A Day In The Life Of

A/N: I'm not dead yet! Here's a new chapter! Apologies if it seems rushed. I'm a little rusty. Reviews are much welcomed.


Amara had no idea how she kept getting into these situations. It was as if the very Fates themselves were truly out to get her. She figured that she had committed some horrible sin in a past life that totally pissed off God; now he sought to make Amara's every breathing moment one of great tribulation.


Well, that thing with Serena inside the cave hadn't been THAT bad; it even ended on a high note. But nothing could describe what she was feeling now.

It had started with a battle.....as usual. Only this was no ordinary battle, oh no, this was the brawl to end all brawls with none other than the Sovereign of Silence, Sailor Saturn. The battle had lasted for what seemed like hours, when the little bitch pulled a fast one. In what could only be described as a moment of pure desperation, Saturn summoned every once of her dark powers in an attempt to rid herself of the scouts. Amara could remember how the chamber walls crack and groaned as crimson lightning arced and twisted in the air from Saturn's staff. It was a pain in the ass on the scout's part to avoid being fried.

"NNNNOOOOOWWWW RETUUUURRRN TO NOTHINGNESSSSS!!!" Saturn hissed. Her raven hair writhed above her head as though it were a living entity, and her eyes glowed a malevolent red. The evil scout screeched and spat in midair, and Amara was pretty sure that soon after Saturn's head would start spinning around complete with pea-green projectile vomit. Saturn's energy tore hideous rips into the air around the scouts, who were appropriately panicking by then, and grabbing on to anything weighted to the floor. Gale force winds seemed to materialize out of nowhere, and the chamber became a kaleidoscope of colors as the very fabric of space and time came apart around them.

Sailor Mercury screamed out scientific gibberish that only Stephen Hawking could possibly understand; though to be fair, Sailor Uranus was too busy wondering if she'd see her evil auntie pass by in the winds, riding on a bicycle and cackling before transforming into the Wicked Witch of the East. Amara would never tell anyone that Wizard of Oz was her favorite movie of all time. She'd seen the dubbed version as a child and fell in love with it, and would often retrieve the tape from it's hiding spot in the air-vent to watch it while cuddling Mister Wiggums, her stuffed teddy.

MMMMMkay.......getting WAY off target here.

Amara cried out as she found herself being dragged towards one of the rips in space. Sailor Neptune shouted, reaching out for her; a futile attempt at rescue but sweet nonetheless. Michelle was such a darling. Then Amara was sucked into the void, her body spiraling out of control for what seemed like hours before everything went black.

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Amara's eyes flickered open then quickly snapped shut in a vain attempt to block out blinding gaze of the sun. "Uuunnnngh....w-wha..." She sat up slowly, trying to rub out dull ache in her head. "That was worse than that time I drunk that entire bottle of bad sake," the blonde woman muttered. "That was some freaky shit, eh, Neptune? Neptune?" Her eyes opened and it was then that she actually took in her surroundings. She was no longer inside a creepy chamber but out in a lush field. A cool breeze kissed her skin as the scout rose to her feet. "Neptune? Scouts?" The others were nowhere in sight; just her and the gentle WOOOSH!! of the swaying trees. A smirk formed on her lips as she finally got to say one of her favorite lines, "Looks like I'm not in Kansas any more."

And in that moment the hairs on the back of her neck rose. She didn't have a computer that allowed her to track danger as Sailor Mercury did, but years of fighting as a scout had helped her develop a sort of sixth sense for approaching evil. Hands clenched into fists, Sailor Uranus frowned and went into a defensive position. The wind grew strong and the trees groaned forebodingly as something, hidden amongst the brush, slithered its way towards Uranus. Amara waited, keeping her eyes on the rustling brush until at the last possible moment summoned a 'World Shattering' that soared true, colliding with whatever her attacker was and exploding on impact.

An inhuman shrieked pierced Amara's ears as the creature rose from its hiding spot. Its snake-like body slithered up into the sky as though the very air was water. It was at least thirty feet long, from Amara's guess, with black scales and red stripes that ended at the base of its neck where a thick mane of green fur rested. A single bulging eye glared down at Amara from its forest of green. "HRRRRREEEEEEESSSSH!!!"

"Your one....ugly mutha-ACK!!!!!" Uranus dove to the side as the creature rushed her. The monster was moving far to fast to stop its progress, though it didn't seem to mind ramming through several trees. Uranus scowled. "Your pretty quick as far as butt-ugly monsters go!" She summoned magic power into her fist, preparing another 'World Shattering'. She never got the chance as a blur of black and red, that turn out to be the creature's tail, slammed into Uranus with enough force to send her tumbling across the ground. This time Uranus was slow to recover, struggling to get back on her feet. "....O-oooooow......" She collapsed, rolling onto her back and staring up at the monster that eyed her hungrily.

"A DECEEEEENT MEAL YOU SSSSSHALL MAKE HUMAN!!!!!" It bellowed, rearing back for what would be the finishing blow.

Uranus life flashed before her eyes as it dove at her. She could only hope her death would be quick, but seeing how she couldn't even make out any teeth on the damned thing she highly doubted it.

And that's when the figure appeared. Silhouetted by the sun, it collided into the monster in mid-charge, knocking it off balance. "The only meal you'll be eating is this sword I'm gonna shove down your scaly throat!"

"RRRRRRRRRREEEEEEESSSSSSSSH!!!!!!" The monster charged.

The figure smirked, drawing the katana from his sheath. In a flash of gold light the blade of his sword grew to five times its normal size.

"I'LL KILLLLLL YOUUUUU MONGREL!!!!" The beast's tail lashed out in a dizzying blur.

The figure slashed his massive blade in a downward arc, unleashing a wave energy that obliterated grass and soil around it.

"WWWHAAAAAT ISSSS THISSS!?!" The monster was directly in the waves path. It raised it's head skywards, hoping to avoid the blast by flying. It wasn't nearly fast enough and only avoided having its head spared while the rest of its body was obliterated.

The newcomer grinned smugly. "And that's the end of that." He turned to acknowledge the strangely dressed woman. 'Her clothes. Their just like Kagome's. Could she be from the future?' He couldn't sense anything threatening about her so he chose to check her well-being in the most mature of ways. "HEY WENCH!"

He unfortunately forgot the number one rule in demon fighting; If it still has a head, its probably still alive. So to absolutely no surprise to anyone, the demon's bulbous eye locked onto the retreating back of newcomer, and summoning up its reserve power into its thick mane. The newcomer's pointed ears perked up just in time to spin around, raising his massive blade to shield himself from the volley of razor-sharp quills that exploded from the demon's mane. "Grrrrr....DAMNIT!!!!" He stood his ground until the barrage ended then attacked, "WIND SCAR!!!!"

This time the demon had no chance of escape as it was ripped to pieces. "CUUUURRRSE YOU HAAAALFBREEEED!!!!" The sheer energy unleashed by the sword not only ripping the demon apart but completely annihilating a good half a mile of innocent nature that had done absolutely no wrong to anyone. Nature; taking it all in stride.

The mystery man snorted in disgust, brushing out a few stray strands of silver hair. His massive weapon illuminated gold before shrinking back to its original size. "A guy tries to get a little sleep and shit goes down," he grumbled before his brain politely reminded him that there was an oddly dressed woman behind him. "Oh no need to thank me!" He scowled, practically oozing ego and attitude. "I always risk my for complete stra....." And he noticed the reason for Amara's silence wasn't due to rudeness, but the fact that she'd passed out. "Shit! Hey! You okay!?" In true form of his brashness he shook the young woman roughly. His golden-hued eyes landed on her left leg, and more importantly the obsidian barb protruding from her inner thigh. "Damnit!" He thought he'd deflected all those stupid things. "Kagome'll kill me if I show up with a dead human!" With as much ease as the man could muster he gather the strange woman up in his arms and darted into the woods.


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Amara's eyes fluttered open, bring a hand to her temple. ~What happened?~ She was certain that she should of been dead by this point. Had she returned to her own world? Warmth from a nearby campfire wrapped around her like much welcome blanket, and she idly imagined laying in her own bed, cuddling Mister Wiggums while watching the.....okay you know something? No more teddy bears and Wizard of Oz for the rest of this tale! Something warm and damp caressed her inner thigh, and she couldn't help but sign with content. "Mmmm just like that," she murmured. God did she love it when Michelle explored every inch of her with that talented mouth of hers. Odd, she didn't recall being in the woods with her girlfriend, but she sure as hell wasn't going to let that keep her from enjoying this treatment. With a smile she sat up to watch her lover do what she did best.

Emerald eyes met golden eyes.

Michelle didn't have gold eyes.....or silver hair.......she sure as hell didn't have doggy ears atop her head.

In fact this guy wasn't even a woman.

Amara was noticeably upset at these turn of events.

"GET THE FUCK OFF OF ME!!!!"

The silver-haired man winced at the woman's loud and rather shrill scream. "It's not what you...*KLONK!!*" The man was interrupted by Amara's fist, planting itself on his noggin. "OW! THAT HURT BITCH!!!" Amara responded by booting the dog-man right in the kisser.

Amara snaked out of his grasp, crab walking backwards and attempting to stand. "Fucking pervert!" The moment she rose she was overcome with nausea, falling right back on her ass.

"Idiot! I was trying to suck out the poison!" The man crawled towards her.

"S-Stay right there you!" Amara pointed an accusing finger at him. "W-W-What...did you do to me?"

The man sighed. "Look I'm not gonna try anything funny. I was sucking out the poison from damn needle in your leg. If you want to live to see tomorrow I suggest you let me finish!" He was trying to be calm and civil, remembering that humans were fragile things, quick to panic. He edged towards her. "Your dizzy right? That's the demon's venom running its course. I need to finish or you'll die."

Amara weighed in her options. She was definitely feeling the effects of that poison. Probably due to her moving around and panicking, raising her heart rate and allowing the venom to flow through her system quicker. "Fine. But if you...if you try anything funny!"

"Oh get over yourself!" The man set about his work, and Amara tried to pretend some strange guy wasn't sucking on her leg. And it just so happened to be her ''spot'' that only Michelle knew about. There was no way she should be feeling what she was feeling right. It was beyond wrong. So she chose to start a conversation for distraction.

"So what the heck are you? Some kind of cat-alien-thing?"

The man spat out a mouthful of poison. "I'm half dog demon not a cat-alien-thing!" He retorted. "And shut up so I can finish!" ~I really wish Kagome or Kaede was here to do this!~

Amara scowled but remained silent, wincing when his lips pressed against her thigh again. ~His lips are really soft.~ She was shocked that the thought even occurred to her. The dizziness was gradually receding but was now being replaced with a feeling that may of been far worse. Her hands raked through the soft earth as a wave of heat washed over her. It took every ounce of sheer will to keep her legs from quaking, but she couldn't fight back the hardening of her nipples. Her breath came in and out in quick and shallow bursts. Nausea had been completely replaced with wanton lust. She was hot all over, fuck, she felt like a furnace! Her body was aching for touch and if she didn't get it soon she was going to burst.

The silver haired stranger could sense her lust, could smell the passion and heat generation from between her legs. He glanced up and caught her gaze. Her eyes were half-lidded and glazed over with desire. She bit her bottom lip shyly. "Please....please don't stop..." Her scent was intoxicating, and the venom he'd been sucking out was leaving him feeling was trapped in searing flames. It was the after effects of the demons poison. It had happened to Sango some time ago. ~Well she did ask me nicely!~ Inuyasha kissed his way up her thigh until his head found its way underneath Amara's skirt. He sniffed her emerald panties and ran his tongue up and down her crotch. She was already wet, and the man knew that if he didn't taste her passion soon he'd go insane.

Amara couldn't believe she was actually enjoying it. Until today she'd never known or wanted a man's touch, but she couldn't deny what she was feeling. She gasped when he ripped her panties apart. ~Oh my God! This is really going to happen!~ "OHHH!!" Her hands captured fistfuls of the man's silver hair. She moaned throatily as his tongue made its trek up her naked slit. Slowly, torturously so, did his tongue circle her clit. The man certainly knew what he was doing, she'd give him that. "Just....just like that....ooooh....dog-boy!"

The man pulled away, earning him a whimper from Amara in response. "It's Inuyasha." The man gently blew hot air on her clit, causing Amara to buck her hips and cry out with glee. "And you are?"

"A-AMARAAAA!!" Her back arched as Inuyasha's tongue snaked between her folds and inside her. She marveled at how skillfully his tongue darted in and out of her cunny. She didn't think anyone could top Michelle when it came to oral, but this Inuyasha fellow was quickly rising in the ranks. And when his fingers began teasing her clit she whimpered as she found herself quickly reaching her peak. A few more seconds of that act and Amara entire body was left quivering from the sheer force of her climax. Her breathing labored, Amara could only stare at the gorgeous man before her. She had never come that hard before in her life. ~D-Does this mean I'm straight now? Bi? I still love Michelle. I-I just don't knoooooOOW HELLO!!!~ So lost in her thoughts she didn't even realize Inuyasha had disrobed and had already managed to thrust a good deal of his length into her awaiting tunnel. "Oh...Oh..wow....wow!" Was he all the way in? She glanced down to where they were joined, staring at awe at his size. ~He's huge!~ Could all of that possibly fit inside her?

Inuyasha grinned smugly. "Glad your back to the real world," he whispered slyly, nipping her neck. He pushed forward slowly until he was completely sheath within her, hissing at her tightness. He kept still, allowing her to adjust to him before pulling nearly all the way out before driving himself all the way in to the hilt.

"Fuck!!" Amara stared in rapt curiosity at the foreign organ slowly pumping into her. She marveled at how his manhood would emerge, slick and glistening from her juices only to bury itself deep within her. She still couldn't believe she was having sex with a man, and enjoying it. "I-I don't...OH...even know you! I shouldn't.....we shouldn't!"

"I think it's...mmm.....a little late to be having uunnngh...second thoughts now!" His clothes ripped open the front of her sailor blouse, allowing her ample breasts to spill out.

"Hey!" Amara didn't have time to chastise the half demon on respecting others clothing because the second she opened her mouth to protest Inuyasha lifted her legs until her ankles were nearly parallel to her head. "Yeesh! Do I look like some porno movie bimbo!? I'm not a pretzel you...FUCK!!!" Inuyasha had found a simple solution for silencing the Outer Scout by simply burying his entire length inside her tight entrance. "UUNNNGH! DAMN!" At this angle he was driving himself in deeper than before, and each time his rock hard length entered it hit just the right spot to drive her nether region wild.

"Your...your so damn tight!" Inuyasha growled, nuzzling her neck while pounded into faster. At this rate he wouldn't last much longer. He grit his teeth. He wanted to feel her climax before he finished himself off. He didn't have to wait long as he felt her cunny tighten around his cock, seizing it in a vice grip so powerful it was nearly painful, and then he released, coating her inner walls with thick-white half demon seed.

"INUYASHAAAA!!" Amara cried out as her back arched, and her slender arms captured the half demon in a powerful embrace as she rode out her orgasm. She buried her face into his luscious mane of silver, waiting until her body stopped quivering. "Y-You were....that was....wow..." And then reality crept back into her consciousness, the sheer magnitude of what she'd just done now coming to the forefront. How could she even look Michelle in the eyes after this? She went limp in Inuyasha arms, overtaken with self-loathing.

As if sensing her thoughts Inuyasha rolled off her. "Don't feel bad...erm....Amara. That was just the after effects of the demon's toxin."

Amara blinked. "Demon toxin?"

"Yeah, so don't look like you just threw your life away! We were...victims of a situation beyond our control." Inuyasha smirked. "Besides it was awesome so why ruin it?"

Amara was relieved despite herself. "It isn't that it just...where the hell am I anyway?"

"I was about to ask you the same thing. Your clothes look a little like Kagome's only a bit more...erm....skimpier. Not that I mind the easy access!" He was rewarded with fist to the skull. "Dah! What was that for!?"

"Watch your mouth." Amara chided. "Now how do I get back home?" ~Maybe I should click my heels together,~ she wondered idly. And then nausea returned as she felt the familiar pull of the time vortex complete with the swirling trippy colors and weightlessness.

Inuyasha gawked as the strange woman vanished into thin air. "Heh, well that was fun." The half demon yawned, putting out the campfire. If he hurried he could take a bath in the springs and make it home in time to update Miroku on this bizarre turn of events.


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"SO....YOU'VE MANAGED TO SURVIVE..." Sailor Saturn muttered as the Scouts emerged from the time gaps that soon sealed after. "NO MATTER. YOU'LL ALL EMBRACE THE COLD COMFORT OF OBLIVION!" The demonic look in her eyes vanished. She blink in confusion. "Ummm...what the hell happened to you?"

All eyes fell on Sailor Uranus and her apparel....or lack there of.

"Ummm...hehehee..." Uranus shied away from Neptune's withering glare. "I...I can explain!"

THERE'S NO PLACE LIKE HOME..............