Truth or Dare (Kouga\'s Girl style A very Evil gigg

Truth or Dare (Kouga’s Girl style A very Evil giggle)



Chapter 14: why



(Hi I am back if you remember we stop after Inuyasha had a fit and damn near destroy my house I had 6 windows a sofa and a TV to repair and 5 or 6 holes in my well and a nice big in my floor but after I had ask Inuyasha to help we got it done in no time we have a new guest so let wall come Thatz and she is a demon squirrel.)



Thatz: Hey hey hey people hey Kouga baby what’s up with you. What up kouga’s girl.



Kouga: (moves closer to me.) Um hey she my mate.



Kouga’s girl: hey Thatz (try standing up.) Um kouga you’re sitting in on my hand.



Kouga: isn’t that right kouga’s girl.



(I pinched his ass he jumps 3 feet.)



Kouga: what you do that for.



Kouga’s girl: you were sitting on my hand any way Jin it’s your turn.



Jin: ok Kohaku truth or dare.



Kohaku: Dare.



Jin: I dare you to go down the street and put your handprints and name in kanji so the worker can’t read it in the wet cement.



Kohaku: ok.



(Wait till nightfall we all seek out go down the street and Kohaku runs up to the wet cement gets down on his keens puts his hands in it and pulls back and than picks up a stick and writes his name in kanji it than we all run back to my house and the next day on the news there is a story about vandalism some kid put his hand prints and name in the new side walk and it had dried so it going to have to stay like that.)



Kohaku: um Sango truth or dare.



Sango: um dare.



Kohaku: I dare you to go out side in this Hotdog costume and sing I wish I were a Oscar Meyer Weiner song.



Sango: fine is so going to be humiliating.



(Sango puts on the hotdog costume and walks out on the street.)



Kouga’s girl: I got the video camera start singing.



Sango: oh I wish I was an Oscar Meyer Weiner. That is what I truly wish to be. Because if I was an Oscar Meyer Weiner everyone would be in love with me.



Miroku: I in love with you Sango.



(Sango grabs Mrioku and kisses him.)



Sango: let’s go in side this hotdog costume is hot.



Miroku:............



(We all go back in with a still stunned Miroku.)



Tai: something that good and you still cant keep your hands off other women. Miroku (clocks him in the head with his staff.): lay off you get to be a pain in my butt I grope one other girl just one and you’re still being a pain.



Tai (rubs his head): so you admit to groping kagome?



Miroku: yes ok I groped kagome and (says some low under his breath.) ok.



Tai: I didn’t hear that second part.



Miroku: and I peeped on her and the other girl when took a dip in the hot spring be hide Kouga’s girl house ok.



Tai: ok then I just wanted you to admit it.



Sango: tru...



Tai: wait can I show your tape of you singing you know to make sure it came out right,



Sango: ok.



(Tai pops the tape in and as we watched the tape we that after the song we see Tai and Miroku talking and Miroku admits to grouping kagome and peeping on all of the us girl the day we all when for swim in the hot spring.)



Kouga’s girl: wait just one min Miroku that was you I saw in the bushes because I yell out and you said that it’s just Tai I taking a walk I even invited you down to join us girl because I thought it was Tai.



Tai: yes the honest monk... the lying, peeping, groping but totally honest monk.



Miroku: I am honest I very stole any thing before. Tai: you didn’t steal from that rich lord whose daughter had been possessed by a weasel demon?



Miroku: I um err well that is that was one time I had not stole any after that.



Tai: the first time you met kagome and stole her shikon shards and her bike?



Miroku: I um well I thought that the shikon would be um batter in my hands and I browed her bike.



Tai: that aside you still stole it



Miroku: she got it back.



Tai: you have to stop with the honest monk thing you\'re not. I don’t care that you\'re hentai, I am too but I admit to it.



Miroku: I am not hentai yes I have some bad habits but I am not hentai I put on a act to cover up my true fillings I fear being sucked up in my wind tunnel every day I saw my dad sucked up in his.



Tai: your tunnel isn’t there.



Miroku: I know.



Tai: your wind tunnel is no more; you have a beautiful woman and a child now so what’s your excuse now?



Miroku: (starts to cry) I am just worthless perverted unhonest monk I should have let myself get sucked up in my wind tunnel when I had it.



All the girls: no your not you just some bad habits and we love you these is not need to say that stuff. Tai: I tried the crying thing when you said you wanted to suck yourself in your wind tunnel before. You’re a good actor I’ll give you that



Miroku: whose says I acting I am upset you pointed out all my bad stuff and not once any said any about my good side I don’t even no why Sango is even marring me.



Tai: because you are a good person under all that hentainess.



Miroku: ha ya right well according to everyone in this room I a lair and thief and perv and chat.



All girls: it’s ok hun we know you’re a good guy.



Tai: I say you\'re acting to get all the girls around you like they are.



Kouga’s girl: I going to get some tissues I’ll be right back Miroku.



Tai: you\'re not worthless.



Kouga’s girl: backs here are some puffs.



Tai: everyone has flaws you just deny you have yours.



Miroku: thanks Kouga’s girl do you girls think I worthless.



All girls: no just got bad habits we never said you were worthless.



Tai: I never said he wasn’t a good guy.



Miroku: well you implied it.



Tai: I never said you were worthless or not a good man



All the Girls: ohhhhhhhhh you poor baby.



(Tai walks away from pity party and starts making out with Jin for an hour all the girls huddled around Miroku hugging him and making him fill better.)



Kouga’s girl: ok let’s get back to the game ok.



Tai: if you ladies are done its your turn Sango.



Sango: um Inuyasha, Kouga’s girl and Lady Tin truth or dare.



Kouga’s girl, Inuyasha, Lady Tin: Dare.



Sango: I dare you 3 to sing half-breed.



(We head out to the street to sing.)



Kouga: I got the video camera.



Kouga’s girl, Inuyasha, Lady Tin: Half Breed My father married a pure Cherokee



My mother\'s people were ashamed of me



The Indians said I was white by law



The White Man always called me \"Indian Squaw\" Half-breed, that\'s all I ever heard



Half-breed, how I learned to hate the word



Half-breed, she\'s no good they warned



Both sides were against me since the day I was born We never settled, went from town to town



When you\'re not welcome you don\'t hang around



The other children always laughed at me \"Give her a feather, she\'s a Cherokee\" Half-breed, that\'s all I ever heard



Half-breed, how I learned to hate the word



Half-breed, she\'s no good they warned



Both sides were against me since the day I was born We weren\'t accepted and I felt ashamed



Nineteen I left them, tell me who\'s to blame



My life since then has been from man to man



But I can\'t run away from what I am Half-breed, that\'s all I ever heard



Half-breed, how I learned to hate the word



Half-breed, she\'s no good they warned



Both sides were against me since the day I was born.



(We head back to the house.)



Inuyasha: ok my turn Jin Truth or dare.



Jin: um dare.



Inuyasha: I dare you to crack call the praz that ass holes house next door you know the one that calls name say we all losers and ugly freaks.



Jin: ok.



(Me Jin Tai Inuyasha And kouga head over to the neighbor’s house he not home so we go in and Jin picks up the phone and calls the white house and why he doing that we plat stuff in his house.)



Jin: hello praz I got to tell you something the Russians on moving in so you moving kerim so get your long johns and your earmuffs to cover your big ears.



(Jin hangs up the phone and sneak out the window just as the neighbor gets home we all run to hot spring in my back yard to watch it’s just high enough on the hills to watch them but they can’t see us as we watch 7 or 8 black van’s pull up his yard we watch was they pull Jimmy out of his house and more FBI guys go in a find the dirty pic of kids on his wall and the pot in his house and the dirty kid site on computer Jimmy put in a Van and hulled off.)



Jin: my Turn Joey Truth or dare.



Joey: Dare.



Jin: Joey I dare you to go pull down that kids pants and bring back his underwear.



Joey (looks to the street): \"weevil? Sure I’ll do it bug boy deserves it.



(Joey gets out of the hot springs and puts on a shirt and shoes and sneaks up behind weevil. he grabs weevil\'s shorts and pulls them and his boxers down to his ankles.)



Weevil (turns around): what are you doing wheeler?



Joey: just getting you back for cheating.



(Joey pulls weevil\'s legs causing the boy to fall. weevil hits the sidewalk and Joey takes the pants and shorts off weevil then has an evil idea and grabs his jacket and shirt and takes those over his head and runs back to the hot spring with weevil\'s clothing.)



Joey: got something extra.



(Joey throw Weevil’s clothes to jin than takes off his shirt and shoes aging and jumps back in the hot springs witch make the water move splashing up into my face and that wakes up me because I had falling asleep in there.)



Kouga’s girl: um-Tai why is there a kid-running butt naked down the street? Tai: Jin dared Joey to pull his pants down and bring his underwear back but brought everything back.



Kouga’s girl: Joey why in god name did you take all of the kid’s clothes.



Joey: because that kid is an annoying jerk who cheats and he deserved it



Kouga’ girl: yes well it’s your turn.



Joey: kohaku Truth or dare.



Kohaku: Dare.



Joey: I dare you to swim naked in a pool of chocolate pudding.



Tai (looks at Joey): I like how you think.



(We ready the pudding in my pool after five or ten minutes the pudding is ready kohaku takes off his swim trunks and jumps in the pool and swims around and when we comes out he is cover head to foot in pudding.)



Tai: can I clean you off?



Kohaku: ya I guess so.



(Tai start licking it off of him he I lick him everywhere including his butt and his tongue goes up his incredibly cute butt then I turn him over and suck his private parts clean giving him a BJ until he gets off well after that we all head back to the hot springs.)



Kohaku: um kouga’s girl truth or dare.



Kouga’s girl: Dare.



Kohaku: I dare you to do it with Joey.



Kouga’s girl: ok lets go Joey um be hide that rock.



(Joey and me swim over to the rock and Tai see swim trunks and a bikini fly over the rock and my bikini leads on Miroku’s head and Joey trunks lead on Tai’s witch they both deice to hold on to.)



(a/n: its Tai looks like I’ll have to write since she\'s busy)



(Tai goes underwater and swims to where yugi is playing and unties his shorts. yugi is so into his game he doesn’t notice until Tai burst out of the water making yugi jump literally out of his shorts)



Yugi: that wasn’t funny Tai.



Tai (laughing hard): yes it was and you look so cute naked.



(Yugi blushes and looks for his shorts that have floated over to Jin.)



Jin (picks them up): what do we have here?



Yugi: give them back Jin please?



Jin: and miss seeing you naked?



Tai: tell you what yugi get out of the water and we\'ll give them back.



Yugi: but everyone will see me naked.



Tai: we did already with the diaper dare.



(Yugi blushes again but climbs out of the water.)



Tai: very nice



Jin: yeah really cute here you go.



(Jin gives yugi his shorts as we hear a moan that sounds like Joey)



Tristan: well we know Joey’s fining Good back there.



(Just than Joey and me come form be hide the rock Joey Hair is all sticking up every way my hair once in a long sliver pony tail is all undone and massing I staying be hide Joey.)



Joey: um has any seen a hot pink bikini with kouga on it and flam swords men swim trucks.



Tai (holds up Joey’s shorts): you mean these?



Miroku (holds up Kouga\'s girl bikini): and these.



Joey: hey guys give them back.



Kouga’s girl (from be hide Joey.): come be nice.



Tai: come get them Joey.



Joey: you know good and well I can’t move kouga’s girl is hiding me if I move she be exposed.



Miroku (hold bikini above her head.): hey kouga’s girl you want them come get them.



(I get I try come out from be hide Joey forgetting I’m naked jump up to get my bikini remember I naked yell swim be hide Joey again.)



Tai: I guess you\'re going to stay naked.



Joey: Miroku, Tai stop being a pain in our ass and give them back.



Tai: nope sorry can’t stop being a pain in the ass. especially when it’s such a cute ass as yours Joey



Miroku: hehe if you want it you got to get it.



Kouga: listen here you dumb ass monk give it back or I’ll kick your ass.



Joey: hey man give it back or I’ll kick your ass.



(I laugh in Joey’s face.)



Joey: grrrrrrrrrrrr.



Tai: You’re welcome to try human.



(Joey swims under swims under the water Joey unties Tai short pulls them off Joey returns to were I am and stands in front of me.)



Tai: I think you missed



Joey: what no way there right here in my hand.



(Tai put his hand on his waist and pull up on his shorts so Joey sees he still wearing his.)



Tristan: hey someone stole my swim trunks!



(Joey hold out looks at the trunks and sees that there Tristan’s cyber commando swim trunks.)



Joey: oops.



(Throws them up on the bank and dives down for a 2nd atom and grab two more sates of trunks.) Joey: I think I got yours now Tai.



Tai: wrong again Joey.



Yami, yugi: hwy some one just took my shorts.



(Joey hold out looks at the trunks and sees that one pair is yugi’s dark magician and yami\'s sliver the sky dragon swim trunks Throws them up on the bank.)



Joey: damn I give up.



Tai: wow that surprising you did that all I said was come get them



Joey: can I please have my trunks and Kouga’s girl Bikini back?



Tai one I don’t have the bikini two: i got to see yugi naked again so sure here.



(Tai give them back to him Joey puts them on.)



Joey: let’s go get your back kouga’s girl.



Kouga’s girl: Thanks Joey.



(Joey Hit miroku in the head and hands me back my bikini witch I put on fast than I swim over to the bank and get the other’s swim trunk and hand them back to them.)



Tristan: thanks kouga’s girl.



Yugi: thanks kouga’s girl.



Yami: thanks kouga’s girl.



Tai: did you have to give yugi\'s and yami\'s back?



Kouga’s girl: yes I did. Tai: I think it’s your turn kouga\'s girl.



Kouga’s Girl: ok um let’s Vash truth or dare.



Vash: um dare.



Kouga’s girl: I dare you steel a Horse at that horse farm and than ride it back here and than tai well go get weevil and we tie him to the horse and sand it back to the farm.



Vash: ok.



(Runs to the house farm and about ten min comes back with a horse.)



Tai: my turn.



(Tai changes into demon form and flies off to find weevil. He sees him still naked walking through the back alleys trying to avoid people.)



Tai: perfect time to have some fun.



(He lands in directly in front of weevil and grabs him by the throat.)



Tai: scream and I will gut you.



(Tai taps a claw against weevil\'s cheek for emphasis.).



Tai: although it would be a waste of a tasty looking human.



(Tai looks over weevil\'s body and runs a claw down his side and taps his genitals with it.)



Tai: nice you will do.



(Tai scratches weevil high up on his thigh barely drawing blood. Tai runs his finger over the cut and licks the blood. )



Tai: Tasty



(And Tai bares his fangs and a growl at weevil. weevil promptly pisses himself and faints. Tai picks him up and flies back to the hot springs.)



Kouga’s girl: every but who I name hide karma going to demon from hiei you do the same Inuyasha, Sess, kouga, thatz everyone else hide.



Tai: wake up little one I like my meals to be awake



(Tai taps a claw against weevil\'s cheek.)



Tai: well everyone I know he\'s small but he looked tasty and he was already naked.



Kouga’s girl: small or not he looks tasty.



Tai: He’s not bad. I had to taste him...(tai grabs weevil\'s leg and shows the scratch.)



(When Tai grabs him Weevil is about to scream.)



Kouga’s girl (flashing claws): scream and I’ll cut you voice box now.



Tai: nice I already told him I would gut him if he screamed



Kouga: he looks a little scrawny to me



Tai (is still holding his leg): anyone wants a taste?



Tai: feel free to drink from wherever you want on him. I prefer the legs.



(Tai scratches weevil\'s other leg a little deeper so it bleeds.)



Hiei: not bad a little small but pretty tasty. Sess: I think he is too small.



Jin: I don’t think there’s enough of him to go around to everyone.



Tai: you going to make me throw him back? I think he\'s tasty.



Inuyasha: he tasty good but he small maybe we can cut up in to bit so these enough.



Tai: do we have anything to catch all that blood? If not that would be a big waste.



Kouga’s girl: I have a bucket.



Tai: how big?



Kouga’s girl: um it not that big but maybe big enough to catch the blood.



Tai: we would have to do small cuts so there isn’t waste



Kouga’ girl: yes we would.



Karma: I think we should let this one go he is to young and smell.



Tai: yeah he is young anybody else think we should let him go?



Everyone else besides Tai: ya let’s let him go.



Tai: Hmm... Looks like I’m outvoted somebody get the horse



(Inuyasha gets the horse and put the boy on his stomach over the horse and ties him to the horse.)



Tai: well its like you\'re going to live. But im taking I drink from you.



(Tai sinks his fangs into weevil\'s butt and drinks a little of his blood Inuyasha then slaps the horse and it runs off to the farm.)



Joey: that was funny whahaha



Tai: yes it was actually he didn’t taste that bad honestly.



Kouga\'s girl: um were you really thinking eating him?



Tai: not seriously I knew people would be upset if I killed him.



Kouga’s girl: ok any way whose turn is it.



Tai: vash\'s I believe.



Vash: ok um knives truth or dare.



Knives: dare you spider.



Vash: yes any way I dare you to dress up like a little kid and go to preschool for one day and um Kouga’s girl can you go with and pose and his mom.



Kouga’s girl: I can do that no problem.



Knives: you well die for this Vash.



Tai: this should be funny.



Knives: shut up.



(I put on a dress and a hat to um cover my ears so that way I look a mom not a demon and with a lot of struggling he get knives dress up in an adult size child looking sailor suit complete with hat.)



Knives: I hate you guy. ( so we go off to preschool I tell the lady who runs the class that he has a um rear virus that made me grow up look like he is um 20 when is 4 year old watch I tell knives to say he use a child like voice so leave him and put a small video cam oh his shirt witch records everything that happens.)



Kouga’s girl: ok well we have run out of time see ya next time.



Ok woooooooooooo that was the end of this chapter hehe woo hope ya like it read and review please.