Truth or Dare (Kouga\'s Girl style A very Evil gigg

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Truth or Dare (Kouga’s Girl style A very Evil giggle)



Chapter 15: why



(Hi I am back if you remember we stop after we sent knives to preschool well let get started.)



Knives: my turn let’s see kurama, hiei, Yuji, Yusuke truth or dare.



Kurama, hiei, Yuji, Yusuke: um dare.



Knives: I dare you to dress up as the village people and sing YMCA in the middle of the street.



Kurama, hiei, Yuji, Yusuke: NO WAY THAT’S JUST GAY ON SO MAY LAVELS!!!!!!!!



Tai: do you know how many people think you\'re gay?



Kurama, hiei, Yuji, Yusuke: how many.



Tai: kouga\'s girl can i use your computer for a minute?



Kouga’s girl: sure here’s my lab top.



(Tai gets on a search engine and puts in hieixkurama yaoi. Hundreds of sites are listed.)



Hiei: what that one (points fan art yaoi of hieixkurama.)



Tai: that’s just you two together that doesn’t count sites of you two paired with other people.



(Tai clicks on it and a pic of hiei and kurama naked together on a bed comes up) Hiei, Kurama: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKK WE ARE MATEING OMG I GOING TO BE SICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!



Everyone besides hiei and kurama (giant sweat drop): um that is just wrong by sooooooo far.



Tai: ive seen yusuke paired with either of you, with koenma, and my personal least fav,



Yusuke: you’re lying.



Searches for yaoi fanfics and brings up a yusukeXkoenma fic.



Tai: Read for yourself.



(Yusuke picks up lab top and read the page and turns green hand the laptop to Tai runs be hide and pukes.)



Yusuke: on the lab top was a pic link on the on the screen.



Kouga’s girl: well let’s just click on it.



(When it comes up is show Yusuke and kuwabara naked and in bed together once aging yusuke is pukeing be hide the tree aging.)



Tai: do you believe me yugi? Or do you want me to search for yaoi pics of you?



Yugi: me why would there be pics of me.



Tia: There are I’ve seen them to you want to?



Yugi: there’s no way I mean I just a kid.



(i search for yu gi oh fics and pull up pics of him and yami)



Yugi: but how is that possible.



Yugi: i am a kid and he is my other sprit how is posbble for us to have sex and like that.



Joey: hahah people think you’re gay yugi.



(Tai pulls up a joeyxseto pic and show Joey.)



Joey: ahhhhhhhhh no way not gross I can’t be gay I just had sex with a girl ask her ask kouga’s girl!



Tristan: they ahaha (snort) think ahaha (snort) are ahaha (snort) gay ahaha (snort) to ahaha (snort) Joey.



Joey: shut up Tristan.



Tai (laughs): you think these pics are real? You think yusuke, hiei, and kurama had a threesome?



(Tristan is now rolling one grand laughing his ass off and keeps say they think Joey yugi and yami are gay hahaha.)



Tai: read this Tristan.



(Tai pulls up a tristanxmokuba fic Tristan picks up the lab top and read starts to read the fic and promptly turns green and hands the laptop back to Tai.)



Tristan: ya well it’s just a story not a pic.



Kouga’s girl: hey Tai look up a pic.



Tai: ok what pairing?



Kouga’s girl: TristanXJoey.



Joey: no way him and me.



(Ok puts in Tristan Joey yaoi in the search engine and after a couple minutes’ pulls up a pic.)



Tristan: I think I going to be sick.



Tai: I can find yaoi pics of any guy here



Inuyasha: well maybe them fools.



Tai: are you saying I can’t find pics of you inu?



Inuyasha What I said.



Tai (laughs): ive have pics of you before I met you.



Inuyasha: right but not paired ones I know there are pic of me naked but no gay ones.



(Tai i pull up a pic of InuyashaxMiroku and a pic if inuxkouga.)



Miroku kouga Inuyasha: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh that just gross.



Kouga: I kill the son bitch the draw that.



Miroku: I may be a pervert and a hentai but am not gay.



Inuyasha: I am not gay (grabs Kagome and starts kissing her.)



Tai: we know you guys aren’t gay I was proving a point.



Kouga: I GOING TO KILL THE ASS HOLE THAT DRAWS THAT PIC.



Kouga’s girl: chill honey ok you 4 boys get ready for your dare.



Kurama, hiei, Yuji, Yusuke: ok what is the costume we got to put on.



Kouga\'s girl: Tai get the cowboy, construction worker, and biker, cop costumes.



Tai: ok.



Kurama, hiei, Yuji, Yusuke: who got to were what.



Tai: doesn’t matter to me if kouga\'s girl wants to choose.



Kouga’s girl: hehe let\'s see hiei you get the biker, um Yuji the cowboy, Karma the cop, and yusuke the construction worker.



(The boys go and put on the costumes Yuji comes out first in a tight blue jeans and a raw hide vast and not shirt and cowboy boots and lather chaps next comes out Kurama and he has a modified cop uniform it tight and reveling than hiei comes out wearing tight black lather from head to toe and last Yusuke in tight blue jeans and tight white tank top and yellow hard hat and a tool belt the hung down a little on his hip and workboats.)



Kouga’s girl: go every to the street than we are comeing back to the spring.



(So out on the street the boys get in the middle of the road.)



Kouga’s girl: I got video cam.



Kurama, hiei, Yuji, Yusuke: Young man there\'s no need to feel down



I said young man pick yourself off the ground



I said young man \'cause your in a new town



There\'s no need to be unhappy



Young man there\'s a place you can go



I said young man when you\'re short on your dough



You can stay there and I\'m sure you will find



Many ways to have a good time.



It\'s fun to stay at the Y.M.C.A.



It\'s fun to stay at the Y.M.C.A.



They have everything For young men to enjoy.



You can hang out with all the boys.



It\'s fun to stay at the Y.M.C.A.



It\'s fun to stay at the Y.M.C.A.



You can get yourself clean



You can have a good meal



You can do whatever you feel.



Young man, Are you listening to me



I said, young man, what do you want to be



I said, young man, you can make real your dreams,



but you\'ve got to know this one thing.



No man, does it all by himself



I said, young man, put your pride on the shelf



And just go there, to the Y.M.C.A.



I\'m sure they can help you today



It\'s fun to stay at the Y.M.C.A.



It\'s fun to stay at the Y.M.C.A.



They have everything for young men to enjoy.



You can hang out with all the boys.



It\'s fun to stay at the Y.M.C.A.



It\'s fun to stay at the Y.M.C.A.



You can get yourself clean



You can have a good meal



You can do whatever you feel.



Young Man, I was once in your shoes,



I said, I was down and out with the blues



I felt, no man cared if I were alive



I felt the whole world was so jive



That\'s when someone came up to me



and said young man take a walk up the street



There\'s a place there called the Y.M.C.A.



They can start you back on your way.



It\'s fun to stay at the Y.M.C.A.



It\'s fun to stay at the Y.M.C.A.



They have everything For young men to enjoy.



You can hang out with all the boys.



Y.M.C.A.



It\'s fun to stay at the Y.M.C.A.



It\'s fun to stay at the Y.M.C.A.



Young man, Young man, there\'s no need to feel down



Young man, Young man, pick yourself off the ground



Y.M.C.A.



just go to the Y.M.C.A.



Young Man, Young Man, I was once in your shoes,



Young Man, Young Man, I was out with the blues



Y.M.C.A.



Y.M.C.A.



Y.M.C.A.



Y.M.C.A.



Kurama, hiei, Yuji, Yusuke: can we go back now this humiliating.



(We run back to the hot spring and we all slip back in hot water.)



Kouga’s girl: who dare it is.



Yusuke: Mine.



Kouga’s girl: ok



Hiei: hey kouga’s girl can keep the lather out fit I like how is looks.



Kouga’s girl: hiei you can have it but I have a? For you what you would do if a normal human came up and they would kick your ass.



Hiei: hehe haha like to see them try.



Tai: thank you hiei that happened to me and that’s what I said



Hiei: no problem.



Tai (points to Joey): yes that human there said he was going to kick my ass



Hiei (looks over at Joey.): him the little skinny kids with blond hair kick a demons ass hehe ahahahhahah.



Joey: he took my swim trunk and did give them back



Tai: you demanded them back and then threatened to kick my ass. When you asked nicely I gave them to you didn’t I?



Joey: he stole them.



Tai: they were floating because you were having sex with kouga\'s girl.



Joey:.........



Tai: You are the only here who has stolen swim trunks off of people



Joey:.........



Tai: see he does not deny it.



Joey (in a daze):.........



Tristan (snapping his fingers in Joey\'s face.): Joey hey man say something it\'s not like you not to have a come back



Tai: something actually wrong with him?



Tristan: he\'s like in a daze abo... ahhhh what the some thing just poke me under water and I don\'t think it was his foot



(Tai looks into the water.)



Tristan: well what the hell is it.



Tai: I don’t think you want to know.



Tristan: omg dose he have a hard on.



Tai yup that’s what poked you.



Tristan: eeeww Joey Wake the hell up.



Joey: who what were when.



Tai Welcome back.



Joey: what are you talking about.



Tai: Your mind left for a few minutes.



Joey what do you mean.



Tai: look down unless you really are gay i think you were thinking of someone else. Joey (looks down): shit damn it.



Kouga’s girl: Joey are you ok.



Joey (a deep blush and silly smile on his Face): ya i fine kouga\'s girl haha.



Tai: well so kouga\'s girl you going to have sex with kouga in front of everyone?



Kouga’s girl.: oh i think we going be hide that rock



Tai: Ok have fun.



(So off me and Kouga be hide the once swim suit have benn put on the rock.)



Tristan: so out little Joey has a crush.



Joey: I do not you jerk.



Tai: then why were you hard just now?



Joey: Um-warm water um dose that ok.



Tai: not that hard we’re all in this water and no one else has that big a hard on.



Joey: um I had a little daydream that\'s all.



Tai: yeah we know about who though?



Joey: it was just a little who and it was not about kouga\'s girl oops.



Tai: I mention sex with kouga\'s girl and you go off in daydream land. I think that’s a crush.



Joey (a deeper blush than before): um well it was um the word Sex ya ya that it you said sex.



Tai: I say sex a lot and you don’t zone out when i say sex with kouga\'s girl you zone out. Definite crush.



Joey (deep and his voice cracks): um kouga\'s girl...........(zones out aging).



(Tai smacks Joey real hard to bring him back to realty.)



Joey: ow what you do that for.



Tai: you zoned out again.



Joey: I did.



Tai: yep.



Joey: shit I am all hard agene.



(Joey turns around and just and is just about to sit down tai stops him.)



Tai: what’s that Joey?



Joey: I don\'t know.



(I come behind him and look at it )



Tai: I think I know what’s wrong Joey.



Joey: what is it?



Tai (runs his fingers over the mark): yep looks like kouga\'s girl bit you.



Joey: Bit me oh ya i think she did that during the sex man the girl get wild.



Tai: that’s why you end up in fantasyland when anyone mentions that.



Joey: it\'s just a bit a bit can\'t do that.



Tai: a human bite can’t. Demon hormones are transferred through the bite they are very powerful to a human.



Joey: ya so she half demon what’s that have to do with the bit maybe I think she cute ok maybe that why go into fantasyland.



Tai: yes but she still the mating bite. Those hormones plunge your mind deeper into the fantasy. Don’t those fantasies seem very real?



Joey: man it fill like I am right they’re with her and she is doing... Mating bit what the hell a mating bit.



Tai: demons mate for life. When a demon finds their mate they seal this arrangement by biting each other it’s called the mating bite. Kouga’s girl already did this to kouga so the one she did to you wasn’t as powerful.



Joey: wait she bit me right dones that mean I am bond to her now for life.



Tai: If you were the first one she bit then yes but you weren’t so no you are not the hormones will leave your system in a few days if you don’t get bit again before then.



Joey: why well happing if she bits me aging



Tai: the same you’ll zone off for a few more days



Joey: jess so if any say her name I am in lala land any



Tai: no if mention sex with her you go in lala land



Joey: ok I think we best talk to kouga\'s girl she coming for be hide the rock now.



(After a loud and long wolf howl and loud long moan and 5 minutes of panting both kouga and kouga’s girl comes out form be hide the rock.)



Tai: sounds like you had fun



Kouga’s girl: hehe ya so any way did you find out what wrong with Joey.



Tai: yes you bit him.



Kouga\'s girl: oops i must have done when we had sex



(Joey zones out.)



Tai: yep and he gets this reaction ever time you mention that.



Kouga\'s girl: shit so if i say we had sex he zones out.



(Joey moans and is still in lala land.)



Tai: Yup I wonder if he\'ll get off...



Kouga\'s girl: maybe if I keep saying it.



Tai: probably because its you.



Kouga\'s girl: let try.



Tai: go for it.



Kouga\'s girl: when Joey and me had Sex it was good.



(Joey moan louder then before.)



Tai: That’s good



Kouga’s girl: it’s working.



Tai: come on girl details



Kouga\'s girl: he was long and he was so gentle



(Everyone can see Joey Getting harder and harder.)



Tai: what else?



Kouga’s girl: he usees his hands in a way that drove me nuts



(Joey starts whimpering.)



Tai: did he make you moan?



Kouga\'s girl: i can\'t even count how many time he made me moan



Tai: I bet you have a sexy moan.



Kouga\'s girl: is very sexy.



Tai: Lets hear it



(Joey is breathing heavy.)



Kouga\'s girl: ok here it is you ready.



Tai: go for it



(Joey so close to cuming.)



Kouga\'s girl: ohhhhhhhh my gooooood Joey you’re sooooooooo gooooood mmmmmmmmmm.



(Joey let\'s out one hard moan and blows his load in his swim trunks.)



Tristan: oh my god did Joey just blow his load in his pants.



Tai: so you want me to wake Joey up?



Kouga’s girl: no let me.



Tai: you might send him off again



Tristan: be careful he may blow his load aging.



Tai: yeah that’s why I offered to wake him up



(I walk up to Joey.)



Kouga\'s girl: Joey hey (lays a hand on his bare upper body.)



(Joey once blows his load.)



Tai: Did Joey just blow his load again?



Kouga’s ya wake him up Tai.



Tai (goes up and smacks Joey) : wake up man



Joey: ow hey what the he.... Oh man tell that is not what I thinks is in my shorts.



Tai it is you got off twice



Joey: ohhh man not in front of kouga\'s girl what happened how this happen.



Tai: It seems the more we talk about the incident the harder you get. If we keep going that happens the second time was because she touched you trying to wake you up



Joey: she just touched me and I blow it.



Tai: yes she just touched you.



Joey: oh man this sucks she must think a freak or something.



Tai: hey kouga\'s girl what do you think of Joey?



Kouga\'s girl: I think he a sweetie I’m to blame for nipping him (says something in a low voice.)



Tai: I didn’t catch that last part



Kouga\'s girl: I said biting him twice and than he’s a real cutie.



Tai: you bit him twice??



Kouga’s girl: ya look low on the fount



Tai (looks at Joey): under the trunks?



Kouga’s girl: ya



(A blush covers my face.)



(Tai goes up to Joey and lifts his trunks and looks.)



Kouga\'s girl: it\'s right next to well on the shaft.



Joey: Hay men stop that.



Tristan: hey you may want to drop him the water first.



Tai: sorry looking for something. You need to get these off anyway



(Tai Pulls his shorts down and grabs his leg so he can’t run away.)



Joey: hey ya pevr cut it out.



Tai (points to the bite mark): Joey look here.



Joey: ahhhhhh man you bit my mini me.



(Tai starts to laugh.)



(Joey gets a look oh his face)



Joey: um does that mean this is going to happen more.



Tai: it will happen for longer now.



Joey: ah man this blows



Tristan: how may time does she have to bit him to make him a mate hehehe ahaha



Tai: she cant she already bit Kouga with her first bite



Tristan: to bad I think Joey would make a go mate for her he has a crush on her and goes into lala lead just the word Sex with kouga\'s girl whahaha.



(Joey zoned agine and Kouga\'s girl has had it with Tristan picking on Joey.)



(Tai smacks Joey)



Joey: hey would you stop hitting me ya jerk.



Tai when you stop zoning out I will.



Joey: who turn is it.



(Tristan is picking on Joey still.)



Tristan: hey Joey what if I say it.



Joey: if you do I kill ya.



Tai: can I kill him?



Kouga’s girl: no you cannot.



Tristan: SEX WITH KOUGA’S GIRL.



(Joey zones out agine.)



(Tai Smacks Joey then goes up and kicks Tristan in the nuts.)



Tristan: ahhhhhh shit you ass what the hell you do that for ow my nuts.



Joey: haha.



Tai: stop messing with Joey or I’ll bite you and it wont be the mating bite (evil smile).



Tristan: you are an evil jerk you know that.



Tai: I Can be but hey im a demon



Kouga\'s hey Tai hiei come here



Tai: yes?



Kouga\'s girl (whispering): I think i know how to make trisy stop massing with Joey.



(Whispers) how?



Kouga\'s girl (whisper): ok its hiei turn right.



Hiei (whisper) right so hey i don\'t bit guys



Tai: (Whispers) yes



Kouga\'s girl (whispers): well dah you dare him to do it with me and I’ll bit him 2 times just like Joey.



Tai:(whispers) you sure kouga doesn’t mind you doing this?



Kouga (whispers): it\'s cool I know she mine.



Tai (whispers) wow I didn’t expect you to be cool with this I have no problem with it



Kouga (whispers): ya well it\'s just a game and I trust her.



Tai: (whispers) ok cool then



Hiei (smiling): I think I would be funny to see that little smart ass suffer a little.



Tai :I know you can do suffering very well hiei.



Hiei: ok let\'s do it.



Tai: go for it



Hiei: Tristan truth or dare.



Tristan: um Dare.



Hiei: I dare you to have sex with kouga’s girl.



Tristan: ok that\'s cool.



Kouga\'s girl: Come on trisy baby let got be hide the rock.



(Kouga\'s girl gives Tai and Hiei a little wink before despairing be hide the rock.)



Tai: so how long do you think the little human will last hiei?



Hiei: hmmm don\'t depends on how much her demon side takes over



Tai: true i bet Joey’s better



(Tristan\'s moaning can be heard form one end to the other of the hot spring.)



Hiei: I think Joey lasted longer.



Tai: definitely didn’t know Tristan was a minute man



Hiei: haha I think her demon side took control.



Tai: cool that will definitely take care of any human



Tristan: owwwww she bit me.



Tai: really? Wow



(About ten sec later)



Tristan: owwwwwwwww she bit my little Tristan.



Tai: She bit you twice?



(Hiei and Joey are laughing so hard than get the hiccups.)



Tai: humans have a low pain threshold when i was bitten i loved it



Joey: hehe (hic) haha (hic) can (hic) someone (hic) make this stop (hic hic hic)



Tai: hold your breath that works for me



(Joey holds breath and the hic ups stop.)



Tai: it worked good.



(Tristan and Kouga\'s girl come form be hide the rock Tristan hair is sticking up every ware and looks all tired out he even holding on to the rock kouga\'s looks happy and refaced.)



Tai: Did you go demon on him?



Kouga\'s girl: hehe ya.



Tristan: um what in hell happened to her she when nuts on me?



Tai: demon side took over.



Kouga’s girl: ok I think Trisy needs to rest so lets relax a little and till next time.



(Wow long chapter hehe hope you like it read and review and give thanks to my really cool co writer Tai.)