Magic Fails

Moetan: Magic Fails, Chapter II
Big Black Tekigun

The girls were quite apprehensive about this revelation.

"So can we beat him?" Ink asked.

"This is a serious problem. A hundred wizards perished bringing him to justice last time!" Ah-kun said. "I nearly lost my life to him!"

"There has to be a way to defeat him!" Sumi said.

"There is no way you could possibly defeat me." A malevolent voice said. They looked around and found a kawaii koala bear with an evil look upon its face.

"So, the mighty Ahiru has been turned into a common water fowl... How fitting." The Koala said.

"Look who's talking, koala." Ah-kun replied.

"So you've come to stop me collecting all the magic in this world. You brought with you three cute little girls with you. They should make decent sex slaves once they grow up." The koala Tekigun said.

"Ew. I'm not about to do it with a koala." Sumi said.

"You have little choice. I control the magic here." Tekigun said.

"Why are you doing this to our world? What are you going to do with our magic?" Ink asked.

"Your pathetic species is not worthy of magic! You do not deserve answers to those questions!" Tekigun retorted. Shiratori then waved her wand.

"You are sick, mister! It's time we sent you back from where you came!" Shiratori said. The other girls join in the spell; however, nothing happened.

"You are fools. Very well, then you rot in my dungeon too!" Tekigun said. With a wave of its paw, the girls found themselves chained to the wall of a dungeon. Opposite them in cages were their animals. In between the two of them was Tekigun.

"Well, where is your precious saving spell now?" Tekigun asked, mocking his opponents. They didn't quite like this.

"So, how to torture you first? Water torture? The rack?" He then paused, and stared at the girls.

"Well, speaking of racks, you three could really use a nice set of boobs. You bunch look like you're too young - let's see what you'll look like at 18." Tekigun said. After waving his hands, the girls looked no different.

"Jeez, couldn't you bozos find some girls with decent racks!? Even at 18, their chests are as flat as a pancake!" Tekigun said.

"Way to boost our self-confidence." Shiratori said sarcastically.

"A woman is more than what is on her chest." Ah-kun said. Tekigun merely hit Ah-kun with a magical bolt. This singed Ah-kun's feathers.

"Shut up! Nobody asked you!" Tekigun said.

"He's right you know. You probably couldn't get a girlfriend because of that attitude of yours." Shiratori said.
Tekigun gave Shiratori a hearty bitchslap.

"I said shut up! You bimbos are hardly worth my time!" Tekigun said. While h was distracted, Ah-kun, Ka-kun and Na-kun found they could stick their legs through the bottom of the cage and lift it up. They did this and advanced on their foe. Tekigun reacted instinctively and threw the cage at the girls. The cage ended up hitting them in the stomach. It didn't hurt much, but the cage caught he girls' skirts and panties, tearing them off their bodies. Three hot, tight, eager gashes were exposed, much to the girls' horror. However, fortune smiled upon them. Tekigun, seeing their luscious cunts uncovered went wide-eyed. He then got a nosebleed and went down.

"Wonderful. We beat him through degrading ourselves." Shiratori said.

"Hey, a win's a win." Ah-kun said. He was drooling uncontrollably at the sight of three tight snatches, as were the other animals.

"Now how do we get out of this?" Sumi asked.

"You just need to recite the words 'Chouhen mo benben takenotsue itadakemsu!'" Ka-kun said.

"That means 'Give me that long, hard rod,' doesn't it?" Sumi asked.
"All right, let's try it." Ink said.
"Anything's better than having a bunch of perverts staring at my pussy." Shiratori said.

"Chouhen mo benben takenotsue itadakemsu!" They all said at once. They then found their wands in their hands. A spell later, they were free, and then restored their panties and skirts. (After one or two misfires.)

"Well, that's better. Now, how do we take care of him?" Shiratori asked.

"We need to put an end to the magic draining. First, get us out of this cage and then we'll destroy the magic device. Then together we can send this creep back to where he belongs!" Ah-kun said.

"Do we have to?" Sumi asked.

"Yes you have to!" Ka-kun snapped at her.

"Dang." Shiratori said. They then freed the animals.

"That's better. Now, there should be some kind of jar or vase that's being protected." Ah-kun said. They left the area and entered a darkened hallway.

"Hey... What's that burning smell?" Ka-kun said. He then realized that his tail was on fire.

"AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!! PUT IT OUT!! PUT IT OUT!!!" Ka-kun shouted as he ran down the hallway.

"Stop drop and roll!" Shiratori shouted at the flaming cat. Ka-kun did so and smothered out the fire.

"Ah... That's better..." Ka-kun said.

"Meh. Just as clueless as ever." A voice behind them said. They turned around to see Tekigun there. He now had a clothespin on his nose.

"Very cute. You thought you could defeat me so easily, did you?" Tekigun said.

"Go on, girls. We'll hold him off!" Ah-kun said. The girls took their cue and ran. Tekigun waved his hand and a large block of stone started lowering in the hallway. The girls ran toward it, and dove to get past it. Unfortunately, Shiratori was a bit slower than the others were. She slid sideways, and ended up getting her skirt caught underneath the block. She tried to pull it free, but ended up tearing her skirt to pieces.

"We really need to get clothing that doesn't tear so easily." Shiratori said.

"Come on. We need to find that thing that's collecting magic." Ink said. So they walked onward and came to a room that had a jar sitting in a corner. However, between that jar and them were two very vicious-looking beasts. They resembled wolves, only they were much larger, their teeth sharper and their look meaner.

"That must be the jar!" Ink said.

"Look out!" Shiratori said as she tackled Ink. Microseconds later, one of the beasts narrowly missed hitting the two of them. The fight was on. The other beast attacked Sumi, who ran like crazy. The beast was much faster though, and pounced on her. The other beast had pounced upon Ink.

"Shiratori! Get to the jar!" Ink said as she struggled to keep the wolf from biting her. Shiratori scrambled to the jar and grabbed it.

"I got it!" Shratori said. The two beasts then attacked Shiratori, who dropped the jar. It shattered upon hitting the floor, and the pieces went everywhere. Shiratori and the two beasts got shards of it stuck in their skin. However, a bright rainbow appeared from the jar's broken shards. It seemed to fill everyone with magic. Ink and Suni were able to capture the beasts with magical cages. The beasts slowly transformed back into their original appearances. This consisted of two kawaii little dogs. The dogs started crying, as they still had the shards embedded in their skin.

"Aw, you poor things. You're hurt..." Sumi said as she stood up. She and Ink waved their wands, the shards disappeared and the dogs were healed.

"You could have healed me too, you know." Shiratori said arrogantly. She then waved her wand and was healed.

"We have to get back to Ah-kun and the others." Ink said.

"Must we?" Shiratori asked.

"They gave us our powers. It's the least we can do for them." Sumi replied.

"Let's go! Ikimashou!" Ink said.

Back with Ah-kun, Ka-Kun and Tekigun, Tekigun was beating the other animals pretty badly. Ah-kun was out cold, and Ka-Kun was hurting. Na-Kun wasn't doing much better.

"You have no hope! Surrender and I will make your deaths only excruciatingly painful!" Tekigun said.

"Never!" Na-kun said. That's when Ink, Sumi and Shiratori entered. Ink managed to blast Tekigun with a powerful bolt, sending the evil koala reeling.

"What the --!?" Tekigun said.

"You've lost, Tekigun!" Sumi said as the tip of her hair formed the Japanese emoticon for being angry.

"We've smashed your magic stealing jar! Right now, magic is pouring back across the land!" Ink said. Shiratori merely zapped Tekigun with another bolt, sending the critter down.

"Everyone! Form a circle around him!" Na-kun said. They did so and began to chant.

"Return portal! Fukki porta!" They chanted. A portal opened beneath Tekigun and then swallowed him. It closed when they stopped chanting, which was after Tekigun was swallowed by the portal.

"There, he's now back to the dimension from where we banished him." Ka-kun said. Suddenly, they found themselves in a dark alley near Nao-kun's home. The sun had just finished setting, and it was starting to get dark.

"Well, we managed to fend of that problem. However, when we met again, it shall be as enemies." Ka-kun said to Ah-kun. With that, Sumi and Ka-kun flew away.

"We too must leave." Na-kun said. He and Shiratori left as well.

"Well kid, it's just you and me now." Ah-kun said.

"Oh my God! Nao-kun! I don't want to be late to tutor him in Japanese!" Ink said. She waved her wand and the wings picked her up. She then flew to Nao-kun's apartment.

"Maybe she won't come tonight?" Nao wondered aloud. Ink then flew in and crashed into Nao. They ended up on the balcony floor with her lying on top of him. Ink then quickly scrambled to her feet.

"Oh! Nao-kun! Are you okay?" Ink asked.

"Ooh... I thought I felt like I was in paradise for a moment..." Nao said. He then stood up and opened the door.

"I'm ready for tonight's lesson." Nao said.

A bit later, Nao and Ink were studying Japanese.

"So after an explanation is given, one uses the particle no plus da or desu. Usually with desu, the no becomes n and sometimes this is done with da. Occasionally, one may see no without da or desu." Nao-kun said.

"Yea! You got it!" Ink said. In more ways than one, she thought.

"I owe you a lot. You've turned my grades around in Japanese." Nao-kun said with a smile.

"It's all right, Nao-kun." Ink replied.

"I was wondering something..." Nao-kun started. However, as bad luck would have it, Ah-kun entered holding a hentai magazine. This one had a very hot babe alien spacegirl showing off her tight ass.

"OH WOW! YOU GOT THAT LIMITED EDITION DOUJINSHI WITH SPACE GIRL DAARAN IN IT!" Ah-kun shouted excitedly. Nao-kun turned red as a beet with embarrassment. He quickly pulled the comic away from Ah-kun and put it away.

"Hey! I never said you could go through my stuff!" Nao-kun said. "That's it! You leave now!"

"What is a doujinshi?" Ink asked. She had heard the word but didn't know its meaning.

"Erm... It's nothing important." Nao said. He then pushed Ah-kun out to the balcony.

"Well, it's time for me to go. I'll see you tomorrow evening." Ink said.

-To be Continued-

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Moetan Corner!

Sumi sat at the desk, all smiles and happiness.

"This time on Moetan corner, we have the following sentence: 'The hentai manga is worth buying.' Translated into Japanese, it reads: 'Manga hentai tarite kaimasu.'" Sumi said.

"Well, that's all for this chapter. See you in the next one!" Sumi said.

-To be Continued-