Sex is Comedy

Finally I'm going to put another chapter up. I've been busy as of late.. with the New Year and all. I know my spelling sucks.. but my word processor sucks just as equally. So lets blame that together. I'll try to fix it up, so no hate in this direction please. Thank you.. Now on with the next chapter.. so I don't get hunted down.
Oh and DISCLAIMER!!! Say no to drugs, but not to P.O.T.
Sex Is Comedy

Part Three

Oishi was in the shop to look for Eiji. " I'm just looking any where for him. His eyes wander.. I thought he might have seen the recaps of today Pro tennis match on one of the TVS" Momoshiro rubbed his neck, " as soon as I'm down with this, I'll be glad to lend a hand."
He bought the new TV, and payed for it. " I can't believe you did that." Oishi sighed as Momoshiro finished telling him what happen. " Well.. Like I said.. I was cheering for my glorious wins when the controller popped out of my hand and knocked it off the stand."

The man at the counter smiled," We can have it there by seven o'clock tomorrow." Momoshiro shook his head," I'll just take it home tonight then.. Its not that heavy." He smiled at Oishi, " if there’s two people carrying it I'm sure I can get it home fast enough." Oishi frowned, " You know.. I really should be looking for Eiji. He's alone out there..some thing bad is bound to happen to him." " Oh what could happen to him in seven minutes, at the most?" He picked up the T.V. and almost toppled over. Oishi helped level him out. " Believe me.. he can get himself in a lot of trouble...*he mumbled* defiantly in that get-up."

" Huh.. what was that?" Momoshiro looked at him over the box. " Nothing.. I rather have you help me.. so I'll help you. Besides.. This things heavy, don't want you break your back over it." They slowly back threw the door and on to the street. " Lets just not break this TV or I’m died." Chuckled Momo, as they made there way to his house.


~ Back in the heart of town.~

" Eiji.. I don't see him any where..Maybe he went home?" "WHAT!! he wouldn't do that.. I'd be too worried about me." Eiji whined as they looked from shop to shop. " Every things closing now..if that’s the case we will find him soon." The red head tried to stay hopeful. " Maybe some thing bad has happened to him!"

Eiji's eyes showed his worry. Ryoma just sighed and turned his head away from him. " Nothing bad is going to happen to that guy..unless some one wants to do weird scientific experiments on the odd shape of his head. Totally looks like an upside down egg." Eiji mushed on to Ryoma's hand tighter, till the boy winced in pain. " ow!! EIJI-SEMPAI!! stop!"

Eiji let go, " I could say some thing about your hair.. like.. It looks like vomit.. or some thing. I'm really worried and your not helping." Eiji phew'd, stopping in his tracks. Ryoma stopped along side him. he started to think, " what if.. some thing did happen." Eiji gave him a threatening glance.

" I told you to stop.. teasing me already." He crossed his arms," I'm serious.. There’s been this creepy masked American following me.. maybe Im not the only one targeted. Maybe he's after all of us?" Ryoma's eyes got large and Eiji looked back at him. " That’s not funny!"

" I'm telling the truth!!! Maybe Atobe.. hired a professional hit man.. or some thing! The guys been following me all night.. he called my house!! Momoshiro saw him too!" Eiji just looked angry," Atobe's evil.. but not that evil. I never imaged you were this much of an asshole, Echizen." Eiji's voice was shaky, he didn't want to believe what he was saying.

" I'm not being an ass." Ryoma tried to stress that, because he was beginning to worry himself. " What if.." Eiji began to look around there surroundings. " he's watching us right now." Ryoma finished his sentence.
There was a sudden noise from an ally, a crash of a trash can.
Eiji squealed and jumped in to Ryoma's arms. He struggled to hold him up, " ACK.. EIJI-SEMPAI!!" The red head opened his eyes. " Oops.. I'm so used to Oishi catching me! HEY YOUR HANDS ON MY ASS!" Ryoma dropped him, realizing he had felt him up. " YOUR WEARING WOMAN'S UNDERWEAR!" Ryoma shook, wiping his hands on his pants. Eiji had landed on his feet, naturally. " Be quite!!!" Eiji eyed him.

They realized that they were alone on the street now, all the shops had closed up. Ryoma looked in to the ally," Nothings there now." Eiji batted him on the head with his hands. " Why did you have to tell me that.. we could be next!! this better not be some joke, Ochibi!" Ryoma frowed his brow," God.. You would know If I'm joking."

" Why didn't you tell every one back at the club house!" Ryoma sighed, " It was my problem no one else, or so I thought." " Idiot.." He bonked him on the head slightly. " That doesn't matter.. if any thing happened to you.. it would be or problem any way.. were a team." Ryoma raised an eye brow.

" Eiji-sempai.. I think we should go to Tezuka's house and tell him whats happened.. and that Oishi might be in trouble." Eiji nodded, he looked like he wanted to cry. " Lets hurry.. I'm sure were just over reacting any way."

~ Tezuka's house~

Fuji and Tezuka right at that moument were ingaged in the most inmate of pleasures. " Syuusuke.. Please.. *huffing* no more teasing." Fuji pulled the dildo out of his lover then pushed it back in to him. " I bought these toys for you, Kunimitsu...I wanted to try them all. So.. do you like this one too?" Tezuka just turned his face to one side, his face red with embressment. " I'll take that as a yes." Fuji grined sadisticaly.

Tezuka looked up at him from the bed, " You still have cum on your lips." His vocie was filled with aggavtion. Fuji gave him a wicked look, and pulled the toy out of him. He chucked over his shoulder. " Is that so.. how about you try some.. I can't get enough of it." They kissed each other passionatly. Tezuka pulled away," you can be really sick when your horny."

Fuji layed on top of him, stroking his hard cock. " Yup.. I'm a bitch..* he moaned* you want to put me in my place.. oh, captain?" He looked in to the others eyes. " Maybe its time.. you did some playing around with me."

Tezuka shifted under him, stroking Fuji back. " So..you want to see the sadist in me.. do you?" Tezuka flicked his head, pushing his bangs back. " To tell the truth.. I don't think you have it in you..Kuni-mitsu.." Fuji purred, trying to coex even farther. Tezuka slowly kissed Fuji's neck, and then bite down suckling on the fleash. He licked the wound, when he release him," testing my limits will be the death of you." " Theres no other way I wish to die.. then in your arms" Fuji moaned back.

" That was sappy.. but it works for me," Tezuka chuckled and flipped him over.

~ Momoshiro's house~

" That took longer then seven minutes..Momoshiro-san." Oishi closed the door behind him. " Pluse.. you lied to me." Momoshiro laughed nervously," How was I supposed to know my mom wanted to talk to you? Dang she has a big mouth. On top of that you didn't need to be so polite and listen."

Oishi just sighed," Lets go find Eiji..Okay I'm worried sick.. and I'm sure he's scared too." They began walking down the street. " I'm sure all the shops are closed and he's waiting for you some where." Momo added, " maybe afterwards we can check on Echizen..I'm kinda worried about him. He's got some weirdo following him I guess."

" we should.. that sounds serious.. he should call the cops. It would be tradgic to see some thing happen to him." Momoshiro and Oishi made it to the spot where The red head was last seen. " I don't see him any where. This is bad Momoshiro! I told you.." Momoshiro gulped," Maybe He just went .." He didn't get to finish his sentance. " HOLY COW!! ITS THE GUY!!" "what!" Oishi turned to look at what he was pointing at.

There he was the masked man running away from them. He was pretty far way already. " I barely made him out." " What the hell is he doing around here.." Momoshiros mind was racing. " ECHIZEN!" He started to call out for him. But there was nothing. " What if.. he killed him!" Momoshiro started to look threw the allys, and the garbage cans, as fast as he could. There was nothing, no Eiji or Ryoma.

" We should chase after him!" Oishi yelled and started to run after the guy. Momoshiro dove out of an alley to follow. " Damn it, he’s fast!!!" they raced down the street after him.

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Thats it for tonight folks!! I'll have the finish up tomorrow evening.