The Revenge of Raharu, The Earth in Deep Poo v2

Disclaimer: See Chapter One.

Chapter Three: Pact of Enemies

Haruko laughed at how effortless her victory was.

Naota's vision was blurry as he returned to consciousness. He struggled to get up, having to push his bulky brother off of him. “Damn you Haruko, I always knew you were a bitch, but I didn't know you were a dumb bitch.”

The former space police ceased with laughing and began growling. “How the hell are you still alive?”

“I hate to tell you this, but remember when I was merged with Atomsk that one time?”

She grunted.

“Well, I inherited most of his power. What you possess is a mere fraction, not even a fourth, of what I can muster.”

Haruko began to laugh again. “I can't believe how full of shit you are, Ta-kun!” However, her joy didn't last very long when the tectonic plates beneath them shook with vehement force. “What the hell is this?”

Seconds later, Naota transformed into the glowing red celestial being much like he once was during the downfall of Medical Meccanica a few years ago. “You better get the hell off this planet before I bust you wide open, cunt!”

Mamimi and Eri sighed with relief, thinking the battle was won. Of course, their relief went down the drain as they saw someone approaching. Whoever it was was driving a black Vespa.

“Oh no!” Eri screamed.

The man, who stood over seven feet high, had long black hair, a pale complexion, several scars, and glowing red eyes greeted them, “miss me?”

“Artemis,” Naota scowled.

“When your brother supposedly defeated me, I was only using about one third of my power. Let's see what you can do when I use a little bit more.”

“You should be dead!” Haruko scowled with the utmost disgust.

“Odin still has a use for me, it seems. Thanks to him, I have been given another chance.”

“Heh. Well, you better watch yourself. He can only be so forgiving...” Raharu knew it all too well.

“Odin?” Naota was curious.

Artemis indulged him with the knowledge. “God of all things. He is the master of Raharu and I. Not just us, but Medical Meccanica as well.”

“What?!”

He laughed. “Atomsk was just the beginning. Odin was greatly displease that someone other than himself managed to ascend to ethereality. However, knowing his fate was sealed, he passed on his power to you in hopes you could defeat the dark lord.

'This is fucked up,' Naota thought, 'I can hardly stand toe to toe with aliens, let alone gods.'

Artemis continued, “unexpectedly, your N-O has rivaled that of Atomsk's from the very beginning and hence you are actually more powerful than.”

“So Odin is jealous that he doesn't have ethereal power?” Eri cut in.

“No. He has possessed such power since the dawn of time, he just wants to control any possible threats to his undisputed sovereign rule.”

“I call dibs on the kid's N-O!” Raharu insisted.

“You are hardly in a position to negotiate, Rehu, but maybe if you do some... favors/” Artemis chuckled.

The evil woman batted her eyebrows. “Oh, you naughty man!”

“Truce then?” The demented Valkyrie inquired.

Raharu agreed, “truce.”

Naota was struggling internally, 'I can't fight both of them!'

“It looks like our little friend is about to piss himself,” the demonic Rehu giggled.

“Indeed.”

'Fuck!' The young man knew he couldn't win.

“Two on one isn't what I call very fair.”

Everyone looked towards the crater. Tasuku was up, though he was cradling his rip cage.

“Come on you sons of bitches, I'll take you both on!”

“Tasuku, I can't allow you to intervene. You're not in any shape.” The younger sibling was genuinely concerned for his brother's wellbeing.

“Come on bro, cut me some slack!”

The woman formerly known as Haruko was impatient. “Enough of this sentimental rubbish, let's get it over with!”

“Concurred,” Artemis was also eager to finish this. The new found allies approached their prey.

Artemis unsheathed his Specter Bass as he walked towards the younger Nandaba brother. Suddenly, he started to charge with great speed and brought his guitar down with full force, though Naota blocked it with his left fore arm.

All the while, Tasuku was prepared to take on Raharu.

“Come on you little slut, it's time I make you pay for all damage you did to my brother when you used him for your own gain.”

“It should be clear you are no match for me, you primitive ape!” In the blink of an eye, she disappeared and reappeared right in front of him, delivering a massive kick to his undamaged oblique, cracking it.

The baseball all-star screamed in agony before he lost consciousness.

“Tasuku!” Naota and Mamimi yelled.

While the younger Nandaba brother was distracted, Artemis brought his guitar down on Naota's head, sending him to the ground face first and making a new crater in the concrete.

Eri screamed, “Naota!”

“I don't think any of these guys will be able to fight any time soon,” the former Haruko stated the obvious.

“Now that they are finished, we are free to commence the destruction of this mud ball.” The partners from hell mounted the black Vespa and scooted on the hell out of there.

Mamimi and Eri immediately checked up on their respective lovers. Tasuku was out cold though Naota was just fine, giving his girl a startle.

“Those bastards are gonna pay!”

“Naota! You're okay!”

“Damn right, now if you'll excuse me, I gotta follow them. He mounted his own red Vespa and revved that bitch up. “I'll be back soon.”

He sped off into the night.

End Chapter Three.

Next time on the final installment, The Somewhat Grand Finale:

Naota: I'm so sorry, Haruko. I thought I loved you, but then I realized the manipulative bitch you really are.

Haruko: Forgive me!

Naota: No, you die here and now!