The Sexy Adventures of Rubius
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Category:
Sailor Moon › General
Rating:
Adult +
Chapters:
17
Views:
6,855
Reviews:
7
Recommended:
0
Currently Reading:
0
Disclaimer:
I do not own Sailor Moon, nor any of the characters from it. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.
Metroid still rules
Battered. Bruised. Beaten. With her rapidly depleting strength, Sailor Saturn was able to break free from her shackles, she knew she had to escape Rubius\'s pleasure dome, but how?
Meanwhile In Neo Tokyo...
\" GET THAT ROBOTIC PENIS THE FUCK OUT OF MY EAR!\" agent calgone yelled at Lakestein, who apparently was loosing controll of his robotic genitelea as it was malfunctioning do to being overly stimulated by Melvin. \"Sorry my good man, this thing has a mind of it\'s own.\" replied Lake. Finally in what seemed like hours, the two sexual agents arrived at Rubuis\'s pleasure dome, outside the dome (shaped like a giant uterus) awaited a figure clothed in black. \" Don Henley!\" Lakestein exlaimed at the fallen \'80\'s star. \" No,\" Henley replied, \"I am nothing more than a hologram Rubius created as a diversion becuase he knew of your attraction to me.\" Calgone shot Lakestein an uneasy glare, as Lake\'s penis throbbed in his pants. \" Uh.....I...uh.....d..don\'t Know what your talking...about.\" Lake sheepishly replied.
Back at headquaters.....
Melvin and Tina turner were sharing a cup of tea, when all the sudden, what looked like a raggidy homeless, degenerate, parapylegic woman aproahed them. \"got any change please?\" a girlish voice spoke. Melvin looked up, It was Muffraider! \" get the fuck away from me!\" Melvin said. But before anyone knew it it was too late. Muffraider (aparantly now all woman) HAd his....err...her period and began dripping on Melvin and inserted his 2 inch bone into melvins armpit. Like clockwork, Melvin struck Muff in the face and like a wounded female Kitten, Muff began to cry and ran away. Then for no reason at all Tina turnerns Mullet started to vibrate and she and melvin made hot hot love in the cofeeshop
..back at the pleasure dome...
Calgone pulled out his gun and was ready to shoot cybernetic Don Henley, when Lakestein stepped in front of him...\"NEVER, YOU\'LL HAVE TO KILL ME TO GET TO HIM...................OR GET ME A SANDWICH EITHER ONE.\" Lake responded. Calgone sighed and got in the calgonemoblie and drove to taco bell
....TO BE CONTINUED.....
Meanwhile In Neo Tokyo...
\" GET THAT ROBOTIC PENIS THE FUCK OUT OF MY EAR!\" agent calgone yelled at Lakestein, who apparently was loosing controll of his robotic genitelea as it was malfunctioning do to being overly stimulated by Melvin. \"Sorry my good man, this thing has a mind of it\'s own.\" replied Lake. Finally in what seemed like hours, the two sexual agents arrived at Rubuis\'s pleasure dome, outside the dome (shaped like a giant uterus) awaited a figure clothed in black. \" Don Henley!\" Lakestein exlaimed at the fallen \'80\'s star. \" No,\" Henley replied, \"I am nothing more than a hologram Rubius created as a diversion becuase he knew of your attraction to me.\" Calgone shot Lakestein an uneasy glare, as Lake\'s penis throbbed in his pants. \" Uh.....I...uh.....d..don\'t Know what your talking...about.\" Lake sheepishly replied.
Back at headquaters.....
Melvin and Tina turner were sharing a cup of tea, when all the sudden, what looked like a raggidy homeless, degenerate, parapylegic woman aproahed them. \"got any change please?\" a girlish voice spoke. Melvin looked up, It was Muffraider! \" get the fuck away from me!\" Melvin said. But before anyone knew it it was too late. Muffraider (aparantly now all woman) HAd his....err...her period and began dripping on Melvin and inserted his 2 inch bone into melvins armpit. Like clockwork, Melvin struck Muff in the face and like a wounded female Kitten, Muff began to cry and ran away. Then for no reason at all Tina turnerns Mullet started to vibrate and she and melvin made hot hot love in the cofeeshop
..back at the pleasure dome...
Calgone pulled out his gun and was ready to shoot cybernetic Don Henley, when Lakestein stepped in front of him...\"NEVER, YOU\'LL HAVE TO KILL ME TO GET TO HIM...................OR GET ME A SANDWICH EITHER ONE.\" Lake responded. Calgone sighed and got in the calgonemoblie and drove to taco bell
....TO BE CONTINUED.....