A Day In The Life Of

I must say that this is truly the first time I've ever done anything this....this wild in my life. It's not becoming of one such as myself to give in to those primal urges that I had kept hidden away for so long I was unaware of their very existence. I had an important duty to carry out and I took it seriously.

To be a Sailor Soldier is one thing.

The guardian of time itself, quite the other.

I suppose I should start at the beginning.......

One day.....though can I truly call it day? Here where I reside there is no day....no night.....only existence. I monitor the going on of the multiverse, ensuring the balance of morals stays exactly that, balanced. I was in a deep meditative state when my subconscious found something. Or rather someone. To say I was surprised was an understatement. In all my years of dwelling in the void I had never come across another mind in the astral plan. I didn't even think it possible for a mere human to be able reach such a plateau of mental clarity and self-being. Yet here he was, a sphere of energy that glowed the sharpest violet with dancing tendrils of emerald vapor and shimmering white specks. At first I merely stared, entranced by the sheer magnitude of his mind. It was such a beautiful, chaotic thing. Then I encircled it, shrouded it with my own power. The glowing orb danced in a sea of my own self, an ocean of cerulean power. I sensed it tense in surprise for but a second before it embraced me, latched onto me, and merged with me on a level that far exceeded any physical act. I bathed in his violet-emerald glory while he sought warm embrace of my being.

"Who are you?" His voice was deep yet carried with it a calm and gentleness that nearly left me nearly speechless.

"I am Sailor Pluto. Guardian of Time and Space." I had said it so many a time it had become my mantra.

"Hmm....sounds important." The orb brightened in amusement. "So tell me. Do you often just drop in on people exploring the plane and minding their own business?"

"I am the guardian of time and space itself. I did not intrude. I only noticed something that was out of place and chose to investigate."

"Investigate, eh? You could have easily asked me why I was here. Instead you trapped me within your own subconscious and probe me. Quite rude of you, lady."

The sea of cerulean grew warmer with my frustration and embarrassment. Of all the nerve! I had been entrusted with watching over the entire multiverse. How dare this whelp insult me! I felt my entire self growing hot before something jostled me out of my reverie.

Laughter.

His laughter, a deep chuckle, resonating throughout the astral plane. "Sorry, don't take it so seriously. I didn't think I could meet someone that was more serious than myself.

My ocean's temperature returned to normal, and the harsh waves clamed to gentle ripples. "Well, I'm certainly glad that you can take my job of stabilizing the entire multiverse as anything less than serious." A sigh. "Your aura was such....such an interesting color. I could not help but investigate."

The sphere bobbed. "Interesting?"

"Y-Yes....and....quite beautiful." I'm glad that I was out of my body so he couldn't see the flush on my face.

"Thank you." The sphere rolled a few times then bobbed agian. "Your not entirely boring yourself. A little prudish perhaps..."

"Prudish!?!" Here I go and try to compliment the jerk and he goes and insults me! That's...that's just like a-a-a man!

He ignores my outburst. "Guardian, eh? Sounds important."

"It's beyond important!"

"Bet you encountered some fierce opponents."

My ocean glows with smug superiority. "I've dealt with quite a few troublemakers, yes!"

The sphere bobbed...once...twice....as if...as if he were scrutinizing me! "Hmmph, couldn't have been anything too bad."

I felt my waves recede, my way of blanching. "E-Excuse me?"

"Oh, it's just that....well....you don't feel all that entirely strong. Kinda surprises me that the powers to be would empower someone so obviously weak is all." He laughed agian and I silently seethed at this...this intruder so bold as to insult MY capabilities.

And that was how it started. We would continue to meet time and agian on the astral plane, sharing our tales of adventures and exchanging barbs. He was quite the clever, one I had to admit, more than capable of teaching me a thing or two. Soon he haunted my every dream, this nameless unknown that had left me so utterly captivated. All right.....I'll admit....more than captivate. I am talking full blown highschool-girl-lust! I couldn't remember the last time I'd taken part in self-gratification, but suddenly I just couldn't keep my hands to myself. It seemed I couldn't sleep, couldn't perform my tasks without seeking sexual relief.

The thought of me masturbating some years ago would have been laughable at best. Now I could put most of those Earth women in those pornographic movies to shame! Can you imagine, me sitting in my plush chair with my legs spread and draped over the arms? One hand tending to my lust swollen breasts, twisting and pinching my nipples till they stood pert and ready? My other hand busy with my lower extremities, three fingers thrusting into my sopping wet pleasure canal with such ferocity one would think it had to be painful? So many sensations! Sooooo much pleasure! SO GOOD THAT I'M ABOUT.....ABOUT TO....MMMM....MMMM...eh....HEY!!! Are you? Are you pleasuring yourself!?!

Stop this instant!!!

Your supposed to be listening to MY story, not sitting there spanking it while drooling like an incoherent numbskull!!!! Goodness!

Hmph! Well, needless to say I was in a bit of a tough situation. As nice as masturbation was I just couldn't concentrate anymore. If something wasn't done soon I'd be no good to anyone. I need to quell the fire that seem to linger in my lower regions.....and soon.

So I sought him out. Used my abilities to track down him dimension (which wasn't at all difficult due to his unique energy pattern) and confront him about the situation at hand. Surely, he'd aid me. He's my friend after all.

It was night when I found him in the mountains. I had been in the void for so long that I forgot how beautiful the Earth could be. No man made buildings for miles, meaning there was no light pollution to blind you from the stars in the cloudless sky. An ocean of obsidian peppered with countless orbs of white. The moon, I'd never seen it so closely before, hung motionlessly adrift amongst the sea of black. Breathtaking. The plateau I stood on towered in such a way you'd think you could simply reach out and touch the moon. A cool summer breeze blew through my hair and rustled my sailor suit, causing my skirt to lift gently. A sigh of bliss brought on by such spectacular serenity escaped me as skin tingled from the cool air. I had nearly forgotten how the wind felt.

"Well, this is unexpected," a familiar voice from behind chimed, and I felt body suddenly grow so very warm. My heart pounded in my chest, and my stomach hurt....but in a....a good way...if that sounds at all possible. "Sailor Pluto, it's a pleasure."

I turned and stared, drinking in every bit of him with my eyes. He wasn't as I expected. Lime-colored skin with pointed ears that were twice as long as the average adult human. Two patches of deep-pink adorned each arm at the forearm and above the elbow. He wore a violet martial arts gi with no sleeves, and a sky-blue sash was fastened around his pants. He was obviously in top physical shape for I could see the way his gi clung to his chiseled chest. His eyes reminded me of a hawk, and his small nose was set at a sharp point. Finally, a white turban sat snugly atop his head, and a matching cape billowed in the wind behind him, making his stature all the more commanding. His thin lips curved into a smile. "The name's Piccolo by the way."

"Piccolo," I repeated, smiling. He was beautiful, in his own unique way. My green little delicacy. "It's nice to finally meet you in person." I moved so that we were but a foot apart, staring at one another. We were the same height even. And then embraced him, wrapping my arms (which were much thinner in comparison to his) around his torso, resting my chin on his shoulder. He tensed at first, a startled gasp escaping his mouth, as though he'd close to never received such intimate gestures then calmed, returning the hug. I held him tightly, breathing his scent. A surprise, he smelled a lot like fresh flowers.

We stayed that way for quite some time, basking in each others warmth. Totally oblivious to the rest of the world. When we finally parted we simply stared, so completely happy. His cheeks turned a lighter shade of green (blushing perhaps?) as he stammered, "P-Please.....join me back...back at the fire." I nodded wordlessly as he scooped me up into his strong arms and quietly lifted into the sky. I gasped in surprise before clinging to him as he flew into the night's sky towards a forest and spot of flickering orange that I surmised was the campfire.

We sat near the fire, keeping silent. There was no need for words. We were content with simply being together at last. And as we sat I could feel that fire returning, my heart pounding in my chest, and my thighs rubbing together. I....I needed him so badly. I willed myself to stay calm but it was far too late for I could already feel moisture between my legs, and I knew that my thighs were sticky with arousal. Perhaps he could sense my wanton urges because he seemed to tense up again, turning a shade lighter. I stared at him with half-closed eyes, swaying drunkenly as if his very presence left me intoxicated with lust, which it most definitely did.

When I spoke it came out in a sultry slur that I didn't think I was capable of making. "......Piccolo....."

He blinked, slightly nervous. "M-Ms. Pluto?" To think...the wise and crass Piccolo, resembling a frightened young boy more than the man I knew him to be.

I couldn't hold back anymore. I wanted him.

Needed him!

"Gah!" he cried out as I tackled him, smashing my lips to his and clawing at his gi with my hands.

I broke the kiss and buried my face into his neck. I trailed kisses up his throat and nibbled the tip of his ear. He shivered and moaned from my actions. "I want you!" I hissed into his ear, sitting up and running my hands up and down his broad chest. He trembled at my predatory smile. I ground my hips, pressing my soaked crotch agianst him. I could feel his erection stirring within those pants of his. "And I will have you!" I was caught off guard by the primal growl that erupted his throat, and even more so as he reached up and ripped apart the entire front of my sailor outfit. My liberated breasts slipped out of their confines, bouncing enticingly. I gasped.

He smirked, revealing fangs. His more animalistic tendencies had done away with the shy uncertainty of before. "Be careful what you wish for."

To be continued....

A/N: Wow....this was longer than I expected. You poor readers....I'm going to make you wait for the hot sex scene! HA!

This is the first of the crossover lemons I have planned here. By now everyone knows who Piccolo is. If you don't....then what rock have you been sleeping under!? Piccolo is from the Dragonball Z anime. On another note, I'm aware that Piccolo is asexual in the series, but this is MY lemon and if I want him to have a willie then willie he shall have!!!

So bleh! Bleh I say! :-p

Review, flames, threats, or requests? Send them. Don't guarantee I'll follow through on requests but if you give me a good setting than I can take from there. I still have plenty of my own pairings planned but I don't mind at all.