Tell Laura Numeroff I am SO Sorry...

Disclaimer: See
chapter 1. That will also give me more
hits. *grin*

A/N: I had so much
fun with the first one that I decided to write another one.style='mso-spacerun:yes'> O.o;class=GramE>; I’m twisted –
that’s the only excuse I can come up with for this.style='mso-spacerun:yes'> It might also explain why this one’s so short…

If you give a Legato a dismembered arm…he will want to keep
it as close to him as possible. To prevent
rot, this usually means surgery.

And when Legato has grown into his neat-o new arm, he is
going to want to show it off.

When Legato shows off, this usually results in at least
fifty dead bodies.

And when you have fifty dead bodies, you have a mess.

When Legato makes a mess, that
means the rest of the Gung-Ho Guns have to come along and clean it up.

But when the Gung-Ho Guns clean up a mess,
this usually results in more dead bodies.

And when a large amount of people die violently, it is
usually for the express purpose of attracting Vash
the Stampede.

And when Vash shows up to find the
mess, it always causes him pain.

Vash in pain makes Legato happy.

A happy Legato is a scary Legato.

Which means everyone but Midvalley
gives him a wide berth.

This usually results in Midvalley style='mso-bidi-font-style:normal'>getting a wide berth.

When Legato scores, Vash
gets the heebie-jeebies.

And when Vash gets the
heebie-jeebies, he wonders what ever happened to his missing arm…