Coffee Time

Disclaimer: I don\'t own Nightwalker.

Warnings: Yaoi, lime-ish type stuff in this chapter, drunk, sugar-high, very OOC Shido, making fun of Cain [Love him really ^_^], TWT...

Author: Koneko Shido

A/N: This is perhaps the strangest chapter yet... It\'s my favourite!
Unfortunately, this fic is now drawing to a close, only maybe another one or two chapters to go now. Sorry, I was planning on making it longer, but I\'m running out of ideas and I want to concentrate on my latesghtWghtWalker fic, \'Sweet Psychosis\' which is a little like this, only a lot more twisted and perverted.
Oh, and sorry if the writing style seems a little strange... I don\'t really know what happened. I wrote the best part of this chapter at work, so it was jotted down in random bursts between me having to paint the faces of screaming, evil children. And prepare yourselves for a brief jaunt into the inner depths of Cain\'s mind. Just what does happen in there when he gets too angry?

Coffee Time: part 4
By Koneko Shido

Shido and Cain finally reached a club, Shido deciding to be merciful and spare Cain the terrors of a strip club in favour of a more... traditional atmosphere. There was a line, but it wasn\'t too long and it gave Cain the chance to finish off his first experience with the wonders of ice cream before the bouncers decided to try and take it from him. Which, if it happened, would probably result in a gory bloodbath and lots of evil laughter.
So, the line was a good thing.

The humans in the queue ahead of them were wearing outfits similar to theirs, Cain noticed. There was leather. *Lots* of leather, and studs. And not much else, by the looks of things. Shido was certainly looking... delicious. All that tight leather was clinging to his lithe body like a second skin, making him look extremely sexy despite the fact that he was currently in the grips of a huge, candy-induced sugar high, and was chattering away like some sort of deranged squirrel. Cain wasn\'t really listening to what Shido was saying; he was talking too fast to be coherent anyway. From what the blonde vampire could grasp, it was something about trees. Yes, trees. That was really all Cain could understand before Shido\'s hyperactive ranting became complete nonsense. He was beginning to suspect that Shido might be doing it on purpose, just to annoy him.

By now there were only a few people left before them in the queue, and Cain was quickly becoming bored with waiting. Well, that problem was easily dealt with when you had the powers of a master vampire. There was a brief moment of glowiyes yes which went unnoticed by anyone but their owner, then the three people ahead of Cain and Shido in the line suddenly decided, for no apparent reason, that they didn\'t really want to go to the club anymore. What they *really* wanted to do was something fun, like juggling kitchen knives or playing in traffic.

Cain smirked, watching the three unfortunate people walk away, looking blank. Then he turned back to stare at the two big, tough-looking bouncers, who seemed to be thinking about carding Shido. Because, even though Shido was quite obviously a full-grown man, he was bouncing around and giggling like a six-year-old girl.
Upon meeting the cold gaze of the blonde man only half their size, the two bouncers did the smart thing and let the vampires into the club, knowing a killer when they saw one. Cain was just one of those people you didn\'t mess with unless you were really, really stupid. Or Shido.

Shido was enjoying himself. Watching Cain being wicked was actually quite amusing, as long as he wasn\'t killing anyone. Bnow now that they were finally inside the strobe-lit expanse of the packed club, Shido decided that it was about time for some shameless flirting. Yup, this was why Riho, Guni and Yayoi had banned him from ever drinking alcohol or eating sugar again. But they weren\'t here, and Cain didn\'t know, so that made it ok in Shido\'s mind. Anyway, it wasn\'t as though Cain wouldn\'t enjoy it...
\"Dance with me? Please-please-please-please-please??\" Shido begged, clinging to Cain\'s arm and dragging him right into the middle of the writhing masses on the dance floor.

Cain didn\'t see how he had that much of a choice, really. He\'d never danced the way these humans were doing it before, if that could even be called dancing, but he was a fast learner. Shido, however, seemed to have done this before, judging from the way he was twisting and writhing up against his mate, grinning evilly at the look of half-dazed, barely controlled lust on Cain\'s handsome face. This was *fun*. Shido couldn\'t help but wonder how much Cain could stand before the blonde vampire snapped and dragged him off somewhere. Which would be nice. Very nice, in fact. Shido smirked wickedly and draped his arms around Cain\'s neck, pressing them *very* close together and rocking his hips. It was quite satisfying, and amusing, the way Cain was breathing slightly faster than usual, his eyes glazed. He was practically radiating \'crumbling self-restraint\'.
Shido slithered against him again, leaning up to lick Cain\'s ear, pressing their chests together. Out of pure evilness, Shido gave a soft, sexy little moan and nibbled on Cain\'s earlobe, feeling the older vampire trembling, almost at the point of snapping. Delicious.

Cain was trying, he really was, but it was so hard not to just throw his sexy little mate over his shoulder and carry him off to some dark corner. That or rip off his clothes and molest him right in the middle of the dance floor. The music was slow and sexy, and Shido was writhing against him like some strange cross between a snake and a belly dancer. His delicate hands slithered over Cain\'s strong chest, which was encased in a tight, black T-shirt, moving with each slightly ragged breath. Not that he really *needed* to breathe, but still...

And, just as it was getting to the point where Cain could feel his control snapping like a dry twig, someone tapped him on the shoulder. This annoyed him, to say the least, andh heh he and Shido turned to look at the rather drunk young man who had dared to touch Cain.
\"Hey lady, you wanna dance with me?\" The man asked in a slurring voice, staring straight at Cain.

Shido paused for a moment, staring at Cain as well, then abruptly burst into a crazed fit of giggling. After a few moments the giggling evolved into all out deranged laughter and earned him a number of weird looks from the surrounding dancers.

Cain didn\'t quite know what to make of the fact that some random, drunk human had just mistaken him for a woman. Getting angry and killing the man just didn\'t seem to do justice to the situation. In fact, Cain was so angry it had gone beyond the point of blind rage to some scary, calm place on the other side filled with fluffy bunnies and rainbows. He began to suspect the mie might be losing his mind.

The drunken young man stared between Shido, who was cackling manically, and Cain, who had never-been-thus-insulted and was twitching unnervingly. He shrugged and walked off into the throng to find someone else to dance with.

He\'d walked away... That *human* had insulted him, then had the gall to just walk away, and not wait around for Cain to get it together enough to kill him?! How dare he!!? And now Cain was twitching, and couldn\'t seem to stop. The rainbows and fluffy bunnies had been swallowed up by a huge, black, boiling cloud of rage trapped inside a bubble of psychotic calm. He was planning on killing everything within a ten mile radius, he just couldn\'t seem to think of a nasty enough way to do it.

Shido, though he found the entire situation hilarious, decided he\'d better do something before Cain went into \'sudden death\' mode and began turning people inside out.

That vehoughought had just occurred to Cain and he toyed with the idea, not quite sure if it would be sufficiently painful to exact his revenge. And then Shido leant back against him, smiling seductively, and trailed spidery fingers down his own throat, arching his head back to rest on his mate\'s shoulder.

\"Are you hungry?\" Shido asked, licking his lips.

Cain twitched again. He knew someone was supposed to die, but Shido\'s little offer was very tempting and had managed to push every other thought from his mind. As a matter of fact, he *was* hungry. The nagging feeling that he was supposed to be killing something was quickly swamped by lust and lost in favour of more enjoyable thoughts. Thoughts, or rather images, since thinking clearly was becoming decidedly difficult. Images of Shido wearing nothing but chains, tied down and begging for his master\'s touch. Yes, that would do very nicely indeed.

Cain smirked and allowed Shido to lead him off the dance floor into a darkened corner. Ah, the wonders of darkened corners. In Cain\'s opinion, darkened corners were not given nearly the appreciation they deserved.

A quick, all-encompassing glare cleared the area, and Cain took a moment to reflect upon the innumerable benefits of being able to glare properly. He was *exceedingly* good at it.

Once the little space was clear of anything living, Shido leant against the wall and stretched like a cat, giving Cain a sly look. A look that said \'I know what you want, are you coming to get it or are you going to just stand there all night?\' Cain decided that sly looks were also a good thing as he stalked forward and pinned Shido against the wall, capturing his lips in a fierce kiss. Shido\'s fingers came up to tangle in Cain\'s golden hair and the sugar-high, drunken vampire offered his mate a throaty moan, knowing the effect it would have on the blonde vampire.

The effect it had was that Cain finally snapped like a rubber band, burying a hand in Shido\'s violet tresses, yanking his head back none-to-gently, then sinking his fangs into Shido\'s pale neck. The purple-haired vampire groaned in pleasure, breathing heavily, and wondered briefly if all the candy he\'d eaten made his blood taste any sweeter.
He certainly didn\'t mind what was happening to him, the fact that Cain was lapping at his throat like a cat, one hand in Shido\'s hair to hold his head back whilst the other rested on his waist, keeping him pinned against the wall.
\"Nnnnhhh... C-Cain...\" Shido moaned, clinging to the blonde vampire\'s chest.

Cain listened to the throaty moan that escaped Shido\'s lips and smirked inwardly. What he really needed about now was a bed. Or any sort of flat surface, for that matter. There was always the floor, but it was covered in gum and other disgusting things, and Cain didn\'t think that the humans in the club would appreciate the two of them making love right there. Not that Cain really cared what the humans thought, but there had to be better places...

Making up his mind, Cain decided firmly that it was about time he took charge of the proceedings re Sre Shido made him stop and dragged him off to more annoying human clubs, and shops, and anything else that caught his eye. Well, now it was *his* turn to drag *Shido* off somewhere. Preferably somewhere with a bed, but he would take what he could get at this point.

Withdrawing his fangs from Shido\'s throat, Cain lifted the surprised vampire in his arms, ignoring his yelp of protest, and stalked out of the shadows and around the packed dance floor, out of the c See Seeing that Cain wasn\'t about to let him go, Shido gave a slightly crazed giggle and clung to his mate, wondering where they were going. He hoped it was somewhere with a bed.

TBC

The next chapter will probably be the last, so I can get on with \'Sweet Psychosis\'. Does anyone happen to know where I can get hold of the scripts for the NightWalker episodes? It\'d help me get the fics out a lot faster...
Well, this came out stranger than I expected it to. I hope it wasn\'t too messed up, was it ok? And, of course, we all know what\'s going to be going on in the next chapter, don\'t we? And if you don\'t, you really shouldn\'t be reading this... I\'ll try and get it done soon, but humorous lemons are very hard to write.