Eiji does Everyone

Title: Eiji Does Everyone
Author: Darth Claire
Pairing: Eiji/Everyone at Seigaku, this chapter: Eiji/Taka, Tachibana Ann watches
Rating: NC-17, not joking, straight up NC-17. They're in college and over 18
Warning: Icky_t_bicky requested a fic where Eiji was seme. Naturally I took it one step further and one step too far. Overall NC-17, LEMON, YAOI, oral, anal, solo, voyeurism, threesome, foursome, mentions of het but nothing graphic.
Disclaimer: Yaoi. The title says it all. Top Eiji, a scheming tensai, and no plot. Basically an excuse for sex and gratuitous nudity! OOC Eiji, it’s pretty much the only way I could get him on top. Well come to think of it, most of them are OOC. This is just crack.

WARNING: Slight mentions of het and female solo in this chapter!

Ooo Chapter 3 ooO

“Well you breezed through the kouhai trio so now you’re at Taka.” Fuji said. He was secretly impressed that Eiji had been able to make it this far. Kaidoh and Echizen were easy enough, even for the submissive acrobat, but he had had his doubts about Eiji’s ability to seduce and dominate Momo. Perhaps he had underestimated him.

“I thought Kawamura was straight.” Tezuka uncertainly. Was his gaydar broken? Kawamura had always seemed uninterested in other males.

“I’m not sure,” Fuji admitted. “Eiji here will be the guinea pig. Go get ‘em tiger!”

“This one doesn’t count if he is straight right?” Eiji asked hesitantly.

For once Fuji was at a loss. “Let’s cross that bridge when we come to it.” Fuji slapped Eiji on the back, giving him a gentle push towards the door.

“Wait a minute,” Eiji said, his brain finally catching up with him. “Why am I doing all of this in the first place?”

“Pride,” Tezuka said.

“Fun.” Fuji flashed Eiji a beauty pageant smile.

“Because you’re a slut,” Oishi ruffled his amorous boyfriend’s hair affectionately.

“Screw pride!” Eiji said, looking determinedly at Fuji. “I want a real reward for this.”

“Like what?” the tensai asked curiously.

“You.” He pointed at Fuji, grinning evilly.

“Me?” Fuji asked, surprised by Eiji’s choice of award. “What? You want me to be your slave for a week or something?”

“If by that you mean my sex slave,” Eiji yelled, “then yeah. I’m going to top all of the regular’s including you.”

“I’d like to see you try!” Fuji challenged.

“That’s what I want, a chance to try.”

Fuji thought for a moment. Eiji might be on a roll, but the momentum wouldn’t last. “Fine, if you top EVERYONE else, you can try for me. But I’d be more concerned with seducing Taka-san if I were you.”

“Oh, I’ll do it!” Eiji yelled. “So you had better watch your back, Fuji Syusuke.” Eiji stalked out of the locker room to plot Kawamura’s seduction. Fuji smirked wickedly, watching Eiji’s retreating form with open eyes. On the other side of the room, Oishi and Tezuka shuddered in fear.

OoooooO

“Taka-san!” Eiji did a flying leap and landed square on Kawamura’s back as they were leaving the club house the next day.

“Oof!” Kawamura stumbled but managed to keep his balance. “Hey Eiji, did you need something?”

“Just wondering what you were doing after school.”

“I, uh, well…” Taka stuttered nervously as Eiji slid a hand inside his shirt.

“Oishi has to stay late today and I’m soooo lonely. I though you could keep me company.” The redhead whispered in Taka’s ear, brushing it lightly with his lips.

“I, uh, have to meet Ann! My GIRLFRIEND Tachibana Ann,” Kawamura reminded himself, blushing bright red as Eiji’s tongue traced the ridges of his ear.

“Awww,” Eiji mewed in a disappointed voice. “Are you sure you wouldn’t rather do something with me?”

Kawamura blushed managing to look both apologetic and freaked out at the same time. “Sorry Eiji, I don’t really-”

“That’s too bad because it would be such a HUGE turn on.” A feminine voice said as Tachibana Ann walked around the corner.

“Ann!” Kawamura panicked and tried to remove the touchy feely acrobat from his back before Ann thought he was cheating on her. Then his mind registered what she had said.

Ann giggled, amused by how easily flustered her boyfriend was. She took his arm and breasts against him suggestively, smiling up at him cutely. “You said you wanted do a threesome.”

“With Eiji?” Kawamura said shyly. “I was thinking one of your friends.”

“Actually,” Eiji said, cheering silently. He climbed down from Kawamura’s back and started to slink away. Kawamura was straight and he was off the hook. “If you’re getting girls involved I think I’ll just go wait for Oishi.”

“Oh no you don’t!” Ann grabbed Eiji by the back of his shirt, doing a complete 180 from the giggling school girl. “Do you know how hard it is to find a guy willing to do Taka?!”

Eiji struggled to free himself from Ann’s vice like grip, squirming like a cat being held by the scruff of its neck. “What about Fuji?” he mewed desperately. “He’ll fuck anything with two legs and even then he’s not too picky!”

“I don’t want Fuji, I want you!” Ann growled firmly.

“I don’t want to see a girl naked!” Eiji wailed desperately. Ann let go of his shirt and looked him a hurt and disappointed expression. Eiji rolled his eyes.

“Don’t give me that look honey, I /invented/ that look.”

“You’re so mean Kikumaru-san!” she cried, burying her face in Kawamura’s shirt. Eiji wasn’t sure what to do. Giggly girls he could handle, whiney girls he could handle, but something about crying girls scared the hell out of him. Taka sighed.

“Baby, what if we do it and you just watch?” He suggested, stroking her short red hair. Crying girls scared him too and he was willing to do whatever, or whoever, he had to to sooth his girlfriend. Ann’s head snapped up, no trace of tears.

“Can I videotape?”

OoooooO

/Why the hell am I doing this?/ Eiji wondered as he sat shirtless on Taka’s bed molesting his almost naked teammate while Tachibana’s little sister videotaped the whole thing.

/Fuck this. Fuck this bet, fuck Fuji, fuck being a seme, fuck mmmm./ Kawamura’s hesitant hand found its way into Eiji’s pants. Eiji pulled his teammate into a lusty kiss. That was the upside to sleeping with guys. Even the straight ones knew how to give a decent hand job. /Fuck Taka, yes, that’s what I want to do. Fuck Taka until that little bitch with the camera comes just from being in the same room./

Eiji stood up without breaking the kiss and removed his pants. He sat back down and pushed Kawamura to the bed, leaning in to gently bite a nipple. Taka moaned softly and Eiji’s teeth scrapped over the sensitive nub. Eiji removed Taka’s boxers, revealing why Ann seemed to enjoy his company so much.

“Wow Taka,” Eiji purred, stroking the large appendage. “I almost wish I was going on the bottom.”

“You’re not?” Kawamura asked nervously.

“Taka-chan, you don’t know what you’re doing, let Eiji top,” Ann ordered.

“I better get some major head for this later,” Taka muttered.

“Not if it’s been in Kikumaru-san ass,” Ann said with a deceptively sweet smile.

“I’m going on top!” Eiji yelled. He didn’t think Taka really wanted to go on top, or on bottom for that matter, but he decided to stake his claim anyway.

“Ooooh, feisty!” Ann licked her lips expectantly. Eiji shuddered in horror. He had agreed to let her tape as long and none of her clothing was removed, but now he was having second thoughts about even that arrangement. Even though Ann had been quiet up to this point, he still felt as though he was starring in a porno. It felt cheap and dirty and he really wasn’t all that attracted to Taka, he was just doing this because of that stupid bet. Kaidoh had been fun and he was sleeping with Momo and Ryoma on a regular basis so that was more like trying new things in a relationship, but there was just something about Taka that turned him off. He sighed and kissed Taka again because the timid power player wasn’t going to restart things. When this was over he was going to shove that tape down Fuji’s throat. He took the bottle of lube and squeezed some onto his fingers. He slid one finger into Taka’s ass.

“AH! THAT HURTS!”

“It’s going to,” Eiji sighed. Guys could be such babies sometimes. “It’s your first time. Get on your knees, that might work better.” Taka frowned uncertainly and repositioned himself. Eiji tried again, taking care to be as gentle as possible.

“Ah, no, still doesn’t feel good!” Taka complained, cringing at the strange sensation.

“You have to relax, it is going to hurt for a minute!” Eiji snapped exasperatedly. Taka’s constant complaints were starting to wilt his hard on.

“Fine, just get it over with!” Taka pleaded.

“The last thing you want me to do is rush this,” Eiji said, vowing that this would be the last time he slept with a straight guy.

“Taka baby,” Ann called out sweetly. “Would this help you relax a bit?” Taka and Eiji looked over to see Ann holding up her skirt to reveal that not only was she not wearing underwear, she had shaved that morning.

“PUT YOUR PANTIES BACK ON!” Eiji yelled, covering his eyes. “I said no taking off your clothes, that’s disgusting!”

“I didn’t take anything off,” she said with a playful smile. “I wasn’t wearing any to begin with. And my skirt is technically still on.”

Eiji glared at her. He considered backing out and telling Fuji that Taka was straight, but he had gotten this far and Ann had the video to prove it. Fuji would never go for it, especially now that the stakes had been raised.

“Fine.” He grumbled. He went back to preparing Taka who did seem much more relaxed. In fact the future sushi chef was so distracted by the tuna platter than he barely noticed when Eiji added the second finger. He scissored his fingers to stretch Kawamura’s previously untouched entrance. Taka grunted a bit but his eyes had a glazed over look and he was smiling stupidly.

/Not going to look. I don’t want to know. /

As long as Ann was keeping Taka distracted, that was all Eiji cared about. He slid a third finger into Taka, reaching in deeper to brush that special spot. Taka moaned, finally understanding why all of his friends seemed to enjoy this. Feeling pleased with himself, Eiji brushed Taka’s prostate again, causing his hips to buck slightly. Reaching around, he stroked Taka’s throbbing member as he spread his fingers and stretched the tight ring of muscle. He leaned in to lick Taka’s sac, something which always drove him into a frenzy of sexual desire, and heard strange moans from Ann. He decided to hurry up with Taka before the mental image robbed him of his own hard on. Greasing up his dick, he gripped Taka’s hips firmly.

“Ready?” he asked.

“Oh Baby, you know I love watching you do that!” Taka moaned.

Eiji shuddered and resisted the urge to look and see exactly what she was doing. /Curiosity killed the cat./ He reminded himself. Slowly, he pushed the tip of his penis inside of Taka’s tight entrance. Taka grunted uncomfortably.

“Over here baby.” Ann moaned. “I’m going to fuck your brains out after this.”

Eiji pushed the rest of the way in, giving Taka a minute to adjust while he tried to vanquish all thoughts of what Ann might be doing. Taka’s gaze was fixed on his masturbating girlfriend and he barely seemed to notice Eiji entering him. Anxious to get the hell out of there, Eiji started moving carefully. He pulled halfway out and pushed back in slowly, drawing groans from Kawamura. Eiji closed his eyes and concentrated on the sensation of being buried in Taka’s hot ass. The audience aside, it felt good to engulfed in the tight flesh, almost good enough to make up for Ann’s voyeurism fetish. He thrust in and out, the warm friction driving him closer and closer to the edge with each stroke.

Taka cried out as Eiji slid in and out of him, stimulating the tender nerves deep inside his body that he hand never known existed. He let out a deep groan as Eiji grasped his aching member and pumped the strong power player in time with his own movements. Taka rocked his hips back, trying to take Eiji in deeper, wanting more as he felt himself getting closer. It still hurt just a little, but the pleasure he felt from having Eiji’s cock pounding into him was enough to drown out any pain he felt. He wanted to come and Eiji was doing a damn good job getting him there.

Eiji strokes Taka faster, his own breath coming in quick pants. He angled his thrusts to try and hit Taka’s prostate since Taka enjoyed that so much earlier. The convulsions of his friend’s hips told him that he had found it. He drove into the same spot a few more times and felt Taka’s body constrict as he shot semen all over Eiji’s hand and the bedspread. Taka went limp, leaning forward on his arms as Eiji thrust in a few more times. Eiji came, ignoring the earsplitting scream from across the room as Ann finally managed to satisfy herself.

Spent and more than a little weirded out, Eiji pulled out and dressed without even bothering to clean up. He grabbed his things and ran out of the room to go give Fuji a piece of his mind.

Ooo To Be Continued ooO

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Review replies: Momo and Ryoma

sporkoon: Thanks! I will definitely continue it!

yoshikochan: Thanks! And Eiji appreciates you cheering him on!

DuosAngel: Thanks! I'm glad you gave it a chance!

HanaKoneko: Thanks! All will be revealed in due time, but feel free to guess.