The Sexy Adventures of Rubius
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Category:
Sailor Moon › General
Rating:
Adult +
Chapters:
17
Views:
6,862
Reviews:
7
Recommended:
0
Currently Reading:
0
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I do not own Sailor Moon, nor any of the characters from it. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.
The Return of the Revenge of the Death of the Son of Johnaton Rasperal Returns Again!
lakenstein......cried out \"calgonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnne...........why did you take the count choloua with youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu\" alan ann, melvin looked at lakenstein and sighed. ann sighed the most because melvin wasnt very good in the sack and lakenstein\'s robocock really hurt whenever they had sex.
alan said, we will stop rubius at nigraga falls TONIGHT.... for calgone.... they all screamed in unison. after some hours they stopped the escape pod and got out. they all looked around and....A LOAD OF VIKINGS JUMPS OUT...... lakenstein fought them all off as melvin, alan and ann ran off. they were on this walkway above nirgra falls when melvin tripped causing alan to fall off the bridge to his untimely demise. lakenstein had finihsed off the vikings and then picked up muffraider who was still stuck in his box and ran off to catch up.
he caught up with them, and ann told him about alan. lakenstein cried because alan once bought him a balloon when they first met.....and lakenstein loved that balloon. he told ann, that we must stop rubius.....but ann tripped and fell into a village full of horny lesbians.......and she was fucked to death...
lakenstein had just finished jerking off as melvin came back to get him. melvin yelled at lakenstein....and they saw a giant valcano come up form the earth.........they said that must be were rubius is.....and they were attacked by a bunch of ninja\'s.... the song \"push it to the limit\" came on somehow as they battled for what seemed like hours... after finishing off each ninja lakenstein, melvin and muffraider ran towards the valcano.... they got to the valcano in record time... lakenstein climbed up to the top and told melvin to stay there... once up there lakenstein got the shock of his life........
Ricki Lake was there.... lakenstein screamed and ricki jumped on him... and they both fell to their doom... rubius came out of a tunnel that just appeared out of nowhere and told melvin....you must stop me now.......and rubius ran off. melvin threw muff into a basket and jumped onto a bicycle and started chasing after rubius...
he met up with rubius and rubius said he had something to say.......he told melvin that he was indeed father of calgone..............melvin said........i thought it was true..............melvin then said..............i am not who you think i am............ i am..............QIX!
muffraider, sailor saturn, and rubius were shocked. Qix jumped up and kicked rubius in the head....which caused him to fall down. muffraider just ran away.... Qix punched rubius.........and sailor saturn screamed............ HE IS MY LOVER......... I LOVE ANAL.............. and then screamed \"DEATHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH\"................ the bomb exploded.................causing everything on the planet to die....except...
Muffraider awoke... he was out of the box... and had new arms and legs... plastic once but they\'ll do... he looked around and saw....lakenstien.............lakenstein..........i thought you were dead.............lakenstein said no old chum..................... i\'m not
everyone jumped out and started to sing the song \"we\'ll meet again....\" after the song muffraider asked how did you guys survive......
oh easy they all said.................the gas TURNED US INTO ZOMBIES.
muff screamed as he ran off...
The End
Johnathon Raspheral looked down at his work. A single tear came out of his eye. He said to himself.... The world isnt ready for you yet. Someday this work will unite us all... until then.... you will be safe in this unburnable box..
alan said, we will stop rubius at nigraga falls TONIGHT.... for calgone.... they all screamed in unison. after some hours they stopped the escape pod and got out. they all looked around and....A LOAD OF VIKINGS JUMPS OUT...... lakenstein fought them all off as melvin, alan and ann ran off. they were on this walkway above nirgra falls when melvin tripped causing alan to fall off the bridge to his untimely demise. lakenstein had finihsed off the vikings and then picked up muffraider who was still stuck in his box and ran off to catch up.
he caught up with them, and ann told him about alan. lakenstein cried because alan once bought him a balloon when they first met.....and lakenstein loved that balloon. he told ann, that we must stop rubius.....but ann tripped and fell into a village full of horny lesbians.......and she was fucked to death...
lakenstein had just finished jerking off as melvin came back to get him. melvin yelled at lakenstein....and they saw a giant valcano come up form the earth.........they said that must be were rubius is.....and they were attacked by a bunch of ninja\'s.... the song \"push it to the limit\" came on somehow as they battled for what seemed like hours... after finishing off each ninja lakenstein, melvin and muffraider ran towards the valcano.... they got to the valcano in record time... lakenstein climbed up to the top and told melvin to stay there... once up there lakenstein got the shock of his life........
Ricki Lake was there.... lakenstein screamed and ricki jumped on him... and they both fell to their doom... rubius came out of a tunnel that just appeared out of nowhere and told melvin....you must stop me now.......and rubius ran off. melvin threw muff into a basket and jumped onto a bicycle and started chasing after rubius...
he met up with rubius and rubius said he had something to say.......he told melvin that he was indeed father of calgone..............melvin said........i thought it was true..............melvin then said..............i am not who you think i am............ i am..............QIX!
muffraider, sailor saturn, and rubius were shocked. Qix jumped up and kicked rubius in the head....which caused him to fall down. muffraider just ran away.... Qix punched rubius.........and sailor saturn screamed............ HE IS MY LOVER......... I LOVE ANAL.............. and then screamed \"DEATHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH\"................ the bomb exploded.................causing everything on the planet to die....except...
Muffraider awoke... he was out of the box... and had new arms and legs... plastic once but they\'ll do... he looked around and saw....lakenstien.............lakenstein..........i thought you were dead.............lakenstein said no old chum..................... i\'m not
everyone jumped out and started to sing the song \"we\'ll meet again....\" after the song muffraider asked how did you guys survive......
oh easy they all said.................the gas TURNED US INTO ZOMBIES.
muff screamed as he ran off...
The End
Johnathon Raspheral looked down at his work. A single tear came out of his eye. He said to himself.... The world isnt ready for you yet. Someday this work will unite us all... until then.... you will be safe in this unburnable box..