The Bad Adult Anime Fanfic

The Bad Adult Anime Fanfic.
Chapter III: Poke-a-bomb

Disclaimer: Nintendo owns Pokémon. I don't. Not for profits.
Chapter summary: Just read the damn thing, all right!? (1)

Marty Stu bamfed into another world. This one was filled with cute little animals that obeyed the commands of people. They came in all shapes, sizes, and had various superhuman powers. They were known as Pokémon. (2)
He bamfed into a field on which stood several people in their late teens. On one side was a quintet consisting of Ash Ketchum, Brock, Misty, May, and Max. On the other side was a duo consisting of a young man and a woman.
"What am I doing here? I don't normally travel with Ash and May at the same time." Misty said.
"This is a badfic. All continuity just gets thrown away." Ash replied. (3)
"Oh. Just wondering." Misty said.
"So you want to battle me, do you? Prepare to fight! I choose my Geodude!" The man said.
"Oh yea!? I choose you, Horsea!" Ash responded. Both of them threw pokeballs and out came their respective pokémon.
"Funny, Ash doesn't have a horsea..." May said.
"It's a badfic. Writers stick their favorite pokémon in the story, regardless of whether the hero Ash has one or not." Marty Stu replied.
"Hey, who are you? You're really cute." May asked.
"Why, I'm Marty Stu, at your service, babe." Marty Stu replied.
"Hey, remember us? We're about to battle here." The man said. "Geodude, quick attack!" Geodude raced towards Horsea.
"Horsea, splash attack now!" Ash shouted.
"That's a silly call. Splash doesn't do anything." Misty said. (4)
Horsea forcefully struck Geodude with the splash attack, knocking it out in one blow.
"Okay... how in the world did a do-nothing attack knock out a pokémon in one blow?" Misty asked.
"I wouldn't get my hopes up for an explanation." Brock replied.
"Pikachu." Pikachu said.
"Well, you beat me Ash. I congratulate you. I'll just magically become irrelevant now." The man said.
"Why don't you join us down at the Pokémon center? May asked.
"Sure." Marty Stu replied.
They went down to the Pokémon center together. When they walked in, Brock went into full pervert mode seeing Nurse Joy and Officer Jenny together.
"Oh wow! Nurse Joy and Officer Jenny together! Oh, be still my heart!" Brock said.
"Oh brother." Misty added.
"Well, who's the cute young man here?" Nurse Joy asked.
"Oh, my name is Marty Stu." Marty Stu replied.
"Not you, the other young man." Joy said.
"Wow. I never knew Marty Stus could get shot down like that." May said.
"Only in bad fanfiction." Everyone else said in unison.
Joy and Jenny came up to Brock, each one taking an arm of his.
"So what's your name, cutie?" Jenny asked Brock. (5)
"Brock... guh-buh-huh..." Brock responded.
"Oh my God this is severe canon rape." Misty responded.
"I wouldn't get my hopes up for any semblance of an explanation." Marty Stu said.
"Ladies, there's plenty of me to go around." Brock said.
"Let's go back into my room." Joy cooed into Brock's ear. Brock merely drooled and made some unintelligible noises. (6)
"Shouldn't we stop them?" May asked.
"I've given up trying." Misty replied. "He'll get a big nosebleed and pass out before he gets too far."
Brock, Jenny and Joy went into Joy's bedroom at the Pokémon center. There Brock took both of these luscious vixens into his arms. He was already drooling like a baby and babbling incoherently. Jenny and Joy wrapped their arms around Brock and went in for the three-way kiss.
Everyone felt absolutely wonderful as passion measureless to man moved between them. They ran hands over each other as they swapped spit. Brock cupped a luscious tit from each of these vixens in his strong hands. Joy and Jenny took Brock's shirt off and caressed his chest. The rest of their clothing vanished like magic.
"You know, in real life, very few women are willing to give a man a threesome like this." Joy said.
"Yea, and usually it's to some rich hunk, not some loser like Brock." Jenny added.
Now Brock had not one, but two very hot babes completely naked in front of him. He was drooling buckets as they went down and licked his stiff rod. Joy started giving him head first, while Jenny spread her legs wide, inviting Brock to lick the hot gash she had, which lay next to a small bar of greenish-blue hair.
Brock eagerly put his tongue there, and started giving Offer Jenny head. She seemed surprised about how well Brock gave head. He ate Jenny's pussy expertly, teasing her cunt until she was soaking wet with lube. Joy continued to blow him as best she could. Then Brock did something neither of these vixens expected: he put his lips on Jenny's clit and started humming. Jenny squealed like a little girl with delight.
"Oh yes... oh more!" Jenny said as she gasped her pleasure. After some more humming, Jenny came, screaming and creaming her delight. Then Jenny and Joy switched places. Brock got a full view of Joy's tight red-hair lined snatch as Jenny eagerly took Brock's 10 inches of love (7) into her mouth. Brock started giving Joy head as Jenny blew him.
Back outside, Marty Stu was trying to convince May she was right for him.
"Come on, babe. I'm Marty Stu. All the girls want me." He said.
"Well, you're really hot, but... I'm just not in your league." May said. "I don't think I could make you happy."
"Oh, why does every girl think they're not worthy of me!? I just want a kiss from one girl!" Marty Stu wangsted. (8)
Back with Joy, Jenny and Brock, Brock was humming on Joy's clit as Jenny guided Brock's throbbing boner deep into her soaking beaver. She squeezed him hard as she gasped.
"Oh God that's huge!" Jenny gasped as she went up and down on his meat. Brock got these babes into the two towers position. Everyone was moaning and gasping as they fucked long and hard. Joy and Jenny felt up each other's ample racks while they fucked. Just when Jenny thought she couldn't take any more, she achieved her climax, crashing headlong into orgasmic delights.
Jenny collapsed next to Brock as Joy slid his hard cock into her soaking slit. Joy clamped down on him just as hard as Jenny did. They fucked long and hard as well, going deep and pulling back. Joy felt absolutely wonderful fucking, and had as much pleasure as Jenny did riding Brock's staff of love. Just when she thought she couldn't take anymore, Joy came right as Brock shot his foamy load of love into her pussy.
Joy collapsed on the other side of Brock as Jenny looked up at Joy.
"Hmm... he never had a nosebleed." Jenny said. The only reason they fucked him was this: they had a bet as to whether the blood would just trickle out or gush out.
"It didn't do either. Well... I guess we'll have to call the bet off." Joy said. (9)
Back outside, Ash and his friends talked.
"Man, another world, another place where nobody will bang me." Marty Stu wangsted.
"But if you got some, then you couldn't be a bratty! wangsty! Stu." Misty noted.
"It's just not fair! I'm the hot stud! I want a babe!" Marty Stu said.
"Pika pikachu." Pikachu responded.
"Thanks, Pikachu." Marty Stu responded. "You really seem to understand me."
At that point, Kazuhara Fukuyama entered. (10) He looked over everyone and came up to Misty.
"I Kazuhara Fukuyama, am here to fulfill an important function in Pokémon crapfics. Go, Tentacruel!" He said. He then threw a Pokéball out and threw it. Out came a Tentacruel.
"Oh wow, I've always wanted a Tentacruel!" Misty said with stars in her eyes.
"You're about to get one then." Fukuyama replied. The Tentacruel then wrapped itself around Misty, and ripped her shirt off.
"What the hell!? I didn't want a Tentacruel like this!" Misty shouted. Tentacruel then proceeded to remove Misty's bra, exposing her small, perky and firm tits.
"Hey you guys, aren't you going to do something!?" Misty shouted.
"I'm not doing anything until I get some action!" Marty Stu said with his nose in the air.
"This is a bad fan fiction, Misty. You get raped in practically every bad adult Pokémon story." Ash said. (11)
"That's no fucking comfort!" Misty shouted as Tentacruel forced her panties and shorts down. Misty turned very angry.
"Ash Ketchum you asshole! Help me already!" Misty shouted.
Tentacruel shoved one of its tentacles into Misty's pussy. Fukuyama's nose was gushing blood, but that didn't stop him from egging Tentacruel on. The Tenacruel rammed its tentacle deep into Misty's pussy, and fondled her curvaceous ass with another tentacle. After a little of this, she realized that she was actually liking it, and it was what she wanted.
"THE HELL I WANT THIS!! NOBODY LIKES GETTING RAPED, LET ALONE BY ANOTHER SPECIES!!" Misty shouted.
"But this is a badfic, you're supposed to eventually like it." Ash whined.
"Oh, fuck this! I will not stand by and let myself get raped like this!" Misty shouted. She gave Tentacruel an uppercut, disconnecting him from her and sending him down.
"WHY THE HELL DID YOU BASTARDS JUST STAND THERE!?" Misty demanded.
"Erm... well... this is a badfic..." Ash said. "Besides, doesn't every girl in a badfic find herself admitting she wanted this after all?"
Misty responded by turning into a raging tornado, bashing Ash, May and Max around. Once she had them hurt, Misty ran into the girl's bathroom and cried in the corner.
Outside, Marty Stu bamfed out.
"I'm going to a world where I can get laid." He said. "This fucked-up world can kiss my ass."
"Some people..." May said.
"Pikachu. Pika pika. Pika pii." Pikachu added.
"Yea, I'm kind of glad they didn't have an Ash doing Pikachu sub-plot here too." Max added.

(1) Ah, yet another piss-poor summary. This really shouts "I think you're a bunch of morons!" Doesn't it?
(2) I think by now everyone should know what Pokémon is. We don't need an explanation.
(3) Continuity is very important. Only bad writers throw it away. The exception is the Marvel Universe, where there is no such thing as continuity.
(4) Just because you like a Pokémon, that is NO reason to give one to Ash! The same goes for attacks! Just because you like it, that is NO excuse to make it a 1-hit KO attack!
(5) Ugh. Horny! Jenny and Slutty! Joy are extremely OOC. They would NEVER do this in canon.
(6) No, no, NO!! Brock is a pervert!! He should NOT be having sex, let alone a threesome!
(7) Interrupting sex for some wangst is a no-no. Would you like to be interrupted when you have sex? I don't think so. Another point: Fictional characters don't get pregnant unless the writer wants them to do so. You don't have that luxury. Use contraception. STDs don't exist in these fictional worlds. They do in real life. Use a condom to reduce the risk of their transmission. Unfortunately, abstinence is the only 100% effective contraception and STD prevention. (However, where's the fun in that?)
(8) Why does every guy in an adult fanfic have to have a 10+-inch penis? (This is more commonly known as the doomcock.) The average size for a man is about 5.3 inches. The average female vagina is about 4 inches deep. You do the math.
(9) Lame-o reasons to engage in sex are just bad. This isn't the worst, but it's close.
(10) Is the average Pokémon fan going to know who Kazuhara Fukuyama is? I don't think so. He is the main bad guy in Girls Bravo, an ecchi fandom.
(11) Seems that every bad Pokémon fic has Misty being raped. Even worse, nobody seems to care. Are we really so blasé about this heinous crime? Based on the number of times Misty has been raped, it's a miracle she has a mental capacity above a vegetable. Tentacles make it even worse.
(12) Nobody really wants to be raped. Almost all rape fantasies have the dreamer be the rapist, not the raped.