Chang-an University

A/N: I got a few reviews and it seems like people wanted me to continue this, so here goes….
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Ugh, why the fuck am I up this early? It’s only 9AM. Ew the whole room smells and that bastard is already up too. Great, when the hell do I get any time alone?

“Yo man, sorry if anything weird happened last night. I don’t remember a thing except throwing up all night.” Gojyo explained.

“THAT MEANS YOU HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT YOU DID LAST NIGHT! YOU’RE A FUCKING RAPIST!”

“Huh? Wha-? What did I do?” Gojyo asked, confused.

“LAST NIGHT YOU CAME IN SHITFACED AND YOU TRIED TO FUCKING RAPE ME!”

“What did I do?” Gojyo asked.

“YOU FUCKING CAME IN AND GOT ON TOP OF ME AND REPEATEDLY TOLD ME TO FUCK YOU”

“Oh fuck! I’m sorry man, I had no idea, I was drunk.” Gojyo apologized.

“I CAN’T WAIT TO GET A FUCKING SINGLE ROOM AND GET AWAY FROM YOU!”

Ugh, I can’t believe he doesn’t fucking remember what he did. He’s a fucking drunk pervert who needs to get his ass kicked.

“Hey I’m really sorry. Next time I get drunk I’ll sleep in someone else’s room. I didn’t know that I was going to do that.” Gojyo explained.

“Whatever just keep the fuck away from me.”

Ugh I’ll just ignore him. I have to go get my textbooks from the bookstore anyway.

“Hey I’m going to get something to eat, I’ll see you later.” Gojyo stated.

“Whatever”

Every time he walks away I have to see his very attractive ass. It almost makes me want to forgive him for trying to rape me last night. Not that I didn’t want it, but I can’t give in. WHAT THE FUCK AM I THINKING!? I’M NOT FUCKING GAY AND THAT IDIOT IS AN ASSHOLE! Even if I was gay, why the hell would I fuck him? Ugh, I need to meditate and clear my head. I’ll just get my books and then I’ll come back. The asshole will probably be trying to pick up some slut.

“Hi!” a rather short brown haired boy said.

“What do you want?”

“I’m just saying hi, I’m trying to meet new people. Do you wanna get breakfast with me, I’m SO hungry” the brown haired kid asked.

“No get the hell away from me, I have to get my textbooks and then I’m going back to my dorm.”

“Please?! I don’t like eating by myself and I like you!” the brown haired kid begged.

“No, get away. Who the hell are you anyway?”

“Oh yeah! My name’s Goku!” Goku announced.

“Whatever, leave me alone, I have to get my books.”

Ugh this stupid monkey keeps bothering me and he’s so damn persistent. Stupid brat.

“Aren’t you too young to be in college?”

“Umm, actually I’m a lot older than I look.” Goku explained.

“How old are you?”

“I’m actually 500 years old” Goku stated.

“Hn, yeah right.”

“No, really it’s true!” Goku exclaimed.

“Whatever, leave me alone I’m going to get my books”

“Wait! I’ll come with you! I need to get my books too!” Goku decided.

Ugh this damn brat is so annoying. He better not follow me everywhere.

“Do what you want”

“Yayyyyyyyy! I’ll come get my books with you!” Goku cheered!

“Hn.”

Why is he following me? I’ll just get my books and go back to my room and I’ll ignore him. He’ll probably get bored of me and leave.

“So, what’s your name?” Goku asked.

“None of your business, but if you must know it’s Sanzo.”

“Sanzo? That’s a cool name!”

“Ch.”

Ok I’m done getting books, now I’m going to head back to my room and maybe go back to sleep. Or maybe I’ll meditate and clear my head of these stupid thoughts.

“Ok! Now we’re done with books! Will you PLEASE come eat with me?” Goku asked.

“I’m not hungry and I need to go back to my room.”

“I’ll come with you! Who’s your roommate? Is he cool?”

“Ch, and my roommate is a fucking drunk pervert asshole”

“Really? Maybe he won’t be in there then.”

“That’s what I’m hoping for”

Why is this kid following me? Doesn’t he have his own room and his own roommates? Doesn’t he have someone better to follow? Whatever he’ll get bored of me and leave me alone.

“Wow, your room is big! My dorm is really small. But why are there hentai posters everywhere?”

“Shut up, I was supposed to get a single and then the res life office messed up and I ended up with a pervert for a roommate.”

“Oh, well I have a single, I’ll switch with you after the 2 weeks. I like living with other people.”

“Good but you better not change your mind after meeting this asshole”

Now I have a switch, I just have to get through these 2 weeks. I’ll go to class and then I’ll spend all day in the library where it’s quiet and where no one will bother me. This is so fucking stupid. Why did that brat get a single while I ended up getting fucked over.

“Oi, you. Why did you end up with a single?”

“I dunno, I even asked for roommates. They won’t let me live with anyone cause they think I’m dangerous for some reason.”

Dangerous? Who is this kid? He’s not dangerous, he’s just a brat.

“Oi! Sanzo, how’s it going?” Gojyo asked while walking into the room.

“Fine.”

“Hey, who’s the kid? Do you have a secret life or something?” Gojyo asked.

“What the hell are you talking about?”

“Oh, hi! I’m Goku! I met Sanzo while I was walking to the cafeteria.” Goku explained.

“Well hey monkey! Wanna go grab some lunch?” Gojyo asked.

“Yeah! I’m really hungry! Wanna come Sanzo?”

“Ch, I’m not hungry. Go away”

“C’mon let’s go Gojyo!” Goku urged.

“You sure Sanzo? I haven’t seen you eat anything since I’ve been here.” Gojyo asked.

“Yeah, whatever, go.”

Good, now they’re gone and I can sleep.

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“Oi Sanzo! Why are you sleeping? We have a hall meeting” Gojyo yelled.

“Ugh fuck, go away”

“We have to go to the hall meeting, let’s go.” Gojyo explained.

“Whatever”

Ugh I forgot about this fucking meeting.

“Hello everyone and welcome to Chang-an University!” Hakkai announced, “I hope you’ve all enjoyed your first day and I hope you all had an easy move in process. Classes start the day after tomorrow and I’m sure you’re all very excited to get started with them. If you could all sign this paper and then be on your way. I just need to see that you’re all here. So good luck with classes and have fun!”

Good, that stupid meeting is over. It’s about 8, I’ll get back to the room and organize for my classes and then go to sleep. Tomorrow I have to go get my laptop from the computer center.

“Hey Sanzo, I’m going out with a bunch of people, wanna come?” Gojyo asked

“What makes you think that I would want to come out with you?”

“Free booze.” Gojyo answered.

“Whatever I’ll come, just leave me alone to my drinking.”

Tonight is going to be hell, but I’ll get through it once and then he’ll never bother me again.

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Wow, this is a huge party, I don’t think I’ve ever seen this much alcohol anywhere except a liquor store. I’ll drink as much as I can, get drunk and then leave. I actually feel the alcohol kicking in.

“Oi, Sanzo we’re playing truth or dare. Everyone that’s here has to play” Gojyo announced.

“I’m not playing that stupid game.”

“Yes you are, you’re already drunk, if you drink anymore you won’t remember what happens tomorrow anyway.” Gojyo smirked.

“Whatever”

“C’mon Sanzo!” Goku cheered.

“You’re here too?”

“Of course, Gojyo invited me today during lunch.” Goku explained.

“Hn.”

“Ok, everyone knows how to play right?” Gojyo asked. No reply. “Ok good, I don’t have to teach anyone. The rules are no one gets pregnant, and no one dies. The one to the left of me will start first and then we’ll go counter clockwise. If you refuse to answer a question or do a dare you have to pick someone else to take a shot. Everyone got it?”

“Yeah” was a unanimous reply.

“Ok, Kou, that means you’re first” Gojyo explained.

“Hmm… Shien, truth or dare?” Kou asked

“Dare.” Shien answered.

“Ok, I dare you to actually open your eyes for once” Kou replied.

“That’s stupid, but ok” Shien answered while opening his eyes.

“Ok, I’m next” Yaone announced, “Koushu, truth or dare?”

“Dare” Koushu answered.

“I dare you to take of your shirt and run around in circles” Yaone replied, “Also if you don’t do it everyone has to take a shot”

“I’m not taking off my clothes” Koushu replied, “Everyone is just going to have to take a shot”

“Now it’s my turn” Lirin replied, “Goku, truth or dare?”

“Umm… truth” Goku replied.

“How big is your dick?” Lirin asked.

“Wha-! I don’ thave to answer that!” Goku yelled.

“Yes you do! If you don’t you have to make someone take a shot!” Lirin yelled back.

“Fine, Sanzo, take a shot. I’m not answering that!” Goku replied.

“Whatever” I grunted.

I’m really drunk already, and now I have to take another shot. This game is stupid, I should just leave. I’m slurring my words, this isn’t good.

“I’m next” I half slurred.

“Haha, Sanzo’s drunk already!” Goku laughed.

“Yaone, truth or dare?”

“Dare” Yaone answered.

“I dare you to sit naked for the rest of the game” I slurred.

“Ok, fine” Yaone replied.

“Good one Sanzo! I guess there is a little bit of pervert in you” Gojyo chuckled, “Or maybe it’s just because you’re drunk. Now it’s my turn. Kou, truth or dare?”

“Truth” Kou replied.

“What’s your favorite sex position?” Gojyo asked.

“That’s an easy one, doggy style.” Kou answered. “And now it’s my turn again. Sanzo, truth or dare?”

“Dareeeeeee” I yelled.

I’m so fucking drunk I don’t even know how I can think straight anymore. I drank around 12 beers and 4 shots before the game and then I had to take another 2. I’m sooooo drunk.

“I’m soooooooo drunk!!! I’ll do anything!!!” I yelled.

“Fine, I dare you to make out with Gojyo. “ Kou dared.

“Yeahhhhh I will, he’s the biggest asshole ever, but I’d love to fuck his asshole.” I slurred. “Aieahnvue, haueavu. Come here Gojyo.”

“Maybe we shouldn’t do this, Sanzo is too drunk” Gojyo said. “Even though I really want to” Gojyo thought to himself.

“I don’t careeee I’ll do it anyway because you’re so fucking hotandIneedtofuckyousohard.” I slurred.

“Ok whatever then, you probably won’t remember tomorrow” Gojyo lied.

I can’t belive I’m kissing Gojyo. I really wanted this. I’ve been trying to push the gay thoughts out of my head for the last few days. I guess he wants it too, maybe he’ll fuck me too.

“Ok, you guys can stop now.” Goku said. “Guys? You can stop.”

“I don’t want to”Gojyo said through my lips. “I know he’s drunk, but he might really want me.” Gojyo thought to himself.

“Helloooooooooooo to the face suckers, you can stop” Lirin whined.

“Ok, we’re done.” Gojyo replied while pulling away.

“That was really hot guys.” Yaone blushed.

“Yeah yeaecha thanksssss” I slurred. “I wanna lleave, I need to sleep. I don’t wanna sleep I wanna nap. I really need to do that ok?”

“Umm, sure Sanzo, I’ll bring you back to the room” Gojyo answered. “Can you walk?”

“NOOOOOOOO!” I yelled.

“Ok, ok, I’ll have to carry you” Gojyo complained.

Hmm… it feels so nice being wrapped in Gojyo’s arms. Maybe it will stay that way forever. I can sleep here forever… I need to sleep….
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A/N: What happens to drunk Sanzo? What happens when they get back to the room? I apologize for making Sanzo so OOC while he was drunk. I just thought it would be funny. So please, please, please review and let me know how I’m doing! Thanks!!!