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Chapter 19: Having more kids.
Truth or Dare (Kouga’s Girl style A very Evil giggle)
Chapter 19: Having more kids.
(Hi I am back if you remember we stop after I made Joey my 2nd mate and we did it to hope I get to carry his child well it’s 3 mouths later and I am carrying his child so lets get to the game.)
Kouga\'s girl: Joey you can stop rubbing my bally i know you all happy that you are going to be a daddy all but my bully is stating to burn.
Tai: didn’t think Joey ever wanted to be a daddy.
Joey: hey what do you mean? You can ask Tristan i told him one thing in life i wanted to have was to be a daddy.
Tai: since when?
Joey: well for a long time maybe two years.
Kouga\'s girl: oh by the way i forgot i have two new guests coming they should be here any minute
(Door ball rings.)
Tai: Whom are you adding to the party now?
Kouga\'s girl: oh that would them now (start to struggle try to get up.) shit Joey gives me a hand here
Joey: ok ready one two threeee (Joey pulls up off the sofa.)
Kouga\'s girl: let\'s welcome Pegasus and Seto Kaiba.
Joey: Pegasus you are joking right the malleum eye well suck out everyone soles.
Tai: you don’t know bakara stole the eye from him?
Joey: oh ya what do you call that on his face.
Kouga\'s girl: oh yes that hand it over pegy you not getting in my house that thing now you have till the count of three or let Kouga eat you (Kouga flashes his fags and smiles.) and he well do it.
Pegasus (steps back a bit spooked): ok fine just keep that wolf any form me.
Sato: if you think i going to hand over my brief case don\'t count on it you dump girl.
Tai: all that in the briefcase all duel monster cards.
Joey: hey don\'t talk to my fiancée like that ass hole
Sato (looks like some just kick him in the nuts.): did you just say fiancée?
Joey: ya I said fiancée.
Sato (still looking a little pale): how did a mutt like you get a fiancée you are a dork.
Joey: ya I do and stop calling me mutt.
Sato: you are a liar if I have ever seen one.
Tai: actually he\'s not
Joey: she is my fiancée
Sato: ya right so how much Joey pay you guys to try and fool me
Tai: actually no she asked him about 3 months ago
Kouga\'s girl: that I did and I take and I don\'t like you using the word mutt.
Tai: Seto has always called Joey a mutt
Kouga\'s girl: ya well I don\'t care if am knock up he uses it one more time and put my foot in his ass.
Joey: hey Hun doesn’t get up set you don\'t want hurt our baby do you.
Sato: wait did he say his and her\'s baby.
Tai: yes he did
Pegasus: she going to have Joey boy\'s kid I am confused as how some like him was able to find a girl to have his kids I mean he so dory.
Sato: I am having a hard time beveling this.
Tai: she sees something you two obviously don’t
Kouga\'s girl: you know I see a cute guy with a big heart I don\'t see that dork you guy keep talking about.
Yami, Yugi: Hey knock if Pegasus it you two Sato.
Sato: Ahhhhhhhhhhhh there\'s two Yugi’s
Pegasus: I think my eyes are play games with me I see two Yugi boy\'s.
Tai: Seto may not believe this being the incurable skeptic he is but you see Yugi and spirit of the millennium puzzle, Yami
Sato: how can this be I must be dreaming the mutt having little mutts and two Yugi’s
(Everyone can hear me growling)
Tai: stop with the mutt comments Seto
Sato: I hear growling
(Tai points to kouga\'s girl)
Sato: Ahhh what in hell dones she have fangs and claws.
Tai: yes she is half demon.
Sato: ya right half demon right she just some dumb girl that using fake stuff to look like that
Tai: oh right skeptic. I can prove demons exist
Sato: prove it then.
Tai (smiles) k rich boy I would love to hear you explain this.
(Tai transforms into demon form right there.)
Sato: omg then you are a demon too I can\'t ague with that.
Tai: oh my god did the great Seto Kaiba just admit he was wrong???
Tai: everyone heard that right?
Everyone: ya.
Sato: I still don\'t belie that Joey going to married and having a mu I mean baby.
Joey: oh man what in god name dose it take to prove it to you
Tai: didn’t we go to the hospital and have those tests done?
Kouga’s girl: ya hold on there in the drawer.
(I waddle two the drawer and pull out the papers go back slam the paper in Sato chest.)
Sato: owwwwwwwwwwwww what was that for?
Kouga\'s girl: for being ass hole.
Tai: he always an asshole.
Sato: did you have rum the papers in my chest like that it may leave a bruise?
Tai: oh come on Seto you\'re tougher than that
Joey: ahaha you are a wuss.
Sato: I am not a wuss you dumb mutt.
Kouga\'s girl: THAT IT SATO KAIBA I GOING GET A SWITCH OFF MY WEEPING WHILLO TREE AND USE IT ON YOU ASS.
Sato: you wouldn’t would you?
Tai: we have tape of her doing that to someone
(Joey looks over shacking his head no.)
Tristan: um were did Kouga\'s girl go.
Joey: I think she getting a weeping willow switch.
Tai: probably to go outside to a switch to beat Kaiba’s ass
(Joey and Tristan both cringe at the thought.)
Sato: ya right she just joking she would never do that.
Tai: Seto I would apologize quickly and profusely you have not seen demon rage.
Sato: she is just a girl her rage can\'t be that bad right.
Tai: you want to see the tape of the last people who said that?
Sato: ya I mean she just a girl let\'s see that.
Tai (finds the tape of kouga\'s girl\'s rage against Joey and Tristan and plays it for Seto): just watch.
Sato: holy god that Joey and Tristan um her eyes just turned red.
Tai: yeah that’s against Joey the guy she likes. She would probably kill you
Sato: omg is that what she planning on doing to my ass.
(i come back holding the switch and before Sato can say word i grab him put him over my rip the back of his pants out and start beating his ass with the weeping willow switch.)
Tai: yep she\'s only a girl she can’t do anything
Sato: owowow (starts cry) stop I sorry I am sorry just stop wwaaaaaaaaa.
Tai (grabs kouga\'s girl\'s hand): stop
Kouga\'s girl: sorry my hormones are a bit out of whack right now.
Tai: yeah we know I think Seto deserved it anyway
(Sato stands up show Tai his ass by mistake.)
Tai: damn Seto I didn’t know you had such a nice ass.
Joey: how can you see it past all that red hehe haha.
Tai: imagine how much better it will look when it’s not red.
Joey: hey I am not gay.
Tai: well duh.
Sato: hey stop looking at my ass it hurt right now it fills like it\'s on fire.
Tai: yeah it will for a while.
Sato: grate so now I got to suffer what did I do to desert this
Tai: you called Joey a mutt repeatedly.
Sato: oh ya.
Tai: whose turn is it?
Kouga\'s girl: um Joey’s.
Joey: Sato truth or dare.
Tai: this should be good
Sato: Dare.
Joey: i dare you to strip and run into our school it\'s right next door to here
Sato: but i can\'t do that tea in there
Tai: yes you can because you\'re going to
Sato: ok fine jerk.
(We all walk out side and watch as Sato removes his clothes.)
Sato: oh man it\'s cold do i have to this.
Tai: yes you have to do this
Joey: haha you’re a peewee hhaha.
Tristan: omg you’re right hehe haha so much for you boosting to the girl about big shaft hehe.
Sato: hey it\'s cold out here damn it.
Yugi: hehe i don\'t think the cold has any thing to do with it.
Tai: yugi? We’re corrupting you
Yami: I am sorry but it\'s cold but you got major shrinkage.
Sato: haha.
Tai: why don’t you run and get this over with?
Kouga\'s girl: yugi was that you damn boy you learning some bad tarts around here.
(Sato takes off runny into the school as we watch we tea run out of the school are red in the face and we can some girl giggle other yelling at him and some trying give him there number and we can the guy yell and laugh at him we see him runny about to were we are all sweaty and hot.)
Sato: there you happy tea thinks i am a pervert.
Tai: does it matter what they think?
(Tai looks over the crowd and sees a familiar face. one of weevil Underwood.)
Joey: look isn’t that weevil
(Tai gets the big evil smile)
Tai: would anybody object if i ate him?
(Every talks for a minute.)
Everyone: NO GO AHEAD.
Tai does a double take : you\'re serious? i can kill him and drink his blood?
Everyone: ya he\'s real pain in the ass
Kouga\'s girl: can you just do out of our view.
Tai: Jin wants to come and share him?
Weevil: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH IT\'S DEMON I TOLD YOU ABOUT HE GOING TO EAT MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE (starts to run away yelling for help.) GET AWAY GET AWAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jin: let\'s go have a shack.
Tai: that’s why i love you. Jin.
(Tai fly’s after weevil.)
(Jin lands in front of him and grabs him and i come up
Tai: you\'re not getting away this time little one you\'re enough of a meal for just us two
Weevil: GET AWAY WHAT DID I DO TO YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tai: you\'re an evil human being that’s what draws demons to your presence
(Weevil pisses his pants.)
Tai (cuts weevil\'s clothes off with his claws): that’s better that’s how i remember you
Jin: you look like a nice little shack.
Tai: doesn’t he though? His blood is tasty (Tai scratches weevil high up on the thigh again and tastes his blood): still tasty
Tai (strokes weevil\'s shaft a few times) : blood tastes better with sex hormones spicing it.
Tai (strokes until weevil is hard). Ready Jin?
Weevil: wha are you going to do (crying in fear.)
Jin: i more then ready i starving
Tai: separate this from your body and drink the blood that flows out. Make sure no one hears him scream Jin.
Weevil: No any thing but that please.
Jin: oh i love it when food bags.
Tai: yes think i should leave his manhood?
Jin: yes i don\'t like all noise makes it hard to enjoy the meal.
Tai: he\'s going to scream anyway
Tai: you could always cut his throat and drink from there in peace
Jin: yes well i think i well then you can do what you want he can\'t scream.
Tai: ok then you get the honors.
(Jin flaxes claws and put on agent Weevil throat and jams in cutting his voice box half rip his claw arrest his neck ripping it open but make sure not to hit the juggler.)
Jin: his blood is sooooo tasty.
(Tai takes his claws up through the sensitive flesh cleanly separating weevil\'s genitals from his body and then drinks the blood that comes pouring out.)
Joey (watching from the hill with everyone.): oh man tell me he did just rip off what i think he ripped off mine hurt just seeing that damn Kouga\'s girl: oh ya he ripped off what you thought is was.
(Joey turns pale and faints.)
Kouga\'s girl: Joey hey (turns around all the guy have passed out.)
Kouga\'s girl: wimps.
Tai and jin drink weevil\'s blood until it stops flowing: what do you think should be done with the body?
Jin: um i don\'t know i can\'t eat another bit
Tai: yes that was a good meal. But should we leave the trash (referring to weevil\'s dead body) for the humans to pick up?
Jin: i don\'t know don\'t you think they may get um censured about a dead body.
Tai: yeah hey go up to the springs and ask hiei to come here. Let’s ask him to burn the body since he is a fire demon.
(Jin flies up to the springs.)
Jin hiei can you come down and burn this body for us.
Hiei: ya sure give me a lift.
(Jin fly’s hiei back to the Tai and the dead body of weevil.)
Hiei: was nary to rip his manhood off.
Tai: yeah it was but blood tastes better with sex hormones and with more blood rushing down their best place to drink from
Hiei (roll his eyes.): ok back up i don’t want to burn you guys two.
(Tai backs up)
(Jin backs up as wall.)
Hiei: flame of darkness
(And a purple black flame appears he throws it on the body of weevil and the body quickly burns in to none thing.)
Hiei: done can we go back to the house now?
(Jin picks up Hiei and fly\'s him back to hot spring and Tai follows.)
Kouga\'s girl: so i take it your dinner was good by the blood still on you face.
Tai (licks the blood off his face): yes it was
Kouga\'s girl: you guy rad... Shit i late i have to get to the doctor for my altar sound with Joey.
Kouga: let me help you.
(Kouga picks me up and takes off to the hospital and everyone also gets into the bus and meet at the hospital.)
(tai gets in to drive and checks in the mirror to make sure he got all the blood off then drives to the hospital)
Kouga\'s girl: damn i am sooooooooo happy you are so fast(goes up to the lady at the desk) hi I’m kouga\'s girl i have altar sound to day the daddy of my baby will be in oh never mind here he is.
Joey: sorry we’re not as fast kouga there.
Doctor: hello um why you all come with me you do have a big famly don\'t you.
Kouga\'s girl: yap sure does.
tai: family isnt always blood relation
(Back in the room doing the altar sound we get a big shock.)
Doctor: um how many babies did i tell on your first allure sound.
Kouga\'s girl: i think you said 1 why.
Doctor: well i count 3 heart beets 3 seaport heart beets.
Joey: are you saying she having triplets.
Kouga\'s girl: wow Joey you have a strong seed.
Joey: oh my god i going to be the Daddy of 3 beautiful babies.
Kouga\'s girl: Tai do you see that.
Tai: that you\'re going to have triplets? Yeah i heard.
Tai: you know that gives you 5 kids.
Kouga\'s girl: and more babies for Kagome\'s mom to spore rotting.
(After the all that was done we head home.)
Kouga\'s girl: ok who turn is it.
Tai: i think seto\'s
Seto: ya it\'s my turn but i like to say some thing Joey and Kouga\'s girl i am sorry that i thought Joey was lying i now see he is telling the truth.
Tai: wow I’m impressed so you are you going to dare?
Seto: Tristan truth or dare.
Tristan: dare me peewee.
Sate: i dare you to strip and let everyone see your (thinkg maybe that will shut him up.)
Tai: we get to see little Tristan again?
Tristan: what i well um errs fine.
(Tristan stands up and removes his clothes.)
Tristan: there.
Tai: not bad
Kouga\'s girl: wow imperative Tristan.
Sato: damn it.
Kouga\'s girl: i\', sure it was just the cold that moaned look small
Sato: it was and i can prove it.
(Before anyone can stop him he take his clothes off agine.)
Tai: wow the ultimate male competition the dick-measuring contest
Kouga\'s girl: ok boys let\'s not get into a dick measuring contest.
Joey: any besides i beat ya all
Tai: little late to stop it
Sato: oh ya than prove it
Joey: fine.
(Joey removes his clothes)
Kouga\'s girl: oh boy here he go
(The 3 boys stand side by side with every thing just hanging out.)
Yami: all 3 of you are small compared with me.
Joey: ya right.
Tai: is it just human males that do this?
(Yami hops up and takes off his clothes to.)
Kouga: you humans are small compared to me.
Tai: i guess not
(Kouga hops up and remove his clothes.)
Tai: Yeah-awesome strip show! Whose next inuyasha?
Inuyasha: i can put all you to sham
Kouga\'s girl: oh come on
(Inuyasha has complied strip and i must say between him and kouga there not bad to tell i Inuyasha like 3 inches bigger than Kouga.)
Tai: can i measure?
(Yugi gets up and shocks everyone by takes off his clothes.)
Joey: you got more guts than i thought Yugi
Tai: so kohaku you going to jump in on this too?
Kohaku: no i not the shallow
Pegasus: i will thou.
(Pegasus removes his clothes and everyone bust out laughing.)
Joey: haha oh my god dude you are tiny.
Pegasus: i am not
Kohaku: hey Tai what did you do that for
Tai: because i like seeing you naked
Tai: and Pegasus you are tiny look yours is the same size as kohaku\'s
Pegasus: Damn it to hell.
Kouga\'s girl: hell Yugi is bigger than you.
Joey: so who\'s going to measure us?
Kouga\'s girl: see as that is the only to get this dick-measuring contest stop to i well do the measuring.
Tai (gets excited): i will! I will!
The guys: no!!!!!!!!!!
Kouga\'s girl: i well (tries to get down but can\'t) shit Tai you are going to have to i can\'t
The Guys: what no way not after what he did to weevil.
Tai (smiles and his eyes light up): really? Give me the measuring thing
Tai: i did that because weevil was a little jerk and i was planning on killing him anyway i don’t plan on killing any of you
The guy\'s ok
Kouga\'s girl: here the measuring tape.
Tai (takes the measuring tape): how could i do that without my claws?
Kouga\'s girl: well Tai who has it won
Tai (measures everyone): looks like inuyasha has it
Kouga\'s girl: who has 2nd and 3rd
Tai looks at her: you can pick them kouga is 2 and Joey is 3 respectively
(Kouga’s girl pulls out blue red and yellow ribbons.)
Tai: where did you get those ribbons kouga\'s girl?
Kouga\'s girl: i bout them i fingered something like would happen sooner or later so i had them made all i got to do put the names.
(Tai starts laughing)
Kouga\'s everyone: get dress then Inuyasha Kouga and Joey get over here.
Tai looks at the paper where he wrote down all the measurements and circles three of them. he then shakes his head and gives the paper to kouga\'s girl.
Tai: look at this Kouga’s girl.
Kouga\'s girl: hehe omg is that Pegasus’s messusurement compared with yugi and kohaku.
Yugi: what let me see
Kohaku: is it bad let me see
Yugi, Kohaku: omg hahaha.
Pegasus: what is it let see me?
Kouga\'s girl: hey Tai do i let me see
(Tai shows Pegasus the paper.)
Pegasus: how that possible i a full grow man their little boys
Tai: you want me measure again?
Pegasus: yes because that is wrong.
Tai: yugi, kohaku will you let me measure you again?
Yugi, kohaku: sure.
Kouga\'s girl: omg this to funny.
Tai: ok boys drop \'em.
(The Pegasus and yugi and Kohaku drop their pants so Tai and make sure he\'s right. Tai measures Pegasus first and shows him the tape measure to verify and then measures yugi and kohaku and shows Pegasus each measurement.)
Pegasus: how is possible.
Kouga\'s girl: and just think pegy Hun there still growing.
Tristan: ok it\'s my turn so Pegasus truth or dare.
Pegasus: dare me Tristan boy.
Tristan: i dare you to go out side i sing i only have a 3 inch tool.
Pegasus: why are you all so evil to me.
Tai: mainly because you were to yugi and company during your tournament.
Pegasus: why just because i used my museum eye.
Tai: to steal souls yeah.
Pegasus: ok so i used my eye to steal a soul or 2.
Tai: or 3.
Pegasus: ok so i did take 3 but i gave them back.
Tai: after you lost.
Pegasus: ya but i still gave them back.
Joey: hey doesn’t for get you nearly killed yugi in the shadow would palace.
Pegasus: ok so I read his cards.
Yami: and my mind.
Kouga\'s girl: let get this dare done with ok.
(A Pegasus hand out side goes into the middle of the street and starts to sing i have 3-inch tool and he sounds bad so i look at hiei whisper in his ear.)
Hiei: hehe i like your idea.
Kouga\'s girl: why thank you.
Tai: you guys going to kill Pegasus now?
Hiei: sure am.
Tai: have fun I’m pretty you wouldn’t waste spirit energy on that weakling.
Kouga\'s girl: hey guy we are going to stay out here for a bit it\'s nice out
Pegasus: is it my turn.
Kouga\'s girl: no because you don\'t get one for being a jerk.
Tai: let Pegasus have one turn
Kouga\'s girl: ok find Tai.
Pegasus: yay i get a turn ok um yusuke truth or dare.
Yusaka: truth. Pegasus: do you have a girl friend?
Yusuke: ya Keiko duh like everyone knows that.
Tai: that’s it? God you\'re lame Pegasus. i was wrong that was a waste of a turn.
Pegasus: well sorry.
Tai: yusuke show tiny they’re how it’s done
Yusuke: hehe tiny hehe haha ok.
Pegasus: don\'t call me tiny
Yusuke: truth or dare hiei.
Hiei: dare.
Yusuke: i dare you use dragon of darkness flame on tiny there.
Hiei: well this should be fun everyone Back up you don’t\' want to get in the line of fire with this one.
Hiei: that attack is too powerful for a baka like him but i will. (Hiei unwraps the cloth around his arm and his arm erupts into purplish black flame.)
(Hiei: dragon of darkness flame! the flame forms into a dragon shape and flies at Pegasus completely annihilating him.)
Tai: now that’s a dare! Kouga\'s girl: wow that was sweet but what are we going to do with that ash in road.
Tai: who says there is ash left?
Kouga\'s girl: shit there\'s not even that holy god that was cool.
Tai: attacks like that and humans still think they can kick demon ass.
Kouga\'s girl: ok i think we need to end for right now.
Ok wow I hope you like this give my co writer Tai some thanks he thinks up some kick ass dares we work to together to make this story ROCK! Hehe any read and review please and thank you.
Chapter 19: Having more kids.
(Hi I am back if you remember we stop after I made Joey my 2nd mate and we did it to hope I get to carry his child well it’s 3 mouths later and I am carrying his child so lets get to the game.)
Kouga\'s girl: Joey you can stop rubbing my bally i know you all happy that you are going to be a daddy all but my bully is stating to burn.
Tai: didn’t think Joey ever wanted to be a daddy.
Joey: hey what do you mean? You can ask Tristan i told him one thing in life i wanted to have was to be a daddy.
Tai: since when?
Joey: well for a long time maybe two years.
Kouga\'s girl: oh by the way i forgot i have two new guests coming they should be here any minute
(Door ball rings.)
Tai: Whom are you adding to the party now?
Kouga\'s girl: oh that would them now (start to struggle try to get up.) shit Joey gives me a hand here
Joey: ok ready one two threeee (Joey pulls up off the sofa.)
Kouga\'s girl: let\'s welcome Pegasus and Seto Kaiba.
Joey: Pegasus you are joking right the malleum eye well suck out everyone soles.
Tai: you don’t know bakara stole the eye from him?
Joey: oh ya what do you call that on his face.
Kouga\'s girl: oh yes that hand it over pegy you not getting in my house that thing now you have till the count of three or let Kouga eat you (Kouga flashes his fags and smiles.) and he well do it.
Pegasus (steps back a bit spooked): ok fine just keep that wolf any form me.
Sato: if you think i going to hand over my brief case don\'t count on it you dump girl.
Tai: all that in the briefcase all duel monster cards.
Joey: hey don\'t talk to my fiancée like that ass hole
Sato (looks like some just kick him in the nuts.): did you just say fiancée?
Joey: ya I said fiancée.
Sato (still looking a little pale): how did a mutt like you get a fiancée you are a dork.
Joey: ya I do and stop calling me mutt.
Sato: you are a liar if I have ever seen one.
Tai: actually he\'s not
Joey: she is my fiancée
Sato: ya right so how much Joey pay you guys to try and fool me
Tai: actually no she asked him about 3 months ago
Kouga\'s girl: that I did and I take and I don\'t like you using the word mutt.
Tai: Seto has always called Joey a mutt
Kouga\'s girl: ya well I don\'t care if am knock up he uses it one more time and put my foot in his ass.
Joey: hey Hun doesn’t get up set you don\'t want hurt our baby do you.
Sato: wait did he say his and her\'s baby.
Tai: yes he did
Pegasus: she going to have Joey boy\'s kid I am confused as how some like him was able to find a girl to have his kids I mean he so dory.
Sato: I am having a hard time beveling this.
Tai: she sees something you two obviously don’t
Kouga\'s girl: you know I see a cute guy with a big heart I don\'t see that dork you guy keep talking about.
Yami, Yugi: Hey knock if Pegasus it you two Sato.
Sato: Ahhhhhhhhhhhh there\'s two Yugi’s
Pegasus: I think my eyes are play games with me I see two Yugi boy\'s.
Tai: Seto may not believe this being the incurable skeptic he is but you see Yugi and spirit of the millennium puzzle, Yami
Sato: how can this be I must be dreaming the mutt having little mutts and two Yugi’s
(Everyone can hear me growling)
Tai: stop with the mutt comments Seto
Sato: I hear growling
(Tai points to kouga\'s girl)
Sato: Ahhh what in hell dones she have fangs and claws.
Tai: yes she is half demon.
Sato: ya right half demon right she just some dumb girl that using fake stuff to look like that
Tai: oh right skeptic. I can prove demons exist
Sato: prove it then.
Tai (smiles) k rich boy I would love to hear you explain this.
(Tai transforms into demon form right there.)
Sato: omg then you are a demon too I can\'t ague with that.
Tai: oh my god did the great Seto Kaiba just admit he was wrong???
Tai: everyone heard that right?
Everyone: ya.
Sato: I still don\'t belie that Joey going to married and having a mu I mean baby.
Joey: oh man what in god name dose it take to prove it to you
Tai: didn’t we go to the hospital and have those tests done?
Kouga’s girl: ya hold on there in the drawer.
(I waddle two the drawer and pull out the papers go back slam the paper in Sato chest.)
Sato: owwwwwwwwwwwww what was that for?
Kouga\'s girl: for being ass hole.
Tai: he always an asshole.
Sato: did you have rum the papers in my chest like that it may leave a bruise?
Tai: oh come on Seto you\'re tougher than that
Joey: ahaha you are a wuss.
Sato: I am not a wuss you dumb mutt.
Kouga\'s girl: THAT IT SATO KAIBA I GOING GET A SWITCH OFF MY WEEPING WHILLO TREE AND USE IT ON YOU ASS.
Sato: you wouldn’t would you?
Tai: we have tape of her doing that to someone
(Joey looks over shacking his head no.)
Tristan: um were did Kouga\'s girl go.
Joey: I think she getting a weeping willow switch.
Tai: probably to go outside to a switch to beat Kaiba’s ass
(Joey and Tristan both cringe at the thought.)
Sato: ya right she just joking she would never do that.
Tai: Seto I would apologize quickly and profusely you have not seen demon rage.
Sato: she is just a girl her rage can\'t be that bad right.
Tai: you want to see the tape of the last people who said that?
Sato: ya I mean she just a girl let\'s see that.
Tai (finds the tape of kouga\'s girl\'s rage against Joey and Tristan and plays it for Seto): just watch.
Sato: holy god that Joey and Tristan um her eyes just turned red.
Tai: yeah that’s against Joey the guy she likes. She would probably kill you
Sato: omg is that what she planning on doing to my ass.
(i come back holding the switch and before Sato can say word i grab him put him over my rip the back of his pants out and start beating his ass with the weeping willow switch.)
Tai: yep she\'s only a girl she can’t do anything
Sato: owowow (starts cry) stop I sorry I am sorry just stop wwaaaaaaaaa.
Tai (grabs kouga\'s girl\'s hand): stop
Kouga\'s girl: sorry my hormones are a bit out of whack right now.
Tai: yeah we know I think Seto deserved it anyway
(Sato stands up show Tai his ass by mistake.)
Tai: damn Seto I didn’t know you had such a nice ass.
Joey: how can you see it past all that red hehe haha.
Tai: imagine how much better it will look when it’s not red.
Joey: hey I am not gay.
Tai: well duh.
Sato: hey stop looking at my ass it hurt right now it fills like it\'s on fire.
Tai: yeah it will for a while.
Sato: grate so now I got to suffer what did I do to desert this
Tai: you called Joey a mutt repeatedly.
Sato: oh ya.
Tai: whose turn is it?
Kouga\'s girl: um Joey’s.
Joey: Sato truth or dare.
Tai: this should be good
Sato: Dare.
Joey: i dare you to strip and run into our school it\'s right next door to here
Sato: but i can\'t do that tea in there
Tai: yes you can because you\'re going to
Sato: ok fine jerk.
(We all walk out side and watch as Sato removes his clothes.)
Sato: oh man it\'s cold do i have to this.
Tai: yes you have to do this
Joey: haha you’re a peewee hhaha.
Tristan: omg you’re right hehe haha so much for you boosting to the girl about big shaft hehe.
Sato: hey it\'s cold out here damn it.
Yugi: hehe i don\'t think the cold has any thing to do with it.
Tai: yugi? We’re corrupting you
Yami: I am sorry but it\'s cold but you got major shrinkage.
Sato: haha.
Tai: why don’t you run and get this over with?
Kouga\'s girl: yugi was that you damn boy you learning some bad tarts around here.
(Sato takes off runny into the school as we watch we tea run out of the school are red in the face and we can some girl giggle other yelling at him and some trying give him there number and we can the guy yell and laugh at him we see him runny about to were we are all sweaty and hot.)
Sato: there you happy tea thinks i am a pervert.
Tai: does it matter what they think?
(Tai looks over the crowd and sees a familiar face. one of weevil Underwood.)
Joey: look isn’t that weevil
(Tai gets the big evil smile)
Tai: would anybody object if i ate him?
(Every talks for a minute.)
Everyone: NO GO AHEAD.
Tai does a double take : you\'re serious? i can kill him and drink his blood?
Everyone: ya he\'s real pain in the ass
Kouga\'s girl: can you just do out of our view.
Tai: Jin wants to come and share him?
Weevil: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH IT\'S DEMON I TOLD YOU ABOUT HE GOING TO EAT MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE (starts to run away yelling for help.) GET AWAY GET AWAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jin: let\'s go have a shack.
Tai: that’s why i love you. Jin.
(Tai fly’s after weevil.)
(Jin lands in front of him and grabs him and i come up
Tai: you\'re not getting away this time little one you\'re enough of a meal for just us two
Weevil: GET AWAY WHAT DID I DO TO YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tai: you\'re an evil human being that’s what draws demons to your presence
(Weevil pisses his pants.)
Tai (cuts weevil\'s clothes off with his claws): that’s better that’s how i remember you
Jin: you look like a nice little shack.
Tai: doesn’t he though? His blood is tasty (Tai scratches weevil high up on the thigh again and tastes his blood): still tasty
Tai (strokes weevil\'s shaft a few times) : blood tastes better with sex hormones spicing it.
Tai (strokes until weevil is hard). Ready Jin?
Weevil: wha are you going to do (crying in fear.)
Jin: i more then ready i starving
Tai: separate this from your body and drink the blood that flows out. Make sure no one hears him scream Jin.
Weevil: No any thing but that please.
Jin: oh i love it when food bags.
Tai: yes think i should leave his manhood?
Jin: yes i don\'t like all noise makes it hard to enjoy the meal.
Tai: he\'s going to scream anyway
Tai: you could always cut his throat and drink from there in peace
Jin: yes well i think i well then you can do what you want he can\'t scream.
Tai: ok then you get the honors.
(Jin flaxes claws and put on agent Weevil throat and jams in cutting his voice box half rip his claw arrest his neck ripping it open but make sure not to hit the juggler.)
Jin: his blood is sooooo tasty.
(Tai takes his claws up through the sensitive flesh cleanly separating weevil\'s genitals from his body and then drinks the blood that comes pouring out.)
Joey (watching from the hill with everyone.): oh man tell me he did just rip off what i think he ripped off mine hurt just seeing that damn Kouga\'s girl: oh ya he ripped off what you thought is was.
(Joey turns pale and faints.)
Kouga\'s girl: Joey hey (turns around all the guy have passed out.)
Kouga\'s girl: wimps.
Tai and jin drink weevil\'s blood until it stops flowing: what do you think should be done with the body?
Jin: um i don\'t know i can\'t eat another bit
Tai: yes that was a good meal. But should we leave the trash (referring to weevil\'s dead body) for the humans to pick up?
Jin: i don\'t know don\'t you think they may get um censured about a dead body.
Tai: yeah hey go up to the springs and ask hiei to come here. Let’s ask him to burn the body since he is a fire demon.
(Jin flies up to the springs.)
Jin hiei can you come down and burn this body for us.
Hiei: ya sure give me a lift.
(Jin fly’s hiei back to the Tai and the dead body of weevil.)
Hiei: was nary to rip his manhood off.
Tai: yeah it was but blood tastes better with sex hormones and with more blood rushing down their best place to drink from
Hiei (roll his eyes.): ok back up i don’t want to burn you guys two.
(Tai backs up)
(Jin backs up as wall.)
Hiei: flame of darkness
(And a purple black flame appears he throws it on the body of weevil and the body quickly burns in to none thing.)
Hiei: done can we go back to the house now?
(Jin picks up Hiei and fly\'s him back to hot spring and Tai follows.)
Kouga\'s girl: so i take it your dinner was good by the blood still on you face.
Tai (licks the blood off his face): yes it was
Kouga\'s girl: you guy rad... Shit i late i have to get to the doctor for my altar sound with Joey.
Kouga: let me help you.
(Kouga picks me up and takes off to the hospital and everyone also gets into the bus and meet at the hospital.)
(tai gets in to drive and checks in the mirror to make sure he got all the blood off then drives to the hospital)
Kouga\'s girl: damn i am sooooooooo happy you are so fast(goes up to the lady at the desk) hi I’m kouga\'s girl i have altar sound to day the daddy of my baby will be in oh never mind here he is.
Joey: sorry we’re not as fast kouga there.
Doctor: hello um why you all come with me you do have a big famly don\'t you.
Kouga\'s girl: yap sure does.
tai: family isnt always blood relation
(Back in the room doing the altar sound we get a big shock.)
Doctor: um how many babies did i tell on your first allure sound.
Kouga\'s girl: i think you said 1 why.
Doctor: well i count 3 heart beets 3 seaport heart beets.
Joey: are you saying she having triplets.
Kouga\'s girl: wow Joey you have a strong seed.
Joey: oh my god i going to be the Daddy of 3 beautiful babies.
Kouga\'s girl: Tai do you see that.
Tai: that you\'re going to have triplets? Yeah i heard.
Tai: you know that gives you 5 kids.
Kouga\'s girl: and more babies for Kagome\'s mom to spore rotting.
(After the all that was done we head home.)
Kouga\'s girl: ok who turn is it.
Tai: i think seto\'s
Seto: ya it\'s my turn but i like to say some thing Joey and Kouga\'s girl i am sorry that i thought Joey was lying i now see he is telling the truth.
Tai: wow I’m impressed so you are you going to dare?
Seto: Tristan truth or dare.
Tristan: dare me peewee.
Sate: i dare you to strip and let everyone see your (thinkg maybe that will shut him up.)
Tai: we get to see little Tristan again?
Tristan: what i well um errs fine.
(Tristan stands up and removes his clothes.)
Tristan: there.
Tai: not bad
Kouga\'s girl: wow imperative Tristan.
Sato: damn it.
Kouga\'s girl: i\', sure it was just the cold that moaned look small
Sato: it was and i can prove it.
(Before anyone can stop him he take his clothes off agine.)
Tai: wow the ultimate male competition the dick-measuring contest
Kouga\'s girl: ok boys let\'s not get into a dick measuring contest.
Joey: any besides i beat ya all
Tai: little late to stop it
Sato: oh ya than prove it
Joey: fine.
(Joey removes his clothes)
Kouga\'s girl: oh boy here he go
(The 3 boys stand side by side with every thing just hanging out.)
Yami: all 3 of you are small compared with me.
Joey: ya right.
Tai: is it just human males that do this?
(Yami hops up and takes off his clothes to.)
Kouga: you humans are small compared to me.
Tai: i guess not
(Kouga hops up and remove his clothes.)
Tai: Yeah-awesome strip show! Whose next inuyasha?
Inuyasha: i can put all you to sham
Kouga\'s girl: oh come on
(Inuyasha has complied strip and i must say between him and kouga there not bad to tell i Inuyasha like 3 inches bigger than Kouga.)
Tai: can i measure?
(Yugi gets up and shocks everyone by takes off his clothes.)
Joey: you got more guts than i thought Yugi
Tai: so kohaku you going to jump in on this too?
Kohaku: no i not the shallow
Pegasus: i will thou.
(Pegasus removes his clothes and everyone bust out laughing.)
Joey: haha oh my god dude you are tiny.
Pegasus: i am not
Kohaku: hey Tai what did you do that for
Tai: because i like seeing you naked
Tai: and Pegasus you are tiny look yours is the same size as kohaku\'s
Pegasus: Damn it to hell.
Kouga\'s girl: hell Yugi is bigger than you.
Joey: so who\'s going to measure us?
Kouga\'s girl: see as that is the only to get this dick-measuring contest stop to i well do the measuring.
Tai (gets excited): i will! I will!
The guys: no!!!!!!!!!!
Kouga\'s girl: i well (tries to get down but can\'t) shit Tai you are going to have to i can\'t
The Guys: what no way not after what he did to weevil.
Tai (smiles and his eyes light up): really? Give me the measuring thing
Tai: i did that because weevil was a little jerk and i was planning on killing him anyway i don’t plan on killing any of you
The guy\'s ok
Kouga\'s girl: here the measuring tape.
Tai (takes the measuring tape): how could i do that without my claws?
Kouga\'s girl: well Tai who has it won
Tai (measures everyone): looks like inuyasha has it
Kouga\'s girl: who has 2nd and 3rd
Tai looks at her: you can pick them kouga is 2 and Joey is 3 respectively
(Kouga’s girl pulls out blue red and yellow ribbons.)
Tai: where did you get those ribbons kouga\'s girl?
Kouga\'s girl: i bout them i fingered something like would happen sooner or later so i had them made all i got to do put the names.
(Tai starts laughing)
Kouga\'s everyone: get dress then Inuyasha Kouga and Joey get over here.
Tai looks at the paper where he wrote down all the measurements and circles three of them. he then shakes his head and gives the paper to kouga\'s girl.
Tai: look at this Kouga’s girl.
Kouga\'s girl: hehe omg is that Pegasus’s messusurement compared with yugi and kohaku.
Yugi: what let me see
Kohaku: is it bad let me see
Yugi, Kohaku: omg hahaha.
Pegasus: what is it let see me?
Kouga\'s girl: hey Tai do i let me see
(Tai shows Pegasus the paper.)
Pegasus: how that possible i a full grow man their little boys
Tai: you want me measure again?
Pegasus: yes because that is wrong.
Tai: yugi, kohaku will you let me measure you again?
Yugi, kohaku: sure.
Kouga\'s girl: omg this to funny.
Tai: ok boys drop \'em.
(The Pegasus and yugi and Kohaku drop their pants so Tai and make sure he\'s right. Tai measures Pegasus first and shows him the tape measure to verify and then measures yugi and kohaku and shows Pegasus each measurement.)
Pegasus: how is possible.
Kouga\'s girl: and just think pegy Hun there still growing.
Tristan: ok it\'s my turn so Pegasus truth or dare.
Pegasus: dare me Tristan boy.
Tristan: i dare you to go out side i sing i only have a 3 inch tool.
Pegasus: why are you all so evil to me.
Tai: mainly because you were to yugi and company during your tournament.
Pegasus: why just because i used my museum eye.
Tai: to steal souls yeah.
Pegasus: ok so i used my eye to steal a soul or 2.
Tai: or 3.
Pegasus: ok so i did take 3 but i gave them back.
Tai: after you lost.
Pegasus: ya but i still gave them back.
Joey: hey doesn’t for get you nearly killed yugi in the shadow would palace.
Pegasus: ok so I read his cards.
Yami: and my mind.
Kouga\'s girl: let get this dare done with ok.
(A Pegasus hand out side goes into the middle of the street and starts to sing i have 3-inch tool and he sounds bad so i look at hiei whisper in his ear.)
Hiei: hehe i like your idea.
Kouga\'s girl: why thank you.
Tai: you guys going to kill Pegasus now?
Hiei: sure am.
Tai: have fun I’m pretty you wouldn’t waste spirit energy on that weakling.
Kouga\'s girl: hey guy we are going to stay out here for a bit it\'s nice out
Pegasus: is it my turn.
Kouga\'s girl: no because you don\'t get one for being a jerk.
Tai: let Pegasus have one turn
Kouga\'s girl: ok find Tai.
Pegasus: yay i get a turn ok um yusuke truth or dare.
Yusaka: truth. Pegasus: do you have a girl friend?
Yusuke: ya Keiko duh like everyone knows that.
Tai: that’s it? God you\'re lame Pegasus. i was wrong that was a waste of a turn.
Pegasus: well sorry.
Tai: yusuke show tiny they’re how it’s done
Yusuke: hehe tiny hehe haha ok.
Pegasus: don\'t call me tiny
Yusuke: truth or dare hiei.
Hiei: dare.
Yusuke: i dare you use dragon of darkness flame on tiny there.
Hiei: well this should be fun everyone Back up you don’t\' want to get in the line of fire with this one.
Hiei: that attack is too powerful for a baka like him but i will. (Hiei unwraps the cloth around his arm and his arm erupts into purplish black flame.)
(Hiei: dragon of darkness flame! the flame forms into a dragon shape and flies at Pegasus completely annihilating him.)
Tai: now that’s a dare! Kouga\'s girl: wow that was sweet but what are we going to do with that ash in road.
Tai: who says there is ash left?
Kouga\'s girl: shit there\'s not even that holy god that was cool.
Tai: attacks like that and humans still think they can kick demon ass.
Kouga\'s girl: ok i think we need to end for right now.
Ok wow I hope you like this give my co writer Tai some thanks he thinks up some kick ass dares we work to together to make this story ROCK! Hehe any read and review please and thank you.