Spring Fever (Saiyuki Style)

Disclaimer: I Do Not Own SAIYUKI. It is property of Kazuhaya Minekura. Of whom we all love and adore and wish that we had half her talen in drawing.

Chapter One

“What do you mean there’s only one room available?!”
Sanzo could feel his eye twitching madly as he spoke the sentence. The party had managed to make it to the nearest town before sundown and found the one, and only hotel, that the town had to offer. Thinking that he could finally get away from the raging hormones that were his traveling companions and seal himself away in a room away from them, the monk had gone into the hotel first and requested for a single room with extra locks on it. However, his call for mercy was short-lived…
“You heard me, blondie,” the hotel clerk stated from her safe position behind the desk, “We only have ONE room open…and it’s a single. Meaning one bed, one bathroom, one everything.”
Sanzo slammed his fists down onto the desk in what could have either been anger, panic, or a slight combination of both. “Now you listen to me-!” he squinted his eyes to read the young girl’s name tag, “-Theta. I NEED this single room!”
“That’s nice, but we don’t have one.” Theta stated sternly. “Now listen buddy, it’s the weekend and it’s busy, if you don’t want this room then I advise that you and your fuck-buddies out there…”
“THEY ARE NOT MY FUCK-BUDDIES!” Sanzo snapped.
“Whatever! If you want the room I advise that you take it now, or get the hell out of my hotel.” Theta snapped back.
Oh Sanzo wished he had brought his gun in with him at this point but NO…he had to listen to Hakkai and leave it in the car. Something about scaring the bystanders into thinking that he was trying to rob the place. Didn’t Hakkai understand that it was that gun that normally got them good hotels?!
“So what’ll it be? Take the room or sleep on the streets in your car-which I might add is illegal in this town…” Theta crossed her arms over her chest and leaned against the desk, her face only inches from Sanzo’s.
“….Fine…we’ll take the fucking room….” Sanzo muttered. “But if you hear gunshots in the middle of the night…”
“Oh, guns aren’t allowed her either.” Theta chimed in cheerfully.
Sanzo’s lip joined his eye in all its twitching glory. “…What?”
“There are no guns allowed in this facility!” Theta chirped out happily, which was quite an odd sight considering she was quite a decked out Goth. “Anyone found with a gun will be shot!”
“Now wait a minute-!” Sanzo hissed. “That gun is my only means of protection!”
“I assure you sir that our rooms are very safe.” Theta smiled, “With our security system no one will be able to get into your room.”
“It’s not people outside of the room that I need protection from, it’s the people INSIDE the room that I need protection from!” Sanzo so wanted to shoot this girl right here, right now, right in the head!
Theta looked at Sanzo and arched a brow. “…I think they’ll need protection from you. Now do you want the room or not? You’re annoying me.”
“I’m annoying you?!” he may not have his gun, but he had his fan, and that girl’s head would make a very nice target…
“Ah, yes, we will take the room…” chimed in a happy-go-lucky voice from behind Sanzo, followed by a hand on the monk’s shoulder that stopped him from attacking the worker. “If you please.”
“All right then.” Theta smiled and got everything that they would need for their stay set up. “You’re on the third floor, room 666. Enjoy and have a good stay at Hotel Hormones!”
“Yes, yes…thank you very much.” Hakkai kept his smile as Theta turned to go back to her work. The dark haired man patted Sanzo on the shoulder. “You never were good with people, Sanzo-sama.” He stated, “Now…let’s head up to the room and take a look around shall we?”
“…fine…” Sanzo shrugged off Hakkai’s hand. He didn’t want anyone or anything touching him at this moment. “Just get the bags and the other perverts and let’s head upstairs. I just want to get some sleep…”
“Ah, Gojyo and Goku won’t be joining us right away, Sanzo-sama…” Hakkai still had that smile on his face as he followed Sanzo to the stairwell.
Sanzo didn’t even pause. Maybe if he could get to the room before Hakkai he could lock him out… “Where’d they go?”
“Out to get some supplies with Hakyruu.” Hakkai replied. “We were running low, and I thought they could use some exercise so I gave them the list and sent them on their way…” his eyes looked slightly downward as he and Sanzo ascended the stairs, down towards the monk’s firm rear-end covered by robes. My what a view…
“Did you put my cigarettes on there?” Sanzo growled. If he had to go through this he might as well get something out of it. “I’m on my last pack.”
“You really need to cut down on smoking, every pack takes ten years off your life you know…” Hakkai’s eyes were still transfixed on Sanzo’s lower regions as their ascent to the third floor continued.
“That’s fine, I don’t care. Did you tell them to get some or not?” right now he wouldn’t mind dropping dead.
Hakkai sighed. “Yes, I told them to get you another carton or two.”
“Good…” Sanzo shoved open the door that led to the third floor and headed down the hall towards their room.
Hakkai pouted slightly as his view of Sanzo’s rear end was worsened, but shook the thought off as they found room 666 and entered the area that would be their accommodations for the evening.
“Ne, Sanzo-sama…” Hakkai said in his calmest voice as he shut and locked the door behind himself, “What do you want to do while we wait for Gojyo and Goku to come back?”
“Sit here and do nothing.” Sanzo shot Hakkai a glare over his shoulder. Goku he could beat off with the fan and Gojyo he could threaten…but Hakkai was the tricky one. Beneath that cheerful and calm expression lurked a demon that even Sanzo didn’t want to mess with.
“Do nothing? That doesn’t sound very entertaining…” Hakkai said, seating himself into one of the chairs that the room provided.
“Then you do whatever the hell it is you want and I’ll sit here and do nothing.” Sanzo pulled out the last cigarette from his pack and lit it up. At least the little bitch downstairs allowed smoking…
“Do ANYTHING I like?” he asked.
“As long as you stay the hell away from me I don’t care…” Sanzo hissed and managed to find the newspaper he had snagged from in front of the hotel.
“Well that’s no fun…” Hakkai shook his head. “What about a game of cards?”
“Fuck you no.” was Sanzo’s quick reply, followed by the rustle of paper as he turned the page.
“Huh…” Hakkai sighed and looked around. Well, there had to be something he could bide his time with. Upon further searching, he found what looked like a small menu sheet. Curiosity got the best of him and soon the green eyed youkai found himself reading the menu order…and an idea forming in his mind. “Sanzo-sama,” he spoke up, “Do you mind if I order something from room service?”
“Does it involve me?” Sanzo inquired.
“Just your credit card.”
“Then fine.”
That normal smile crossed Hakkai’s lips as he sauntered over to the phone, menu and credit card in hand. He picked up the receiver and dialed the correct numbers.
“Yes, room service?” Hakkai blinked a little as the other end was picked up.
“Yep. How can I help ya, fuck-buddy?” came, surprisingly enough, Theta’s voice from the other line.
Fuck-buddy? Okay, that was…different. “Uhm, pardon me, but aren’t you the young lady from the front desk?” Hakkai wondered.
“Yeah, but I work room service too. I basically do everything around here but clean the place…makes it so I have to hire less people.” Theta explained, “Anyway, what can I get for you? And will this be from side A or side B?”
There was a side B? Hakkai paused a moment as he flipped the menu over to its other side…and smirked. Oh, he liked side B a lot more than he liked side A.
“Side B…” he stated.
“Oooh…” something changed in Theta’s voice when she heard Hakkai. “And what can I get you from side B, sir?”
“Hmm…what can you get me indeed…” Hakkai mumbled. “Please give me a moment. I just now saw this side and I may need a moment to decide.”
“Oh DO take your time sir.” Theta sounded too happy for her own good.
As Hakkai continued to make his order, Sanzo felt a sudden chill run down his spine, causing the hairs on the back of his neck to stand up. Shaking his head, Sanzo dared to take a glance at Hakkai on the phone. The other was up to something…he just knew it…
“All right then, Mr. Hakkai…you want a number seven super-sized?”
“Yes, that’s correct.” Hakkai was all smiles on his end of the phone.
“Okay then. We’ll have your order up in about half an hour then. And we will be expecting tips…”
“Of course. I will make sure to leave a healthy tip. Thank you.” Hakkai almost purred as he hung the phone up and took his place back in the chair, menu still in hand.
“….I’m not even going to ask…” Sanzo mumbled.
“I ordered something for us both,” Hakkai chirped out. “I think you’ll like it.”
“…..” That was it. Sanzo put his paper down and stood up. He was not staying in this room another minute.
“Something the matter?” Hakkai blinked.
“I’m going to take a shower,” Sanzo growled. Yes, it was a risky move, but the shower was a separate room with a lock, and it was safer than being here.. “And I swear if you try ANYTHING…”
Hakkai chuckled. “Why would I try anything, Sanzo-sama?” he asked.
Sanzo eyed Hakkai warily. “…I’m watching you…” and with that last remark he headed off to the bathroom. Maybe a long…24 hour period shower with the door safely shut and barred would make that chill he had go away.
Hakkai watched Sanzo stalk off towards the bathroom, head tilting to the side a little as he watched those hips sway. It was true that he had promised Gojyo and Goku that he wouldn’t do anything until they returned from shopping but…number seven super-sized on side B was just too tempting an offer to overlook.


Sanzo sat on the toilet in the bathroom, his final cigarette settled between his lips, and the shower water running in the tub. He had been in here with the door shut and locked for about 45 minutes now…and he had no intentions of heading back into the demon’s lair. Sure, he was almost out of smokes and there really wasn’t any food in the bathroom, but he had water and that could last him for a day or two…or three… The blonde took a long drag and leaned back, head tilting back so he could glare at the off white ceiling, his thoughts going back to the good old days when he didn’t even know that a youkai mating season even existed. It wasn’t until he had found Goku all those years back that he had learned the hard way just where and when the season started; when being the first few weeks of spring and where meaning, well, anywhere. As long as there was someone to fuck, the in heat youkai would do it.
Back then though, it had only been Goku in heat, meaning that the only part of his body that would be violated (for the first few times anyway) was his leg. The chimp just couldn’t get it in his mind that his dick went in the hole, until Sanzo had finally become fed up and pushed the boy down, showing him the proper way a good fuck was to be done. After that…
Sanzo shook his head and wiped that memory from his mind. He didn’t want to think about what had happened after Goku had discovered sex…and Sanzo discovered what it was like not being able to walk for a week. But Goku he could handle…just as he could Hakkai and Gojyo. You just put Goku on a leash and fasten him to the wall and throw Gojyo and Hakkai into a closet or something and let them go at it until they were satisfied. That was before though…now he was stuck in a single hotel room with the three horniest youkai known to the Gods with only a locking bathroom door separating him from non-stop penetration.
On the upside though, at least the youkai that had been hunting them down were now to busy fucking each other to bother with trying to get the sutra. Maybe youkai mating season wasn’t all that bad.
Whirrrr…..THUNK!
Sanzo blinked. What was that?
Whiirrr….THUNK!
There it was again…Sanzo slowly let his gaze go to the door, and the hinges that were slowly being removed from it.
“…Son of a bitch…” he tossed the cigarette into the sink and automatically grabbed the one and only weapon that he could find that might have enough power to hold Hakkai back…the plunger!
The last screw from the door’s hinges hit the floor and the door swung open, revealing a smiling Hakkai dressed only in a robe holding what seemed to be an electric drill…
“WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU’RE DOING?!” Sanzo demanded to know, holding the plunger in ready in case the youkai decided to attack.
“I was worried about you Sanzo-sama…” Hakkai stated, setting the drill down onto the sink. “I knocked on the door a couple of times to tell you our room service was here, and you didn’t answer. I thought you had fallen.”
“I never heard you knock.” Sanzo growled out.
“And you never got in the shower so we’re even.” Hakkai replied back as he turned off the shower, “My but it got steamy in here quickly. Aren’t you hot in those robes, Sanzo-sama?”
“No. I’m fine…” Sanzo hissed.
“But you look hot,” Hakkai moved closer to Sanzo, forcing the monk to fall back onto the side of the sink and drop his weapon, “…We don’t need you getting overheated.”
“Don’t touch me Hakkai, I’m warning you…” Sanzo’s hand scrambled to try and find the plunger. It wasn’t much but it would hurt at least.
“Shh….” Hakkai purred to Sanzo softly, reaching out to remove the sutra from around the monk’s shoulders. He opened one of the drawers and slipped the sutra safely inside…sure he was in heat but he new the importance of that scroll…and Sanzo would literally cut off his dick if anything happened to it. “We’ll just take these off and you can cool down…”
“Hakkai…” Sanzo began to protest as the other man slipped his hands down, removing the sash on his robes.
“Hush Sanzo-sama…this is for your own good…” Hakkai leaned in close, slipping the heavy garments off the monk’s shoulders, his hands exploring the tensed body as he stripped him, “And for mine…”
Shit shit shit… Sanzo shut his eyes tightly as his robes piled onto the bathroom floor, Hakkai’s hands sneaking up the tight leather shirt that lied beneath them. He was in trouble now….big trouble… The demon slayer leaned in closer to the blonde beauty he had trapped, pressing himself against Sanzo’s hips as hands continued to strip the other. Sanzo always hid his beautiful body away beneath those heavy robes and tight leather shirts…and pants…it drove Hakkai mad. He wanted the monk nude before him, to savor the taste of the other’s flesh but…he ran his fingertips down the length of Sanzo’s gloves…
“These look so well on you, Sanzo-sama…” he whispered into his toy’s ear, allowing his tongue to slip out and lightly lick the other’s flesh, “…I think I want you to keep these on…”
Sanzo shivered and moved his head away from Hakkai the best he could. “I would prefer to keep all my clothes on!”
“But that wouldn’t be any fun!” it was surprising how a man so turned on could sound so chipper, “…Come Sanzo-sama…” he grasped Sanzo’s arm with a grip so strong it made the blonde wince, “I want to show you what I ordered us…”
“Hakkai let go!” Sanzo tried to pull back. He still had his pants on and he was planning on keeping them on!
“Nonsense, you have to see. You’ll like it.” He smirked. “Now come.”
Sanzo continued to pull back but, there was something in the way that Hakkai spoke that made a shiver run down his spine and his certain sense of stubbornness die down…slightly. Hakkai continued to smile as he pulled Sanzo from the bathroom and back into the main room. Right away Sanzo noticed that the lights in the room had been dimmed, and a chair had been placed up against the door as extra protection from outside intruders. There was also a paper bag strewn onto the floor, its contents set up neatly on the nightstand near the bed. Hakkai purred and pulled Sanzo to him, wrapping his arms around the monk’s waist.
“I know I promised the other two that I would wait, Sanzo-sama…” he purred, kissing the tender flesh between Sanzo’s neck and shoulder.
“W…Wait? You had this PLANNED?” Sanzo half growled, half moaned. Damn this demon and his ways!
“…Hai…we had it planned…to share you all at once…” Hakkai’s hands roamed down Sanzo’s sides as he pressed himself up against the other, rubbing their hips together in just the right motions, “But Goku and Gojyo are taking too long…and having you to myself is just too good of an opportunity to miss…”
Sanzo moaned as their hips rubbed up once another, his mind taking in only half of what Hakkai said. The subconscious part of his brain, however, was screaming at him to run like mad unless…
CLICK.
Violet eyes widened as he felt something cold encase his wrists. Glancing down, Sanzo found himself wearing a set of new iron-clad handcuffs to match his leather gloves. Growling deep in his throat he glared at Hakkai as the other smirked at him.
“Now, dear Sanzo-sama….our fun begins…”

(And there we have it, the end to chapter one. No smut yet, but do not fear…it’s on its way. >> Mwahahaha…and..yeah.)