The Hentai
Chapter 2
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Summary:
strange occurrences begin to plague Tomoeda and once again Sakura must take up
the role of Cardcaptor and draw upon the magic skills she’s honed over the
years, but nothing in her past experiences prepared her for THIS!
Collaboration Fic Between Chiruken and The Great
Draken
Warnings:
Citrus Content Ahead & Healthy Doses of Insanity!
Cardcaptors/Cardcaptor Sakura Original Japanese
Version © CLAMP/Kodansha “Nakayoshi”
NHK NHK Enterprise21
Madhouse Pioneer Entertainment (
All Fanfics created by Chiruken (me) & The Great
Draken were written for the sole purpose of shared entertainment and not
intended for publication or sale.
Sakura
moaned softly and shook her head, reaching up to rub her eyes then her nose as
something tickled it. For some strange
reason her bed seemed unbelievably hard beneath her.
fighting against wakefulness. Suddenly
her eyes snapped open as awareness rushed in.
A scream was torn from her tt bet before she could stop it as her vision
was filled with leather-clad pinkness.
She scrambled backwards with comical speed, her back thumping against
the wall as she panted, wide green eyes staring in mute horror at the creature
hovering before her.
“Ah…good…you’re
awake. Have a nice nap, sugar?”
knees, smiling congenially.
“Wh-who…”
Sakura paused and swallowed before trying again.
She waved her hands frantically, shaking her head emphatically in firm
denial.
“I
can sense powerful magic in you, sugar.
I don’t think you need me to explain what just happened, hmm?”
flapped its tiingsings and hovered in front of the startled girl’s face.
which you just opened, incidentally.”
Saol ignored the girl’s emphatic shake of the head and flew over to
bo
book sitting innocently on the table beside the plate of sandwiches.
of déjà vu assailed her and something emerged from the book and floated towards
her. Slowly, reluctantly she stood.
with thee! A girl named…” Saol paused
and looked over at the wide-eyed and pale girl for a moment.
Oh Pocket Rocket™
this girl your power! Release!”
Blinding
light filled the dining room and Sakura squinted against the brightness, tears
streaming from her eyes. “No…no…no…this
can’t be happening…” She moaned softly, shaking her head again in denial.
turn several shades of red.
“Sakura!
over to her, pulling a crop seemingly out of nowhere and sharply tapping
Sakura’s behind with it. “Take the
Dildo, Sakura!” She ordered sharply and
the girl obeyed immediately, startled by the sting of the crop which had
disappeared once again.
As
her fingers closed over the Sealing Dildo she felt her face heating even
more. “This can’t be happening!”
finally got a good look at what she was now holding.
The next instant the door crashed open and she whirled around, staring
in shock and mortification at the intruder.
“Hoeh!”
“Sakura!
entrance to the dining room fighting to catch his breath and stared at the girl
with a bright red face. Golden brown
eyes widening in horrified understanding he sat abruptly, face rapidly changing
colour to resemble an over-ripe tomato.
He gulped and shook his head, slowly raising his arm to point at the
object his friend was holding. He opened
his mouth but no sound emerged. He tried
several times, strangely resembling a fish out of water, before closing his mouth
with a snap and swallowing audibly.
“Wh-what the hell is that?!”
He finally managed to choke out.
The
pink Guardian flew over to the startled Syaoran and hovered before him,
frowning thoughtfully for a moment before smiling widely.
“S-sealing…D-d-d-dildo?!”
more. He shook his head hard and focused
on the creature hovering in front of him.
“Who are you?” He asked hoarsely,
not entirely certain he wanted to know the answer to his question.
having to be told.
“I
am the great and powerful Saol, Guardian Beast of Hentai!”
reminiscent of one fluffing one’s hair despite the fact that she had none.
Syaoran
raised one hand and dropped his face into it.
“You just had to open the book.”
He shook his head slowly. “You
just had to release those cards.
Oh man…this is one hell of a mess.”
Sakura
blinked and glared over at her friend who was still sitting on the floor and
muttering to himself under his breath.
“It wasn’t my fault!” She
clutched the Sealing Dildo tightly in her hand and stomped across the dining
room to tower over him. “I wouldn’t have
opened it if I knew what it was! I
thought it was my text book.” Her eyes
narrowed and she brandished the Dildo like a weapon, waggling it over the boy’s
head threateningly. “And I wouldn’t even
have the stupid book if not for you! You
had it first! It got mixed up in
dropped our books into the mud. You’re
the one who handed me the wrong book, Syaoran-kun!”
He
looked up to glare at her and immediately his gaze focused on the thing
wriggling in front of his face. His eyes
crossed as the blood rushed to his face again.
“U-um…Sakura…” He gulped and tried unsuccessfully to tear his gaze away
from the makeshift weapon she was waving in his face.
heating even further to the point where he was almost certain steam should be
pouring out of his ears at any moment.
“Is that a…dildo, Sakura?”
“Eh?”
moment before turning her gaze to the thing clutched in her hand.
“H-hoeh!” She hurriedly hid it behind
her back. “It’s the Sealing Dildo.”
stared at the floor willing it to open up and swallow her whole as she felt for
certain she would die of mortification.
“The…what?”
her. She couldn’t have said the
Sealing Dildo…could she?
Sakura
sighed and reluctantly pulled the object from behind her back to show to
him. “It’s the Sealing Dildo,
Syaoran-kun.”
He
stared at it in disbelief, shock evident in his expression.
watching the entire exchange with an expression oddly resembling a smirk.
thump and stared up at the ceiling.
“Hey!
at the boy sprawled out on the floor.
She advanced on him threateningly when she paused and looked towards the
door as it opened again and two more figures joined them.
“Sakura!”
his larger size. “We felt a sudden
Magical Surge! Are you all right?”
“K-Kero-chan!”
the Sun and she felt herself flushing in embarrassment again when she spotted
her other Guardian. “Y-Yue-san!”
her. He was staring intently at
Saol. “U-um…” Sakura suddenly felt
overwhelmed and at a loss.
Kero
followed his counterparts gaze and stared at the small pink creature sitting on
the table beside a book. His eyes
narrowed. “What is that?”
“I
am not a ‘that’, Keroberos.” Saol
flapped her tiny white wings and flew over to the lion-like creature, pulling
the same crop she’d used on Sakura earlier out of seemingly nowhere to thwack
the Guardian Beast over the nose. He
reared back, eyes squinted shut and tearing from the sharp stinging pain
emanating from his muzzle. “I am Saol,
Guardian Beast of Hentai. Remember
it.” The crop disappeared once again.
“Ouch!”
smarting nose and rolled on the floor in obvious pain, though to those gathered
it seemed he was laying it on a bit thick.
“Owowowowowowow!”
Yue
looked away from the pathetic display and focused his narrowed gaze on the pink
guardian. “How is it that you know our
names?” He asked softly, arms folded over
his chest.
“I
know a lot of things, sugar.” Saol
winked and flew back to the table where she grabbed a sandwich.
into her mouth and grinned around it at the gathered observers.
She asked around the mouthful and held the plate out as an offering.