as a since guy and we hand out on to the street so I can sing that dumb song.)
Tai: I got video cam.
Kouga\'s girl: It\'s poetry in motion
she turned her tender eyes to me
as deep as any ocean
as sweet as any harmony
mm - but she blinded me with science
\"she blinded me with science!\"
and failed me in biology
When I\'m dancing close to her
\"blinding me with science - science!\"
I can smell the chemicals
\"blinding me with science - science!\"
\"Science!\"
\"Science!\"
mm - but it\'s poetry in motion
and when she turned her eyes to me
as deep as any ocean
as sweet as any harmony
mm - but she blinded me with science
and failed me in geometry
When she\'s dancing next to me
\"blinding me with science - science!\"
\"Science!\"
I can hear machinery
\"blinding me with science - science!\"
\"Science!\"
It\'s poetry in motion
and now she\'s making love to me
the spheres\'re in commotion
the elements in harmony
she blinded me with science
\"she blinded me with science!\"
and hit me with technology
\"good heavens Miss Sakamoto - you\'re beautiful!\"
I -
I don\'t believe it!
there she goes again!
she\'s tidied up, and I can\'t find anything!
all my tubes and wires
and careful notes
and antiquated notions
but! - it\'s poetry in motion
and when she turned her eyes to me
as deep as any ocean
as sweet as any harmony
mm - but she blinded me with science
\"she blinded me with - with science!\"
she blinded me with - with science!\"
Kouga\'s girl: ok I think I going to end the chapter now I need to recover form this humiliation.
Well I hope you liked this one and aging my friend Tai is co writer so I hope you like it and sand me reviews with ideas.