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Chapter 21: back home.
Truth or Dare (Kouga’s Girl style A very Evil giggle)
Chapter 21: back home.
(Hi I am back if you remember we stop after I had the babies and Tai and Jin and Kouga went pick up food but that was a mouth go my body has recover and kouga’s head recover form running head long in to a stop sign any way on with the game.)
Tai: so whose turn is it?
Serenity hehe before we start i got to show these i have to do way Joey is asleep he would kill if was awake.
Tai: embarrassing pictures?
Serenity: very
Tai: this should be funny
(Show everyone a pic of Joey about 13 wearing blue\'s clues pj sleeping with a teddy bear.)
Serenity: i about die laughing take this one
Tai: he\'s so cute!
Kouga\'s girl: omg he so adorable
Serenity: oh look at this one.
(It’s Halloween and Joey was dress up as barney and Serenity was right behind and fairy.)
Tristan: omg that is so funny heheaha.
Tai: does Joey know you have these pics?
Serenity: no i did not tell him i pick that up before i came here
Tai: what else you got?
Serenity: he is cute and funny to.
Tai: yes he is (Show them a pick Joey about 6 year in the bathtub looking up with a big smile with his 2 front teeth missing.)
Kouga\'s girl: oh he so Kawaii!
Tai: yes he is naked Joey in the bathtub
Tristan: hehehe that is too funny
Seto: hehe i can\'t believe that Joey
(Yugi and yami are laughing to hard to talk
Serenity: oh here a good one
(She shows them this pic oh he was 10 and the show him getting a bear butt spanking.)
Serenity: i took the pic and hide before Joey saw it
Tai laughs at that one : i told you Joey had a nice ass
Kouga\'s girl (laughing real): what in gods name did he do for that.
Serenity: Joey mooned the old women in apartment next door
Tai: that was convenient his pants were already down
Serenity: that what mom said Joey cloud not sit down for a hour
Tai: we should scan these pics into the computer and save them
Serenity: sure
Serenity: oh god look at this one he is so going to kill me for this.
Tai: uh oh
(Serenity shows them a pic of Joey 17 resent sitting in serenity\'s room and serenity and talk him into a dressing up he have a pink dress on she put his hair in pigtails and had on high heals and keen high pantyhose she put makeup on him he purple eye showed red lipstick and pink blush and holding a pink handbag.
Tai: Wow you talked him into cross dressing?
Serenity: Joey did that for me when i sick i still can\'t believe i got him to do that mom had to take a pic of that is was to funny
Kouga\'s girl (has hit the floor in fit of laughter): omg Joey is in drag hhhahahah.
Seto: how long did it take you get him to do that.
Serenity: i gave him the puppy dog eyes
Tai: come on serenity lets go to the computer and scan those
Serenity: ok
(After Tai and serenity left the room Joey had woke up.)
Joey (in mid starch): where is Serenity.
Seto: she (hehe) in (snort) the bathroom.
Joey: um what the hell you giggle at Seto
Seto: nothing i just thought of a funny joke Joes fen.
Joey: what you say
Seto: nothing i was just thinking,
Joey: hey Kouga\'s girl what’s going on.
Kouga\'s Girl: going to find Tei.
(Run out and run to tia serenity.)
Kouga\'s girl: omg Tai Joey\'s wake and he is confused why everyone is giggling and laugh when they look at him
Tai: i don’t know what to tell him. Serenity you have any ideas?
Serenity (with a evil look in her eyes): let put to garter a little photo album for Joey hehe.
Tai (starts printing out pictures): no problem
Kouga\'s girl: he is going to flip hehe
Tai: ok if i keep the pictures on here?
Serenity: yay
Tai: i still like that pic of him being spanked
I know it\'s cute
Tai: makes we want to do a spanking dare.
Tai finishes printing out the pictures and hands them serenity: you want to give these to your brother?
Serenity: ya
Tai: ok lets go then.
(We head back in to the living room with Joey and every and Joey still look confused.)
Joey: can one you please tell me why everyone keep going into giggle fits every time they look at me is my zipper down was i drooling.
Tai: serenity will you show him
Serenity: here looks at this Joey my favorite and only big brother.
Joey: ok what are you up.
Serenity (give him puppy dog eyes): what do you mean big brother.
Joey: ok just knock of the puppy dog eyes
(Joey open\'s up the book and fall on his ass seeing all his embarrassing pics.)
Joey: Serenity you little rat i am so going to get you back.
Tai: Joey you know you\'re not going to do anything
(Joey stands up and makes a grab for her but jumps and sticks her tongue at him he runs after her and pulls her to the floor and sit on her and starts to tickle her.)
Serenity: hehe haha stop Joey haha knock it off or i tell everyone you must embarrassing secret.
Joey: say uncle say it.
Tai: what is this? a secret worse than what we have heard??
Serenity: never haha stop or i am telling.
Joey: not until you say uncle
Tai: serenity you can always say it and then tell us
(Serenity contuses her self and rises up and pitches Joey’s butts making him fall back give her the orating to start ticking him.)
Joey: no fair you cheated
Serenity: I am going to tell everyone your secret.
Tai: serenity please does.
Serenity: Joey was about 14 he took this girl out and they were going to do it and she wanted to do in a pool so they snuck into a pool that was closed but they kept the pumps going a they striped down and start making and he going little Joey stick in the pool drain they had to call 911 and they did not arrest him they he gave him self the a push meant.
Joey: hey told me you never tell anyone.
Tai: you got little Joey stuck in a pool drain?
Joey: ya it was blunder she move to the left we in fount of a pool drain and the side and bam i got sucked in
(Tai starts laughing.)
Joey: hey it\'s not funny I was sore for a week
Tai: is little Joey ok?
Joey: if i was able to get kouga\'s girl knocked up i sure it\'s ok
Tai: good point
Tai: whose turn is it?
Tristan: mine
Tai: ok go
Tristan: um let\'s see hiei truth or dare.
Hiei: dare.
Tristan: i dare you to make out kurama
Tai: good one Tristan
Kurama: what oh man
Hiei: i gusset if i got to i well do it.
Tai: oh come on kurama you know hiei will like it
Hiei (start to blush): you’re nuts
Kurama: well let\'s do this ok.
Tai: you\'re the one blushing and the one caught jacking off to a picture of Hiei (blushing deeper): I am not blushing.
Tai: whatever can you just do your dare.
(Hiei walks over to Kurama and start to make out with him Hiei looked like he was enjoying it kurama looked he was not as happy.)
Serenity: i forgot to say some else about Joey little booboo in the pool.
Tai: something else?
Serenity: he said he enjoy the first few minutes because it got him off hehehe.
Joey: ok you done humiliating your brother now.
Tai: actually yes i could see that because it sucks.
Tai: wow Joey\'s first BJ at 14.
Kouga\'s girl: hehe Tai be nice
Tai: I’m being nice. Something sucked on little Joey until he got off. Isn’t that a BJ?
Kouga\'s girl: i guess you’re right hehe.
Joey: hey shut up man.
Tai (looks at the pictures of Joey that are still open and points to the one of him getting spanked): wow you\'ve always had a nice butt
Joey: AHHHHHH stop looking at that
(Tai just laughs and looks over at hiei and kurama.)
(Kurama brake off the making out.)
Tai: if you two are done i believe it’s your turn hiei
Kurama: ok that was um different not bad but not good.)
Hiei (blushing): um ya Yami truth or Dare.
Yami: dare. Hiei: i dare you too strip naked and go the into the shopping store and do Kouga\'s shop butt naked and you have to make sure you get everything on the list
Tai: are we forgetting spike\'s run naked in public dares?
Tai: i would love to see yami naked don’t get me wrong
Hiei: i think yami can do it if he is quick and quit about
Yami: what is with you people and making us get naked.
Tai: we like to see hot guys like you naked
Tai: you can dare us to get naked but you guys don’t
Yami: ok fine but i own you.
(Yami strips down get my shopping list i give him the money witch i put in a bug seen as he didn\'t have any pockets at the time. we all whet to the bus drive to the store he got out went in the and we waited outside.)
Kouga\'s girl: this is the most intrusting shopping trip ever.
Tai: why i am i getting a sense of deja vu?
Kouga\'s girl: if we do say anything about you know what then maybe it won\'t happen
(In the store with yami.)
Yami: this is the must embarrassing thing i ever done (looks at list.) frozen yogurt sweet snow omg this is going to be cold on me low regain.
Yugi: hehe i think little yami going to get a little cold.
Tai: what you do is look before you open the door then open it grab and close it real quick.
Kouga\'s girl: and how would you know have gone shopping naked before hehe
Tai: no just thinking about the situation.
(Back with yami.)
Yami: jeez that was cold i going to hiei for (looks at the list for the last he need to pick up,) emp i can\'t get her female stuff. (Blushing like nuts.) Ok just releases just go into to there grab the stuff and move.
(Yami comes out of the store with the bag looking quiet mad and relived to be out of there.)
Yami: here\'s you stuff can he go home
Tai: wow nobody said anything about you being naked?
Yami: i got some really strange looks and one woman run in to the candy display trying to avoid me.
Tai: lets get back to the house. It’s your turn yami
Kouga\'s girl: see i told if we didn\'t say anything about the cop he be ok.
Tai: yeah I’m surprised
Tai: wasn’t that the same store we did yugi\'s diaper dare at?
Kouga\'s girl: we went to wel mart this is IGM.
Tai: ok i was wrong
Kouga\'s girl: do you hear that.
Tai (listens): what?
Kouga\'s girl (letting my ears twitch around a little) it sounds like a load ruff snoring noise.
Serenity: that\'s just Joey he snores when he sleeps.
Tai: ok like i said yami your turn
Yami: Jin truth or dare.
Jin: um dare.
Yami: i dare you to use you wind power and blow Joey up it to that tree than wake him up.
Jin: sounds fun what do you think Tai
Tai: put Joey in a tree then wake him up? Sounds funny
Jin: ok everyone hold on or back up.
(Jin uses a powerful wind gust and Joey shirt get staged on a high brash.)
Jin: ok ready to wake him up.
Serenity: let me do that i know the easy way to wake him up.
Tai: this should be funny
Serenity: Joey we’re have cheese pizza for dinner come get before it get cold.
Joey: Pizza sweet i come waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa how did i get up ah let me down let me down i don\'t like highs eeeeeeeeeeekkkkkkkkkk.
Tai: so how do we get him down?
Kouga’s girl: um i don\'t know any one have any ideas that don\'t involve killing ok injuring him.
Tai: i could fly up there and get him
Joey: I DON\"T CARE JUST ME DOWN WAAAAAAHAHAHAHAAHA.
Tristan: jess Joey chilly out Tai coming up to get you stops crying,
(Tai changes into demon form and flies and grabs Joey and lands back on the ground.)
Joey: who did this who put me in a tree?
Tai: hey Joey yes flight is a big advantage
Tai: someone dared Jin to do it
Jin: sorry it was a dare,
Joey: YOU GUY KNOWS DAMN WELL I AM SACRIED TO DEATH OF HEIGHTS
Tai: yeah you aren’t hurt
Tai: actually i didn’t know that
Joey (blushing): thought you guy did.
Serenity: i did.
Tai: of course you did
Tai looks to Jin: you\'re up love
Jin: um Joey: truth or dare.
Joey: dare.
Jin (evil looks goes over his face.): i dare you to bungee jump at the fair over there.
Tai: that’s your dare? i thought you would do better love
Jin: I am not done yet you have do it naked and we get to recoded it and if you back of the jump i get to put you back in the and you have to sit the tree naked for a hour.
Tai: now that’s my mate.
Tai: your call Joey naked at the fair or feel the wind master\'s power.
Joey: oh come guys that is just mean i just told you i deathly afraid of heights.
Tai: actually bungee jumping perfectly safe then is a good way to face your fear.
Serenity: come on Joey you helped me face my fear dark.
Joey: all i did was stay with you a few nights in your room how that helps.
Tai: that helped because you were there you kept everything scary about the dark away from he.
Joey: ok then lets do this.
(We once agine pill into the bus agine and drive to the fair when we Joey\'s whole body was shacking and he was sweating we got to the bungee jumping area.)
Joey: oh man i do- don\'t kn know if i-i-i can do th- this
Tai talks to the guys working the bungee jump thing \" my friend here is very afraid of heights can you guys help him with this?\"
Bungee dude: ya its no problem.
Tai: just think Joey do this and you will have conquered your fear. it is completely safe
Joey: ya right do i really have to do this naked like jin said
Tai: Jin can you change that part?
Jin: ok you don\'t have done it naked.
Tai: this means you really have to this now
Joey: thank you (Joey walks to the lift to with bungee guy and it begins to go up) oh god i going to get sick um this is a too high,
Tai: keep going Joey those guys will help you and we are all here cheering you on
Serenity: come on big brother you can do it just don\'t think just do. Joey god if i don\'t this i look like a wimp in fount of my sister and my mate but if i do i won\'t like a wimp but what if something goes wrong and i get hurt or die.): ahhh jess i going to die i just know it
Tai: you\'re not going to die Joey I guarantee it
Serenity: Tai i have a idea.
Tai: go for it
Serenity: remember when i told that was afraid of the dark and Joey stayed in my room with for some time i can do this with and he well be able do it ok
Kouga\'s girl: good um Jin can take serenity up there.
Tai: that’s a good idea
Jin: sure ok hold serenity.
(Jin picks up serenity and flies up and puts her in lift with Joey.)
Joey: serenity what are you doing.
Serenity: helping you like you help me when i was afraid of the dark.
Joey: ok (oh man now i got to do this my little sister is going jump with i can\'t back out now god bewitch me.) Thanks seren.
Serenity: no problem Joey bear.
(They get to the top and the guy with the bungee cord is waiting,)
Jin: Comes on Joey there’s nothing to fear the wind rushing by you feels great. I control the wind
Bungee card dude: ok do guy want to have two cards or you want to jump as one.
Serenity: jump as one.
Joey: Jin can i count on you use you power to stop us for hitting the grand if some
Jin: of course you can Joey i wouldn’t let anything happen to you now.
(The bungee dude hooks the cord around Joey and serenity\'s ankles and Joey and Serenity hold on to each other,)
Serenity: you ready Joey.
Joey: as ready as i can be (oh god i going to die.)
(Joey and serenity step to the end and get ready and they jump.)
Joey: OHHHHHHHHH GODDDDDDDD I GOING TO DIIE.
Serenity: aaaaahhhhhhhhh hahahaha this is sooooooooo coollllllll and you are not going to die Joey.
Tai yells: yeah Joey!! You did it!!
Joey (hanging upside down.): ok can somebody unhook me now.
Bungee dude: ok hold (grabs the cord knot and pulls it and let Joey and serenity free.)
Serenity: can we do that agine Joey please big brother please(gives him the puppy dog eyes and the quivering bottom lip.)
Joey: oh man not the eyes and lip i um i gusted so( god i hate when she dose this.)
(They ride up Joey still not trilled but he not as afraid of highest as he was but still not.)
Bungee dude: you guy want to go like you did before.
Serenity: separately this time.
Joey: what um ya (ohhhhhh god the only reason i was able to do before is because serenity was with me i can\'t do with out her.)
Bungee dude: ok hun you ready to go.
Serenity: this so cool see you on the grand Joey.
(With she jumps off the platform.)
Serenity: this sooooooooooooooooooooo cool.
(After they unhook serenity they hook up Joey.)
Joey: oh man i don\'t think i do this with serenity.
Jin: come on Joey you\'re telling me serenity can do something you can\'t
Bungee dude: dude you have to the count of 5 minutes before i push you off.
Jin: just close your eyes and fall forward
Joey: I well try
(Joey closes his eyes and falls forward like Jin told him too as he was falling he opened his.)
Joey: oh god i going to be sick.
(He closes his eyes agine.)
Joey (his still closed): am i on the ground yet.
Jin flies down and goes up next to Joey: yeah you are.
Joey: so i can open my eyes now.
Tai (walks up): yeah what did you think about that ?
Joey: it was not as bad as i thought but i think i going to be sick.
(After they unhook Joey he sits down but um something don\'t fill right.)
Joey: oh men tell some spilled their drink on the lap of my pants.
Tai: what drink would that be?
Joey: oh god tell i did not do what i think i did then
Tai: i think you did
Joey: can we go now?
Serenity: Joey what’s wrong
Tai: yep you did it you should be proud of yourself
Joey: proud i wet my self how can I be proud
Tai: because you faced you fear
Serenity: um don\'t fill badly on my 2nd jump i did the same thing.
Joey: you did.
Serenity: yap hehe.
Kouga\'s girl: let\'s get back people can clean up and get back to the game
Tai: good idea
Kouga\'s girl: serenity i have some clothes you can brow ok. Serenity: thanks i gusset i should just call you sis see as you and my brother are mates or married um witch is it.
Kouga\'s girl: we are mates but we are going and going to be married it\'s me him and kouga,
Serenity: cool i getting a new sister and brother that cool
(We get back in the and go back home Joey and serenity get them safes cleaned up and we can get back to the game.)
Tai: well brave one it’s your turn.
Joey: um Tai truth or dare.
Tai: dare me Joey
Joey: i dare you to run naked that target.
Tai: run through target?
Joey: right
Tai: ok let’s go
(For and 3rd time we hop in the bus and drive to target.)
Tai sits next to Jin on the bus: you have to teach me that wind control, love
Jin: ok love i teach you the wind control if that\'s what you want( puts his arm around tai.)
Tai kisses Jin: thank you let me fly like you do in my human form
Jin: i love you (start to make out Tai.)
Kouga\'s girl: Tai we are here.
(Tai is too busy making out with Jin.)
Joey: i think Tai\'s a bit too busy with Jin.
Kouga\'s girl (picks up my bottle water.): ok i put an end to that.
(Walks back there and pores the water all over Jin and Tai.)
Tai: ahh! Well that’s one way to get me out of clothes they\'re all wet now
Jin: ahhh omg! I am dipping wet i have take mine off too. Tai: oohh want to run with me?
Jin: sure.
Kouga\'s girl: ok well you two-best get going,
Tai takes off his wet clothes and runs off the bus and into target Jin dose the same and is right next to Tai.)
Joey: i hope they don’t get the cops called on them.
Tai is holding on to Jin: you know the dare was to run through this place not fly.
Jin: ya well you going to know.
Tai: wow flying naked with my mate what could be better?
Jin: sex and flying sound better.
Tai: well when you teach me how to float like you do we can do that.
Jin: during the next dare i teach you ok.
Tai: you want me to dare you to teach me?
Jin: ya
(Back out in the bus.)
Joey: um why are things flying out of the store like that?
Hiei: that would be Jin super speed you see when he flies he can go and incurable speeds that my friend is people and stuff is flay out of the store.
Kouga\'s girl (use the walker talkies to talk to tai): hey you guys are blowing people out the store.
Tai: this is why i didn’t want you to fly. Look at that mess
Tai points back to the store
Jin: oops do you want me to stop.
Tai: yes lets run out of the store now
(Jin stops flying put Tai down.)
Jin: ok let\'s go.
(Tai and Jin run out of the store and on to the bus.)
Joey: um kouga\'s girl let\'s get out of here be fore we get in trouble.
Tai: you know if we do too many more of these the cops will start looking for this bus
Kouga\'s girl: i know.
Jin: um sorry for making a mass back at the store.
Kouga\'s girl: you know what don\'t think any one can say who is all they saw was a blare of skin and hair hehe.
Tai: that may be true.
Tai: my turn?
Jin: my ears see how all pointy up and wiggly they only do that when happy or exacted and i have it been ether in a long time haha.
Tai: wow i haven’t heard that since i saw you at the dark tournament fighting yusuke.
Jin: well i am happy and exacted hehe.
Tai: your ears get like that when you\'re with me.
Jin: i know i happy and exacted all the time now haha.
Tai: yep just like i am. Because of you love
Jin: you are so cute.
Tai: i can say the same
Joey: ok come if you two get any more lovely dobby i going to get sick
Yusuke: you’re the one to honey butt you get all mushy around your sister and you mate.
Joey: why you I’m going to kick your butt.
Yusuke: i like to see you try.
Tai doing impassion of Jin: hey urameshi i thought i was crazy but you take the cake you don’t be having a bomb go off in your face like that
(Before any one can stop them they start to fight all any one can see are legs and arm trashing about.)
Joey: ow hey no wages.
Yusuke: owwwww! No hair pulling.
Kouga\'s girl: how long are they going to be fight like this
Tai: yusuke could beat Joey without trying if he wanted to.
Kouga\'s girl: ya but how long do they plan on fight like this.
Tai: Jin will you blow them apart?
Jin: ok.
(Uses one of his wind blast and knocks yusuke and Joey part the only problem me and serenity had skits on and our skits got blowing off due to the power full wind blast.)
Joey, yusuke: haha your skits got blowing away haha.
(Tai and Jin get up and get behind yusuke and Joey while they’re still laughing and pull their pants down.)
Joey, yusuke: ahhhhhh our pants.
Joey: that so not funny.
Yusuke: that’s embarrassing
Tai: even though the ladies in that situation are funny?
Tai: wow yusuke didn’t know you wore silk boxers
Joey: well i um-sorry girls.
Yusuke: ya so what I like silk.
Joey: are thus kittens on your boxers.
Tai feels yusuke\'s boxers: nice
Yusuke: hay hands off
Kouga\'s girl: omg Joey\'s right those are kittens
Tai: i thought kuwabara was the guy with the thing for kitties not you
Yusuke (blushing deep red.): well um he would have never got the kitten if i did not leave at his House i found but i knew i was unable to keep it so i left it with i would have loved to have that cute fluffy lovable kitten.
(Yusuke red after think about what he just said.)
Yusuke: did i just tell you my true fills for cats?
Tai: the great urameshi the lover of kittens
Tai: yeah you did
Hiei: you are sooo dumb urameshi i would never be that dumb to.
Tai: you mean like your feelings for kurama?
Hiei (blushing.): i don\'t have filling for Kurama no madder how cute i think he is sooooo drop it.
Tai: you know that you denying is going to make keep on it
Tai: 1. You’re blushing and 2. You were caught jacking off to a picture of kurama more than once and 3 you just called him cute.
Hiei (blushing more then before.): i well maybe a little but it\'s not what you think i mean sure i think he\'s cute and has a nice ass but i don\'t have filling for him
Tai: no you just think he\'s cute and has a nice ass and jack off to a picture of him repeatedly
Kurama: did you just say i have a nice ass Hiei?
Hiei: oh this awkward um ya i did.
Tai: hiei just admit you like him and I’ll shut up about it.
(Yusuke comes up be Hiei and grabs his pants yaks them down to revile Hiei\'s black silk Kurama boxer.)
Tai: thank you yusuke i think that says everything
Hiei: ekkkk um i can explain these i um i bowered these from um (looks frankly around the room.) um Kat over there and (Kat walks over and slugs him in gut.) ok so there mine but ok you win i like and all but it\'s them i comply gay i like both male and female ok.
Tai: we never said you were completely gay. I just wanted you to admit you liked kurama
Hiei: ow my gut why did you slug me Kat.
Tai: my turn huh?
Jin: yes it
Tai: Jin truth or dare?
Jin: dare me love?
Tai: I dare you to teach me your wind control.
Jin: All right then lets go outside.
Jin: i control the wind my using my energy. The same way yusuke, hiei, and kurama do their attacks. Since you a bird demon i think you should be able to get your energy to use the wind.
(Tai concentrates on his energy and uses to try and push the air around him. Nothing happens for the first few minutes then Jin feels a light breeze.)
Jin: that’s it. Keep working on that and using your demon energy in your human form.
Tai opens his eyes: damn that a lot harder to do in human form
Jin: no you just not used to using demon energy in that form. i believe your demon self is more in touch with the air since it flies and your human self doesn’t Tai: so that’s all i have to do?
Jin: yeah easy aint it? Just know what you want and go for it.
Jin: well i think that’s all i need to say on that. you just have to be practicing at it and you know i\'ll help you
Tai (jumps up and kisses jin): thank you love
Jin: just be practicing now i want to fly with you soon.
Jin: my turn now is it?
Jin: let\'s see um Kouga\'s girl Truth or dare.
Kouga\'s girl: Dare (oh man what hell is planning in his head.)
Jin: i dare you to do it with kouga and Joey right here in front of everyone.
Kouga\'s girl: Jin who knew your mind was so dirty
Tai: he\'s my mate
Joey: damn you mean right out in the open out side for crying out loud.
Kouga: that don\'t bug me i use to doing it outside.
Tai: i don’t think he met outside. i think he met in the living room in front of everyone whose playing
Joey: ok (grate rug burns and everyone looking at us oh.) well let\'s get in side and do it.
Tai: Joey stop bitching
Kouga\'s girl: hey Joey looks on the barite side you get sex
Kouga: so can we get started now?
Tai: yes please do
Joey: Men are you that horny.
(We all head inside.)
Joey goes behind me and wraps his arms around me and starts kissing my neck. Kouga stops my moan with his lips he slips his tongue in my mouth and tastes my flavor and Joey removes my shirt my own hands working on kouga\'s shirt. Kouga breaks the kiss and switches with Joey I can feel kouga\'s hand massage my breast as Joey works on removing my pants and we have removed all clothes and Kouga lowers the floor they both start kissing me all over my body i roll to my side to allow them both enter me i can fell kouga slowly push in form the front and Joey slowly form the back at first Joey entering me hurt but it gives away to a filling palsher and they both start to pump the room fills with moans i can fill my end coming and after one hard pump for them both the room fills with one big moan of palsher as all 3 of use hit our end.)
Jin: um well that was entering.
Tai: i liked it
Hiei (eyes are as wide as cds): um i have never seen anything like that before.
Tristan: um i think i need to um use the restroom ya i got to um pee brb.
Tai: yeah sure Tristan Tristan (blushing and trying to hide woody he sporting.): what i just have to pee that\'s all.
Yusaka: um i need the bathroom for a diffract reason
Tai: you know Tristan you cant pee with a hard on
Tristan: shit i thought i had it hid.
(Yusaka runs off to the bathroom to um take care of something.)
Tristan: hey Yusaka i had dibs on the bathroom first come this real hurts.
Yusaka: to bad you snooze you lose.
Tristan: hey come this hurts like hell.
Jin: i thought you just had ta pee.
Tristan: i um i do it just really hurts to um wait that\'s all.
Jin: hey Tai do think he telling the truth
Tai: who Tristan?
Jin: ya
Tai: you know Tristan wants to go jack off
Tristan: ok so i want to i don\'t it hurts ok.
Jin: well that took lass time to get him to tell the truth
Tai: yeah.
Serenity: hey Tristan i um need some help in um that room um i need to um see if i have any bruising form bungee jumping k
Tristan: um sure no big um last i just checking for bruising that all
(Serenity grabs Tristan and prickly drags into the bedroom not more than 10 minutes in they’re everyone start to hear moans coming form there.)
Kouga\'s girl: well i think we know there are more then injury checking going on
Tai: sounds like they are having fun
Joey: has any see serenity i can\'t find her
Tai: did you check the bedroom her and Tristan are in?
Joey: thanks man.
(Joey walks off to the bedroom.)
Kouga\'s girl: Tai that was nasty Joey going to break little Tristan off if he finds them.
Tai: i doubt that serenity will save him.
Kouga\'s girl: i think she well being it was her that damn near drag him in there.
Tai: true and you know Joey can\'t hurt serenity
(Everyone can hear Joey yelling down the hall.)
Joey: WHAT IN THE HELL ARE YOU DOING IN BED TOGATER TIRSTAN I HAVE A GOOD MIND TO SNAP OFF YOUR LITTLE TIRSTAN.
Kouga\'s girl, Inuyasha (holding there sativa ears.): Shit i think Joey found them
Tai: obviously
Kouga\'s girl: shit I’m going to go and make sure Joey doesn’t kill Tristan.
Tai: can I?
(I grab Tai and run down to the room Tai turns demon form on the way.)
Kouga\'s girl (dropping Tai on his butt.): hey Joey calm your self ok. Tai: Joey shut up
Joey: BUT TRISTAN DOING MY SISTER
Tai: your sister asked him
Joey (looking more confused than before.): what why would she ask him
Tai: because she likes him you moron
Joey: i knew she liked him but i did not think she like that much
Kouga\'s girl: ok why me and you and Tai go back to the livening room let them get done ok.
Tai: why give him the choice?
(Tai picks up Joey and starts carrying him back I just shock me head closed the door went to living room.)
Joey: PUT ME DOWN DAMN IT I WALK MY SLFE AND GET YOU HAND OFF MY ASS
Tai: but it is such a nice ass and you will have claws in it if you don’t calm down
Joey: I SADI LET ME GOOOOO YA ASS HOLE (start to straggle and wiggle around try get free.) PUT ME DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tai: yeah Joey struggle some more
Joey: OH GOD EWWWWWWWW GET YOUR DAMN HANDS OFF MY ASS GOD YOU ARE A PERVRT.
Tai drops Joey: yes but i admit to it
Joey: OW did you have to drop me. And why is my bleeding.
Kouga\'s girl: Tai did you jab him with you claws.
Tai: i think he struggled into one
Tai: i didn’t mean to
Kouga\'s girl: no big i get some disinfected and some band-aid just get him in the livening room and make sure he don\'t try and run back to the bedroom ok.
Tai: you heard your mate. That way cutie
Joey: don\'t call me cutie and I’ll were i want to and you can\'t stop me (Joey sits on the floor and refuse to move.)
Tai: i picked up before what makes you think i wont do it again?
Joey: i anit moving (crossing arms.)
Kouga\'s girl: you what to do Tai.
(Kouga’s walks off to the bathroom.)
Tai slams his hand between Joey’s legs just missing little Joey: get up or lose something human
Joey (slapping his hands over his little Joey.): hey you just about hit my little Joey. (Joey sits shacking a little.)
Tai: get in the living room or lose it.
(Tai taps Joey’s hands with his claws.)
Joey (eye get big with fear and shackling stands up.): man you are siresus you going to castrate me if i don\'t move.
Tai gives him evil smile and raises his other clawed hand.
Joey: hey don\'t look me like that.
The (hand over Joey’s hands makes a quick movement and there are now 3 tears in Joey’s pants): move human!
Joey: ahhhhhhhhhhhhh (takes off running to livening and runs into the sofa and slamming his little Joey into it.)
Tai changes back into human form and walks back in and sits with jin
Joey (winching in pain.): owwww i think i broke something (cups little Joey.)
Jin: what happened to Joey\'s pants there all ripped in the fount.
Tai: ya only on one leg. He wouldn’t move and didn’t believe i would go after little Joey so that a warning shot.
Joey: you are nuts Tai.
Tai: i can be I’m a demon
Joey: i can\'t believe you tried to sever a must valuable part of my body.
Tai: got you moving didn’t it?
Joey: only to save my Family jewels
Tai: that’s why i threatened them because i knew you would move
Jin: if it were me i would have ripped the part of the pants that cover his family jewels off that he would i meant business.
Tai: he had his hands over that. I didn’t want to cut his hands off
Jin: ok he doesn’t now i said if he says your nut agine do it just see his face when you do it.
Tai (smiles): i might just do that.
Joey (standing if fount of Tai and Jin.): you two are nuts wacko insane crazy Looney toons you need mental help!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Joey is standing there trying to get his wind back after his rant.)
Tai: sit down Joey
Joey: WHY SHOULD I YOU NUT BALL.
Tai: because if you sit down and shut up the nut ball wont have any reason to make you lose your jewels.
Joey: i will sit down when i wont to.
Tai: have you not learned yet that bad things happen every time you say that?
Joey: ha you are the only bad thing that\'s happened to me.
Tai: yes that’s right. And if you don’t want this bad thing to happen again sit down and shut up human.
Joey: i said i well sit down when i want to and i well talk all i want to.
(Jin walks up behind Joey and grabs him.
Joey: get off me.
Jin: now you just stand still.
Tai transforms into demon form and slashes at little Joey. Joey’s pants fall in pieces leaving him in his kouga\'s girl boxers.
Tai: wow I’m getting a massive déjà vu.
Joey: not agine why do bad things keep happening me.
Tai: because you don’t shut up. All i wanted was for you to sit down and shut up. But no you cant even do that much.
Joey: fine i well sit down. Jin (yelling down to me): HEY KOUGA\'S BRING YOUR SEWING KIT
(Everyone can hear me cursing don\'t the hall.)
Kat: why is my sister curing now?
Tai: i have no idea
Tai yells down the hall: everything ok down there?
Kouga\'s girl: i dropped my sewing kit.
Kat: um Joey hehe what happen to your pants.
Joey: ask him kouga\'s girl.
Tai: well called me a nut ball b/c of how i got him to move. He wouldn’t shut up about it so cut his pants
Kat: sounds like a plan to me but um why did he call me kouga\'s girl i am Kat
Tai: because you\'re twins and we can\'t tell you apart
Kat: oh there is one way to tell us apart.
Tai: and that would be?
Kat (blushing): my right ear has a black spot at the tip.
Tai: ok we\'ll still get you mixed up sometimes though
Kat: ya i know wait a minute this is the fist time i talk to Joey and he has not seen bemuse i am normally hiding behind someone so he don\'t know about me.
Jin: well he\'s going to have a heart attack when he finds out
(Kouga’s girl come in the room and stands next to Kat and starts to talk with her a bit,)
Joey: WHAT THE HELL AM I SEEING DUBBLE
Tai: you didn’t know she had a twin?
Joey: not really.
Kouga\'s girl: i thought you knew i had a identical twin.
Joey (shacking head a little): ok how did i miss her runny around here.
Tai: don’t know anyways I think its your turn kouga\'s girl
Kouga\'s girl: right Kat truth or dare.
Kat: dare me sister.
Kouga\'s girl: i dare you to give yugi and yami a bare bottom speaking with this wiping willow switch
Yugi, Yami: HEY WHY US
Tai: you\'re going to hurt them that much?
Kouga\'s girl: don\'t worrying about it Kat a lot more gentle than me
Tai: that was the same switch you used on kaiba and you saw his ass after words
Kouga\'s girl: ya but i was company flipped out
Tai: and how is she going to spank both of them?
Kouga\'s girl: wait it was them that jerked off in the bathroom right and i know it was not Hiei he was out here after the 3 some dare.
Tai: yeah it was yami not yugi
Kouga\'s girl: so who was the other one
Tristan: it was yusaka
Yusaka: HEY BIG mouth.
Tai: well it looks like you\'re getting the switch on your ass spirit detective
Kouga\'s girl: ok it\'s yami and Yusaka not yugi.
Yugi: YES!! WOOHOOO I AM FREE YESSSSSSSS
Tai: i could still spank yugi
Yugi: you wounded
Tai: not with the switch no but to get another chance to see your cute ass hell yes i would Yugi: Kouga’s girls are you going to let him spank me
Tai: actually we can compromise...
Kouga\'s girl: what do you have in mind
Tai: just have yugi be naked for this dare
Tai: by the way who is going to say stop you?
Kouga\'s girl: um Tristan well i don\'t trust myself to say stop.
Tristan: cool
Tai: hmm... i think the last spanking dare we had was ... inu spanking me i think
Inuyasha: hehe that was fun
Tai: me spanking you was fun too
Yusaka: can we talk about this beating my ass thing?
Tai: no. We have many spanking dares you aint getting out of it
Yusaka: but i did not mean to blow my seed on the sink come on.
Tai: come on is exactly what you did
Yami: what in the hell did i do to get an ass whipping
Tai: the same thing yusuke did.
Yami: damn it find just do it and get it over with.
Tristan: haha this should be entering (thinking hehe now i can get back yusaka for runny in the bathroom head of me.)
Tai: kouga\'s girl is yugi getting naked too?
Kouga\'s girl: yes Tai he well get naked.
Serenity: wow i get to see him naked agine too
Tai: yes isn’t he cute?
Serenity: ya he is cute.
Joey: Serenity dang how did get so OWWWWWW hey watch hun them cuts hurt and the disinfected stings.
Kouga\'s girl: man Joey you acting like a big baby there are tiny little nicks from Tai\'s claws if he\'d jammed them in you\'d be getting stitches isn\'t that right Tai?
Tai: yes if i meant to hurt you you\'d be in the hospital now.
Joey: what ever.
Kouga\'s girl: Joey what eating you sweet heart.
Joey: i am embarrassed ok.
Kouga\'s girl: about what.
Joey: i lying over your lap with my pants pulled down show my bare ass to everyone and get band-aid put on my ass.
Kouga\'s girl: Joey you have a cute ass it\'s like no one has not seen it already oh i never seen your dimples before there cute.
Joey: yes i have dimples in my butt.
Kouga\'s girl: Tai come here look at this he has dimples in his butt.
Tai: i honestly don’t think Joey wants me to look at his butt again
Joey: like a care anymore
Tai: well if you don’t care. (Tai looks at Joey’s butt dimples.) Wow they are cute.
Kouga’s girl: I think we well stop here and do the Kat’s dare where come back.
Ok wow long chapter hope ya like it.
Chapter 21: back home.
(Hi I am back if you remember we stop after I had the babies and Tai and Jin and Kouga went pick up food but that was a mouth go my body has recover and kouga’s head recover form running head long in to a stop sign any way on with the game.)
Tai: so whose turn is it?
Serenity hehe before we start i got to show these i have to do way Joey is asleep he would kill if was awake.
Tai: embarrassing pictures?
Serenity: very
Tai: this should be funny
(Show everyone a pic of Joey about 13 wearing blue\'s clues pj sleeping with a teddy bear.)
Serenity: i about die laughing take this one
Tai: he\'s so cute!
Kouga\'s girl: omg he so adorable
Serenity: oh look at this one.
(It’s Halloween and Joey was dress up as barney and Serenity was right behind and fairy.)
Tristan: omg that is so funny heheaha.
Tai: does Joey know you have these pics?
Serenity: no i did not tell him i pick that up before i came here
Tai: what else you got?
Serenity: he is cute and funny to.
Tai: yes he is (Show them a pick Joey about 6 year in the bathtub looking up with a big smile with his 2 front teeth missing.)
Kouga\'s girl: oh he so Kawaii!
Tai: yes he is naked Joey in the bathtub
Tristan: hehehe that is too funny
Seto: hehe i can\'t believe that Joey
(Yugi and yami are laughing to hard to talk
Serenity: oh here a good one
(She shows them this pic oh he was 10 and the show him getting a bear butt spanking.)
Serenity: i took the pic and hide before Joey saw it
Tai laughs at that one : i told you Joey had a nice ass
Kouga\'s girl (laughing real): what in gods name did he do for that.
Serenity: Joey mooned the old women in apartment next door
Tai: that was convenient his pants were already down
Serenity: that what mom said Joey cloud not sit down for a hour
Tai: we should scan these pics into the computer and save them
Serenity: sure
Serenity: oh god look at this one he is so going to kill me for this.
Tai: uh oh
(Serenity shows them a pic of Joey 17 resent sitting in serenity\'s room and serenity and talk him into a dressing up he have a pink dress on she put his hair in pigtails and had on high heals and keen high pantyhose she put makeup on him he purple eye showed red lipstick and pink blush and holding a pink handbag.
Tai: Wow you talked him into cross dressing?
Serenity: Joey did that for me when i sick i still can\'t believe i got him to do that mom had to take a pic of that is was to funny
Kouga\'s girl (has hit the floor in fit of laughter): omg Joey is in drag hhhahahah.
Seto: how long did it take you get him to do that.
Serenity: i gave him the puppy dog eyes
Tai: come on serenity lets go to the computer and scan those
Serenity: ok
(After Tai and serenity left the room Joey had woke up.)
Joey (in mid starch): where is Serenity.
Seto: she (hehe) in (snort) the bathroom.
Joey: um what the hell you giggle at Seto
Seto: nothing i just thought of a funny joke Joes fen.
Joey: what you say
Seto: nothing i was just thinking,
Joey: hey Kouga\'s girl what’s going on.
Kouga\'s Girl: going to find Tei.
(Run out and run to tia serenity.)
Kouga\'s girl: omg Tai Joey\'s wake and he is confused why everyone is giggling and laugh when they look at him
Tai: i don’t know what to tell him. Serenity you have any ideas?
Serenity (with a evil look in her eyes): let put to garter a little photo album for Joey hehe.
Tai (starts printing out pictures): no problem
Kouga\'s girl: he is going to flip hehe
Tai: ok if i keep the pictures on here?
Serenity: yay
Tai: i still like that pic of him being spanked
I know it\'s cute
Tai: makes we want to do a spanking dare.
Tai finishes printing out the pictures and hands them serenity: you want to give these to your brother?
Serenity: ya
Tai: ok lets go then.
(We head back in to the living room with Joey and every and Joey still look confused.)
Joey: can one you please tell me why everyone keep going into giggle fits every time they look at me is my zipper down was i drooling.
Tai: serenity will you show him
Serenity: here looks at this Joey my favorite and only big brother.
Joey: ok what are you up.
Serenity (give him puppy dog eyes): what do you mean big brother.
Joey: ok just knock of the puppy dog eyes
(Joey open\'s up the book and fall on his ass seeing all his embarrassing pics.)
Joey: Serenity you little rat i am so going to get you back.
Tai: Joey you know you\'re not going to do anything
(Joey stands up and makes a grab for her but jumps and sticks her tongue at him he runs after her and pulls her to the floor and sit on her and starts to tickle her.)
Serenity: hehe haha stop Joey haha knock it off or i tell everyone you must embarrassing secret.
Joey: say uncle say it.
Tai: what is this? a secret worse than what we have heard??
Serenity: never haha stop or i am telling.
Joey: not until you say uncle
Tai: serenity you can always say it and then tell us
(Serenity contuses her self and rises up and pitches Joey’s butts making him fall back give her the orating to start ticking him.)
Joey: no fair you cheated
Serenity: I am going to tell everyone your secret.
Tai: serenity please does.
Serenity: Joey was about 14 he took this girl out and they were going to do it and she wanted to do in a pool so they snuck into a pool that was closed but they kept the pumps going a they striped down and start making and he going little Joey stick in the pool drain they had to call 911 and they did not arrest him they he gave him self the a push meant.
Joey: hey told me you never tell anyone.
Tai: you got little Joey stuck in a pool drain?
Joey: ya it was blunder she move to the left we in fount of a pool drain and the side and bam i got sucked in
(Tai starts laughing.)
Joey: hey it\'s not funny I was sore for a week
Tai: is little Joey ok?
Joey: if i was able to get kouga\'s girl knocked up i sure it\'s ok
Tai: good point
Tai: whose turn is it?
Tristan: mine
Tai: ok go
Tristan: um let\'s see hiei truth or dare.
Hiei: dare.
Tristan: i dare you to make out kurama
Tai: good one Tristan
Kurama: what oh man
Hiei: i gusset if i got to i well do it.
Tai: oh come on kurama you know hiei will like it
Hiei (start to blush): you’re nuts
Kurama: well let\'s do this ok.
Tai: you\'re the one blushing and the one caught jacking off to a picture of Hiei (blushing deeper): I am not blushing.
Tai: whatever can you just do your dare.
(Hiei walks over to Kurama and start to make out with him Hiei looked like he was enjoying it kurama looked he was not as happy.)
Serenity: i forgot to say some else about Joey little booboo in the pool.
Tai: something else?
Serenity: he said he enjoy the first few minutes because it got him off hehehe.
Joey: ok you done humiliating your brother now.
Tai: actually yes i could see that because it sucks.
Tai: wow Joey\'s first BJ at 14.
Kouga\'s girl: hehe Tai be nice
Tai: I’m being nice. Something sucked on little Joey until he got off. Isn’t that a BJ?
Kouga\'s girl: i guess you’re right hehe.
Joey: hey shut up man.
Tai (looks at the pictures of Joey that are still open and points to the one of him getting spanked): wow you\'ve always had a nice butt
Joey: AHHHHHH stop looking at that
(Tai just laughs and looks over at hiei and kurama.)
(Kurama brake off the making out.)
Tai: if you two are done i believe it’s your turn hiei
Kurama: ok that was um different not bad but not good.)
Hiei (blushing): um ya Yami truth or Dare.
Yami: dare. Hiei: i dare you too strip naked and go the into the shopping store and do Kouga\'s shop butt naked and you have to make sure you get everything on the list
Tai: are we forgetting spike\'s run naked in public dares?
Tai: i would love to see yami naked don’t get me wrong
Hiei: i think yami can do it if he is quick and quit about
Yami: what is with you people and making us get naked.
Tai: we like to see hot guys like you naked
Tai: you can dare us to get naked but you guys don’t
Yami: ok fine but i own you.
(Yami strips down get my shopping list i give him the money witch i put in a bug seen as he didn\'t have any pockets at the time. we all whet to the bus drive to the store he got out went in the and we waited outside.)
Kouga\'s girl: this is the most intrusting shopping trip ever.
Tai: why i am i getting a sense of deja vu?
Kouga\'s girl: if we do say anything about you know what then maybe it won\'t happen
(In the store with yami.)
Yami: this is the must embarrassing thing i ever done (looks at list.) frozen yogurt sweet snow omg this is going to be cold on me low regain.
Yugi: hehe i think little yami going to get a little cold.
Tai: what you do is look before you open the door then open it grab and close it real quick.
Kouga\'s girl: and how would you know have gone shopping naked before hehe
Tai: no just thinking about the situation.
(Back with yami.)
Yami: jeez that was cold i going to hiei for (looks at the list for the last he need to pick up,) emp i can\'t get her female stuff. (Blushing like nuts.) Ok just releases just go into to there grab the stuff and move.
(Yami comes out of the store with the bag looking quiet mad and relived to be out of there.)
Yami: here\'s you stuff can he go home
Tai: wow nobody said anything about you being naked?
Yami: i got some really strange looks and one woman run in to the candy display trying to avoid me.
Tai: lets get back to the house. It’s your turn yami
Kouga\'s girl: see i told if we didn\'t say anything about the cop he be ok.
Tai: yeah I’m surprised
Tai: wasn’t that the same store we did yugi\'s diaper dare at?
Kouga\'s girl: we went to wel mart this is IGM.
Tai: ok i was wrong
Kouga\'s girl: do you hear that.
Tai (listens): what?
Kouga\'s girl (letting my ears twitch around a little) it sounds like a load ruff snoring noise.
Serenity: that\'s just Joey he snores when he sleeps.
Tai: ok like i said yami your turn
Yami: Jin truth or dare.
Jin: um dare.
Yami: i dare you to use you wind power and blow Joey up it to that tree than wake him up.
Jin: sounds fun what do you think Tai
Tai: put Joey in a tree then wake him up? Sounds funny
Jin: ok everyone hold on or back up.
(Jin uses a powerful wind gust and Joey shirt get staged on a high brash.)
Jin: ok ready to wake him up.
Serenity: let me do that i know the easy way to wake him up.
Tai: this should be funny
Serenity: Joey we’re have cheese pizza for dinner come get before it get cold.
Joey: Pizza sweet i come waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa how did i get up ah let me down let me down i don\'t like highs eeeeeeeeeeekkkkkkkkkk.
Tai: so how do we get him down?
Kouga’s girl: um i don\'t know any one have any ideas that don\'t involve killing ok injuring him.
Tai: i could fly up there and get him
Joey: I DON\"T CARE JUST ME DOWN WAAAAAAHAHAHAHAAHA.
Tristan: jess Joey chilly out Tai coming up to get you stops crying,
(Tai changes into demon form and flies and grabs Joey and lands back on the ground.)
Joey: who did this who put me in a tree?
Tai: hey Joey yes flight is a big advantage
Tai: someone dared Jin to do it
Jin: sorry it was a dare,
Joey: YOU GUY KNOWS DAMN WELL I AM SACRIED TO DEATH OF HEIGHTS
Tai: yeah you aren’t hurt
Tai: actually i didn’t know that
Joey (blushing): thought you guy did.
Serenity: i did.
Tai: of course you did
Tai looks to Jin: you\'re up love
Jin: um Joey: truth or dare.
Joey: dare.
Jin (evil looks goes over his face.): i dare you to bungee jump at the fair over there.
Tai: that’s your dare? i thought you would do better love
Jin: I am not done yet you have do it naked and we get to recoded it and if you back of the jump i get to put you back in the and you have to sit the tree naked for a hour.
Tai: now that’s my mate.
Tai: your call Joey naked at the fair or feel the wind master\'s power.
Joey: oh come guys that is just mean i just told you i deathly afraid of heights.
Tai: actually bungee jumping perfectly safe then is a good way to face your fear.
Serenity: come on Joey you helped me face my fear dark.
Joey: all i did was stay with you a few nights in your room how that helps.
Tai: that helped because you were there you kept everything scary about the dark away from he.
Joey: ok then lets do this.
(We once agine pill into the bus agine and drive to the fair when we Joey\'s whole body was shacking and he was sweating we got to the bungee jumping area.)
Joey: oh man i do- don\'t kn know if i-i-i can do th- this
Tai talks to the guys working the bungee jump thing \" my friend here is very afraid of heights can you guys help him with this?\"
Bungee dude: ya its no problem.
Tai: just think Joey do this and you will have conquered your fear. it is completely safe
Joey: ya right do i really have to do this naked like jin said
Tai: Jin can you change that part?
Jin: ok you don\'t have done it naked.
Tai: this means you really have to this now
Joey: thank you (Joey walks to the lift to with bungee guy and it begins to go up) oh god i going to get sick um this is a too high,
Tai: keep going Joey those guys will help you and we are all here cheering you on
Serenity: come on big brother you can do it just don\'t think just do. Joey god if i don\'t this i look like a wimp in fount of my sister and my mate but if i do i won\'t like a wimp but what if something goes wrong and i get hurt or die.): ahhh jess i going to die i just know it
Tai: you\'re not going to die Joey I guarantee it
Serenity: Tai i have a idea.
Tai: go for it
Serenity: remember when i told that was afraid of the dark and Joey stayed in my room with for some time i can do this with and he well be able do it ok
Kouga\'s girl: good um Jin can take serenity up there.
Tai: that’s a good idea
Jin: sure ok hold serenity.
(Jin picks up serenity and flies up and puts her in lift with Joey.)
Joey: serenity what are you doing.
Serenity: helping you like you help me when i was afraid of the dark.
Joey: ok (oh man now i got to do this my little sister is going jump with i can\'t back out now god bewitch me.) Thanks seren.
Serenity: no problem Joey bear.
(They get to the top and the guy with the bungee cord is waiting,)
Jin: Comes on Joey there’s nothing to fear the wind rushing by you feels great. I control the wind
Bungee card dude: ok do guy want to have two cards or you want to jump as one.
Serenity: jump as one.
Joey: Jin can i count on you use you power to stop us for hitting the grand if some
Jin: of course you can Joey i wouldn’t let anything happen to you now.
(The bungee dude hooks the cord around Joey and serenity\'s ankles and Joey and Serenity hold on to each other,)
Serenity: you ready Joey.
Joey: as ready as i can be (oh god i going to die.)
(Joey and serenity step to the end and get ready and they jump.)
Joey: OHHHHHHHHH GODDDDDDDD I GOING TO DIIE.
Serenity: aaaaahhhhhhhhh hahahaha this is sooooooooo coollllllll and you are not going to die Joey.
Tai yells: yeah Joey!! You did it!!
Joey (hanging upside down.): ok can somebody unhook me now.
Bungee dude: ok hold (grabs the cord knot and pulls it and let Joey and serenity free.)
Serenity: can we do that agine Joey please big brother please(gives him the puppy dog eyes and the quivering bottom lip.)
Joey: oh man not the eyes and lip i um i gusted so( god i hate when she dose this.)
(They ride up Joey still not trilled but he not as afraid of highest as he was but still not.)
Bungee dude: you guy want to go like you did before.
Serenity: separately this time.
Joey: what um ya (ohhhhhh god the only reason i was able to do before is because serenity was with me i can\'t do with out her.)
Bungee dude: ok hun you ready to go.
Serenity: this so cool see you on the grand Joey.
(With she jumps off the platform.)
Serenity: this sooooooooooooooooooooo cool.
(After they unhook serenity they hook up Joey.)
Joey: oh man i don\'t think i do this with serenity.
Jin: come on Joey you\'re telling me serenity can do something you can\'t
Bungee dude: dude you have to the count of 5 minutes before i push you off.
Jin: just close your eyes and fall forward
Joey: I well try
(Joey closes his eyes and falls forward like Jin told him too as he was falling he opened his.)
Joey: oh god i going to be sick.
(He closes his eyes agine.)
Joey (his still closed): am i on the ground yet.
Jin flies down and goes up next to Joey: yeah you are.
Joey: so i can open my eyes now.
Tai (walks up): yeah what did you think about that ?
Joey: it was not as bad as i thought but i think i going to be sick.
(After they unhook Joey he sits down but um something don\'t fill right.)
Joey: oh men tell some spilled their drink on the lap of my pants.
Tai: what drink would that be?
Joey: oh god tell i did not do what i think i did then
Tai: i think you did
Joey: can we go now?
Serenity: Joey what’s wrong
Tai: yep you did it you should be proud of yourself
Joey: proud i wet my self how can I be proud
Tai: because you faced you fear
Serenity: um don\'t fill badly on my 2nd jump i did the same thing.
Joey: you did.
Serenity: yap hehe.
Kouga\'s girl: let\'s get back people can clean up and get back to the game
Tai: good idea
Kouga\'s girl: serenity i have some clothes you can brow ok. Serenity: thanks i gusset i should just call you sis see as you and my brother are mates or married um witch is it.
Kouga\'s girl: we are mates but we are going and going to be married it\'s me him and kouga,
Serenity: cool i getting a new sister and brother that cool
(We get back in the and go back home Joey and serenity get them safes cleaned up and we can get back to the game.)
Tai: well brave one it’s your turn.
Joey: um Tai truth or dare.
Tai: dare me Joey
Joey: i dare you to run naked that target.
Tai: run through target?
Joey: right
Tai: ok let’s go
(For and 3rd time we hop in the bus and drive to target.)
Tai sits next to Jin on the bus: you have to teach me that wind control, love
Jin: ok love i teach you the wind control if that\'s what you want( puts his arm around tai.)
Tai kisses Jin: thank you let me fly like you do in my human form
Jin: i love you (start to make out Tai.)
Kouga\'s girl: Tai we are here.
(Tai is too busy making out with Jin.)
Joey: i think Tai\'s a bit too busy with Jin.
Kouga\'s girl (picks up my bottle water.): ok i put an end to that.
(Walks back there and pores the water all over Jin and Tai.)
Tai: ahh! Well that’s one way to get me out of clothes they\'re all wet now
Jin: ahhh omg! I am dipping wet i have take mine off too. Tai: oohh want to run with me?
Jin: sure.
Kouga\'s girl: ok well you two-best get going,
Tai takes off his wet clothes and runs off the bus and into target Jin dose the same and is right next to Tai.)
Joey: i hope they don’t get the cops called on them.
Tai is holding on to Jin: you know the dare was to run through this place not fly.
Jin: ya well you going to know.
Tai: wow flying naked with my mate what could be better?
Jin: sex and flying sound better.
Tai: well when you teach me how to float like you do we can do that.
Jin: during the next dare i teach you ok.
Tai: you want me to dare you to teach me?
Jin: ya
(Back out in the bus.)
Joey: um why are things flying out of the store like that?
Hiei: that would be Jin super speed you see when he flies he can go and incurable speeds that my friend is people and stuff is flay out of the store.
Kouga\'s girl (use the walker talkies to talk to tai): hey you guys are blowing people out the store.
Tai: this is why i didn’t want you to fly. Look at that mess
Tai points back to the store
Jin: oops do you want me to stop.
Tai: yes lets run out of the store now
(Jin stops flying put Tai down.)
Jin: ok let\'s go.
(Tai and Jin run out of the store and on to the bus.)
Joey: um kouga\'s girl let\'s get out of here be fore we get in trouble.
Tai: you know if we do too many more of these the cops will start looking for this bus
Kouga\'s girl: i know.
Jin: um sorry for making a mass back at the store.
Kouga\'s girl: you know what don\'t think any one can say who is all they saw was a blare of skin and hair hehe.
Tai: that may be true.
Tai: my turn?
Jin: my ears see how all pointy up and wiggly they only do that when happy or exacted and i have it been ether in a long time haha.
Tai: wow i haven’t heard that since i saw you at the dark tournament fighting yusuke.
Jin: well i am happy and exacted hehe.
Tai: your ears get like that when you\'re with me.
Jin: i know i happy and exacted all the time now haha.
Tai: yep just like i am. Because of you love
Jin: you are so cute.
Tai: i can say the same
Joey: ok come if you two get any more lovely dobby i going to get sick
Yusuke: you’re the one to honey butt you get all mushy around your sister and you mate.
Joey: why you I’m going to kick your butt.
Yusuke: i like to see you try.
Tai doing impassion of Jin: hey urameshi i thought i was crazy but you take the cake you don’t be having a bomb go off in your face like that
(Before any one can stop them they start to fight all any one can see are legs and arm trashing about.)
Joey: ow hey no wages.
Yusuke: owwwww! No hair pulling.
Kouga\'s girl: how long are they going to be fight like this
Tai: yusuke could beat Joey without trying if he wanted to.
Kouga\'s girl: ya but how long do they plan on fight like this.
Tai: Jin will you blow them apart?
Jin: ok.
(Uses one of his wind blast and knocks yusuke and Joey part the only problem me and serenity had skits on and our skits got blowing off due to the power full wind blast.)
Joey, yusuke: haha your skits got blowing away haha.
(Tai and Jin get up and get behind yusuke and Joey while they’re still laughing and pull their pants down.)
Joey, yusuke: ahhhhhh our pants.
Joey: that so not funny.
Yusuke: that’s embarrassing
Tai: even though the ladies in that situation are funny?
Tai: wow yusuke didn’t know you wore silk boxers
Joey: well i um-sorry girls.
Yusuke: ya so what I like silk.
Joey: are thus kittens on your boxers.
Tai feels yusuke\'s boxers: nice
Yusuke: hay hands off
Kouga\'s girl: omg Joey\'s right those are kittens
Tai: i thought kuwabara was the guy with the thing for kitties not you
Yusuke (blushing deep red.): well um he would have never got the kitten if i did not leave at his House i found but i knew i was unable to keep it so i left it with i would have loved to have that cute fluffy lovable kitten.
(Yusuke red after think about what he just said.)
Yusuke: did i just tell you my true fills for cats?
Tai: the great urameshi the lover of kittens
Tai: yeah you did
Hiei: you are sooo dumb urameshi i would never be that dumb to.
Tai: you mean like your feelings for kurama?
Hiei (blushing.): i don\'t have filling for Kurama no madder how cute i think he is sooooo drop it.
Tai: you know that you denying is going to make keep on it
Tai: 1. You’re blushing and 2. You were caught jacking off to a picture of kurama more than once and 3 you just called him cute.
Hiei (blushing more then before.): i well maybe a little but it\'s not what you think i mean sure i think he\'s cute and has a nice ass but i don\'t have filling for him
Tai: no you just think he\'s cute and has a nice ass and jack off to a picture of him repeatedly
Kurama: did you just say i have a nice ass Hiei?
Hiei: oh this awkward um ya i did.
Tai: hiei just admit you like him and I’ll shut up about it.
(Yusuke comes up be Hiei and grabs his pants yaks them down to revile Hiei\'s black silk Kurama boxer.)
Tai: thank you yusuke i think that says everything
Hiei: ekkkk um i can explain these i um i bowered these from um (looks frankly around the room.) um Kat over there and (Kat walks over and slugs him in gut.) ok so there mine but ok you win i like and all but it\'s them i comply gay i like both male and female ok.
Tai: we never said you were completely gay. I just wanted you to admit you liked kurama
Hiei: ow my gut why did you slug me Kat.
Tai: my turn huh?
Jin: yes it
Tai: Jin truth or dare?
Jin: dare me love?
Tai: I dare you to teach me your wind control.
Jin: All right then lets go outside.
Jin: i control the wind my using my energy. The same way yusuke, hiei, and kurama do their attacks. Since you a bird demon i think you should be able to get your energy to use the wind.
(Tai concentrates on his energy and uses to try and push the air around him. Nothing happens for the first few minutes then Jin feels a light breeze.)
Jin: that’s it. Keep working on that and using your demon energy in your human form.
Tai opens his eyes: damn that a lot harder to do in human form
Jin: no you just not used to using demon energy in that form. i believe your demon self is more in touch with the air since it flies and your human self doesn’t Tai: so that’s all i have to do?
Jin: yeah easy aint it? Just know what you want and go for it.
Jin: well i think that’s all i need to say on that. you just have to be practicing at it and you know i\'ll help you
Tai (jumps up and kisses jin): thank you love
Jin: just be practicing now i want to fly with you soon.
Jin: my turn now is it?
Jin: let\'s see um Kouga\'s girl Truth or dare.
Kouga\'s girl: Dare (oh man what hell is planning in his head.)
Jin: i dare you to do it with kouga and Joey right here in front of everyone.
Kouga\'s girl: Jin who knew your mind was so dirty
Tai: he\'s my mate
Joey: damn you mean right out in the open out side for crying out loud.
Kouga: that don\'t bug me i use to doing it outside.
Tai: i don’t think he met outside. i think he met in the living room in front of everyone whose playing
Joey: ok (grate rug burns and everyone looking at us oh.) well let\'s get in side and do it.
Tai: Joey stop bitching
Kouga\'s girl: hey Joey looks on the barite side you get sex
Kouga: so can we get started now?
Tai: yes please do
Joey: Men are you that horny.
(We all head inside.)
Joey goes behind me and wraps his arms around me and starts kissing my neck. Kouga stops my moan with his lips he slips his tongue in my mouth and tastes my flavor and Joey removes my shirt my own hands working on kouga\'s shirt. Kouga breaks the kiss and switches with Joey I can feel kouga\'s hand massage my breast as Joey works on removing my pants and we have removed all clothes and Kouga lowers the floor they both start kissing me all over my body i roll to my side to allow them both enter me i can fell kouga slowly push in form the front and Joey slowly form the back at first Joey entering me hurt but it gives away to a filling palsher and they both start to pump the room fills with moans i can fill my end coming and after one hard pump for them both the room fills with one big moan of palsher as all 3 of use hit our end.)
Jin: um well that was entering.
Tai: i liked it
Hiei (eyes are as wide as cds): um i have never seen anything like that before.
Tristan: um i think i need to um use the restroom ya i got to um pee brb.
Tai: yeah sure Tristan Tristan (blushing and trying to hide woody he sporting.): what i just have to pee that\'s all.
Yusaka: um i need the bathroom for a diffract reason
Tai: you know Tristan you cant pee with a hard on
Tristan: shit i thought i had it hid.
(Yusaka runs off to the bathroom to um take care of something.)
Tristan: hey Yusaka i had dibs on the bathroom first come this real hurts.
Yusaka: to bad you snooze you lose.
Tristan: hey come this hurts like hell.
Jin: i thought you just had ta pee.
Tristan: i um i do it just really hurts to um wait that\'s all.
Jin: hey Tai do think he telling the truth
Tai: who Tristan?
Jin: ya
Tai: you know Tristan wants to go jack off
Tristan: ok so i want to i don\'t it hurts ok.
Jin: well that took lass time to get him to tell the truth
Tai: yeah.
Serenity: hey Tristan i um need some help in um that room um i need to um see if i have any bruising form bungee jumping k
Tristan: um sure no big um last i just checking for bruising that all
(Serenity grabs Tristan and prickly drags into the bedroom not more than 10 minutes in they’re everyone start to hear moans coming form there.)
Kouga\'s girl: well i think we know there are more then injury checking going on
Tai: sounds like they are having fun
Joey: has any see serenity i can\'t find her
Tai: did you check the bedroom her and Tristan are in?
Joey: thanks man.
(Joey walks off to the bedroom.)
Kouga\'s girl: Tai that was nasty Joey going to break little Tristan off if he finds them.
Tai: i doubt that serenity will save him.
Kouga\'s girl: i think she well being it was her that damn near drag him in there.
Tai: true and you know Joey can\'t hurt serenity
(Everyone can hear Joey yelling down the hall.)
Joey: WHAT IN THE HELL ARE YOU DOING IN BED TOGATER TIRSTAN I HAVE A GOOD MIND TO SNAP OFF YOUR LITTLE TIRSTAN.
Kouga\'s girl, Inuyasha (holding there sativa ears.): Shit i think Joey found them
Tai: obviously
Kouga\'s girl: shit I’m going to go and make sure Joey doesn’t kill Tristan.
Tai: can I?
(I grab Tai and run down to the room Tai turns demon form on the way.)
Kouga\'s girl (dropping Tai on his butt.): hey Joey calm your self ok. Tai: Joey shut up
Joey: BUT TRISTAN DOING MY SISTER
Tai: your sister asked him
Joey (looking more confused than before.): what why would she ask him
Tai: because she likes him you moron
Joey: i knew she liked him but i did not think she like that much
Kouga\'s girl: ok why me and you and Tai go back to the livening room let them get done ok.
Tai: why give him the choice?
(Tai picks up Joey and starts carrying him back I just shock me head closed the door went to living room.)
Joey: PUT ME DOWN DAMN IT I WALK MY SLFE AND GET YOU HAND OFF MY ASS
Tai: but it is such a nice ass and you will have claws in it if you don’t calm down
Joey: I SADI LET ME GOOOOO YA ASS HOLE (start to straggle and wiggle around try get free.) PUT ME DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tai: yeah Joey struggle some more
Joey: OH GOD EWWWWWWWW GET YOUR DAMN HANDS OFF MY ASS GOD YOU ARE A PERVRT.
Tai drops Joey: yes but i admit to it
Joey: OW did you have to drop me. And why is my bleeding.
Kouga\'s girl: Tai did you jab him with you claws.
Tai: i think he struggled into one
Tai: i didn’t mean to
Kouga\'s girl: no big i get some disinfected and some band-aid just get him in the livening room and make sure he don\'t try and run back to the bedroom ok.
Tai: you heard your mate. That way cutie
Joey: don\'t call me cutie and I’ll were i want to and you can\'t stop me (Joey sits on the floor and refuse to move.)
Tai: i picked up before what makes you think i wont do it again?
Joey: i anit moving (crossing arms.)
Kouga\'s girl: you what to do Tai.
(Kouga’s walks off to the bathroom.)
Tai slams his hand between Joey’s legs just missing little Joey: get up or lose something human
Joey (slapping his hands over his little Joey.): hey you just about hit my little Joey. (Joey sits shacking a little.)
Tai: get in the living room or lose it.
(Tai taps Joey’s hands with his claws.)
Joey (eye get big with fear and shackling stands up.): man you are siresus you going to castrate me if i don\'t move.
Tai gives him evil smile and raises his other clawed hand.
Joey: hey don\'t look me like that.
The (hand over Joey’s hands makes a quick movement and there are now 3 tears in Joey’s pants): move human!
Joey: ahhhhhhhhhhhhh (takes off running to livening and runs into the sofa and slamming his little Joey into it.)
Tai changes back into human form and walks back in and sits with jin
Joey (winching in pain.): owwww i think i broke something (cups little Joey.)
Jin: what happened to Joey\'s pants there all ripped in the fount.
Tai: ya only on one leg. He wouldn’t move and didn’t believe i would go after little Joey so that a warning shot.
Joey: you are nuts Tai.
Tai: i can be I’m a demon
Joey: i can\'t believe you tried to sever a must valuable part of my body.
Tai: got you moving didn’t it?
Joey: only to save my Family jewels
Tai: that’s why i threatened them because i knew you would move
Jin: if it were me i would have ripped the part of the pants that cover his family jewels off that he would i meant business.
Tai: he had his hands over that. I didn’t want to cut his hands off
Jin: ok he doesn’t now i said if he says your nut agine do it just see his face when you do it.
Tai (smiles): i might just do that.
Joey (standing if fount of Tai and Jin.): you two are nuts wacko insane crazy Looney toons you need mental help!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Joey is standing there trying to get his wind back after his rant.)
Tai: sit down Joey
Joey: WHY SHOULD I YOU NUT BALL.
Tai: because if you sit down and shut up the nut ball wont have any reason to make you lose your jewels.
Joey: i will sit down when i wont to.
Tai: have you not learned yet that bad things happen every time you say that?
Joey: ha you are the only bad thing that\'s happened to me.
Tai: yes that’s right. And if you don’t want this bad thing to happen again sit down and shut up human.
Joey: i said i well sit down when i want to and i well talk all i want to.
(Jin walks up behind Joey and grabs him.
Joey: get off me.
Jin: now you just stand still.
Tai transforms into demon form and slashes at little Joey. Joey’s pants fall in pieces leaving him in his kouga\'s girl boxers.
Tai: wow I’m getting a massive déjà vu.
Joey: not agine why do bad things keep happening me.
Tai: because you don’t shut up. All i wanted was for you to sit down and shut up. But no you cant even do that much.
Joey: fine i well sit down. Jin (yelling down to me): HEY KOUGA\'S BRING YOUR SEWING KIT
(Everyone can hear me cursing don\'t the hall.)
Kat: why is my sister curing now?
Tai: i have no idea
Tai yells down the hall: everything ok down there?
Kouga\'s girl: i dropped my sewing kit.
Kat: um Joey hehe what happen to your pants.
Joey: ask him kouga\'s girl.
Tai: well called me a nut ball b/c of how i got him to move. He wouldn’t shut up about it so cut his pants
Kat: sounds like a plan to me but um why did he call me kouga\'s girl i am Kat
Tai: because you\'re twins and we can\'t tell you apart
Kat: oh there is one way to tell us apart.
Tai: and that would be?
Kat (blushing): my right ear has a black spot at the tip.
Tai: ok we\'ll still get you mixed up sometimes though
Kat: ya i know wait a minute this is the fist time i talk to Joey and he has not seen bemuse i am normally hiding behind someone so he don\'t know about me.
Jin: well he\'s going to have a heart attack when he finds out
(Kouga’s girl come in the room and stands next to Kat and starts to talk with her a bit,)
Joey: WHAT THE HELL AM I SEEING DUBBLE
Tai: you didn’t know she had a twin?
Joey: not really.
Kouga\'s girl: i thought you knew i had a identical twin.
Joey (shacking head a little): ok how did i miss her runny around here.
Tai: don’t know anyways I think its your turn kouga\'s girl
Kouga\'s girl: right Kat truth or dare.
Kat: dare me sister.
Kouga\'s girl: i dare you to give yugi and yami a bare bottom speaking with this wiping willow switch
Yugi, Yami: HEY WHY US
Tai: you\'re going to hurt them that much?
Kouga\'s girl: don\'t worrying about it Kat a lot more gentle than me
Tai: that was the same switch you used on kaiba and you saw his ass after words
Kouga\'s girl: ya but i was company flipped out
Tai: and how is she going to spank both of them?
Kouga\'s girl: wait it was them that jerked off in the bathroom right and i know it was not Hiei he was out here after the 3 some dare.
Tai: yeah it was yami not yugi
Kouga\'s girl: so who was the other one
Tristan: it was yusaka
Yusaka: HEY BIG mouth.
Tai: well it looks like you\'re getting the switch on your ass spirit detective
Kouga\'s girl: ok it\'s yami and Yusaka not yugi.
Yugi: YES!! WOOHOOO I AM FREE YESSSSSSSS
Tai: i could still spank yugi
Yugi: you wounded
Tai: not with the switch no but to get another chance to see your cute ass hell yes i would Yugi: Kouga’s girls are you going to let him spank me
Tai: actually we can compromise...
Kouga\'s girl: what do you have in mind
Tai: just have yugi be naked for this dare
Tai: by the way who is going to say stop you?
Kouga\'s girl: um Tristan well i don\'t trust myself to say stop.
Tristan: cool
Tai: hmm... i think the last spanking dare we had was ... inu spanking me i think
Inuyasha: hehe that was fun
Tai: me spanking you was fun too
Yusaka: can we talk about this beating my ass thing?
Tai: no. We have many spanking dares you aint getting out of it
Yusaka: but i did not mean to blow my seed on the sink come on.
Tai: come on is exactly what you did
Yami: what in the hell did i do to get an ass whipping
Tai: the same thing yusuke did.
Yami: damn it find just do it and get it over with.
Tristan: haha this should be entering (thinking hehe now i can get back yusaka for runny in the bathroom head of me.)
Tai: kouga\'s girl is yugi getting naked too?
Kouga\'s girl: yes Tai he well get naked.
Serenity: wow i get to see him naked agine too
Tai: yes isn’t he cute?
Serenity: ya he is cute.
Joey: Serenity dang how did get so OWWWWWW hey watch hun them cuts hurt and the disinfected stings.
Kouga\'s girl: man Joey you acting like a big baby there are tiny little nicks from Tai\'s claws if he\'d jammed them in you\'d be getting stitches isn\'t that right Tai?
Tai: yes if i meant to hurt you you\'d be in the hospital now.
Joey: what ever.
Kouga\'s girl: Joey what eating you sweet heart.
Joey: i am embarrassed ok.
Kouga\'s girl: about what.
Joey: i lying over your lap with my pants pulled down show my bare ass to everyone and get band-aid put on my ass.
Kouga\'s girl: Joey you have a cute ass it\'s like no one has not seen it already oh i never seen your dimples before there cute.
Joey: yes i have dimples in my butt.
Kouga\'s girl: Tai come here look at this he has dimples in his butt.
Tai: i honestly don’t think Joey wants me to look at his butt again
Joey: like a care anymore
Tai: well if you don’t care. (Tai looks at Joey’s butt dimples.) Wow they are cute.
Kouga’s girl: I think we well stop here and do the Kat’s dare where come back.
Ok wow long chapter hope ya like it.