The Hentai
Chapter 1
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Summary:
strange occurrences begin to plague Tomoeda and once again Sakura must take up
the role of Cardcaptor and draw upon the magic skills she’s honed over the
years, but nothing in her past experiences prepared her for THIS!
Collaboration Fic Between Chiruken and The Great
Draken
Warnings:
Citrus Content Ahead & Healthy Doses of Insanity!
Cardcaptors/Cardcaptor Sakura Original Japanese
Version © CLAMP/Kodansha “Nakayoshi”
NHK NHK
Enterprise21 Sogo Vision
Pioneer Entertainment (
All Fanfics created by Chiruken (me) & The Great
Draken were written for the sole purpose of shared entertainment and not
intended for publication or sale.
Sakura
hurried through her day, determinedly keeping her mind off of the dream from
the night before. If I don’t think
about it, everything will be fine.
She would just stick to her schedule and not deviate from it, not even a
little bit. If she was careful, she
might be able to avoid the embarrassment of that dream coming true.
comes true! Why did Kero-chan have to
say that that’s what was was?
“Sakura…”
Sakura’s best friend, Daidouji Tomoyo whispered her name softly, concern
lingering on her pretty features. “Is
something wrong?”
Blinking
rapidly she quickly shook her head. “N-no!
Nothing’s wrong, Tomoyo-chan.”
She forced a quiet laugh and pointedly turned her attention back to the
lesson being delivered by the teacher. This
time I’m prepared. I will not
open any mysteriously hovering books.
Not a chance. No way, no how.
Spirits bolstered by her determination, Sakura focused on her class
again and resolutely pushed all thoughts of the mysterious book from her dream
out of her mind.
Tomoyo
wasn’t convinced. She remembered seeing
her friend with the same distracted expression on her features years before
when they were both still in Elementary School when she’d become Cardcaptor
Sakura, a girl with the ability to use magical cards created by the long
deceased powerful magician Clow Reed.
Blue eyes narrowing in careful consideration, she decided that rather
than pressing the other girl for answers she would simply create the costumes
for her in secret, just to be prepared in the eventuality that she was correct
in her assumptions. A small secret smile
tilted her lips upwards as she clasped her hands tightly before her.
Another chance to film my beloved Sakura in action!
Looking
at her best friend from the corner of her eye Sakura suppressed a shudder.
face all too easily. She had a feeling
she was about to become the lead in another of Tomoyo’s films.
many outlandish costumes in the process.
Sighing softly under her breath she shook her head slowly.
going to take on the responsibility of capturing these new cards.
As
the day progressed, Sakura began to relax as nothing out of the ordinary
occurred. She was beginning to think
that she had successfully avoided what she considered to be her doom.
out when she’d described the dream to Kero and later to Tomoyo.
as it felt. In the dream she’d seen the
staff used in conjunction with the Book of Hentai and she prayed to all the
gods and goddesses who may be listening that she never had to use such a
thing.
“Kinomoto-san!”
cheerleading squad staring at her impatiently.
“Care to join us?”
Face
reddening in embarrassment she nodded quickly and grabbed her baton.
Sorry!” She swiftly took her
place in the line and smiled sheepishly at her friends.
She repeated in a whisper much to the amusement of the other girls.
Practice
commenced without any further delay and Sakura threw herself into the drills
with the utmost concentration on her efforts.
She couldn’t help but think that the entire situation was eerily
familiar. As she tossed the baton into
the air, twirling it in the routine, she blinking in surprise as it seemed to
transform before her eyes, elongating and…wobbling?
“H-hoeh?”
dildo descending rapidly towards her. Face
turning several shades of red she could only stare in mute dismay as it twirled
in the air, descending in a slow-motion arc back towards her.
but her outstretched hand was grasping at nothing as it completed its descent
and landed squarely on her head.
“Oh!” Deafening silence greeted
her monumental act of clumsiness as the baton clattered to the ground and she
dropped to her knees holding her head against the stinging pain resounding
through her skull. “Ouch!”
It’s just like…just like back then!
Sakura
sighed and shook her head slowly, gingerly touching her fingertips to the
painful bump on her forehead as she walked the familiar route to her home.
coincidental occurrences of the day. She
wouldn’t think about how similar it was to the day six years before when she’d
first discovered the Book of Clow and inrtenrtently embarked on a wild ride of
adventure and danger. Acting on impulse,
she turned down the path that led to
as she watched several children playing.
She remembered when she had been a child engaging in the same
activities. Sitting on a bench, she set
her book bag down on the ground and withdrew a book.
heating again as she remembered the book from her dream.
black cover with red binding and silver lettering.
written on the front, it was a book she needed to read for her reading and
composition class.
Shifting
uncomfortably on the hard bench she grimaced when her foot squished in
mud. “Ew!”
clinging to her shoe and breathed a silent sigh of relief when she noted that her
bag had missed the muck when she’d set it down.
Shaking her head, she set her book in her lap and leaned forward to pick
up a stick and scrape the mud from the sole of her shoe.
With a gasp she scrambled to catch the book as it slid off her lap
towards the puddle just as a pair of feet entered her peripheral vision.
She blinked as the owner of the feet seemed to move in slow motion
before she toppled forward, losing her balance, the book sliding from her lap
to land with a plop in the mud, front cover down.
She gasped as she felt herself falling.
Sudd
sh
she felt strong hands gripping her shoulder.
“Are you all right?” She blinked,
thinking the voice was somehow familiar and slowly looked up.
Green
eyes widening in surprised delight she smiled happily. “Syaoran-kun!”
around the startled teenage boy. Pulling
back with a flush, she looked up at him with a wide smile.
visit?”
Blushing
faintly, Li Syaoran shrugged and stuffed his hands into his pockets.
pockets and stared at them blankly for a moment.
Following
his gaze she blinked and stared at two books resting in the mud.
She bent to pick them up, but he moved faster.
mud off of them and glanced at the covers before handing one to her.
moment, dismayed to see that the entire front cover had been soiled by the
mud. “Oh no.
another blush. “Are you in Tomoeda for
long, Syaoran-kun?”
“Yeah…for
a while. Meilin and I just
transferred…again.” He scowled and shook
his head. “Mother’s idea.
Sakura
laughed and set the book on the bench behind her.
grinned. “It’ll be almost like old
times. Which school are you
attending?” She wondered if they’d be
attending the same school again.
“Um…
School
“Really?
That’s the school Tomoyo-chan and I attend.
practically bounced on the balls of her feet.
“Maybe.”
staring into the distance as his face flushed.
“I better hurry. Meilin is
waiting for me.” He coughed and cleared
his throat, obviously still flustered.
“Um…I’ll see you tomorrow, right?”
“Y-yes!
Impulsively she hugged him again before stepping back.
gate tomorrow morning before class starts.”
“Y-yeah.”
park path.
Smiling
happily, Sakura quickly stuffed her muddied text book into her bag and slung it
over her shoulder before skipping down the path in the opposite direction,
humming under her breath. She couldn’t
believe that after so long Li Syaoran was back in
be attending the same school that she was.
Her smile slowly faded. Of
course, the circumstances seemed rather mysterious to her.
looked up at the slowly darkening sky.
Li Yelan, Syaoran’s mother, was a strange lady to begin with, so
something as unusual as sending her only son to study abroad in the middle of
the school year shouldn’t be all that surprising.
Stepping
inside the door she drew in a deep breath and sighed, words of greeting dying
unspoken. She’d nearly forgotten.
three weeks and her brother was at one of his countless part-time jobs.
several hours. She set her book bag down
and removed her muddy shoes, setting them just outside the door.
dried. “Kero-chan!
She called out as she entered the kitchen.
her greeting. Shrugging, she opened the
refrigerator and smiled when she saw the note on a plate of food addressed to
her. “Onii-chan made dinner for me before
leaving.” She pulled the plate of
sandwiches from the refrigerator and set it on the table before pouring herself
a glass of orange juice.
Pulling
the muddied book out of her book bag, she set it on the table beside the plate
of sandwiches before pulling out a chair and sitting.
before shrugging and grabbing a sandwich off the plate and taking a bite before
opening the book. The next instant she
screamed as the cover flew open and a whirlwind surrounded her.
shook her head in denial before she squinted against the maelstrom blowing her
shoulder-length brown hair about her face wildly.
She screamed the denial shrilly as cards materialized and hovered before
her for a moment before shooting off in all directions, magic lingering in
their wake. “Not again!”
before they could all escape, but they eluded her grasp.
magically induced wind she could hear the telephone ringing.
flopped to the table and the cover closed, the mud flaking off to reveal the
title. “Th-the…Hentai…” She whispered
hoarsely as the cover began to glow and a pink figure began to emerge from it.
the background as more of the creature became visible to Sakura.
She closed her eyes and shook her head sharply before opening them
again. Before her hovered a small pink
creature very similar in appearance to Kero’s small form.
unmistakable attire it was wearing.
“L-leather?!” The word emerged as
a squeak.
“Mmmm…”
The creature slowly opened its eyes and stared directly at Sakura.
small creature winked at her.
Reaching
blindly to the side, Sakura grabbed the receiver of the telephone, not daring
to take her eyes off the strange form before her.
K-Kinomoto residence…” She spoke numbly, unable to fully grasp the
situation unfurling before her.
“Sakura!
“S-Syaoran-kun?”
“Don’t
open that book! It’s…”
“The
Book of Hentai.” She stated the fact
dully as she continued to stare at the pink creature wearing a black leather
teddy. “Oh no…” She moaned softly before
falling off her chair in a dead faint, the telephone clattering to the floor.
“Sakura?
What’s wrong? What’s going
on?” Syaoran’s voice rose from the
telephone receiver and fell on deaf ears.
The
pink creature flew over to the receiver and smirked before landing on the floor
beside it. “Sakura can’t come to the
phone, sugar, she’s too busy takin’ a nap on the floor.”
its cradle before returning to the unconscious Cardcaptor.
the floor beside Sakura and folding its tiny arms over its chest, staring at
the girl the entire time with a strange gleam in its eyes.