Donde Estas Corazon
Omake *3*
A/N: Okay, this one is for Crystal-chan and me~ We had so much fun on the
ML with this I couldn\'t stop thinking about it! [*yet even more pointless
violence and deserved
death (this time) ahead]
note: by the by, I noticed that in the reviews when ya\'ll try to do:
>.< or similar it cuts off the rest o\'the following review. So I\'m getting
stuff like: >. (Vic-chan I\'m guessing you were going to tell me that you
re-called the pocky factory after this?? oO;; maybe it\'s better I don\'t know…)
and also I tested the following which do the same: >o< >,< >.<
>< >_> <_< ....damn I love bugs -_-;;;
Donde Estas Corazon
Omake
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->Omake Start:
It was a beautiful day, and Kagura
was skipping down the street singing to herself like the idiot she is. Since
she was making merry in her travels, she didn\'t notice the two girls waiting
for her atop a building.
The two girls in their assassin outfits
hefted a large skewer above them. The brown eyed girl monitored the approaching
objective. "Target is in range, drop the hammer in three, two, one~"
The oversized skewer was heaved downwards
and Kagura looked up just in time for the impaling. She didn\'t even have the
chance to scream.
Examining their handiwork, the two
girls grinned and gave each other high fives. It was time to move on to the
second objective.
***
Akito crawled from his spacious room
when he smelt the inviting aroma of roasting pig coming from the courtyard.
His beady eyes focused on the fire pit and the slowly turning spit that was
evenly grilling the impaled pig to a nice golden brown color.
The Sohma clan\'s leader was salivating
in hunger as he pulled himself up from the ground and stumbled towards the
roast boar. "Here piggy piggy~" He chanted before descending on
the feast and sinking his teeth into the soft meat.
After the first bite was swallowed,
Akito\'s eyebrows began to twitch and he fell over dead, clutching at his heart.
"I didn\'t think anyone
was stupid enough to fall for that!" The
author commented from the bushes.
Her beta looked down at the bottle
of cyanide in her hands. "Uhm, I forgot to lace the corpse with this..."
The author raised an eyebrow, "I
guess Kagura is deadly enough without it."
Omake End<-
A/N: It\'s a boar-bq*! >3
*credit goes to crys for da boar-bq saying~ ^^
*coughs* Also, since it would be just too much of a pain in the ass to make
sure aff.net
doesn\'t screw with my \'Oregon Trail\' style tombstones(old, old
computer game if anyone remembers it), Akito\'s & Kagura\'s are here:
http://lutz-sama.com/attic/A_K_Epi.gif