I would not like to be them

lang=EN-GB>I do not own Fake or any of its characters. I do not own Q (and who
would be so crazy to want him?) or any other characters of Star Trek. class=GramE>Same for class=GramE>Erisclass=GramE> and class=GramE>Bruceclass=GramE>.

class=GramE>Said that, I hope that you will enjoy this little
mad crossover.

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lang=EN-GB>NOTE: he/she indicates the
duality of the character. He
indicates the male thought. She
indicates the female thoughts.

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I
WOULD NOT LIKE TO BE THEM

CHAPTER
2: SWITCH-PART TWO

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Ryo was still preparing the breakfast when
he heard a woman cry. Odd, it seamed coming from the bathroom, the one that he
used to share with his lover. The room was filled with the vapour coming from
the shower and the cold air was not enough to dissipate the thick mist. In one
corner there was the box and a limp body inside it. He closed the water and
carefully he lifted the woman.

Who in the hell is she? What is she doing
in my bathroom? And where is Deelang=EN-GB>? I thought that he was still in bed.

“ lang=EN-GB>Dee, help me!
There is a woman in our house and she seems in need of medical assistance!”

He ducked her in his bed under the blanket.

“ lang=EN-GB>Dee, where in
thel arl are you? I need your help!”

“I’m not deaf, there no need to be so loud,
Ryo.”

The light-haired detective looked puzzled
at the unexpected host.

She called me by my Japanese name? How can
she know it?

“Excuse me, miss, who are you?”

Miss?lang=EN-GB> Ryo just called me miss. Wait, that odd dream, what if it was not a
dream? What if I really became a woman? No, it can’t be,
it must be a dream, a very bad dream…

Slowly he/she set upright to find him/herself
starring in obsidian eyes. Eyes full of confusion and surprise. Eyes class=GramE>that were nn> not able to recognize him. Slowly he/she turned
toward the mirror next to the bedside table and for the first time he/she sow
herself. His/her features were not different from the previous evening, not
considering his/her breast and the minuter but still well built frame. He could
have found it attractive if it would have been some other body.

“For Zeuslang=EN-GB>’ bolt, you changed lang=EN-GB>Dee in a
woman, that sounds just interesting, but why lang=EN-GB>Dee, he so masculine,
so cute as a man.”

The omnipotent Q looked the Goddess of chaos
with amusement.

“My dear lang=EN-GB>Eris, mortal beings are so
attached to their physical aspect that they are not able to look behind it. lang=EN-GB>Dee has always
been the dominant, the macho man. Now he is a woman. On the other side Ryo has
always been the submissive, the woman-like person; caring for children and for
the house. Not talking about sex, the only thing that he seems to be able to do
is to let Deelang=EN-GB> have his way. He has never initiated one single sex section. He can
just wait that others do him. Now he will be force to be the man. Now class=SpellE>Eris can
you see the point?”

An evil glint appeared in her eyes as soon
as she realized the consequences.

“Being so bound to their physical appearance
they will not be able to cope with the changes and their relationship will crumble
into chaos.”

“Exactly.”

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I B>I know this is a short chapter, but do not
worry more is to come.

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