Truth or Dare (Kouga\'s Girl style A very Evil gigg

Truth or Dare (Kouga’s Girl style A very Evil giggle)



Chapter 17: who’s is it.



(Hi I am back if you remember we stop after I um hehe beat the crap out of Joey and tristan and found that I going to have a baby not know if tristan Joey of kouga is the daddy.)



Joey: well is there any way to find now who the father is.



Tristan: I like to know to.



Kouga: it would be nice.



Kouga’s girl: I don’t know I never had a baby I don’t know any way to tell who ‘s it is.



Tai: you know they have tests that can determine who the father is.



Kouga\'s girl: but can they tell now or do we have to wait till the baby is born.



Kouga (confused look): a test what kind a test.



Tai: I believe it’s called a paternity test. They take a blood sample from the baby and one from each of the possible fathers and compare them.



Joey: and that well tell us who the daddy is right but can they do now or do they gota wait till she was the baby.



Tai: we have to wait till she has the kid.



Tristan: I think I going to go crazy by than.



(Kouga\'s girl and that was the talk we 6 mouth ago so here we are 1 months form me having the baby and things gone good kouga has reframed form killing Joey and Tristan and they reframed form dieing.)



Kouga\'s girl (having a mood swing.) I am fat I can\'t stand by my self and I’m ugly.



Joey: oh man mood swing she having another mood swings.



Tai: you’re not ugly.



Kouga: hun you are not ugly and you are not fat.



Joey: hey you are very cute.



Tai: you have guys drooling over you.



Tristan: you are more than cute you are hot.



Kouga\'s girl: thank you I am going to a sardines and pickle ice crème sundae any one Elsa want one.



Tai: no thanks



Joey: um no i cool.



Kouga (looking a bit sick): it’ll pass



Tristan: um no thank you any thou.



(I walk out of the room.)



Joey (low voice.): omg that sounded gross.



Kouga’s girl (from the kitchen) I can still hear you Joey.



Tai: it’s a pregnancy thing



Kouga: I was wandering why she was eating the strange stuff.



Tai: you get cravings for weird things like that



Tristan: oh ok.



(I run in to the livening room well as best I can in the concision I am in.)



Tai: so we going to continue the game?



Kouga\'s girl: ya oh before we start the baby is kicking.



Tai: so what are you going to name the kid?



Kouga\'s girl: um well i thinking if it\'s a girl crystal and if it\'s a boy then wheeler.



Tai: wheeler? You’re naming the kid after Joey?





Kouga\'s girl: I like that name wheeler ok.



Tai: but if Joey is the father his name will be wheeler wheeler.



Kouga\'s girl: oh I never thought of that.



Joey: can I fill the baby kicking?



Kouga\'s girl: I sorry ya it’s ok Tristan you like to fill the baby kick and you to Kouga.



(Joey and Tristan and Kouga walk up to me.)



Kouga\'s girl: Tai you want to fill the baby kick too.



Joey (hand on the my tummy.) wow that kids got some kick.



Tai comes up and feels the baby kick



Tristan (puts his hand were Joey’s was.): dang that is a hell ok a kick.



Tai: yes it is



Kouga (fills the baby kicking.): wow you can sure fill demon behide them kicks.



Kouga\'s girl: ok who turn is in the game.



Tai: I think it was kurama’s turn



Kurama: that’s right um Joey truth or dare.



Joey: Truth.



Kurama: Joey do you want to be the daddy of her baby.



Joey (blushing a deep red): I um well you I see I really kind a I really like (shacks his head.) I mean well ya.



Tai: ok your turn Joey



Joey: um spike truth or dare.



Spike: dare.



Joey: I dare you to dress up as a girl and go to a gyn and tell him that you have not had you period yet and you don\'t know why



Kouga\'s girl: that\'s a um strange dare Joey.



Spike: a dumb one I am not doing it.



Tai: well Joey’s a strange guy



Kouga\'s girl: strange but cute any way Spike if you don\'t do this i will make you run butt naked into a all girl\'s school



Tai: I would do that first spike but that’s me.



Spike: I think take run naked it to an all girl\'s school.



Joey: fine.



Tai: Joey he already ran through a Wal-Mart naked



Joey: hey well than you got to do the one i said.



Spike: thanks a lot big mouth



Tai: no he doesn’t



Spike: I don\'t



Tai: kouga\'s girl gave him a choice and he chose.



Joey: darn.



(We drive to the all girls’ school and Spike removes his blue suit and boxer looks around and run right into the school they you hear girl screaming and some are giggle and some are wolf whistling.)



Tai: hopefully the police won’t pick him up this time.



Kouga\'s girl: let hope so.



(Than we see him run out and the cops are close on his tracks.



Kouga\'s girl: well shit.



Tai: well im going to shut up now.



Kouga: you guys go i grab him and meet you back at your house honey.



(We drive off Kouga in a whirl wind runs up grabs spike and is off before the cops know what happened and gets home a minute before we do.)



Kouga\'s girl goddamn you got faster.



Tai: ok no more running naked dares for spike.



Kouga\'s girl: ya they don\'t go well.



Tai: we\'ll just have to get someone to do those



Spike: can we go into the house now it\'s a bit chilly out with no clothes on!!!!!!!!!!!



Tai: fine by me. Your turn spike



Kouga\'s girl: um guys i think i kick in a mouth to soon.



Tai: what?



Kouga\'s girl: this kids is um ready to come out.



Tai: a month early? Kouga I think you can get her to the hospital faster



Kouga: oh ya now I remember it\'s only 6 mouths for a demon.



Joey: you know Kouga that info would have been nice to know oh i do know 6 mouths back!!!!!!!!!!



Kouga: shut it you dweeb I forgot



Tai: no use getting mad about it now



Kouga\'s girl: EVERY ONE SHUT HELL AND LET\"S GET TO A HOSPITAL BEFOR I KILL SOMEONE.



Tai: Kouga can you get her there faster? Everyone else pile in the bus



Kouga: ok hold on babe we will be there in no time.



Kouga\'s girl: Tai grab my bag it in the hall.



(Tai grabs the bag)



(With that Kouga grabs hold in a cradle hold and in whirlwind gets to the hospital tem minute before the bus. Tai and everyone else pile out of the bus and rush into the hospital.



Kouga: hey need a little hlep my mate gone into the labor.



(A guy with a while chair comes out and Kouga gently put her in it.)



Joey: were Kouga’s girl Kouga.



Kouga: they took her to the delivery room and told me to tell everyone that come with us to sit the delivery waiting room and the daddy of the baby to come back with her.



(Tai leads everyone to outside the delivery room and sits down and waits.)



Doctor: which one of you guy is daddy she needs to come back here?



Tai: you guys want to explain it?



(Joey explains about the 3 of them the doctor shacks his head.)



Doctor: ok I guess the 3 of ya got to come back here then.



(So Joey Tristan and Kouga goes back to the delivery room.)



Spike: well who do thinks it Tai.



(He lights up a smoke)



Tai: I think its Kouga this and this is a hospital you\'re not supposed to smoke.



(Spike grabbles about Tai being to bossing but put his smoke out.)



Tai: im not bossy.



Spike: whatever.



(Back in the delivery room.)



Kouga: its ok honey just do you’re berthing.



Kouga\'s girl: I AM FUCKING DOING IT SO SHUT UP.



(Kouga jumps back in fear.)



Joey: is there any thing you need babe



Kouga\'s girl: YES GET TAI THE FUCK IN HERE I NEED SOME WIHT A BRAIN TO MAKE SURE YOU JURKS DON\'T FIHGT.



Joey jumping in fear): ok



(Pops head in to delivery room.)



Joey: um tai she ask for you to get back here and keep the 3 us form fighting I don\'t know why but she thinks we will.



Tai: hmm I wonder why.



(Tai goes into the delivery room)



Kouga\'s girl: oh thank god some with brain.



Tai: don’t know how much help I can be but I’m here



Kouga\'s girl: just keep your eye on them so they don\'t fight.



Tai: can do



Kouga: Hun do you need any thing ice chips.



Kouga’s girl: DRUGS JUST GET ME SOME GOD DAMN DRUGS.



Tai: well docs you heard her







(Kouga jumps back in fear agene.)



Tai: that’s funny



Kouga: this is funny she scaring the life out of me.



Tai: I tell you later don\'t want to start an agreement



the doctor: ok can one of you 4 wait are you telling there\'s 4 guys that are the possible daddy.



Doctor: ok um anyway can one of you help sit her up and a one other hold her hand so I can inject the drug I need to put in her back.



Tai: Kouga hold her hand i think she would break Joey’s or Tristan\'s



Joey: I’ll help sit her up.



Tristan: i take the video cam



(When the doctor pulls out the niddle kouga turns pale and pass out.)



Kouga\'s girl: HEY KOUGA YA WHMIP WAKE UP TAI WAKE HIM THE HELL UP



Tai reaches down and gropes kouga



(Tristan like a fool put the cam on a the tripod and goes to hold my hand big mistake as soon as i grab his head we can head bones broke.)



Kouga: hey keep your damn hands to your self.



Tristan: i think my hand is broking.



Tai: wake up then i was right your girl just broke Tristan\'s hand



Kouga\'s girl (now drugged up): hehe sorry trisy hun



Tristan: can get some help my hand is broke.



Tai: this is a hospital so yes you can go talk to another doctor



Doctor comes with me young man I’ll fix your hand.



(Tristan and the other doctor walks off into a different room.)



The doctor: ok just push now i can see the head.



Kouga\'s girl: i need you right now.



(Runs over and holds my hands i as i push head.)



Joey: is that the baby\'s head come out her?



Tai: i would hope so



Joey: that what thought



(Than Joey passes out.)



Kouga\'s girl: you\'re kidding me right tell he did just pass out



Tai (picks up the camera): humans....



Kouga\'s girl: oh come somebody wake that butt head up



(Tai kicks Joey but not hard)



Joey: owwwwwwww what was that for?



Tai: you passed out.



Joey: oops sorry.



Doctor: ok this is it one lass push.



(I push as hard as i can and the baby is out than we get a surprise.)



Doctor: did you know you were have twins.



Kouga, Kouga\'s girl: SAY WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



Joey (in a daze) twi-twi-twi-TWINS.



Tai: wow twins now we just need to know who the father is



Kouga: hey Tai you make want to smack Joey he looks like about fait agine what a whip



Tai: no you can though



(Kouga tries to move but i got his hands in a death grip.)



Kouga: um i can\'t she got my hand in a death grip.



Tai: let the wimp pass out then



Joey (a little woozy): I’m ok I’ goi... (Hits the floor.)



Kouga\'s girl: i sway to god he\'s i wimp.



Doctor: ok one hard push the other one is coming out.



(i push really hard and than stop.)



Doctor: lass one pus h hard.



(I give one hard push and the baby pops out just like the other one.)



Doctor: you are the mommy of a baby girl and a baby boy.



Kouga\'s girl: can i see them.



(Just as the doctor hands the babies to Kouga’s girl Tristan. had joined us back with his hand in cast.



Tai: welcome back Tristan.



Tristan: thank well what did she have.



Tai: twins a boy and a girl.



The doctor: ok now would the 3 boys that are possible daddy roll up your slaves so i can drawl blood and mach it to the baby and see who the daddy is.



(Joey, Tristan, Kouga walk up and the doctor draw blood but had a small problem with Kouga the niddle was a bit weak to go thou his skin so Kouga took one of his claws and jabbed him self and the doctor use the niddle and draw up the blood.)



Doctor: ok i take the 3 blood samples to the lab it well takes an hour to get the test back.



Kouga\'s girl: hey boys don\'t be shy come here and take a look the babies.



(Joey and Tristan, kouga return to the bed to see the babies.)



Kouga\'s girl: Tai get over here.



Joey: they’re so small,



Tristen: they’re so cute.



Tai: yes they are cute and they look normal size for babies



Kouga: i love them and you my mate.



Tai: wow romantic kouga



(Kouga leans down and kiss me on the head and the babies who cry from being woken up.)



(About an hour later the doc come in with the test.)



Doc: i got the test back to find out with one of them is the daddy.



Tai: don’t keep us in suspense doc we\'ve had enough that lately



Tristen: ya come on.



(Joey and kouga a just listen.)



Doc: well you rule out Tristen he not the father.



Tai: so kouga or Joey?



Tristen (a bit let down but is fine.): well come on.



Doc: well the daddy is Kouga the blood form both baby has way too much demon in there blood to be Joey sorry son.



Joey (looking very let down.): hey no problem.



Tai: sorry man i know how much you wanted them to be yours



Joey (looks as if he going to cry.) it cool she is his mate.



Tai: yes you can find a nice human girl to have kids with



(Joey slump down on a chair in the room looking just comply up set you can hear a few soft sobs.)



Kouga (looking as if going to blow up form being so happy.): my mate and my babies I have every thing I to my life complete.



(I can\'t help but fill sad for Joey he was so hoping that babies were his than I get a idea I whisper it to Kouga who smiles and shacks his head walks over to Joey.)



Kouga\'s girl: hey Tai you want to know what I asked Kouga to do.



Tai: sure what



Kouga\'s girl: I ask him to ask Joey to be the godfather of the babies that way he will part of life’s.



Kouga: hey Joey Kouga’s girl and me have something to ask you something.



Joey: ya what’s it to leave and never talk to her agene?



(Kouga slaps him in the back of the head.)



Joey: ouchie what was that for?



Tai: you\'re being an ass



(Joey looks up at the two guys.



Tai: why don’t you wait to hear what they have to say?



Joey: fine I’ll zip it (but I know it\'s going to be bad I can fill it.)



Tai: go ahead kouga.



Kouga: any way she and i would like you to be the godfather of the babies that way dip weed you can be part of the babies life.



(Joey is just stand and sits there like a zombie.)



Kouga: hello you there Joey.



Tai: he\'s just stunned



Joey: y-you really- wa- want me to be part of your babies life.



Tai: um duh



Kouga: is he this dumb all the time.



tai: only when what you say is the opposite and what he thinks you\'re going to say



Kouga\'s girl: hey boys don\'t be so mean.



Joey: tha-thank you kouga, kouga\'s girl.



Kouga: um ya sure just stop being a dumb ass i don’t\' want you lack of brains to rub off on my kids.



(Joey anime style falls off the stool.)



Joey: hey i am not a dumb ass i happen to be smart



Tai: yeah kouga\'s got enough stupidity he doesn’t need yours



Kouga: why you little



(Kouga take off at full speed and start chasing Tai.)



Kouga\'s girl: Kouga Knock it off i 2 kids to take care of not 3 so behave for god sakes.



(Don’t listen and tackles Tai kouga is now sitting on Tai.)



Tai: oh kouga! Dominate me



(Tai gropes kouga)



(Yelps with surprises and jumps up and jams his claws in the Ceiling like a cat would.)



(Tai laughs)



Joey: hehe haha i thought you were a wolf demon not a cat hahahah (snort).



Tai (looks up and stares at kouga\'s butt): nice wolfie



(Kouga realizing he more than likely looks like a cat sticking to the Ceiling drops to the floor.)



Kouga: WOULD YOU KEEP YOUE COTTIN PICKING HANDS TO YOUR SLFE THAT IS LIKE 3rd TIME YOU GROUPED ME.



Tai: 2nd actually one was to wake you up and the other you tackled me



(Joey is now rolling on the floor laughing his ass of.)



Kouga\'s girl (talking to the babies): yes this is your family 3 perverted unlaces and dopey godfather and shit load of more uncles and aunts out there and that\' you dada try to beat up your uncle Tai I have a gave you a weirdo family.



Tai: you\'re making me an uncle? I’m touched



Kouga\'s girl: you are one of my dears friends um watch out kouga trying to grab you form be hide.



(Tai turns around and looks)



(Kouga is standing their hold the stool over his head.)



Kouga: what i was um grabbing a something to sit on



Tai: why was it over your head?



Kouga: i um well you see it\'s um i just like holding it over my head ok fine I was going to hit you with it.



Tai: ok then i don’t see why.



Kouga (in a winy voice): because you called me stupid and grouped me two times.



Tai: i explained the groping when did i call you stupid?



Kouga: when i told Joey to stop acting like a dump ass you said he stupidity he doesn’t need yours.



Tai: oh yeah so you were going to hit with a chair because i called you stupid?



Joey: hehe HAY I AM DUMP I AM VERY SMART.



Tai: maybe but you\'re a wimp



Joey: i am not a wimp i did not pass out after looking a niddle



Tai: no you passed out seeing the kid being born



Joey: one time i passed out one time.



Tai: i think you passed out twice



Joey: did i (thinking back.) ohhhhhhhhhhhh ya i think it\'s when i hard the thing about the twins.



Tai: so you a wimp human.



Kouga: haha you pass out,



Tai: you fainted wolfie.



Kouga: i did not.



Tai: we have a tape to prove it



Kouga: ok after i get my lovely mate and my cubs we well watch it at home.



Tai: you sure you want everyone to see that? What if inu sees you faint?



Kouga: ya because i did not faint.



(Just than i let out a loud yap.)



Tai: you ok girl?



Kouga\'s girl: who the damns fool that had the cam last.



Tai: i did why?



Kouga\'s girl (pointing to were my feet are still the strups): it\'s on and has been pointing at me down their god knows how long.



Tai: interesting



Kouga\'s girl: turn is off now.



(Tai turns off the camera.)



Tai: we don’t have to show all that we can just show where kouga faints.



Kouga\'s girl: thank you.



(A doctor comes in.)



Doctor: so have you pick names for the little ones.



Tai: so what did you decide on?



Kouga\'s girl (looking a kouga): crystal for our little girl and Joey for our little boy.



Kouga (rolling his eyes): well you just burned half our son’s brain cells.



Kouga\'s girl: (elbows Kouga playfully): be nice Joey is a good name it strong and very nice name.



(I look up and Tai.)



Kouga\'s girl: what do you think Tai



Tai: i think its fine



(Joey gets a big silly smile on his face and sticks his tongue out at kouga.)



Tai: it’s not a very demonish name but neither is Tai



Tristan: are sure look at the Joey and tell me you want to name you kid after that.



Kouga\'s girl: why is everyone being so mean Joey.



Tai: i don’t know. He is a good human



(My ear pricks up at some noise be hide the door than a soft smile forms on my face and i start giggle.)



Kouga\'s girl: hehe haha.



(Tai looks behind door everyone with us was huddling be hide the doors. and spike had his ear pressed to it tai quickly opens the door and steps away everyone falls in on top of each other.)



Tai looks at big pile on floor: couldn’t wait huh?



Spike: it was driving everyone nuts ok



tai: where’s Inuyasha ?



Kagome: he is playing with the kids’ agine.



Tai: how cute



Sango: i sank a look in and he is play tea party with some little girls he had a big floppy girly hat to it was the cutie thing i ever seen.



Tai: does he have a camera on him?



Kagome: i stuck it on him.



Tai: this should be funny.



Kouga\'s girl (talking to the babies agine.): there are the rest of your crazy aunts and uncles (yelling at Spike.) Uncle Spike no smoking around the babies.



Tai: i told you before that this was a hospital. No smoking



Spike (blushing like a mad man): sorry i forgot (puts it out and real fast.) all gone.



Kouga\'s girl: hey Joey come here hold you god son and tristan come here hold your nieces i got to nurse them and i can\'t hold them both and open my shirt if that ok with you guys i know you girls don\'t care but what about you guys.



Tai: you know i don’t care



(Joey ands walk up to me and i put the little boy in Joey arms and he just stands there with a smile forming on his face and i turn and place the little girl in tristan\'s arms and he just rocks the baby very slow with a little simile on his face and just as i open my shirt Inuyasha and gets a eye full.)



Inuyasha (blushing.) um sorry if you want i go away.



Tai: where have you been Inuyasha?



Inuyasha: none of your busy.



Tai: come on now Inuyasha you know if you don’t tell me I’ll find out anyway



Inuyasha: mind you...



(a nurse walks.)



The nurse: here Inuyasha you for got the all the cards and pics and clay stuff the kids mend you.



Tai: that’s what i thought



Inuaysha (blushing): ya so i come down everyday and play with the kid big deal



Tai: i think it’s cute. The tea party should be funny to watch.



(Tai walks up and look in inu\'s jacket and points out the camera.)



Inuyasha: YOU BUGED ME DAMN YOU.



Kouga\'s girl: INUYASHA DO NOT SAWER IN FOUNT OF THE BABIES



(Inuyasha clamps a hand over his mouth and says a muffled sorry.)



Joey: hey you’re a cute little guy (baby giggle a little grabs some of Joey’s hair and pulls a little.) oww that hurt.



Kouga: haha son takes after me hehe.



(Joey hands the little boy back to me and the larches on to my breast as he feed the worked on the get the other ready for my little girl and um with out meaning pulled a bit hard and squirted some breast milk in Kouga\'s face.)



Tai laughs



Inuyasha: how’s that tastes kouga.



Kouga: well that something new and it tastes like milk dog tur ......err ya dumb dog.



Tai: well it’s his mate so it probably tastes good



Kouga (licking some of it off his face.): it\'s sweet.



Tai: hey we continue the game here we\'ve done it before. if you all want to its still kurama\'s turn



(Everyone says ok.)



Kouga\'s girl (now with both babies suckling off me.): it\'s not because he was the one that as Joey a truth and Joey dared Spike so it\'s spike\'s turn. Tai: oh right so spike your turn.



(Spike is watching the babies and m with amazement and is not paying attended.)



Tai: Spike! Your turn.



Spike: what oh sorry i have never seen that before.



Tai: we\'re continuing the game your turn



Spike: um Yugi truth or dare.



Yugi: um Dare.



Spike: i dare you to go to the morng and touch a dead body and take a pic (has him his polrod camera.)



Yugi: um ok i guess but i hate looking at daed body.



Tai: you can do it cutie



( Yugi gets up and walks down the hall way and heads down the staps and walks into the mourg he walks up to the fist one he sees and put his out and let\'s his hand drop down and it landed on a dead chicks boob and he did this with out looking and looks sees were his hand is pulls it away sooooooooooo fast take a pic and runs back up to my room.)



Yugi: i am back



Tai: did you get the pic?



Yugi (digs in to his pants pocket): here.



Tai: yugi are you into necrophilia? That’s just gross



Yugi: it was mistake i was not looking and what hell is necrophilia any way.



Tai: Necrophilia is someone who has sex with dead people.



Yugi: that just gross Tai eeewww what would give you the idea that something i am into



tai shows him pic and points to where his hand is



Yugi: eeeeeeeewwwwwwwwww that was a mistake i was not looking at my hand i just let it drop,



Joey: it\'s more than likely the first boob he every felt (falls over in a fit of laughing.)



Tai: anyway its your turn yugi



yugi: Joey Truth or dare.



Joey: Dare.



Yugi: i dare you to go to put on a dipper and go to the wing were all the women has had babies and ask if they got milk.



Tai: hey you wont have to go far that the wing we\'re in



Joey: dude do you want me kicked out of the hospital!



Yugi: it that or you have to um go have and kiss a dead women.



Joey: eeeeewwwwww that\'s just nasty yug.



Tai: your choice Joey



Joey: god i do the milk thing.



(Joey puts on the dipper and walks down the hall and goes into the first room and goes in.)



Joey: Got milk (ducks a flying bed pan.)



(He runs out and contuse on for an hour and than walks back to my room looking like he was in a war.)



Tai: i like Joey in the diaper. Yugi looked cuter though



(I whisper in jin\'s ear than a gust of wind out of now way blows the dipper right off him.)



Tai: at least it was believable when i asked jin to do that to yugi. We’re indoors how did that powerful a wind happen?



Kouga\'s girl: um the window is open.



Yugi: you want i thought it was just a really strong wind not a wind demon.



Tai smiles at him: i told you look cute naked



(Sits down and pouts.)



Tai: don’t pout yugi



(Yugi sticks out bottom lip and pouts more i can\'t h;e p think he looks sooooooooo cute when he pouts.)



Tai: you\'re cute when you pout too



Yugi (looking up tai and cracks a simile and blush’s.) thank you tai.



Tai: so why are you pouting? yugi: because you lied to me saying it was just some wind when in ture is was jin.



Tai: when did i say it was just wind?



Yugi (thinking about it.): i guess you never said that.



Tai: i just said you look cute naked



Yugi: sorry i was wrong



Tai: its ok. Do you remember me biting you?



Yugi (puts a hand on his butt.): yes.



Tai: do you remember what happened after that?



Yugi: yes i do Tai



Tai: really? i thought the demon hormones clouded human memory



Yugi: not really i mean some stuff was a bit clouded like i can\'t remember witch one of your bit yami and i kind remember someone slapping me really really hard on the bear butt i clearly remember what we did (a light blush comes over his face.)



Tai: did you like it yugi?



Yugi (a deep red blush cover her face.): um i yes.



Tai: just making sure i wouldn’t want to do anything to you didn’t want. Would you like to do it again?



Joey: dude yug are gay



Tai: i think he\'s bi.



Yugi: i like both boys and girls.



Kouga\'s girl: would anyone like to hold the babies.



Yugi: can i.



Spike: is it ok if i hold on and look i don\'t have any more smokes on Faye took and flushed them down the toilet.



Kouga\'s girl: ya come here hey tia would you like to hold one them after them.



Tai: ive never been real good with babies



(i put the baby into yugi\'s arms and he taking back for minute by how smell the baby is and i turn a put the baby girl in spike\'s arm who looks a bit uneasy about but the baby is more then happy she even falls asleep in his arm it was soooo cute she was sucker her little thumb then just fall asleep.)



Yugi: here he a cute little one (he hands the baby back.)



Tai: yes he is



Kouga\'s girl: tai get over look at the spike he not the good with babies but look at him now get your butt over here and don\'t give that i never been good with babies crap.



Tai: very well. Tai comes over



Kouga\' girl: not put one arm under the head that right ( i palace the little boy in his arms.)



Tai takes the little boy



The Joey the baby looks at for a min then close his eyes and falls asleep with in a minute of close his eyes.



Tai: i don’t mind this but why was it so important for me to hold the child?



Kouga\'s girl: because i just wanted you to i mind you the number 1 uncle i believe it important for you hold the baby.



Tai: I’m number 1 uncle?



Kouga\'s girl: oh don\'t look so shacked i decides this a 2 mouths ago you are one of my best friend and a grate guy.



Tai: i am honored. Hands you back your son



Kouga\'s girl: thank you.



Spike: she beautiful (hands the baby girl.)



(Kouga stands the and just beams with pride i look up and him and palace the babies in his arms.)



Tai: now that we got that mush out of the way Joey i think its your turn



Joey: um let\'s Inuyasha truth or dare.



Inuyasha: i think i go...



Nurse: sorry to irrupt but i need to take the babies to th nurse.



(Tai moves out of the nurse\'s way.)



Kouga (growling a little reluckly give the babies to the nurse.): here you better be careful nothing happens to them you old bat.



tai: calm down kouga she does this for a living she knows what she\'s doing



Kouga (sits next to me on the bed): sorry it\'s just my first time having children i so i over react a bit.



Tai: understandable.



Inuyasha: i take dare.



Joey: i dare you to dress up and jellies beans the clown and go into halls and yell come throw pies at me its free and let people throw pies at you.



Tai: you need to stay out of the drugs here. Where do you come up with these dares?



Joey: they come form my incurably smart brain



(Enter room bust out laughing.)



Joey: what’s so funny.



Tai: do you listen to yourself?



Joey: and just what do you mean by that.



(Joey starts think about tai.)



Joey: HEY ARE TRING TO SAY I A DUMB ASS OR SOMETHING.



Tai: i don’t have too.



Kouga: omg his brain is working a little.



Tai: not enough



Kouga\'s girl: you guys leave Joey alone.



Tai: i cant when he makes it that easy



Kouga: how i can he leaves him self-open for all their jabs if he was a boxer he be dead.



Joey: i am not stupid



Tai: actually you\'re not. just some of the stuff you say is



Joey: oh ok than.



Kouga: and some of the stuff you do and some you think and.



Kouga\'s girl: Kouga that enough



Tai: and shut up kouga you aunt much better



Kouga: what hey you little i should put a foot in your as...OWWWWWWWWWWWWW.



(i picked up my hard book hit him in the head with it.)



Tai: hey inu you want to see kouga get scared and faint?



Kouga\'s girl: i told you kouga that was quit an enough.



Inuyasha: Kouga ha what cloud freak him out so bad to make him pass out but if you got something let\'s see it



(Tai goes over to the VCR and puts in the tape of kouga\'s girl giving birth.)



Inuaysha: um is that her you know what.



Everyone sees kouga scared of kouga\'s girl and pass out when the large is injected to her back



Inuaysha: whahahahahahahah (snort) you got scared of her the big bad Kouga scared of Kouga\'s girl omg that too much and you pass form seen her get a shoot ahahahahaha (snort) oh my god the big bad kouga leader of the demon wolf tribe passing out because he seen her get a shot hehe oh god i need i a drink.



Tai: i don’t think they have alcohol in a hospital.



Kouga: i am going to kill you mutt face!!!!!!!



(Kouga runs full speed and Inuyasha ready for but it stops as start to yell at both of them.)



Kouga\'s girl: KOUGA CUPCAKE OOKAMI YOU STOP RIHGT AND YOU INUYASHA KNOCK IT OFF BOTH OF YOU SHUT UP AND STOP FIGHTING.



Tai: cupcake??



Kouga: did you have to use the middle name?



Tai: you\'re middle name is really cupcake??



Kouga: ya it\'s ok.



Tai (laughing very hard): cupcake!! The great wolf demon, cupcake!



Kouga: hey shut geek (Tai is still laughing)



Kouga\'s girl: TAI KNOCK IT OFF I KNOW IT’S IT’S (brakes down laughing.) it\'s a cute name kouga you’re my little cupcake.



Joey: um where is Inuyasha i thought dieing here.



(I look up and to find Inuyasha hanging for the Ceiling.)



Inuyasha: man you scary



Tai: i thought you were a dog not a cat



(Sits back down on the end of the bed and start to sniffle)



Kouga (low voice): just because my middle name is cupcake every has to laugh at i mean i have feelings to for god shacks



Joey: hey everyone has something embarrassing about them.



Tai: very true.



Kouga: i am the leader of the demon wolf tribe and my middle name is cupcake god i am a fucking joke.



tai: its just a name. It doesn’t make you any less a good leader



Joey: hey try livening in New York trying to act tuff with the middle name Marie i am boy for god shacks at less with the middle name cupcake it\'s a girl\'s name.



(Joey turns white rilzing he said his middle name.)



Joey: did just say my middle out loud



Tai: yes Marie you did



Joey: damn



Tristan: Marie hahaah (rolls on the floor laughing.)



Joey: hey shut up Tristan at list i don\'t sleep with a teddy bear name fluffy



Tai: nothing wrong with that. I sleep with a inu plushie and a jin plushie. When im not sleeping with Jin that is



Tristan: hey you said you nerve tell any one about fluffy



Tai: fluffy? But sess is fluffy



Tristan: i had this thing way before i every knew him



Tristan (with i evil look on his face,): ok fine Joey than you won\'t mind me tell every about the KOUGA\"S GIRL BOXERS YOU HAVE!!!!!!



Tai: why am i not surprised?



Joey: hey shut up!!!!!!!



(Tai looks over to jin and smiles and jin comes up behind Joey and pulls his pants down showing those boxers.)



Joey: ahhhhhhhhhhh hey damn you Jin (trying to pull his pants back only to have stoning away by jin.)



Jin: i don\'t think i let you cover them there to cute.



Joey: hay give.



Tai: i agree Jin.



(Jin tossed the pants to Tai.) tai catches them



Joey: hey give them back



Tai: how about no?



Kouga\'s girl: Joey your boxers are (looks over the red silk boxers with me on them.) there cute but how did you get them.



Tai: probably the same place jin and i got our boxers



Joey (blushing as red as his boxers): ya i bagged Jin to take to way you got he his.



Tai: you begged jin??? That must have been something. Want to tell us that story love? Looks at Jin



Jin: (looking at Joey who snacking his head no.): it was the day after he first got here to play the game i cloud see he has a big crush on her from the being well it was later at night i was getting a snack and he was down there just looking at her sleep it was so cute hoe he just watched her any he saw and told he had the bagged and his first crush ever on her well he bagged me to take him to the place so he could get a 7 dirfnter sets of kouga\'s girl boxer you know a pire for etch day of the week thing then he said i well do any if you take me there so i said if you want to soo bad you got to go over with wake her up and kiss her on the lips and he was hasten but he did it and i took him there



Tai: were you wearing your tai boxers that night?



Jin: of cores



Tai: sorry Joey you have to stay in those



Joey: oh come on haven’t you guy humiliated me enough by tell my every that she was and still is my first crush.



(Joey turns red agine.)



Joey: did still is out load



Tai: i think you were more embarrassed by her biting you and you going into fantasyland.



(Joey smiles as he thinks about that.)



Tai: Joey?



Joey: what



Tai: just making sure you\'re still here.



Joey: what (looks down and sees he has a hard on) shit tell i don\'t have a hard on



Tai: lets find out. Grabs little Joey. Yep definitely hard on



(Jin missing the pants and they fly out window



Joey: HEY GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY LITTLE MAN.



Tai: you asked



Kouga: Joey you know your pants just whet out the window



Joey: SHIT MY PANTS JUST GREAT NOW I HAVE NOTHING BUT MY UNDERWERE.



Tai: i don’t think anyone objects



Joey: um it\'s a bit embarrassing to sit here in my Kouga\'s girl boxer in front of her.



Tai: really? Even if you get your pants back she still knows you\'re wearing them



Joey: oh true.



Kouga\'s girl: um Inuyasha you may want to stop laughing before you... Wet your self.



Inuyasha (looks down): oops.



Tai: now what are you going to wear inu?



Inuyasha (blushing deep): oh man this sucks i don\'t know.



Tai: you could always wear nothing.



Inuyasha: HEY I’ll be fine.



Tai: you\'re going to stay in pissed on pants?



Inuyasha: well can you suggest anything?



Tai: i did.



Inuyasha: be side taking off my clothes and walking around naked.



Tai: hmm... going in the bathroom and cleaning your pants?



Kouga\'s girl: kouga give me my handbag.



(Kouga picks up the bag drop in my hand i dig out 50 bucks and hand it to Joey.)



Joey: why you give me this.



Kouga\'s girl: take Inuyasha to the store and buy him some clothes (take money back and give him crate card.) buy everyone for Inuyasha area some new clothes



Tai: and if you\'re going out pick up your pants



Joey: yaya



Kouga\'s girl: kouga babe watches him with my card make sure they don\'t spaced too much



Tai; don’t you think you should someone from this time to make sure they don\'t overspend kouga doesn’t know about the prices here and what \'s not overspending.



Kouga\'s girl: true Tai hun can you go with them.



(After they it tack only and a hour and they back ware my area\'s cloths.)



Kouga\'s girl: well how much did they spend.



Tai gives kouga\'s girl the bill.



Kouga\'s girl: hmmm 85.00$ that\'s a bit more than i thought but it cool.



Inuaysha: i don\'t like his pants



Kouga: i don\'t know i like them very conferrable and when i run i don\'t get a draft.



Tai: his tail is around his waist like a saiyan. Look at that butt!



Kouga’s girl: are you ok with your tail like that i can cut a hole in the back if you’re not babe.



Kouga: well ok my tail is getting a bit cramped.



Tai: may i do the honors?



Kouga: just don\'t cute my tail and don\'t don any thing funny back there if you do i kick your butt.



Tai: i wouldn’t cut you... (takes out a knife and cuts a hole big enough for kouga\'s tail and then grabs it and pulls it through then strokes his tail)



Kouga: hey i didn\'t say you... could (starts thumping his foot on the floor than shack his head.) stop that (jerks his tail out of tai hands.) jerk.



Tai: I’ll have to remember that.



Kouga’s girl: i forgot to tell you he doses that when you play with his tail



(Tai gets hentai smile)



Kouga: don\'t look at me like that.



Tai: I’m going to have to play with cupcake\'s tail now.



Kouga: don\'t you even think about it and don\'t call me cupcake only one that can call me that is my beautiful mate.



Tai: you should know me by now you know i will think about it



(Nurse comes in the room.)



Nurse: um do you know your children have tails like a wolf?



(Kouga turns around.)



Kouga: i think we would have fingered as much.



Tai: well considering their father is a wolf demon and their mother is half dog demon it makes sense.



Nurse: oh ok oh my his tail is so cute (start petting kouga’s tail making thump him foot on the floor agine.)



Kouga: can you stop that?



Inuyasha: now you know what is like when every play with my ears



Tai: why do you think i like to do it?



(The Nurse still playing with kouga and not only is he thumping his foot on the floor but his tongue is hanging out and he making sounds like a happy puppy.)



Kouga\'s girl: hehe after he start making them sounds he starts getting turn on after about 5 minutes



Kouga: please stop that miss.



(i look down and see kouga has a hard on.)



Kouga\'s girl: um miss was there anything Elsa about the babies.



The nurse: ok sorry (drops kouga much to his relieve) yes they have puppy dog-ears too.



Tai: interesting.



Kouga’s girl: sorry that would because of me i half dog demon my cute mate is wolf demon full that is.



The nurse: oh and the doctor said you can go home now if you want to



(With that she goes out of the room.)



Kouga: damn it thank for stopping her i think i Started to get a hard on



Tai: well do you want to go?



Kouga\'s girl: but Inuyasha has still got to do his dare



Tai: that’s right



Inuyasha: shit i hoped you forgot about that.



Tai: talk to her i did



(Inuyasha goes into the small bathroom and puts on the clown costume and goes out into the hall.)



Inuyasha Come throw pies at me its free and let people throw pies at you.



(He gets nailed with six pies.)



Kouga\'s girl: ok let get my babies and go.



Kouga\'s girl: ok let get my babies and go.



(Tai gives inu a towel.)



Inuyasha: thanks um kouga\'s girl were you going to put the babies.



Kouga\'s girl: oh ya we have to stop and kagome house her mom said she would love to have more babies at her house she loves babies.



Tai: wow we\'re turning her house into a nursery



Kagome: she loves kids what i say my mom is just love taking care of them.



Kouga’s ok let end give me some time to drop off the babies and stuff.



WOW that was a long chapter well I hope you like it please read it and review thank and give my cowered some love he help me out a lot.