The Unexpected Switch

I don\'t own any of this characters..

A small, pale, fourteen year old boy, with dark brown hair, and dark blue eyes, stood in the rain, with nothing on but a gray school uniform with black trimming. He wasn\'t wearing any shoes, and didn\'t have an umbrella. It was not because he had forgotten them either, you see, he enjoyed being in the rain, and the feel of the rain soaked cement on his feet. He stood there with his eyes closed letting the cold water cascade down his body. His hair soaked through and stuck to his face, his clothing clung tightly to his body. He just stood there, not caring what people passing by thought about it. He could hear them whispering about how crazy he was, but no one bothered to say anything to him.

At the same moment a fifteen-year-old teen, with blond hair and deep blue eyes, walked down the same street, carrying a blue umbrella. He had on brown jean shorts for some odd reason, and a white button down shirt, a blue raincoat, and blue rain boots. He walked swiftly down the wet street, and seemed to be in quite a hurry. He didn\'t notice the other teen standing there, and ended up smacked into him.

\"Gomen \" he said, bowed to the person, and then noticed who he had ran into \"Schwarz!!\" he hissed lowly, and stood glaring at the other teen.

\"Weiß\" the soaked teen growled back, becoming defensive also.

\"What to you want?\" the blond teen asked, as he glared.

\"What do I want?.. Excuse me, Bombay , but you ran into me,\" the younger teen replied, with a low growl as he said the other boy\'s codename.

\"Fine Prodigy!\" he yelled back, and stood there glaring at the other.

\"What is it Bombay?\"

\" Aren\'t you going to fight me?\"

\"Fight you? In the middle of the street, with all these people are? You have gone crazy, really, Bombay.\"

\"Stop calling me that,\" the teen snarled.

\"Fine,Omi!\" the younger teen snapped back, waiting for the other to reply.

\"Nani!!..How the did you know my name?\" he yelled, wondering how that info became available.

\" Hello I work with a telepath. Duh, You really are dumb aren\'t you?\"

\" Excuse me, Prodigy..\" Omi started to say..

\"Nagi my name is Nagi, not Prodigy. Haven\'t you guys learned anything about us yet? Hell we know more about you then you know about yourselve,\" Nagi said, smirking.

\"Ok Nagi, If I am the dumb one, then why are you standing out in the rain without an umbrella?\" Omi questioned, and smirked back at the teen.

\" I like it,\" Nagi told him, and then put his guard down. He knew that Omi wasn\'t going to attack him, with this many people around, and Crawford would be pissed if he used his powers in public anyways.

\"You like getting cold and wet?\" Omi asked, reluctantly letting his guard down a bit.

\"Yes, why? Is that a problem for you? I mean if I get sick, the doe don\'t have to fight,\" Nagi muttered.

\"That\'s right, and then you can spend all day, in your room, doing whatever evil stuff you do. I am sure your teammates won\'t care anyways. It\'s not like..\"

\"Like what? You don\'t know my teammates,\" Nagi growled back at him, pissed that he would even assume his friends didn\'t care.

\"Oh wait, they would be upset, put you to bed, and feed you chicken noodle soup,\" Omi sarcastically said.

Nagi had had enough, and leaped at the other teen. They wrestled furiously around the sidewalk, inadvertently knocking an elderly lady down. She got up, and glared angrily at the two teens, who were now standing next to each other panting heavily.

Omi looks over at her and started to say he was sorry when she yelled something neither of them understood, and then threw some kind of dust at them. They both gasped for air, but were soon overcome, and passed out.

People walked by and stop to look at the unconscious teens lying in the middle of the sidewalk. No one bothered to wake either of them up. It had stopped raining. Omi started to wake up, and shook his head. He looked over at the person lying next to himself.

\"Nani??\" he shouted, and Nagi woke up startled.

\"Nani ???\" he yelled back, and looked over.

\" You! \" they both uttered, and pointed at each other.

Nagi stood up quickly and grabbed Omi, then drug him into a building near by, so they could be alone. He didn\'t want to talk in front of other people.

“Why do you look like ME now?” Omi(N) asked.

“YOU look like ME !” Nagi (O) said, trying not to panic.

\"What the fuck are you doing in my body??\" Omi(N) rephrased the question as he started to understand what had happened. He glared daggers at the boy who was now in his body.

\"I was going to ask you that same question,\" Nagi(O) replied, and started to pace..

\"This is great. How are we going to switch back. How the hell did we switch in the first place?\" Omi(N) asked.

\"Like I know. It must have been that old woman. We have to find her,\" Nagi(O) said and started to run towards the door.

\"Wait!! We don\'t have any clue where, or who she is. I am not going to go running all over the damn city with YOU\" Omi(N) said.

\"Then what do you suppose we do?\" Nagi(O) asked.

\"Simple. We do research on our computers, and then find out where and who she is. Then we can switch back, or maybe this won\'t last long,\" Omi(N) stated.

\" You mean for me to go back to your place, with your crazy teammates, and do research?\" Nagi(O) squeaked fearfully.

\"Of course. It\'s not like they will kill you. I mean they will think you are me. Don\'t be so fucking paranoid. It\'s not like you would be able to go back to your place in my body,\" Omi(N) growled back.

\"First off if you are going to be ME then stop swearing. I don\'t swear. You will make my teammates think I am crazy,\" Nagi(O) informed him. \' I would really be in trouble if they found out about this too\' he thought to himself.

\"Oh and this is a problem??\" Omi(N) smirked. \'They would be shocked their sweet innocent little Omi cursing\' he thought.

\"Stop it or I will tell your teammates that you like.... ballet,\" Nagi(O) said. \'Oh that will go over well\' he thought.

\"Like they don\'t know that already,\" Omi(N) laughed.

\"Fine I will make you dress up and in a girl\'s dress complete with frilly bloomers, and skip around your place. Then I will hop on Shu..\"

\" You wouldn\'t?\" Omi(N) asked, starting to look scared.

\"Try me,\" Nagi(O) remarked, and crosses his arms in front of him.

After arguing for several minutes they both decide that they would have to go back to each other\'s places and pretend to be one another. They gave each other information such as where their rooms are, what they like to eat, and how to act around the other members. Then when it\'s all done. Omi(N) started walking out.

\"Hey where do you live?\" Nagi(O) asked, as he wasn\'t told this very important face.

\"Schuldig is coming to get you. He should be here about five. Ja ne, \" Omi(N) said and walked off.

**Nagi(O) pov**

This is great. Now I have to go into a house with a crazy psycho, a gun toting American psychic, and a mind reading German freak. I am so dead. I hope Nagi does everything that Youji and Aya tells him to do.

The crazy German will be here soon. I\'d better go outside and wait for him to come. I hope he\'s decent to me. Well maybe I don\'t have to worry about it.

\"Hey chibi, gets your ass into the car...NOW!\" Schuldich yelled at me suddenly, looking very angry.

I ran quickly, and got into the car. He glared over at me. Oh I am in so much trouble Maybe I should have just ran off, until this wore off.

\"Hi.\" I said to him, and tried to act like Nagi. It\'s really difficult not smiling.

\"What the hell do you think you are doing walking around in the rain like that?\" He yelled at me.

I just look over at him and glare. I am sure that\'s how Nagi would act. Schuldig glares back at me, and then notices I don\'t have shoes on. \"WHERE ARE YOU SHOES!” he roared at me and I jumped, startled. He was very loud and very angry.

I started to answer him, but he started talking again.

\"Never mind. We will discuss this at home. Just sit there and don\'t say anything else... Put your damn seatbelt on.\"

I nod, and obediently buckle my seatbelt. I just sat there thinking ‘I am so deadm’
I glanced at Schuldig to see if he is reading my mind. I figured he wasn\'t so I leaned back and closed my eyes.

**Omi(N) pov**

This is just perfect. Now I have to pretend to be goody-goody Omi, and work in a flower shop. A fucking flower shop. Those damn flowers, are going to give me a headache. I can\'t stand that many. I also have to live with soccer happy Ken, Womanizing Youji ,and crazy ass Aya. He scares the hell out of me. Plus my back is killing me. I don\'t know what the hell he did to it, but damn it hurts. Must have fallen during a mission or something He must be clumsy. I don\'t understand how he ever became an assassin.

\"Omi!!\" Ken yelled at me. He has a soccer ball. Oh how shocking.

\"Ken-kun,\" I yelled back at him and smiled I hate having to ask like stupid genki Omi.

\"Omi get into the shop!\" Youji yelled at me.

I entered the sand and the older two Weiß members are glaring at me. They look pissed off.

\"You are late. We will discuss thiser oer our shift. Now go up and take a bath. Then go to your room, and lay down,\" Aya said to me. Ok he wants me to go up take a bath, and a nap. Ha that\'s amusing. I thought Omi was fifteen not five. He takes naps after coming home from the rain.

I shrugged, and walked towards where Omi told me the bathroom was. I look to see Ken, who gives me a worried look. He must think I am sick or something.

++ 3rd person pov ++ Schwarz place


Schuldig walked into the place followed closely by Nagi(O) who came cautiously into the place.

\"Come here,\" Schuldig said, as he sat on the couch. \"We need to discuss this\"

After a few moments Nagi(O) walked over and laid face down across him. Schuldig looked down at him puzzled for a moment, and then figured he was sore from the rain, and wanted his back rub. He shifted Nagi(O) so that he is positioned better and then starts to rub his back; while calmly talking to him about why he shouldn\'t stand out in the rain like that.

Nagi(O) sighed and started to relax. Maybe this isn\'t going to be so bad.

\"Chibi you have to stop doing that. You aren\'t strong enough to stand out in the weather like that. I don\'t care if you left me a notes saying to pick you up either.\"

Farfarallo came out of the kitchen, licking one of his many knives, and asked \"What\'s wrong with the wee one?\"

Nagi(O) became rigid at the sound of Farfarallo\'s voice, but then relaxed. The others noted this reaction, which was odd for Nagi, but neither said anything.

\"He was out in the rain again. I told him to take his umbrella, but of course he didn\'t. He didn\'t even have shoes on, \" Schuldig replied, and then noticed the teen was asleep.

\"You better put him to bed, before Crawford get back. He\'ll be mad if you haven\'t\" Farfarello stated, and then walked off toward his cell.

Schuldig gently picked up Nagi(O) careful not to wake him, and carried him to his room. \' I will have to make him some soup later,\' he thought, kissed Nagi(O) on the forehead, noting that he has a fever, he sighed, and then left the teen to sleep.

++ 3rd person pov ++ Weiß\'s place

Omi(N) walked into the bathroom, turned on the shower, took off his clothing, and checked his back in the full length mirror.

\'Damn it\'s bruised. What did that idiot do? Fall off a fucking building!\' he thought to himself, and then got into the shower.

Omi(N) started to shower, and began to think about how he was going to switch back to his own body. He was really starting to enjoy his shower, when suddenly someone flung open the shower curtain, grabbed him by his hair and yanked him out of it.


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