Sex is Comedy

Well Here the second part.. again.. I disclaim. I'm glade you guys thought it was funny thus far. I hope I can keep it up. So here we go again.


Sex Is Comedy : round two

Ryoma walked at a fast pace, trying to keep aware of his surroundings. The cold nights air chilled his bones. The wind caused the empty streets to howl. He felt creeped out, but alone. " Come on.. Echizen.. keep it together.. Tezuka will help.. and then we can get this creep locked up." He put his hands in his pockets.

He was getting closer to the center of town, and could actually see shops. This helped him relax a bit. He tried to remember which way he had to go, so he stopped to think. When he stopped he could clearly hear snickers on concrete. He felt a shiver run down his back. " Ryoma.. Echizen.. are you.. Ryoma.. Echizen." He looked over his shoulder and there was the masked man.

His hair nearly stood on ends. It was like some cheesy horror story. The man was in gulfed in shadows caused by the lamp post. Ryoma slowly walked away, He could see some thing in the other mans hands.

" No.. No.. I'm not going to die.. not yet!" He glared at the man, as he got closer. " I won't let you win!" Ryoma gripped his fist. " That where.. your wrong Ryoma Echizen.. I'll crush you!" The masked man waved his weapon around.

Ryoma realized the voice was rather, lame, the guy sounded like a nerd. It was also poor Japanese, he barley understood it. " Eradicator!! I'm the Eradicator!" He contd. to wave the weapon around like a mad man and jump around like he was spastic.

Ryoma's body shook, he had never seen any one like this in his life. Was this man dangerous or was he simply retarded? Ryoma decided not to hang around and find out. He bolted down the street as fast as he could. He knew Tezuka would have been proud of him if he could see him run like this.

Finally Ryoma hit a crowed. He thanked Kami, that he was granted some kind of safety. This way He could blend in and escape. He wove threw the people skillfully, feeling his confandance returning. He looked behind him as he ran, " I lost him," his smirk returning to his lips.

When he wasn't looking he slammed in to some one falling over them. The person fell with him, " Gomen.." Ryoma lifted his head, putting a hand on it. He looked down and realized he had gotten a cut from the side walk. " Oww.. owwwwww... You should really watch out where your going." He looked up to see a girl in a fuku ( female sailor uniform).

" Ochibi?.." They traded looks of shock, " Eiji- sempai!!" The redhead got up and dusted him self off. Ryoma was still stunned from both his fall and Eiji's choice in clothing. 'Was that lip gloss on his lips? Or am I just seeing things..' Ryoma thought.

Eiji offered his hand and helped him up. " Eiji..Sempai.. is that.. really you?" " Hoi.. I guess the cats out of the bag now." Eiji rolled his eyes, as he helped dust off Ryoma's uniform. Eiji gave him a serious look," Don't say any thing.. okay.. just don't. Unless its to complements me on how beautiful I look."

He curtsied, and did a little twirl. " Why.. are you dressed like that! in public.. I mean... its not normal." The tensai looked at him with confusion. " Not normal... to some.. but to others.. heh. I'm dressed like this because me and Oishi are on a date.. and on special nights like today.. I dress like a chick. this way I get to cuddle and love my Oishi in public... no one seems to notice any way. So.. hush.. Echizen."

He put a finger to the younger boys mouth. " Lets not cause a scene, okay?" Ryoma nodded, every one knew about Eiji and Oishi. He wasn't as surprised by there relationship, as he had been with Kaidoh and Inui, for obvious reasons. Tho cross dressing was a twist to it, and it slightly bugged him. Ryoma looked Eiji over. He did make a cute girl. He was far cuter then Sakuno. That why it probley bugged him so much.
" Speaking of Oishi.. where is he?" Ryoma was finally able to remove his eyes from the red heads figure. Eiji sighed," I lost him some where." Ryoma turned back to face the pretty girl impersonator. " heh... he even added glitter.. and lip gloss.. he does have rather nice lips. WAIT NO.. Kami.. I didn't just think that.' Ryoma shook his head, " You.. lost your boyfriend? how did that happen."

" Well.. It is a rather.. long story but I can sum it up fast enough. He wanted me to wait for him when he went in to a shop.. heh.. Some thing caught my eye in another shop... get the picture." " Typical.. Oishi should keep you on a leash." Eiji pouted, " brat.. Just help me find him.. your not doing any thing of use, any way. He's here some where."

Ryoma smiled a little, he felt ten times safer with Eiji. He agreed to help Eiji look for the missing Oishi, for that very protection. " Okay.. where did you two last see each other?" Eiji took Ryoma by the hand, " I'll lead the way! this way we can't lose each other ether." Ryoma's face turned red, " what ever." Eiji pulled him along.

Little did the two know, the masked man was still well aware of there movements, but kept at a safe distance.

~ Meanwhile~

Momoshiro was having a rather sour night. He was really bothered with the stupid fight he had with Ryoma. He tried blow it off as nothing. The first tool he used to vent off was his play station 2, he ended up losing 22 games of topspin tennis. Tool two, He chucked the controller at the screen, causing his television to topple over. * Note, he didn't mean for this to happen. The anger that one displays and loose track over, causes ill effects.* " Shit! Dads going to kill me.." He rushed over to the fallen tv. He put it back on its stand, looking it over. " Oh.. 12 gods that protect me^.. please turn on." He pushed the button and it seemed fine. He sat back and wiped his forehead. " close.. very.. " " Dear.. what was that load noise!" " NOTHING MOM!" But right as he said that, the tv made a load pop. The TV turned off.

" Oh NO!!!" He gasped looking at the tv. Tool three, He began pick the television apart in a feudal attemented to fix it. " Why is karma being so cruel to me!" He moaned, looking at the parts in his hands. " Maybe its because your not careful..and rather brash." He turned to see his mother in the hallway. His eyes got large," Ah..I can explain this." " Sure you can..when your father gets home." He dove at his mothers feet. " MOM!! Please.. Help me.. I'll make it up to you! give me money to replace the tv."
His mother looked down at him," I do.. Owe you some money, but its not enough for the tv. Heh.. I'll give you what I owe you That it." she poked him on the nose, " You have three hours to raise another couple hundred dollars.. before the stores close." " whaaaat? MOM! That impossible!" She left the room, " Why.. do I always give in to you.. You owe me big, boy. Your lucky I hate seeing you punished. Just be more careful." " You got it mom!" He followered her, and kissed her cheek as she went in to her purse. She handed him the money, " learn some temprance.. Nexted time I'm not going to be so helpful. Get going before its too late." Momoshiro was out the door before she could finish. " Oh Why do I even bother!"

Momoshiro rushed down the street, " Man.. this is all Echizens fault.. if he hadn't made me worry about him. I hope he's okay." Before he knew it he was in the shopping distract. He found the TV shop where his father had bought him the tv. " I'll call him after I get this handled.. just to see. Maybe he'll even say he's sorry." He thought that over, " fat chance.. oh well." He walked in to the store.

When He walked in he was surpised to see some one he knew. " Talk about small world! Oishi-san."

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Thats it for right now.. I want to thank my supporters. I hope this chapter was just as good as the last, or more so. Please keep up the incourging words, and your thoughts. I'll have more up tomorrow, I hope.