Truth or Dare (Kouga\'s Girl style A very Evil gigg

Chapter 3: it Never Ends

(Hi I am back if you remember we stop after because we had to clean the Kikyo bits off my wells and stuff it was a mass but it\'s all clean now so let welcome millions knives, Roger Smith.)

Knives: ok what the hell Vash did you have something to do with this.

Vash: no way I had none thing to do with you come here.

Roger: um ok what the hell is going on here I just call Big O (goes to hit watch to call for Big O) hey wares my watch I can\'t call Big O with out it.

Kouga\'s girl: ok first off no knives Vash had none thing to do with this and Roger I took your watch so can\'t call big O or butler dude so ha.

Roger: but I (starts throwing a fit and crying little I boy who just lost puppy.) waaaaaaaaa I want my watch wwwwwwwaaaaaaaa give it back wwwwwwwaaaaaaaa give it wwwaaaaaaa give it back.

Kouga\'s girl: AH shut up and stop acting little a child damn it you can have your damn watch back later for crying out aloud.

Roger (sniff) (sniff): sorry I get a little childish sometimes very sorry.

(Ok a little note the next 5 dares come from Randall Flagg2 thank you.)

Kouga\'s girl: any way it\'s my turn so um Inuyasha Truth or dare. Inuyasha: Um fuck it Dare me.

Kouga\'s Girl: watch you mouth and I dare you to um eat jalapeno peppers till I say stop.

Inuyasha: ok they can\'t be that hot so bring them on.

(After the first 2 his eyes are watering and his mouth has begun hurting about after 20 I yell stop.)

Inuyasha: Water or milk or Oji don\'t care just get me something.

Kouga\'s girl: here sweeties drink this (hands him a glass of milk)

Inuyasha: thank you (Smoke comes form his mouth as he talks.).

Kouga\'s Girl: Inuyasha it\'s your turn.

Inuyasha: um ok lets see err um Kouga ya wimpy wolf Truth or dare.

Kouga: Dare me mutt face.

Inuyasha (with a evil look on his face.):ok ya skinny wolf I dare to Dance a can can in a Hawaiian skirt with fruit in your hair in the street while singing Queen\'s \"Don\'t Stop Me Now.

Kouga: I hate you dog breath.

(So it took all the girls and me to get him ready he would not sit still why add the fruit to his hair after we got him ready we all went to the street.)

Inuyasha: did bri bring the video camera?

Kouga\'s girl: sure did and it\'s ready to record.

Kouga: Tonight I\'m gonna have myself a real good time

I feel alive and the world it\'s turning inside out Yeah!

I\'m floating around in ecstasy

So don\'t stop me now don\'t stop me

\'Cause I\'m having a good time having a good time

I\'m a shooting star leaping through the skies

Like a tiger defying the laws of gravity

I\'m a racing car passing by like Lady Godiva

I\'m gonna go go go

There\'s no stopping me

I\'m burning through the skies Yeah!

Two hundred degrees

That\'s why they call me Mister Fahrenheit

I\'m trav\'ling at the speed of light

I wanna make a supersonic man of you

Don\'t stop me now I\'m having such a good time

I\'m having a ball don\'t stop me now

If you wanna have a good time just give me a call

Don\'t stop me now (\'Cause I\'m having a good time)

Don\'t stop me now (Yes I\'m having a good time)

I don\'t want to stop at all

I\'m a rocket ship on my way to Mars

On a collision course

I am a satellite I\'m out of control

I am a sex machine ready to reload

Like an atom bomb about to

Oh oh oh oh oh explode

I\'m burning through the skies Yeah!

Two hundred degrees

That\'s why they call me Mister Fahrenheit

I\'m trav\'ling at the speed of light

I wanna make a supersonic woman out of you

Don\'t stop me don\'t stop me don\'t stop me

Hey hey hey!

Don\'t stop me don\'t stop me

Ooh ooh ooh (I like it)

Don\'t stop me have a good time good time

Don\'tp mep me don\'t stop me

Ooh ooh Alright

I\'m burning through the skies Yeah!

Two hundred degrees

That\'s why they call me Mister Fahrenheit

I\'m trav\'ling at the speed of light

I wanna make a supersonic woman of you

Don\'t stop me now I\'m having such a good time

I\'m having a ball don\'t stop me now

If you wanna have a good time

Just give me a call

Don\'t stop me now (\'Cause I\'m having a good time)

Don\'t stop me now (Yes I\'m having a good time)

I don\'t wanna stop at all La la la la laaaa

La la la la

La la laa laa laa laaa

La la laa la la la la la laaa hey!!

Little Girl: mommy why is that man wearing a skit and lifting it over his head.

Little Girl\'s mommy: um hun we better go honey he maybe a psycho.

Kouga: I am not a psycho I doing a dare damn it.

Little Girl: bye Mr. Psycho.

(Back at the house)

Kouga: Kagome Truth or dare.

Kagome: um Dare.

Kouga: I dare you to give Inuyasha a bare butt spanking With um err hey babe.

Kouga\'s girl: ya hun.

Kouga: do you have any thing to give a spanking with?

Kouga\'s girl: ya um here a wooden smooth backed hairbrush.

Kouga: thanks any way a spanking with this hair and till I say stop.

Kagome: um well I guess I have to so ok. (So pulls Inuyasha\'s Pants down to revile is bear butt and other parts hiding under the pants (drool) pulls him over her knee and beings the spanking.)

Inuyasha: I ow ouchy owwe am ow ouchy owwe going ow ouchy owwe to ow ouchy owwe kill ow ouchy owwe you ow ouchy owwe Kouga.

(After about 2 days)

Kouga: ok stop.

(Kagome stop beating Inuyasha and Inuyasha stands up and his ass is so red that if we turned off the lights it would glow in the dark.)

Inuyasha: Kouga\'s girl can I have a pillow and some aspirin so the pain well stop please.

Kouga\'s girl: yes here you go honey.

Inuyasha: thanks.

Kagome: um Miroku Truth or dare.

Miroku: um Dare.

Kagome: I dare you go up to a women with a gigantic muscular rienriend and ask well you bear my child.

Miroku: very well Kagome.

(So back out on the street Miroku walks up to a woman with a gigantic muscular boyfriend.)

Miroku: um miss May I ask you something.

The woman: yes what is young man.

Miroku: would you do me the Horner of bearing my child?

The woman: you little pervert Bruno.

Bruno: da what wrong sue.

Sue: he asks me to have sex with him.

(With Bruno starts to chase Miroku around for maybe 20 minute when Miroku decides to one the wind tunnel.)

Miroku: if I must defend me life so WIND TUNNEL.

(With in a few sec the men is sucked up never to be seen aging.)

Kouga\'s Girl (sweat drop): um I think we should go back to my house now.

(Back at my house.)

Kouga\'s girl: ok that um did not go well.

Miroku: it\'s my turn Sango truth or dare.

Sango: Dare.

Miroku: I dare you to sit on my lap for an hour and I can grope you all I want you can\'t hit me.

Sango: I am going to kill after words.

(About an hour later.)

Sango: my ass is numb I mean It I can\'t fell my ass.

Kouga\'s girl: man Miroku do you ever stop groping.

Sango: my turn um ok Roger truth or dare.

Roger: dare.

Sango: I dare you to um dye your hair Hot pink and put on a hot pink suit and make a new for your house no one has to were black any more now it\'s Hot Pink.

Roger: what I be the laughing stack of paradime city but if I have to than fine.

(He dyes his hair hot pink puts on the Hot pink suit and using my phone because I took his watch tell his butler the new rule and the butler fellows the rule redoing the house in Hot pink even Big O.)

Roger: ok it\'s my turn so Knives truth or dare.

Knives: Dare.

Roger: I dare you too dress up like a girl go out and pick up a guy and let him put his hand under you skirt and find out that you are a guy.

Knives: grrrrr fine.

(So we get him ready we had to shave his legs but he looked like a girl a very pissed one but nonetheless.)

Knives: can we just get his over with I think the panty hoes are riding up into the grate beyond.

(So later on the street.)

Knives: (to himself) this humiliating I can\'t believe I doing this.

Kouga\'s girl: ok hares a guy knives go to it hehe and remember your name Milly.

(Knives going up to the man.)

The man: well hello there cutie

Knives (in a girly voice): hi they\'re your self-hansom my name is Milly.

The man: my name frank Marlin.

Knives: oh is that so (looks over at Kouga\'s girl who is to busy laughing her ass off to see him looking at her.) um I was hope that maybe we can (whispers in his ear.)

(With that Frank take the opportunity to put his hand under Knives\'s dress only to flip out because his hand hit some under that skits.)

Frank: omg you a dude!!!

Knives: yes I am.

(Frank pull off Knives\'s wig and goes all wide eyed than starts to laugh his ass off.)

Frank: you are millions Knives Vash\'s brother.

(Knives runs away crying like a two year old.)

(Just a little note if you don\'t remember frank Marlin is the gunsmith in I think maybe episode 3 or 4.)

Knives: Legato Truth or dare.

Legato: dare me.

Knives: I dare you to strip naked and run around outside.)

Legato: ok fine.

(Legato removes his clothes and all girls start to drool because he is sooooooo hot he runs out of the house and down the street than we Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh a naked man in the street and than he returns and put his clothes back.)

Legato: Spike I dare you to have sex with all the girls 2 times.

Spike: what there are 4 girl you want me to die errrrrrr fine but let me take a viagra I took them form Jet\'s room before I came here thought I could use them in a dare I am only using them to get more energy and to make sure I cave sve sex 8 time in a roll.

(After that all of use girls followed Spike in my bed room and after about 5 or 6 hours later we stumble out looking like we got mauled by bears but with a very happy look on our faces.)

Sango: I about to pass out (than she dones)

Kagome: me too. (Than she dones)

Faye: shit Spike I did not know you could do that soooo good I going to pass out now. (Than she dones)

Spike: I think I am going to pass out any minute.

Kouga\'s girl: come here Spike put your head on my lap.

Spike: thank you.

Wolfwood: um hey Kouga\'s Girl why have you not passed out like the other girls.

Kouga\'s Girl: hehe I half demon and I am going to it just take me longer so why do you all take naps.

Kouga\'s Girl: ok so I ending here because we are like passing out and Spike has fall asleep on my lap and I about to pass out so good bye (and I pass out.)

I hope you like this one so um review with ideas.