The Planet of Men

Summary: The final chapter, Lisa continues to pursue Yukinari. Kirie and Maharu discover that their prince charmings aren't so perfect.

Disclaimer: See part I. Pretty boring sounding, isn't it?

Yukinari and Miharu were dressed and ready for school. Hitoshi was joining them as well. "Where's Kirie?" Yukinari asked.
"Well, she's been acting a bit strange today." Hitoshi said.
Kirie entered, smiling. She put an arm around Hitoshi and smiled.
"Well, let's go, tiger." Kirie cooed into Hitoshi's ear.
Kirie was still out in la-la land.
Hitoshi and Kirie walked away together. Miharu and Yukinari stood there, staring at each other.
"Was that really Kirie?" Miharu asked Yukinari.
"It looked like and sounded like her, but she didn't act like her." Yukinari responded.
At school, they went to class and met up with Kirie again. Fukuyama was there as well. Ever his perverted self, Fukuyama tried once more to grope Kirie's luscious tits. However, she grabbed his hands before he could.
"You've got some very serious issues here. I'm going to have to hurt you now." She responded, still in la-la land. Fukuyama went flying into a bunch of desks and crashed there. All this time, Kirie was still out in la-la land.
"This is extremely creepy." Yukinari said. Kirie sat next to Hitoshi.
"Some guys are just total idiots when it comes to love. Not like my Hitoshi.
Isn't that right, lover?" She said cheerfully.
"Of course, darling." Hitoshi responded.
It wasn't until lunchtime that Kirie returned from la-la land. Once she became normal again, she continued to hold hands with Hitoshi.
"I'm still curious as to how she got that way though." Yukinari said.
"That's none of your damn business." Kirie responded.
"Relax, darling. It's simple, really. Kirie has found something she has been missing all her life: happiness." Hitoshi responded. "She now has someone who is able to help her endure the slings and arrows of life, and to catch her when she falls. It's a very liberating experience for a girl."
"Uh... o.k." Yukinari said, not completely believing Hitoshi.
In chemistry, the grades were posted and the scores were predictable. Kirie was in spot #3 with a 97. Miharu was in the middle with a 71. Yukinari was second to last with a 63. Hitoshi was last with a 9.
"A 9? A freaking 9?" Kirie said, straining to control her anger and disappointment.
"I can't help it. I just panic at the thought of being tested. Then I break out in hives." Hitoshi said.
"You have an allergy to testing?" Yukinari asked.
"I... I guess so." Hitoshi replied.
"You need serious help here." Kirie said.
"And I thought I was bad." Yukinari said.
"You are bad." Kirie replied. "But he's even worse."
"Relax, Kirie. We can work through this together, I just know it." Hitoshi stated.
"You make it sound like I could cure anything." Kirie replied.
"Well, you did cure me of my loneliness." Hitoshi said.
After school, Lisa Fukuyama was waiting for Yukinari on his way home. She knew in her heart of hearts that he was her soulmate, despite this not being the case. Yukinari was just so terrified of women that he couldn't bring himself to tell her he loved Miharu. Anyway, when she met up with him, Miharu, Hitoshi and Kirie were with him. "Yukinari my love!" Lisa said as she attempted to glomp him. Fortunately, Lisa is not very accurate when it comes to glomping. She missed and glomped Kirie instead, sending both of them to the ground.
"What the fuck!?" Kirie shouted as Lisa scrambled to her feet.
"Yukinari! It's really you and not that fake! I'll be here for you forever!" Lisa said to Yukinari's horror. Lisa wrapped her arms around him and he broke out in hives. Miharu, surprisingly, intervened.
"Please let go of him. Don't you see that you're hurting him?" Miharu asked.
"I could never possibly hurt my Yukimarin! Isn't that right, Yukinarin?" Lisa asked, oblivious to the fact that he was covered with hives. About all he could manage to say was an incoherent groan.
"See? He likes being in my arms." Lisa said. She refused to notice that he had passed out at this point. Miharu separated the two of them forcefully. "Yukinari is my man! Get your own!" She said.
"Yukinari is my soulmate, bitch! You keep away from him!" Lisa responded.
"Man, I have never seen anyone so clueless in my life." Hitoshi said. Lisa, of course, presumed she was talking about Miharu. Lisa bamfed herself and Yukinari to her place.
"Yukinari! No!" Miharu shouted.
"She's got to be at Fukuyama's place." Kirie said.
"Hmm... I have an idea..." Hitoshi said.
Once there, Yukinari revived as Lisa had him rest in her bed. "Oh, thank God you're all right. I was so worried about you." She said. Yukinari took a moment to realize where he was. When he did, a look of sheer terror came over his face. "Lisa!" He exclaimed in panic. "Don't you worry that pretty little head of yours. I'll take good care of you." Lisa responded.
"I wanna go home." Yukinari sobbed.
Lisa grimaced and looked up at him. "I was hoping that I wouldn't have to do this." She said. "That bitch has you under some spell. Well, would she do this for you?" Lisa asked. Lisa then pulled off her blouse and bra, exposing her copious mountains to Yukinari. Yukinari turned into a drooling pervert and got a nosebleed from this. Lisa was taken aback a bit, but then pulled out a tissue and wiped his nose, giving him even more hives than he already had.
"I'll make everything all right." Lisa said. "Just leave everything to me." She would have never guessed in a million years that she was doing the opposite of what would help...
On Naris, Maharu and Satoshi were walking down the street arm in arm. Satoshi was smiling as Maharu cuddled him. Everything seemed perfect when it happened. Maharu vanished. "Maharu! No!" Satoshi said. It turned out that there was an unstable factor in teleporting over from Serin to Neris and vice versa. One by one, all the women were sucked back to Serin and the guys were sucked back to Neris. Satoshi fell to his knees and cried. On Serin, Maharu fell to her knees and cried.
"God Damnit! I finally found me a man! Why the hell can't we be together!? WHY!?" Maharu shouted. Well, Maharu went back to the portal to find that it was flooded with women wanting to go back to Neris.
"Do I look convincing enough?" Hitoshi asked.
"Fukuyama will be so lost in raging hormones that he won't notice you're really a guy." Kirie said. They were standing outside the Fukuyama residence, and Hitoshi was in one of Kirie's blouses and a long skirt. Kirie was touching up his makeup. She and Miharu were also disguised as well.
"You look passable. Now let's go in there!" Kirie cheered. They rang the doorbell and entered the place. The maid showed Hitoshi to Fukuyama's room while Kirie and Miharu went looking for Yukinari. One at his room, Hitoshi was invited in. "Ah, come on in, babe." Fukuyama said. Hitoshi did so and then Fukuyama reached for Hitoshi's chest. He was quite surprised to find no tits there. "Hey... what's going on here...?" Fukuyama asked. "This was just a diversion to let Kirie rescue Yukinari from Lisa." Hitoshi said. "I'm Hitoshi, Kirie's boyfriend." In his horror, Fukuyama hardly saw the fist coming. Hitoshi knocked Fukuyama on his ass and Fukuyama broke out in hives. Hitoshi left and went looking for Yukinari. Fukuyama was dizzy as he stood up.
"God damn bastard!" Fukuyama said.
Lisa Fukuyama had plugged up Yukinari's nose. Yukinari was breathing through his mouth now, but stared at Lisa's ample rack wide-eyed.
"Now see? Isn't this better?" Lisa said.
"Guh-buh-uh..." was all Yukinari could say. He so desperately wanted to feel her tits up, but he knew if he did, he'd break out in hives worse than he was now. He hoped something - anything - would break this impasse. Something did when Kirie and Miharu entered.
"Oh... my... freaking... GOD!!!" Kirie shouted. She pulled Yukinari out of the bed and smacked him hard.
"WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING!?" Kirie shouted, jumping to the wrong conclusion. "Yukinari, are you all right?" Miharu asked, worried about him. Miharu cradled him in her arms, and his hives subsided.
"Thank... you..." Yukinari gasped. He hoped that this was the end of this. Meanwhile, Kirie confronted Lisa as she put her top on.
"How can you expose yourself to this dirty pervert like that!?" Kirie demanded.
"He's my soulmate! I know I can help him!" Lisa replied. "That bimbo has him under some kind of spell." She added, accusing Miharu.
Hitoshi entered and saw Yukinari reviving. Yukinari sat up, nursing his head. "Ooh... that was painful." He said.
"Yukinari, why don't you just tell her you don't love her?" Hitoshi asked.
"I just can't. Every time I say something to a girl she doesn't want to hear she beats me up." Yukinari whined.
"Isn't one moment's pain worth a lifetime of peace? She's not going to leave you alone until you do this." Hitoshi said.
"I know, but... I can't do it!" Yukinari whined.
Hitoshi heaved a sigh. "Well, let's get out of this place." He said. Yukinari stood up on the side opposite Lisa.
"You're not taking my Yukinari anywhere!" Lisa shouted. She had blown past Kirie and was advancing on Yukinari. "I'm keeping my man and you can't stop me!"
Miharu was very angry now. Angrier than she ever had been before. "That does it!" Miharu shouted.
The blast was extremely loud and the shockwave sent everyone flying. Miharu grabbed Yukinari and held him close as debris flew around them. Lisa got a 2x4 in the stomach, knocking her on her ass. The blast sent everyone out of the place and onto the street. It was a miracle that Kirie, Hitoshi, Yukinari and Miharu were not seriously hurt. Yukinari and Miharu landed together on the street, with her lying on top of him. "Are you o.k., Yukinari?" Miharu asked.
"Agh..." was Yukinari's response.
"It might help if you got off of him." Hitoshi suggested. He was nearby on his back, holding his arm. Miharu got off Yukinari and stood up. Hitoshi uneasily stood up as well.
"Kirie? Can you hear me?" Hitoshi asked. Silence answered him. Then he saw Kirie's hand among some rubble. Moving over there, he cleared away the rubble to find Kirie with only a few bruises. He checked her over and found she was breathing and her heart was beating. She woke up and nursed her head. "Ow... ow... what happened?" Kirie asked.
"Miharu exploded." Yukinari replied.
They all got together and left before the police and fire departments arrived. Lisa was found and healed. While she was recovering, she said this in her bed. "A board in the stomach isn't going to keep me from my Yukinari. That bitch is going down and then Yukinari will be mine." She said.
Back at Yukinari's home, Hitoshi and Miharu were busy making dinner for the four of them.
"We really should get together sometime and exchange recipes." Hitoshi said. He had brought over some cooking sake from Neris and used it. Another ingredient he used from Neris, unbeknownst to him, made women very horny. He served dinner up with Miharu and they ate it all, with Miharu getting the lion's share. After they cleaned everything up, the four of them retired to the living room and watched a bit of T.V. The chemical that made women horny started kicking in, and slowly the girls made their desires known. Kirie put her arms around Hitoshi, which he returned. Miharu did the same to Yukinari. After a bit, Kirie put her head on Hitoshi's strong shoulder and smiled. After some more, Miharu moved over and sat in Yukinari's lap. Kirie followed a little later. By the time the show ended, Yukinari had turned off the T.V. and turned on Miharu. They were kissing, necking and petting as were Hitoshi and Kirie. They kissed and necked for a good while, and then Hitoshi felt up Kirie's hot gash.
"I don't know what you did to me, but I'm horny as hell now." Kirie said. Everyone's clothing came off and everyone was eager to go.
"Wow. I always thought your cock was small, Yukinari." Kirie commented. "But not that small."
"Well, it's the perfect size for me." Miharu cooed into Yukinari's ear. She then went down on Yukinari and wrapped her pouting red lips around his shaft. Hitoshi went down on Kirie and parted her lower lips, placing his tongue on Kirie's tight snatch. Everyone moaned softly as oral was given and received. Kirie caressed Hitoshi's head as he gave her head.
"Ooh yea..." Kirie moaned after a bit of this. "Do that humming thing." Hitoshi wasn't about to deny her what she wanted. Yukinari saw Hitoshi humming on Kirie's clit and send her into a screaming, creaming frenzy. Yukinari decided to try that on Miharu. He turned around and placed his tongue on her clit. Then he placed his lips on her clit and hummed. "Whoa! God yes!" Both girls screamed at the same time. Miharu also started flailing around like a fish out of water. Yukinari was hit in the back by Miharu's sexy, strong legs several times. He didn't care about that; he was more interested in fucking Miharu. Hitoshi started humming Kirie's favorite song on her clit. After a bit of this, the two girls came at the same time.
Now it was the guy's turn to get oral. Miharu took Yukinari's stiff shaft into her mouth again and started humming on him. Kirie hummed on Hitoshi's cock as well. Both guys moaned and gasped as they got expert hum jobs. Neither one of them wanted to stop this. Both guys had to strain to keep from coming into the mouths of their respective babe.
"This is the best blowjob I've ever gotten!" Yukinari exclaimed. It was much later when the guys turned around and two long, hard, throbbing cocks went into two tight, wet, eager beavers.
"Mmm... yessssssss..." Kirie moaned. She was quickly going to la-la land, and this time, there was no cramping getting in the way. Miharu was also feeling the intense pleasure of Yukinari's hard rod in her hole. The guys were feeling the love as well. Everyone raced down the corridors of love and never looked back. Most of Hitoshi and Kirie's positions had her on top. Most of Yukinari and Miharu's positions had him on top. Nobody wanted to stop fucking the other. They fucked and reamed each other for a very long time. Just when everyone thought they couldn't take anymore, two sets of simultaneous climaxes occurred. Kirie screamed loud enough to wake the dead again.
Completely spent, the four of them fell into a pile of lust. Then Hitoshi looked up and saw Koyomi there. She had seen everything. Koyomi had her hand over her mouth and was beet red. Kirie was in la-la land.
"Oh... you saw everything, didn't you Koyomi?" She said as if she was in a dream.
"That's - that's sex?" Koyomi stammered. "Oh my God!" She ran from the room, crying her eyes out. Yukinari and Miharu noticed this. Only Kirie seemed oblivious to it.
"Let me go talk to her." Miharu said. After everyone dressed, Miharu went into Koyomi's room and found her sitting in a corner crying. Miharu put her arms around Koyomi to comfort her.
"Relax, Koyomi. Nobody will ever make you do that unless you want it." Miharu said. Koyomi could only cry at this point. After Miharu comforted her some more, Koyomi revealed her reason for crying.
"I- I think Yukinari may be my half-brother." She sobbed.
Miharu was taken aback by this. "Why would you think that?" Miharu asked.
"My mom owned your home on Serin about the time I was born." Koyomi replied.
Miharu didn't know what to make of this. "Please, don't tell Yukinari this." Koyomi said.
"I won't. Do you think he suspects this?" Miharu asked.
"No. I don't know how he'll react, and I fear the worst." Koyomi said.
On Neris, Maharu finally got back to Satoshi. He was at his job at the time. She wasn't happy about his career choice, however.
"A janitor? You're a janitor!?" She shouted.
"Yea. I'm going to be the greatest janitor ever!" Satoshi said.
"You've got to be kidding me." Maharu said.
"O.k., so it's not a glamorous profession. However, someone has to do it." Satoshi replied.
Maharu moved away from Satoshi, who followed. "Come on, Maharu. No man is perfect. But I think I'm perfect for you." Satoshi said.
Maharu grimaced. "Well, you've got a point there. I guess I have to take the good with the bad." Maharu said. She embraced him and he returned her embrace. Staring into each other's eyes, they kissed.
And they all lived dysfunctionally ever after.
-End-