Every Man Needs a Good Pounding

Truthfully, Hibari didn’t know when exactly had he started to have sex with men.

As the matter of fact, he didn’t even know why he had started to have sex with men.

It had all started one boring day, when he hadn’t had a clue of what to do. He had felt like getting off in a way other than masturbation just to entertain himself, but he hadn’t had the slightest bit of interest in females—they were always in groups, and it annoyed him. Not to mention, most were talkative and emotional, and worse, they often made a big deal out of connecting sex with feelings. Hibari had seen what happened to his subordinates whenever they had gotten themselves a woman. They would become tied up by these so called bonds and had consequently lost all freedom. Hibari hated the idea of restriction. Too much trouble from one meaningless night.

Thus, in order to counter the problem, he had come up with the bright idea of having sex with men—stupid herbivores who had actually begged to have him penetrate their weak, herbivore bodies.

Afterward, he'd had a blast out of making herbivores suffer and writhe. It became an addiction.

…An addiction that was losing taste, for, once again, Hibari had found himself encountering the problems he had thought he would not encounter: those herbivores wanted something more than sex. Worse, those herbivores were so weak and boring that they had begun to annoy him.

Hibari had been in the middle of seriously considering his withdrawal from the homosexual society when he had felt the eyes of that man.

At first, Hibari had planned to ignore the man if he had not made any move. However, for some reason, Hibari had found himself drawn towards those strangely colored eyes.

He had smelled challenge. Something had made his blood boil with excitement.

But this? This was too much. This wasn’t the challenge that he had been looking for.


“If you don’t relax, it’ll be one painful ride…for you, of course.”

Pain? Hibari wasn’t scared of pain at all. He had figured it probably felt good, because all those herbivores he had topped before had always come back for more.

However.

It didn’t mean that Hibari was interested in letting someone penetrate him. He was no herbivore.

“You’ll regret this,” he hissed. “I’ll chop off your ridiculous pineapple head and bury it in my garden.”

Again, that annoyingly odd chuckle sounded. “The only person who’d regret would be you if you do that—you have no idea what you’re missing out on.”

“Do I look like I care?” Hibari narrowed his eyes when he felt Mukuro probe his opening with slick fingers, massaging his nerves. It did feel good. But that wasn’t the point. “I only need to get rid of my pressure—I’m not a sex-craving maniac.”

“Oya oya,” Mukuro sighed, sounding as though he thought Hibari were an alien. “Are you even living? Where’s the fun in life when you don’t even enjoy yourself?”

Now to this, Hibari smirked. “The fun in life is when I get to bite herbivores like you to death.”

Mukuro was probably returning the smirk as he rubbed the tip of his member against Hibari. “Well, once you experience what you are about to experience, I daresay you will have a whole new view on the joys of life.”

Hibari was going to give a biting retort until he felt the tip of Mukuro enter him and had all the breath stolen from his lungs. It was only the tip, he told himself. Yet, the feeling of being stretched…it burned.

“Relax,” Mukuro coaxed, spreading Hibari’s ass further as he pushed in slowly.

Reluctantly, Hibari did just that. It was uncomfortable, and it did have an unpleasant sting that did not help his ego at all. Either way, it was too late to turn back. Mukuro had officially made it to the top of Hibari’s hit list. There was no point in making things even more difficult. Taking a deep breath, Hibari couldn’t believe that he was actually listening to that stupid pineapple’s calming voice as that herbivore's cock slid inside, filling him completely.

It was so hot.

“I’ll kill you…I swear I will shred you into pieces,” Hibari found himself muttering into the sofa. Sweat trickled down his back as he tried to concentrate on relaxing his body, breathing deeply as he shivered to think about what was going to happen next.

The last thing he needed was for other people to know that this sort of absurd joke had happened.

His mind soon became filled with plans of getting rid of evidence, and he had almost forgotten about his pathetic situation until that damn pineapple-head moved.

He gasped out of shock, wincing as the hot thickness pulled out only to push back in.

“Kufufu…you’re so…tight, little bird…sorry if it’s uncomfortable right now,” pineapple-head murmured as he stroked Hibari’s member, pumping the hilt with skilled fingers.

“…You don’t…sound sorry at all…” Hibari managed, his nails biting into his palms. More pain ensued as a result of his tension and he hissed agony.

“Nh…not so tight,” Mukuro groaned, bending over, his long hair tickling Hibari. Hibari could feel the man’s breath warming his already heated neck. “Come on, Hibari…cooperate a little more…”

“Why…should I?” gasped Hibari, even though he forced himself to relax again. “You…you should just pull out…a...and give up…”

He was answered with an increasingly infuriating laugh. “I won’t. I’m determined to open your eyes to the wonders of this world.” He started to pump into Hibari again, this time hitting something incredible and sending a tingling sensation throughout Hibari’s nerves.

It was unlike anything. He felt the pleasure pulse throughout his entire body, heating it up even more. He bit his lips and moaned involuntarily, savoring the strangely wonderful sensation.

“Like what you feel?” pineapple-head asked smugly as he continued thrusting with precision, sending continuous bliss that permeated through Hibari’s body.

“Shut up or I’ll bite you to death,” Hibari huffed, closing his eyes to extract the most out of Mukuro’s movement. He shifted to a more comfortable position. “If you’re so…intent on showing me exactly…why every man…ngh...needs a…a good pounding,” Hibari continued jaggedly, “work harder.”

When the herbivore decided to increase pace, Hibari choked on his voice. He buried his face into the leather sofa, back bowing and knees trembling. Torrents of unbelievably good feelings kept spreading throughout his body, he was so hard and so close to reaching the peak of pleasure. Mukuro's spar hand felt incredible, gripping Hibari’s erection with just the right amount of pressure and touching the right spots.

Hibari had never known it was possible to feel pleasure from two locations at once—it was heavenly.

“Feel good?”

“…Sh…shut up…” Hibari panted.

He had been missing out.

But he didn’t need to be reminded of it.

“I’m surprised…you could take it in…so naturally…on your first try,” Mukuro ignored Hibari, tickling Hibari’s shoulder with his breath.

“Aah…!” Another plunge sent stars into Hibari’s eyes and he felt like he was ready to come. Just a little bit more…

“You feel so wonderfully tight…” groaned the herbivore, pumping faster.

“I said sh—” Hibari couldn’t finish. He couldn't breathe, actually.

White, hot juice spurted from his cock, and waves of pleasure flooded him with unbelievable force. Even after his climax receded, he could still feel the tingling bliss linger in his nerves.

It was incredible.



“…Well?”

Hibari stared at the long locks of blue hair, tugging them into tangled braids. “…It’s not so bad,” he replied calmly after thinking hard.

“Think there’ll be a next time?” the blue pineapple-head asked hopefully as he watched Hibari get up.

“…Next time, I’ll even the score,” Hibari said with a smirk.

…He’d show that damn pineapple the true meaning of “a good pounding”.









End?

(In case no one has noticed, yeah, the jokes in the first half was supposed to be referencing to Mukuro's theme song (SAMBAAAA! Samba...Brazil. See the connection? XDDD And the drink Mukuro ordered is Brazil's national drink. =P I was thinking of Pina Colada for the Pineapple ingredient...but then Pina Colada is too much of a girl's drink, this wasn't supposed to be a crack fic so yeah...)