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Awkward Silences
Ryou’s wish (A yaoi FanFic):
Chapter 3: Awkward silences
Author’s comments: hey people! This is my first ever FanFic, and well... I couldn’t resist doing one about the Bakura’s. They are just so perfect for each other. You know the saying, “opposites attract.” [WARNING! SPOILER ALERT!!!] Oh and I also based this on both the normal TV series’ and the “Shadow games” series. One more thing...I am English but I'm trying to translate this into American as best as I can, so I'm sorry if there is something confusing to the American language in this FanFic. Any way. Here it is, oh and by the way. This Chapter does have adult scenery (sex, sucking and masturbation). YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!!! [This chapter was brought to you by a different writer =D...since the original couldn’t be arsed.]
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Ryou walked into the street still dragging Yami-no-Bakura behind him by the hand. Yami-no-Bakura said nothing until they got to crowded streets and everyone was looking at them with a raised eyebrow. “Umm Ryou? Can you let go of me now?” Yami-no-Bakura said tugging at his trapped arm. Ryou turned and looked as if he hadn’t realised he was still holding onto his lover.
“Sorry aibou, I can’t keep my hands off of you.” Ryou joked. Yami-no-Bakura smiled evilly and reclaimed his arm.
“Are we going shopping or what?” Yami-no-Bakura asked sarcastically. Ryou grabbed his wrist again and dragged him into a shop. “Umm. You’re grabbing again...” Ryou let go but didn’t say anything this time he just grabbed a few shirts off a rack and looked at them all individually. Ryou chose two of the three shirts and threw them into Yami-no-Bakura’s arms. Ryou pointed towards the changing rooms without opening his mouth. Yami-no-Bakura rolled his eyes and walked towards the changing room and pulled back the curtain and stepped inside. Ryou stood next to the changing room and listened to Yami-no-Bakura struggling to get the shirt on. “ung. You could have got a bigger size.”
“Sorry. I'm used to picking out ones that are my size” Ryou said placing a hand on one side on the curtain to try and pull it to one side to enter. But then a hand wrapped around his wrist and dragged him in and all Ryou saw was Yami-no-Bakura standing there naked. “Yami-no...” before Ryou finished what he wanted to say Yami-no-Bakura leaned in and kissed him on the lips passionately. “Bakura...” Ryou whispered as they broke apart for breath. Yami-no-Bakura kissed Ryou again and slipped a hand down the front of his pants then played with his testicles. Ryou grabbed Yami-no-Bakura’s wrist and removed it from his pants.
“no.” Ryou said firmly. Yami-no-Bakura frowned.
“Why not?” Yami-no-Bakura said disappointed and moving his bare crotch into Ryou’s hip. Ryou knew it wouldn’t be easy to resist Yami-no-Bakura. With his well muscled body and his cute face. But Ryou had too.
“Because it’s a public place. It’s against the law.” Ryou said picking up Yami-no-Bakura’s old clothes and the shirts that didn’t fit.
“So? Killing people is illegal but it didn’t stop me before.” Yami-no-Bakura said. “And why are you taking my clothes?” Yami-no-Bakura asked confused.
“So I know what size you are.” Ryou said about to leave the changing room.
“Wait! You can’t just leave me here naked!” Yami-no-Bakura whispered loudly. Ryou smiled.
“I can and I will.” Ryou said exiting the changing room with a pile of clothes in his hands. “Okay... shirts first...”Ryou walked over to a large rack of shirts and picked out two. One was a light blue polo shirt and the other was a tight, dark green v-neck t-shirt. “Okay. Pants.” Ryou said walking over to a large set of jeans. Ryou picked out a pair of loose dark blue jeans and a pair of tight light blue jeans. Ryou then picked out 6 pairs of silk boxers and 6 pairs of socks and returned to Yami-no-Bakura who was sat on the bench completely naked with his arms crossed and an angry expression on his face.
“You took your time.” Yami-no-Bakura said standing up. Ryou smiled and handed Yami-no-Bakura the clothes he picked out. “Well you certainly have good taste.” Yami-no-Bakura said looking at some of them impressed. “Are you sure you can afford it?” Ryou smiled.
“That’s not what matters, as long as you’re happy I don’t mind.” Ryou said walking over to Yami-no-Bakura and hugging him, nuzzling the side of his head into his lover’s chest. “I love how soft you are.” Ryou said licking the nearest part of Yami-no-Bakura’s skin. Yami-no-Bakura smiled and stroked Ryou’s hair and thought for a moment. Ryou stopped hugging and stepped back from him. “Go on then, try them on.” Ryou said sitting down on the little chair inside the changing room. Yami-no-Bakura slipped on the red pair of silk boxers first.
“Well these certainly are snug... but comfortable.” Yami-no-Bakura commented. Ryou giggled slightly.
“Yup, so that we’re both satisfied. You get the comfort, while I get the good view.” Ryou said smiling. Yami-no-Bakura smiled back and slid the tight light blue jeans over his legs.
“Yet again, snug but comfortable.” Yami-no-Bakura said checking himself out in the mirror. “Also I look hot in them.” Yami-no-Bakura looked at the two shirts. “Hmmm. I think the blue shirt will go better with these jeans.” Yami-no-Bakura said picking up the shirt and slid his arms into holes. Ryou stood up, walked over to Yami-no-Bakura and kissed his chest then started to button up the shirt. “I’d prefer you unbuttoning it but, whatever.” Yami-no-Bakura shrugged. Ryou smiled and kissed his aibou on the lips when he finished. Yami-no-Bakura looked in the mirror and frowned.
“What’s wrong?” Ryou asked.
“I look like a nerd with all of the buttons done up.” Yami-no-Bakura said undoing the top two buttons and looked at the mirror. “There we go, now I look sexy.” Yami-no-Bakura said posing in front of the mirror. Ryou kissed his neck lightly.
“You always look sexy.” Ryou said resting his head on Yami-no-Bakura’s shoulder. Yami-no-Bakura smiled again.
“Can we go now?” Yami-no-Bakura said picking up all of the clothes. “I'm hungry.” Ryou Bakura looked a bit shocked.
“We had breakfast not that long ago.” Ryou argued. Yami-no-Bakura rubbed his stomach.
“But all this shopping has made me hungry.” Yami-no-Bakura said in a whiney voice. Ryou sighed.
“Fine. There’s a McDonalds round the corner, we’ll eat there.” Ryou said. Yami-no-Bakura frowned childishly.
“Great, processed meat made from plastic and lard. I can’t wait.” Yami-no-Bakura said sarcastically. Ryou giggled.
“Well if you’re that hungry you’ll eat it.” Ryou said. “So are you going to wear those clothes to McDonalds?” Ryou asked Yami-no-Bakura pointing to the selection of light blue he was wearing. Yami-no-Bakura put on a pair of socks and his shoes, then reaching into his old pile of clothes and removing a few things from the pocket but Ryou didn’t see what they were.
“Sure.” Yami-no-Bakura said placing the items into the pocket of his new jeans and then walking out of the changing room. They both walked towards the counter.
“Hello and how may I help you?” the man at the counter asked with an obviously fake smile.
“Well, I’d like to buy all of the clothes he is wearing and these ones.” Ryou said placing 5 pairs of boxers, 5 pairs of socks, the green shirt and the dark blue jeans onto the counter. The shopkeeper checked and scanned all of the labels (which was a bit uncomfortable for Yami-no-Bakura).
“Okay, all of the items come to a total of 24,000 Yen.” the shopkeeper said opening the till waiting for one of them to hand over money. Ryou reached into his pocket and took out his wallet. By the time Ryou had opened his wallet Yami-no-Bakura had already slammed the correct amount of money onto the counter. “Thank you. Will you like a bag to carry your clothes in?” the shopkeeper asked.
“yeah.” Yami-no-Bakura said firmly while Ryou stood open mouthed with his wallet still in his hand. The shop keeper carelessly placed the clothes inside a plastic bag and handed it to Ryou.
“Th-thanks.” Ryou said still confused. As they were walking down the street Ryou finally came to his senses. “Where the hell did you get that money from?” Ryou asked. Yami-no-Bakura glanced at Ryou.
“Did you think I wouldn’t keep anything from my days as thief king?” Yami-no-Bakura said with a smile as he remembered the fun he had. Ryou still looked confused.
“Since when did they have yen in ancient Egypt?” Ryou asked. Yami-no-Bakura rolled his eyes.
“They didn’t. I just kept most of the gold I stole and sold it when I got back here.” Yami-no-Bakura said. There was a long silence. “Are we nearly there yet?” whined Yami-no-Bakura.
“Yeah. It’s right in front of us.” Ryou pointed to McDonalds which was about 20 foot away from them.
“Oh... yeah I knew that.” Yami-no-Bakura said looking a bit embarrassed. They walked in single file with Ryou at the front, towards McDonalds. As Ryou entered he immediately turned around and pushed Yami-no-Bakura back outside as he saw Yugi, Joey, Tristan, and Téa sitting around a table. “And why did you do that?” Yami-no-Bakura asked.
“Because... Yugi and his friends were in there.” Ryou said. Yami-no-Bakura growled slightly. “I’ll tell you what; I’ll give you a signal if it’s okay for you to come in.” Ryou said entering McDonalds. He slowly walked over to Yugi and the gang. Yugi was the first to notice Ryou’s presence.
“Oh hey Bakura” Yugi said looking up from his conversation and smiling. Everyone else looked in Ryou’s direction
“Hey.” They all said happily at the same time.
“whatcha doin’ here Bakura?” Joey asked in his Brooklyn accent.
“Nothing really. Just saw you guys in here and thought I’d hang out with you.” Ryou said sitting down next to Téa.
“so how’ve you been Bakura?” Téa asked him.
“Well...I’m feeling better than I did a few weeks ago.” Ryou replied
“I bet you are. Now that Yami-no-Bakura is out of your head I bet you can think a lot easier.” Tristan replied.
“Yeah...” Ryou said nervously. “Say while we’re on the subject. What would you do if Yami-no-Bakura was here right now?” the whole table fell silent and everyone stopped what they were doing. The silence lasted a few seconds before Joey interrupted.
“I’d punch the bastard.” Joey said obviously annoyed at the memory of him. Ryou looked to Yami-no-Bakura and scratched the back of his head.
“Well, you see that could be a problem...” Ryou said nervously. Meanwhile Yami-no-Bakura was outside looking through the window and took the head scratching and looking at him as ‘the signal’ so Yami-no-Bakura pushed both of the doors open hard and a powerful gust of wind seemed to follow him as he entered. Everyone on the table looked at him. Téa and Tristan looked worried, Yugi looked confused, Joey looked annoyed and Ryou was facepalming. Everyone stayed silent and Yami-no-Bakura’s eyes darted about the five people and the strange looks they were giving him. Yami-no-Bakura realised it would be wise for him to make the first move.
“Bad timing?” Yami-no-Bakura asked looking to Ryou. Joey stood up aggressively.
“You son of a bitch!” Joey shouted running towards Yami-no-Bakura with his fist clenched ready to punch. As Joey swung for Yami-no-Bakura, the evil spirit caught the fist in mid-air. Joey gasped in surprise. Yami-no-Bakura had a lot of evil ideas of what he could do to Joey right now, just for the fun of seeing an enemy suffer. Ryou stood up shortly after Yami-no-Bakura caught the fist.
“No Joey!” Ryou shouted. “Don’t hurt him! He’s changed.” Joey looked to Ryou then back to Yami-no-Bakura. Yami-no-Bakura also looked at Ryou and thought it best that now was not the time for aggression and let go of the fist. Joey looked surprised.
((Wow, I guess real-Bakura is right. He has changed,)) Joey thought to himself. Joey then unclenched his fist and took back his seat as did Ryou. The room fell silent again.
((Hmm. I wonder if Yugi is still the same gullible idiot as he was before.)) Yami-no-Bakura thought to himself. Yami-no-Bakura gave a fake sigh and turned his back to everyone. “Well I can tell when I'm not wanted.” Yami-no-Bakura said disappointedly and walked towards the exit. Yugi stood up.
“Wait!” he shouted after Yami-no-Bakura. “It’s okay; you can stay if you want.” Joey, Tristan and Téa gave Yugi a look that said ‘what?!’ whereas Ryou sat quietly confused about the whole situation.
((Ha-ha, Yugi. As always so predictable.)) Yami-no-Bakura thought to himself turning back round with a fake surprised look on his face. “Really? After all I did?” Téa nodded.
“Sure why not. If Ryou says that you changed then we believe him.” Téa said happily, pulling up a chair for him. Yami-no-Bakura smiled.
((Heh-heh. If the king falls then so do his Pawns)) Yami-no-Bakura thought to himself. Yami-no-Bakura grabbed the chair Téa pulled out for him and placed it next to Ryou and sat down.
“Yeah. One thing you should probably know is that... We’re in a relationship.” Ryou said wrapping an arm around Yami-no-Bakura. All of the other guys looked shocked but Téa just smiled.
“Nice to know you’ve finally came out.” Téa said still smiling and patting Ryou on the knee.
“YOU KNEW!?”All of the guys shouted apart from Yami-no-Bakura. Téa giggled.
“Women can tell these things.” Téa said shrugging.
“Well that’s a bit amazing cause you knew before I did.” Ryou said still shocked. Joey gave Yugi a slight nudge with his elbow and stood up.
“I’m just gonna go to the bathroom.” Joey said walking towards the Toilets. Yugi also stood up.
“Me too.” Yugi said standing up and following Joey. Everyone else just watched them leave.
“Umm. Can I ask something?” Tristan said scratching his chin and looking at Yami-no-Bakura.
“Yeah. You don’t need my permission.” Yami-no-Bakura replied.
“well. How did you get here?” Tristan asked.
“well that depends, do you want the short version or the long version?” Yami-no-Bakura asked.
“Well, I’ve got nothing else planned for the day so I might as well hear the long version” Tristan said.
“Very well. When I was destroyed I didn’t die. Just the body of Zorc died. And after a couple of weeks of trekking across a desert with no food and little water, there seemed to be little hope. But then a strong wind blew and it brought something along with it. Something landed by my feet. And as I picked it up I realised it was my millennium ring. I thought it had been destroyed, but apparently we are inseparable. And with its magic the first thing I decided to do was check up on Ryou. And the first thing I saw him do was wish that I was there with him. And then I remembered that I was a little behind on paying my rent*1. So I made his wish come true. The end. Happy?” Yami-no-Bakura said while Tristan, Téa and Ryou listened carefully. Afterwards, there was another long silence.
“So uh... Did you keep the ring?” Téa asked. Yami-no-Bakura smiled evilly.
“Of course I did.” Yami-no-Bakura said taking the ring out from under his shirt. Ryou looked confused.
“But... you didn’t have it on in the changing room.” Ryou said.
“That’s because it’s magical” Yami-no-Bakura said swinging the ring slightly.
“Why do you still have it?” Tristan asked.
“Cause it’s my thing. Without it I'm nothing. It’d be like Seto Kaiba without his huge ego or Yugi without his stupid hair.” Yami-no-Bakura said. “Speaking of which, him and Joey have been in there for a while.” Yami-no-Bakura said looking to the bathroom door.
“You’re right.” Ryou said. “I’ll just go and check on them.” Ryou stood up and walked into the toilets. The first thing Ryou heard was held back groaning from inside one of the cubicles. Ryou looked around and saw that no one else was in there. Ryou stood on top of a toilet in the cubicle next to the one that contained groaning. He looked into the other cubicle and saw Joey sitting on the toilet, with Yugi slowly sucking him off. Ryou watched as Yugi licked Joey’s erection from base to head and laughed slightly. “Fun isn’t it?” Ryou said looking down at the two. Yugi and Joey both looked up and saw Ryou smiling at them.
“Gah Bakura!” they both shouted trying to do up Joey’s pants as quickly as they could. “what the hell are ya doin’?!” Joey shouted at Ryou
“Don’t worry. It’s nothing to be ashamed of.” Ryou said to the couple, laughing as they struggled.
“Please don’t tell anyone.” Yugi begged.
“Don’t worry I won’t. But as long as you promise to be ok with Yami-no-Bakura.” Ryou said.
“deal.” Joey and Yugi said at the same time. Ryou gave another smile.
“Now Yugi. You should finish him off.” Ryou said stepping off the toilet and leaving the room. Ryou sat back down with the rest of the gang and he noticed that Yami-no-Bakura had bought himself a bigmac.
“So? What were they doing in there?” Tristan asked Ryou.
“They’re ok. They said that they may have eaten something bad.” Ryou said. Yami-no-Bakura looked at Ryou and gave him a look that said ‘They’re screwing aren’t they?’ Ryou nodded in reply. Yami-no-Bakura smiled and went back to his burger. After another long silence the two came out from the toilets. “Feeling better now?” Ryou asked. Joey and Yugi looked a bit confused but shortly realised that it was an alibi.
“Um. Yeah.” Yugi said sitting down and Joey sat next to him. Yugi wiped his mouth and turned to Yami-no-Bakura “so, are we friends?” Yugi asked Yami-no-Bakura putting his hand out for a shake. Yami-no-Bakura looked at the hand, he wanted to spit at the offer. But if he wanted to stay lovers with Ryou he realised he had to at least pretend to like them. Yami-no-Bakura moved his hand forwards and shook with Yugi.
“Sure why not?” Yami-no-Bakura said still shaking Yugi’s hand. Yugi let go of the hand letting it fall back under the table, where he gave Joey a sneaky squeeze in the crotch.
“Can I ask you a question?” Yugi asked Yami-no-Bakura.
“You just asked one but yes you can ask another.” Yami-no-Bakura said jokingly.
“Well. If you were able to come back. Does that mean that my other half can too?” Yugi asked. Everyone looked at Yami-no-Bakura as if they had been asking themselves the same question. Yami-no-Bakura sighed
“Yes he can, but there are two questions. First of all does he want to come back? Remember it was him that decided to stay there. And second of all do I want him to come back? The simple answer to that is no.” Yami-no-Bakura said taking a bite from his burger.
“oh.” Yugi said sadly. “But, Please can you try?” Yugi said staring into Yami-no-Bakura’s eyes. Yami-no-Bakura stared back, Yugi’s eyes seemed to glisten brightly. They seemed so innocent and fragile. Eventually Yami-no-Bakura caved.
“Fine I’ll try.” Yami-no-Bakura said annoyed. Yugi smiled happily.
“Thank you.” Yugi said excitedly. Yami-no-Bakura growled at those words.
“Never say thank you to me. It kills me to know I'm doing something good.” Yami-no-Bakura said angrily. Yami-no-Bakura finished off his burger.” right shall we go?” Yami-no-Bakura asked Ryou.
“Well okay then.” Ryou said reluctantly. “See ya Téa and Tristan.” Ryou said standing up and smiling at them both. Then Ryou looked to Yugi and Joey. “You two too.” Ryou said winking at them.
“Bye!” all four of them shouted. “Don’t forget to bring back Atemu!” Yugi shouted to Yami-no-Bakura. The two Bakura’s left.
((Great, now I have to bring my arch nemesis back from ancient Egypt just to please people. Well I’ll show them. In the worst way possible.)) Yami-no-Bakura thought to himself.
(*1 in the Yu-Gi-Oh Mangas, when Yami-no-Bakura first talks to Ryou he says that instead of paying rent he grants Ryou’s wishes)
Chapter 3: Awkward silences
Author’s comments: hey people! This is my first ever FanFic, and well... I couldn’t resist doing one about the Bakura’s. They are just so perfect for each other. You know the saying, “opposites attract.” [WARNING! SPOILER ALERT!!!] Oh and I also based this on both the normal TV series’ and the “Shadow games” series. One more thing...I am English but I'm trying to translate this into American as best as I can, so I'm sorry if there is something confusing to the American language in this FanFic. Any way. Here it is, oh and by the way. This Chapter does have adult scenery (sex, sucking and masturbation). YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!!! [This chapter was brought to you by a different writer =D...since the original couldn’t be arsed.]
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Ryou walked into the street still dragging Yami-no-Bakura behind him by the hand. Yami-no-Bakura said nothing until they got to crowded streets and everyone was looking at them with a raised eyebrow. “Umm Ryou? Can you let go of me now?” Yami-no-Bakura said tugging at his trapped arm. Ryou turned and looked as if he hadn’t realised he was still holding onto his lover.
“Sorry aibou, I can’t keep my hands off of you.” Ryou joked. Yami-no-Bakura smiled evilly and reclaimed his arm.
“Are we going shopping or what?” Yami-no-Bakura asked sarcastically. Ryou grabbed his wrist again and dragged him into a shop. “Umm. You’re grabbing again...” Ryou let go but didn’t say anything this time he just grabbed a few shirts off a rack and looked at them all individually. Ryou chose two of the three shirts and threw them into Yami-no-Bakura’s arms. Ryou pointed towards the changing rooms without opening his mouth. Yami-no-Bakura rolled his eyes and walked towards the changing room and pulled back the curtain and stepped inside. Ryou stood next to the changing room and listened to Yami-no-Bakura struggling to get the shirt on. “ung. You could have got a bigger size.”
“Sorry. I'm used to picking out ones that are my size” Ryou said placing a hand on one side on the curtain to try and pull it to one side to enter. But then a hand wrapped around his wrist and dragged him in and all Ryou saw was Yami-no-Bakura standing there naked. “Yami-no...” before Ryou finished what he wanted to say Yami-no-Bakura leaned in and kissed him on the lips passionately. “Bakura...” Ryou whispered as they broke apart for breath. Yami-no-Bakura kissed Ryou again and slipped a hand down the front of his pants then played with his testicles. Ryou grabbed Yami-no-Bakura’s wrist and removed it from his pants.
“no.” Ryou said firmly. Yami-no-Bakura frowned.
“Why not?” Yami-no-Bakura said disappointed and moving his bare crotch into Ryou’s hip. Ryou knew it wouldn’t be easy to resist Yami-no-Bakura. With his well muscled body and his cute face. But Ryou had too.
“Because it’s a public place. It’s against the law.” Ryou said picking up Yami-no-Bakura’s old clothes and the shirts that didn’t fit.
“So? Killing people is illegal but it didn’t stop me before.” Yami-no-Bakura said. “And why are you taking my clothes?” Yami-no-Bakura asked confused.
“So I know what size you are.” Ryou said about to leave the changing room.
“Wait! You can’t just leave me here naked!” Yami-no-Bakura whispered loudly. Ryou smiled.
“I can and I will.” Ryou said exiting the changing room with a pile of clothes in his hands. “Okay... shirts first...”Ryou walked over to a large rack of shirts and picked out two. One was a light blue polo shirt and the other was a tight, dark green v-neck t-shirt. “Okay. Pants.” Ryou said walking over to a large set of jeans. Ryou picked out a pair of loose dark blue jeans and a pair of tight light blue jeans. Ryou then picked out 6 pairs of silk boxers and 6 pairs of socks and returned to Yami-no-Bakura who was sat on the bench completely naked with his arms crossed and an angry expression on his face.
“You took your time.” Yami-no-Bakura said standing up. Ryou smiled and handed Yami-no-Bakura the clothes he picked out. “Well you certainly have good taste.” Yami-no-Bakura said looking at some of them impressed. “Are you sure you can afford it?” Ryou smiled.
“That’s not what matters, as long as you’re happy I don’t mind.” Ryou said walking over to Yami-no-Bakura and hugging him, nuzzling the side of his head into his lover’s chest. “I love how soft you are.” Ryou said licking the nearest part of Yami-no-Bakura’s skin. Yami-no-Bakura smiled and stroked Ryou’s hair and thought for a moment. Ryou stopped hugging and stepped back from him. “Go on then, try them on.” Ryou said sitting down on the little chair inside the changing room. Yami-no-Bakura slipped on the red pair of silk boxers first.
“Well these certainly are snug... but comfortable.” Yami-no-Bakura commented. Ryou giggled slightly.
“Yup, so that we’re both satisfied. You get the comfort, while I get the good view.” Ryou said smiling. Yami-no-Bakura smiled back and slid the tight light blue jeans over his legs.
“Yet again, snug but comfortable.” Yami-no-Bakura said checking himself out in the mirror. “Also I look hot in them.” Yami-no-Bakura looked at the two shirts. “Hmmm. I think the blue shirt will go better with these jeans.” Yami-no-Bakura said picking up the shirt and slid his arms into holes. Ryou stood up, walked over to Yami-no-Bakura and kissed his chest then started to button up the shirt. “I’d prefer you unbuttoning it but, whatever.” Yami-no-Bakura shrugged. Ryou smiled and kissed his aibou on the lips when he finished. Yami-no-Bakura looked in the mirror and frowned.
“What’s wrong?” Ryou asked.
“I look like a nerd with all of the buttons done up.” Yami-no-Bakura said undoing the top two buttons and looked at the mirror. “There we go, now I look sexy.” Yami-no-Bakura said posing in front of the mirror. Ryou kissed his neck lightly.
“You always look sexy.” Ryou said resting his head on Yami-no-Bakura’s shoulder. Yami-no-Bakura smiled again.
“Can we go now?” Yami-no-Bakura said picking up all of the clothes. “I'm hungry.” Ryou Bakura looked a bit shocked.
“We had breakfast not that long ago.” Ryou argued. Yami-no-Bakura rubbed his stomach.
“But all this shopping has made me hungry.” Yami-no-Bakura said in a whiney voice. Ryou sighed.
“Fine. There’s a McDonalds round the corner, we’ll eat there.” Ryou said. Yami-no-Bakura frowned childishly.
“Great, processed meat made from plastic and lard. I can’t wait.” Yami-no-Bakura said sarcastically. Ryou giggled.
“Well if you’re that hungry you’ll eat it.” Ryou said. “So are you going to wear those clothes to McDonalds?” Ryou asked Yami-no-Bakura pointing to the selection of light blue he was wearing. Yami-no-Bakura put on a pair of socks and his shoes, then reaching into his old pile of clothes and removing a few things from the pocket but Ryou didn’t see what they were.
“Sure.” Yami-no-Bakura said placing the items into the pocket of his new jeans and then walking out of the changing room. They both walked towards the counter.
“Hello and how may I help you?” the man at the counter asked with an obviously fake smile.
“Well, I’d like to buy all of the clothes he is wearing and these ones.” Ryou said placing 5 pairs of boxers, 5 pairs of socks, the green shirt and the dark blue jeans onto the counter. The shopkeeper checked and scanned all of the labels (which was a bit uncomfortable for Yami-no-Bakura).
“Okay, all of the items come to a total of 24,000 Yen.” the shopkeeper said opening the till waiting for one of them to hand over money. Ryou reached into his pocket and took out his wallet. By the time Ryou had opened his wallet Yami-no-Bakura had already slammed the correct amount of money onto the counter. “Thank you. Will you like a bag to carry your clothes in?” the shopkeeper asked.
“yeah.” Yami-no-Bakura said firmly while Ryou stood open mouthed with his wallet still in his hand. The shop keeper carelessly placed the clothes inside a plastic bag and handed it to Ryou.
“Th-thanks.” Ryou said still confused. As they were walking down the street Ryou finally came to his senses. “Where the hell did you get that money from?” Ryou asked. Yami-no-Bakura glanced at Ryou.
“Did you think I wouldn’t keep anything from my days as thief king?” Yami-no-Bakura said with a smile as he remembered the fun he had. Ryou still looked confused.
“Since when did they have yen in ancient Egypt?” Ryou asked. Yami-no-Bakura rolled his eyes.
“They didn’t. I just kept most of the gold I stole and sold it when I got back here.” Yami-no-Bakura said. There was a long silence. “Are we nearly there yet?” whined Yami-no-Bakura.
“Yeah. It’s right in front of us.” Ryou pointed to McDonalds which was about 20 foot away from them.
“Oh... yeah I knew that.” Yami-no-Bakura said looking a bit embarrassed. They walked in single file with Ryou at the front, towards McDonalds. As Ryou entered he immediately turned around and pushed Yami-no-Bakura back outside as he saw Yugi, Joey, Tristan, and Téa sitting around a table. “And why did you do that?” Yami-no-Bakura asked.
“Because... Yugi and his friends were in there.” Ryou said. Yami-no-Bakura growled slightly. “I’ll tell you what; I’ll give you a signal if it’s okay for you to come in.” Ryou said entering McDonalds. He slowly walked over to Yugi and the gang. Yugi was the first to notice Ryou’s presence.
“Oh hey Bakura” Yugi said looking up from his conversation and smiling. Everyone else looked in Ryou’s direction
“Hey.” They all said happily at the same time.
“whatcha doin’ here Bakura?” Joey asked in his Brooklyn accent.
“Nothing really. Just saw you guys in here and thought I’d hang out with you.” Ryou said sitting down next to Téa.
“so how’ve you been Bakura?” Téa asked him.
“Well...I’m feeling better than I did a few weeks ago.” Ryou replied
“I bet you are. Now that Yami-no-Bakura is out of your head I bet you can think a lot easier.” Tristan replied.
“Yeah...” Ryou said nervously. “Say while we’re on the subject. What would you do if Yami-no-Bakura was here right now?” the whole table fell silent and everyone stopped what they were doing. The silence lasted a few seconds before Joey interrupted.
“I’d punch the bastard.” Joey said obviously annoyed at the memory of him. Ryou looked to Yami-no-Bakura and scratched the back of his head.
“Well, you see that could be a problem...” Ryou said nervously. Meanwhile Yami-no-Bakura was outside looking through the window and took the head scratching and looking at him as ‘the signal’ so Yami-no-Bakura pushed both of the doors open hard and a powerful gust of wind seemed to follow him as he entered. Everyone on the table looked at him. Téa and Tristan looked worried, Yugi looked confused, Joey looked annoyed and Ryou was facepalming. Everyone stayed silent and Yami-no-Bakura’s eyes darted about the five people and the strange looks they were giving him. Yami-no-Bakura realised it would be wise for him to make the first move.
“Bad timing?” Yami-no-Bakura asked looking to Ryou. Joey stood up aggressively.
“You son of a bitch!” Joey shouted running towards Yami-no-Bakura with his fist clenched ready to punch. As Joey swung for Yami-no-Bakura, the evil spirit caught the fist in mid-air. Joey gasped in surprise. Yami-no-Bakura had a lot of evil ideas of what he could do to Joey right now, just for the fun of seeing an enemy suffer. Ryou stood up shortly after Yami-no-Bakura caught the fist.
“No Joey!” Ryou shouted. “Don’t hurt him! He’s changed.” Joey looked to Ryou then back to Yami-no-Bakura. Yami-no-Bakura also looked at Ryou and thought it best that now was not the time for aggression and let go of the fist. Joey looked surprised.
((Wow, I guess real-Bakura is right. He has changed,)) Joey thought to himself. Joey then unclenched his fist and took back his seat as did Ryou. The room fell silent again.
((Hmm. I wonder if Yugi is still the same gullible idiot as he was before.)) Yami-no-Bakura thought to himself. Yami-no-Bakura gave a fake sigh and turned his back to everyone. “Well I can tell when I'm not wanted.” Yami-no-Bakura said disappointedly and walked towards the exit. Yugi stood up.
“Wait!” he shouted after Yami-no-Bakura. “It’s okay; you can stay if you want.” Joey, Tristan and Téa gave Yugi a look that said ‘what?!’ whereas Ryou sat quietly confused about the whole situation.
((Ha-ha, Yugi. As always so predictable.)) Yami-no-Bakura thought to himself turning back round with a fake surprised look on his face. “Really? After all I did?” Téa nodded.
“Sure why not. If Ryou says that you changed then we believe him.” Téa said happily, pulling up a chair for him. Yami-no-Bakura smiled.
((Heh-heh. If the king falls then so do his Pawns)) Yami-no-Bakura thought to himself. Yami-no-Bakura grabbed the chair Téa pulled out for him and placed it next to Ryou and sat down.
“Yeah. One thing you should probably know is that... We’re in a relationship.” Ryou said wrapping an arm around Yami-no-Bakura. All of the other guys looked shocked but Téa just smiled.
“Nice to know you’ve finally came out.” Téa said still smiling and patting Ryou on the knee.
“YOU KNEW!?”All of the guys shouted apart from Yami-no-Bakura. Téa giggled.
“Women can tell these things.” Téa said shrugging.
“Well that’s a bit amazing cause you knew before I did.” Ryou said still shocked. Joey gave Yugi a slight nudge with his elbow and stood up.
“I’m just gonna go to the bathroom.” Joey said walking towards the Toilets. Yugi also stood up.
“Me too.” Yugi said standing up and following Joey. Everyone else just watched them leave.
“Umm. Can I ask something?” Tristan said scratching his chin and looking at Yami-no-Bakura.
“Yeah. You don’t need my permission.” Yami-no-Bakura replied.
“well. How did you get here?” Tristan asked.
“well that depends, do you want the short version or the long version?” Yami-no-Bakura asked.
“Well, I’ve got nothing else planned for the day so I might as well hear the long version” Tristan said.
“Very well. When I was destroyed I didn’t die. Just the body of Zorc died. And after a couple of weeks of trekking across a desert with no food and little water, there seemed to be little hope. But then a strong wind blew and it brought something along with it. Something landed by my feet. And as I picked it up I realised it was my millennium ring. I thought it had been destroyed, but apparently we are inseparable. And with its magic the first thing I decided to do was check up on Ryou. And the first thing I saw him do was wish that I was there with him. And then I remembered that I was a little behind on paying my rent*1. So I made his wish come true. The end. Happy?” Yami-no-Bakura said while Tristan, Téa and Ryou listened carefully. Afterwards, there was another long silence.
“So uh... Did you keep the ring?” Téa asked. Yami-no-Bakura smiled evilly.
“Of course I did.” Yami-no-Bakura said taking the ring out from under his shirt. Ryou looked confused.
“But... you didn’t have it on in the changing room.” Ryou said.
“That’s because it’s magical” Yami-no-Bakura said swinging the ring slightly.
“Why do you still have it?” Tristan asked.
“Cause it’s my thing. Without it I'm nothing. It’d be like Seto Kaiba without his huge ego or Yugi without his stupid hair.” Yami-no-Bakura said. “Speaking of which, him and Joey have been in there for a while.” Yami-no-Bakura said looking to the bathroom door.
“You’re right.” Ryou said. “I’ll just go and check on them.” Ryou stood up and walked into the toilets. The first thing Ryou heard was held back groaning from inside one of the cubicles. Ryou looked around and saw that no one else was in there. Ryou stood on top of a toilet in the cubicle next to the one that contained groaning. He looked into the other cubicle and saw Joey sitting on the toilet, with Yugi slowly sucking him off. Ryou watched as Yugi licked Joey’s erection from base to head and laughed slightly. “Fun isn’t it?” Ryou said looking down at the two. Yugi and Joey both looked up and saw Ryou smiling at them.
“Gah Bakura!” they both shouted trying to do up Joey’s pants as quickly as they could. “what the hell are ya doin’?!” Joey shouted at Ryou
“Don’t worry. It’s nothing to be ashamed of.” Ryou said to the couple, laughing as they struggled.
“Please don’t tell anyone.” Yugi begged.
“Don’t worry I won’t. But as long as you promise to be ok with Yami-no-Bakura.” Ryou said.
“deal.” Joey and Yugi said at the same time. Ryou gave another smile.
“Now Yugi. You should finish him off.” Ryou said stepping off the toilet and leaving the room. Ryou sat back down with the rest of the gang and he noticed that Yami-no-Bakura had bought himself a bigmac.
“So? What were they doing in there?” Tristan asked Ryou.
“They’re ok. They said that they may have eaten something bad.” Ryou said. Yami-no-Bakura looked at Ryou and gave him a look that said ‘They’re screwing aren’t they?’ Ryou nodded in reply. Yami-no-Bakura smiled and went back to his burger. After another long silence the two came out from the toilets. “Feeling better now?” Ryou asked. Joey and Yugi looked a bit confused but shortly realised that it was an alibi.
“Um. Yeah.” Yugi said sitting down and Joey sat next to him. Yugi wiped his mouth and turned to Yami-no-Bakura “so, are we friends?” Yugi asked Yami-no-Bakura putting his hand out for a shake. Yami-no-Bakura looked at the hand, he wanted to spit at the offer. But if he wanted to stay lovers with Ryou he realised he had to at least pretend to like them. Yami-no-Bakura moved his hand forwards and shook with Yugi.
“Sure why not?” Yami-no-Bakura said still shaking Yugi’s hand. Yugi let go of the hand letting it fall back under the table, where he gave Joey a sneaky squeeze in the crotch.
“Can I ask you a question?” Yugi asked Yami-no-Bakura.
“You just asked one but yes you can ask another.” Yami-no-Bakura said jokingly.
“Well. If you were able to come back. Does that mean that my other half can too?” Yugi asked. Everyone looked at Yami-no-Bakura as if they had been asking themselves the same question. Yami-no-Bakura sighed
“Yes he can, but there are two questions. First of all does he want to come back? Remember it was him that decided to stay there. And second of all do I want him to come back? The simple answer to that is no.” Yami-no-Bakura said taking a bite from his burger.
“oh.” Yugi said sadly. “But, Please can you try?” Yugi said staring into Yami-no-Bakura’s eyes. Yami-no-Bakura stared back, Yugi’s eyes seemed to glisten brightly. They seemed so innocent and fragile. Eventually Yami-no-Bakura caved.
“Fine I’ll try.” Yami-no-Bakura said annoyed. Yugi smiled happily.
“Thank you.” Yugi said excitedly. Yami-no-Bakura growled at those words.
“Never say thank you to me. It kills me to know I'm doing something good.” Yami-no-Bakura said angrily. Yami-no-Bakura finished off his burger.” right shall we go?” Yami-no-Bakura asked Ryou.
“Well okay then.” Ryou said reluctantly. “See ya Téa and Tristan.” Ryou said standing up and smiling at them both. Then Ryou looked to Yugi and Joey. “You two too.” Ryou said winking at them.
“Bye!” all four of them shouted. “Don’t forget to bring back Atemu!” Yugi shouted to Yami-no-Bakura. The two Bakura’s left.
((Great, now I have to bring my arch nemesis back from ancient Egypt just to please people. Well I’ll show them. In the worst way possible.)) Yami-no-Bakura thought to himself.
(*1 in the Yu-Gi-Oh Mangas, when Yami-no-Bakura first talks to Ryou he says that instead of paying rent he grants Ryou’s wishes)