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I just wanted to respond to one of the reviews I got, actually pocket book is a real word, and it’s just rather dated like me lol. Its definition can be found online, it’s pretty much a wallet, billfold, purse or handbag. Also Ukyou did get a mention in the chat room, she was Spatulagirl. As for Gosunkugi Hikaru, I’m simply not interested in the character. He plays a large role in one of my favourite stories on adultfanfiction (dot) net, which I really can’t put on here due to its graphic nature. Btw, unless Akane, Ranma and Kuno were all born in the same month, she could turn seventeen before Kuno hits eighteen.

However that being said, I hope that no one minds if I plug a story by one of my favourite people that I met on adultfanfiction (dot) net. It’s called Ranma’s War and would be rated about a K+ if it was on ff. It’s a wonderful X-Men/Ranma crossover which seamlessly blends together. The person who wrote it is a gear head whose passion is motorcycles, so he used his own knowledge of this to create Ranma as a motorcycle enthusiast. There are also some elements of other animes. Please note, this isn’t me, I write under imsadistic on there. I just feel that this story isn’t getting the attention it deserves and he won’t put it on ff. So you who ARE (I am not suggesting anyone break the law here) over the age of 18, you just need to sign on electronically. Under the members tools tab, go to search. Type or paste animedevildog in the keywords under authors and then click on his name and choose Ranma’s War. It’s well worth the read.

Ukyou and Kuno

Kuno woke up the next day feeling oddly warm and contented, he opened his eyes and beheld Ukyou’s sleeping form cradled against his own and blushed when he remembered what had happened the night before. Feeling a sense of panic, with the stealth of a ninja he carefully extracted himself from her warm embrace and pulled on the clothes that he’d discarded the night before. He froze when she frowned in her sleep and seemed to search for him, he held his breath positive she would awake, he silently sighed with relief when she turned over and hugged her pillow instead.

Soundlessly he padded to the room that he’d been staying in and sat on the bed. He pondered what to do about the situation. ‘Was he supposed to ask for her hand in marriage now?’ he wondered and than decided that she was a modern woman and that was far too eighteenth century for her. ‘Did she expect him to become her boyfriend?’ no she wanted Ranma. The more he thought about it, the more confused he became. It was not like he had faced this problem before.

He was deeply embarrassed that he’d allowed her to see him like that. He was a passionate person by nature, but him being depressed wasn’t something that anyone had ever seen outside of his family. Then he wondered why she’d wanted to do THAT with him when he was like that. Did seeing a guy emotionally vulnerable turn her on? ‘No, it was that she pitied him’ he realized with a blush. Tatewaki Kuno’s first time was a mercy #%# and that angered him.

He had always thought that his first time would either with Akane or the Pig-Ranma, his brain reminded him, he quashed that thought before he got ill.

Then he thought back on the experience, it had felt a tad awkward, but oddly felt natural with her. She had been so tender with him. Then he thought back on how he had acted and blushed so deep that he was almost purple, he’d probably called her every pet name in the book and endless told her how much he cared about her. She would realize that it was all pillow talk born of his confused emotions right? Then he went cold when he realized that no protection was used, she’d said that none was necessary as she was ‘close to her time’. He pondered what that meant and then slapped his head at his foolishness, realizing that that was what the tampons were for.

He didn’t know what to do, he felt, trapped; she wouldn’t want a pathetic creature like himself and after the epiphany of the night before he wasn’t ready to pursue a lost cause again. No his best course of action was to leave; he realized, he quickly dressed and started packing.

Ukyou woke up and frowned when she couldn’t find Tatewaki. She never opened the restaurant on Sundays and was planning to suggest that they spend the day together. She smelled the pillow beside hers and smiled that it held his clean, musky scent. The night before had been wonderful to her; there was no pain this time and he had been so gentle and loving. Wondering where he was, she got out of bed and slipped into a short nightgown to go find him. “Hey Kuno” she said when she found him standing in the hallway. Then she noticed his luggage “are you going somewhere?” she asked him in confusion.

He startled and looked guilty. “I got a phone call, there’s a family emergency going on back at the mansion” he explained in a jumpy voice.

“Has something happened to Kodachi? Should I go with you?” Ukyou asked with concern.

He rubbed the back on his head nervously “Its, its family business. I’ve got to go. I’ll see you at the challenge report tomorrow morning” he said, gave her a chaste kiss on the cheek and darted out. He shook his head to clear image in it; in her short, almost girlish nightgown Ukyou had looked like a sleepy angel. He laughed ironically at the folly of his situation, had he received a mere kiss from sweet Akane Tendo he would’ve shouted it from the rooftops. Yet on the subject of making love to Ukyou Kuonji, he would be as silent as the grave.

Ukyou could feel tears of sadness and humiliation running down her cheeks, she felt like she’d been used by someone who she thought liked her at least.

Ranma and Akane

“What do you mean no?” Ranma demanded.

“Ranma, I’m only seventeen and I’ve never wanted to be a fiancée to anyone. I just want to be your girlfriend first and then worry about marriage later on, I’m not ready for that step yet” she explained.

Ranma’s heart flooded with relief “so you would be content with just being my girlfriend?” he asked.

“Of course, I love you too Ranma. I would like nothing more then to be your girlfriend. Your only one” she added shrewdly. “Are you willing to commit to me?”

“I do” he said.

“Good, however there can be no other girls involved and I mean it! No other girlfriends, no fiancées, not even so much as a compelling cross dresser” she ordered sharply.

“Hey how about you, you willing to give up on other guys?” he asked.

Akane rolled her eyes “Who Ryoga and Kuno? Like I ever wanted them!” she said, blowing a raspberry.

“So we agree to be your averagely boring monogamous couple?” he asked.

“Yes, as average as life around you can get” Akane said with a laugh.

“I love you Akane” Ranma said.

“I love you Ranma” she replied and took his hand. “So what’re you going to do with the ring?” she asked.

“Keep on asking you until you say yes” he replied. “You know how I can never resist a challenge” he said with a wicked grin.

“How are we going to handle our other suitors?” Akane asked.

“I already took care of that” Ranma replied and explained what he did.

Akane cocked her head and than laughed “no wonder it’s been so quiet. You think it’s going to work?” she asked.

“I can only hope so. Either way, they’ll have to accept that we’re together and there’s nothing that they can to about it” Ranma said in a commanding tone of voice.

Akane thought that it was sexy that he was being so forceful and asked “I brought my bathing suit, would you like to join me in the hot tub in my room?”

Ranma turned bright and could only nod and walked her to her room, then went to change himself. Upon his return, his eyes went wide when she slipped out of her robe to reveal a black bikini. She lowered herself into the water beside him and cuddled close. His lips met hers, they kissed until they were breathless, their bodies pressed tightly together in the warm bubbly water. Ranma laughed when Akane got a nosebleed. “Red, I think that the sooner that our wedding night comes, the better” he observed while she blushed.

The Challenge Report

Ranma and Akane presided over the dojo, neither one of them had revealed their new relationship to anyone yet. Their eyes sweep over the assigned couples and approved that both Shampoo and Mousse and Kodachi and Ryoga were holding hands. These were the people that they were the most worried about.

“So gentlemen, please present your reports and than the ladies may say a few words” Ranma ordered.

Ranma noted that although Kuno was sitting beside Ukyou, they seemed to be trying to make sure that they didn’t touch each other. Everything in their postures seemed to shriek ‘let’s get it over with’ Ranma wondered what had happened to them. He’d have bet money he didn’t have, that the crazy kendoist would fall hard for the cute Ukyou and that she would start to care about him to turn. They both wore their almost palpable loneliness like a cloak around them and Ranma thought that they would respond to that.

Kuno stood up “Ukyou’s a wonderful woman who despite being busy would make a wonderful wife. The man lucky enough to get her would have to understand that she’s a busy, working woman who loves her job. He wouldn’t get all of her attention all the time as result, but the time he did get would be well worth it” he said and sat down.

Ukyou stood up “no comment” she said sat down.

Mousse stood up “Shampoo would make a wonderful wife as well, her husband would never lack for affection or attention. She has a temper, that’s true, but underneath it, she has a heart of gold and never fails to show it to those in need. You couldn’t fail by choosing her as your wife, she will make a great one and wonderful mother to your children” he said and sat down.

Shampoo stood up “I know that people going to think Shampoo crazy as object of contest hot date with Ranma, but Shampoo loves Mousse” she said and smiled tenderly at his look of astonishment. “These two weeks, he like before when we children, good tender friends. He sweet and loving, not pushy. “So Shampoo would like date with Mousse instead of Ranma. Is okay?” she asked.

Ranma stood up “I did say that the date was to be with the man of your dreams. Not a problem. But what about the law?” he asked.

“We not sure what to do” Shampoo said miserably.

Ranma walked up to Mousse and said “stand up” the confused boy did “hit me” he ordered him.

“I don’t want to” Mousse replied.

“Just do it!” Ranma ordered.

Mousse reluctantly tapped Ranma on his chest with a blow that wouldn’t hurt a baby. Ranma fell to the floor with a dramatic cry, writhed at bit and then lay still for a few seconds, then stood up “You all saw it, he defeated me. Meaning that with Shampoo not against marrying Mousse and him defeating me, she just has to pretend to be defeated by him and nothing will bar their marriage. Tell that to the old bat!” Ranma said smugly.

“Ranma genius!” Shampoo cried happily and hugged Mousse.

“I’m willing to serve as witness” Ukyou volunteered.

“Me too” Ryoga said.

“And the Kuno family will pay for Mousse’s laser eye surgery as a wedding gift” Kuno volunteered.

“But that’s expensive!” Mousse protested.

“Not for me” Kuno said in amusement. Which Ukyou thought was sweet of him to offer.

“Mousse not be weak if eyes better” Shampoo pointed out.

“So what’re you planning to do?” Ranma asked Shampoo.

“Tell great-grandmother that we want get married. Go home for wedding, come back here and run restaurant while great-grandmother return to village. Tokyo Chinese community crazy for Amazon Ramen” she explained.

“Good luck to you Mousse” Ranma said holding out his hand, the Chinese boy took it.

“And to you Ranma” Mousse replied shaking the hand of his former enemy and new friend.

“Now back to business: what’s your report like Ryoga?” asked Ranma

Ryoga stood up “Kodachi’s a wonderfully warmhearted woman who’s great with children, has a great sense of humour and is really fun to be with. She would make a wonderful wife and mother” he declared and sat down.

Kuno startled in surprise to hear his sister described this way.

Kodachi stood up and said “Ranma dear, it is good to see my fiancé again. However, when I compare you to Ryoga, who has become so very dear to me, I’m afraid that I must decline our date in favour of going on it with him. He’s the man of my dreams. Like Shampoo implied; I hope that there’s no hard feelings”

“Not a problem, congratulations to you two. Do I hear wedding bells in the future?” Ranma asked facetiously, causing both people to blush.

“Not without her brother’s approval” added Kuno

“Very well, there’s only one couple that didn’t make it. Before I declare Ukyou as the winner of the date, Akane and I have something to tell you. Akane Tendo has agreed to be my girlfriend and we’re in a committed relationship. I’m still willing to take you on a date Ukyou, as I promised I would, but this is the final time” Ranma declared.

“Girlfriend, not fiancée?” questioned Shampoo.

“I asked her to marry me but she said that she was too young to consider that, so she agreed to be my girlfriend instead. I think she’s right, there’ll be plenty of time to worry about marriage when we’re old and gray” he said smiling affectionately at Akane, who hit him in the bicep.

Ukyou watched the two of them and realized that it was too late, Ranma’s heart was already taken and not by her. Then she thought about their past behaviour, she’d always interpreted it as hatred for each other and saw past the obvious for the first time. She started remembering the words of comfort that had passed between them, the tender looks shared and the gentle support that they’d showed each other and realized that Ranma was never Ukyou’s to begin with. She’d never been in competition with Akane in the first place; Ranma had been hers the second they’d met.

She stood up “its okay, I really don’t care to date Akane’s boyfriend. That mallet looks painful” she said and got a few laughs.

Akane took Ranma’s hand and said “thank you Ukyou”

She stood up “no problem sugar, just make sure that you take care of him or I’ll be back” she warned.

Kuno said “Akane and Ranma, I just want you to know that I won’t bother either of you again. Not Akane or the other side of Ranma”

Ranma said “ah, you finally found out the true identity of your pigtailed goddess I take it?”

“Yes I found out in a painful way. I hope that you can both find it in your hearts to forgive me someday” he requested humbly.

Ranma nodded at Akane and she nodded back “we already forgive you; just stop grabbing my breasts” Ranma said and the rest laughed.

“I’ve got to go” said Ukyou. She stalked away mad when Kuno started following her. “Go away” she ordered him.

“Look, I just want to talk to you about the other night” Kuno whispered to her, afraid to be overheard.

“There’s nothing to discuss, you made it quite clear that the great Tatewaki Kuno doesn’t like cross dressing girls. Consider it a mistake on both of our parts and stay the heck away from me” she retorted in a low tone of voice. “Goodbye Jackass” she said and hurried away.

“Fine” Kuno said, he spun around and left in the other direction.

Kodachi happened to overhear their exchange as she and Ryoga were exiting the dojo while this was going on. She sighed and decided to find out what her big brother had done THIS time.