The Sexy Adventures of Rubius
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Category:
Sailor Moon › General
Rating:
Adult +
Chapters:
17
Views:
6,861
Reviews:
7
Recommended:
0
Currently Reading:
0
Disclaimer:
I do not own Sailor Moon, nor any of the characters from it. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.
Johnathan Rasperail Returns.
John Raspheral put down his pen, he got up, buttoned his pants and took a long deep breathe. \"Closure\" he muttered as he grabbed the freshly brewed pot of folgers cofee and went over to his work desk where papers upon papers lye next to notebooks. As Raspheral wiped his brow he sat down to write the final two chapters in his lifes work: The sexy adventures of rubius
as Lake and Fischer flew off in the space pod, lake began reading the space pod\'s owners manual. \"hey it says here the auto-eject button comes prepared with David Lee Roth on a hanglider. Thats..........great............fucking never buy american cars man.\" lake said as he folded the manual back in the glove box and dug into a box of \"cinamon CRUNCH toast\".
Melvin wanted to scratch himself but then he realised he couldnt, for he didnt have a body, If he did it would be largely feminine he hoped. Tina turner piloted their space pod to the hoover damnn where rubius and co were.
\"fuck my genitals\" said rubius as he set the time bomb on sailor saturn. Sailor saturn used her death reborn revolution thing and made it so the bomb would have enough power to blow up the world.
Calgone had to itch himself and reached down and accidentally hit THE EJECT BUTTON, all the sudden the opening chords to \"ain talkin bout love\" came on, and calgone winced as he was lauunched at 88 miles per hour out of the glass falling to his death while diamond dave began sining and pouring whiskey on him. Calgone hit the bottom with full force and exploded........
as Lake and Fischer flew off in the space pod, lake began reading the space pod\'s owners manual. \"hey it says here the auto-eject button comes prepared with David Lee Roth on a hanglider. Thats..........great............fucking never buy american cars man.\" lake said as he folded the manual back in the glove box and dug into a box of \"cinamon CRUNCH toast\".
Melvin wanted to scratch himself but then he realised he couldnt, for he didnt have a body, If he did it would be largely feminine he hoped. Tina turner piloted their space pod to the hoover damnn where rubius and co were.
\"fuck my genitals\" said rubius as he set the time bomb on sailor saturn. Sailor saturn used her death reborn revolution thing and made it so the bomb would have enough power to blow up the world.
Calgone had to itch himself and reached down and accidentally hit THE EJECT BUTTON, all the sudden the opening chords to \"ain talkin bout love\" came on, and calgone winced as he was lauunched at 88 miles per hour out of the glass falling to his death while diamond dave began sining and pouring whiskey on him. Calgone hit the bottom with full force and exploded........