Travels of a Martial Artist

Disclaimer: I don't own these characters, or the stories they originated in. They belong to the talented Takahashi and Takeuchi respectively, and they would probably disapprove of my use of them in this manner... Then again, maybe they expect it.

A/N: Mad props to Scorpinac for liking this story enough to come back for the update that was over a year in making it's appearance. The 'Prism' situation has thus been rectified.

Travels of a Martial Artist
Part Two: Magical Girls, Tentacle Monsters, and Talking Cats. Ranma’s in Hell Now! Pt. 3

"Ran-chan, what's wrong?" Ukyo asked hesitantly as she approached her pained lover.

"Ukyo, I did something today..." Ukyo noticed the lack of her pet name in his address. "Something really damn stupid. Shampoo found me. She caught me by surprise when I ran from school today. She hit me with some new powder she called Lust Dust... oh gods U-chan, I'm sorry..." Ranma curled in upon himself as his turmoil fought it's way free of his control.

Ukyo kneeled beside the distraught youth and tried to comfort him, but he forced her away gentley. He couldn't bring himself to look her in they eye as he started to relate the events of a few hours previous in fits and starts. He seemed on the verge of screaming in despair.

Not a good idea with his knowledge of the Shi Shi Hokodan which, while imperfect, would still be enough to cause significant property damage.

Ukyo felt about ready to loose a blast of her own as he finished, but one look into his eyes, and bits of information from his confession told her all she needed to know.

"Ran-chan," she began softly, "I don't blame you."

Shock allowed him to look her in the eyes as she continued.

"You said it yourself. She hit you up with another one of her blasted love potions. Well, this time it backfired. It's not your fault, and I'm not going to chase you off. In fact, if you even 'think' about leaving because of this, I'll hunt you down and drag you back hogtied if I have too! You have no idea how much it means to me that you told me about this up front, instead of me finding out later and that you tried to hide it."

Ranma opened his mouth several times to say something, but speech eluded him. The okonomiyaki chef drew him into a comforting embrace, bringing his head to her bosom as she stroked his hair.

"Remember that talk we had about why I love you?"

He nodded the affirmative.

"This is one of those reasons. Your honesty. I'm upset about the whole situation, but I'm mostly angery with that Chinese bimbo. I can't believe she's still trying that magic stuff. Maybe this time she learned her lesson."

Ukyo's lip twitched in a smirk as she said, "I'm willing to bet she won't be sitting straight for a week after getting pounded by 'that' beast," she jested in ill taste as she gestured to his groin.

"U-chan, that's not funny," Ranma said as he studied her expression.

A few brief moments followed before they both burst into fits of refreshing laughter.

"You know what they say the best part of fighting is dont'cha Ran-chan?"

"Well, I'd say the chance to better your form and abilities, but we haven't been fighting."

Ukyo rolled her eyes at his naive response.

"No silly. the make-up sex!" she said with entusiasm.

"What?! But we haven't been fighting, so how are we going to 'make up'?" Ranma asked in confusion, his mind still not putting two and two together.

"Just shut up and make love to me damnit!"

"Out here on the side walk? I really don't think-"

Ukyo cut him off with a passion filled kiss as she led him up the walk to their apartment. She had the presence of mind to grab his pack as she began her very forward attempt at seduction.

'It's not like he'd appreciate the more subtle aspects of that particular art just yet, but he'll learn soon enough', she thought to herself.

As soon as the door was closed she started at his shirt ties. She broke three in her lust filled haste to rid him of the offending article of clothing as they fumbled to remove their shoes.

Tearing the open shirt from his body she caressed his muscular chest, playfully toying with his nipples as she continued to dominate his mouth.

He started to rise to the occasion, but she nipped his bottom lip as she withdrew from the kiss.

"Oh no you don't sugar. Tonight, you're all mine," she purred.

The throaty rumble she emitted forced him to bite back any retorts he might have had as she moved in to possess his tongue once again.

Latching onto his lip again, she led him down the hall as she loosened the kerchief of her school uniform. Undoing the top few few buttons, she pushed him back onto the bed.

"So sugar, how does it feel to make it with such a cute school girl? It's every man's dream isn't it?" she asked as she struck a seductive pose, lifting her hair straight up and letting it cascade back to her shoulders as it would.

The effect was devestating to Ranma's senses as Ukyo leaned forward, allowing her ample cleavage to occupy his vision.

She started to sway to music only she heard while she ran her hands lightly over her body, teasing him further.

She slowly turned and bent forward, running a hand up the inside of her leg and over her moistening slit. Half turning, she brought her fingers to her lips and sucked on them softly.

Still swaying to her private song, she completed her turn and faced Ranma again. Slidding her hands up her skirt, she tugged the band of her panties and slowly worked them down, just barely lifting her skirt enough to give her audience a teasing view of her damp silken lingerie as they started to slide down her creamy thighs.

Ukyo pulled her left leg free with agonizing slowness and draped the right over Ranma's shoulder, panties still clinging to her thigh.

"A little help sugar?" she asked huskily.

The scent of Ukyo's arousal was driving Ranma mad as he reached up to fulfill her equest.

She 'tsked' him, and brought his hand to her mouth, slowly sucking on the middle digit before grazing her teeth back over it.

"Use your teeth love."

Nipping her thigh, he used he allowed his tongue to caress the soft flesh of her thigh before using it to manuever the silf panties into his waitng teeth.

Stretching her leg straight up and out of the entraping material, she rested her foot on his shoulder, allowing him full view of her womanhood before quickly obscuring his vision by bending forward and taking the cloth from him with another passionate kiss.

She let them fall on his chest as she rubbed herself down the length of his body and rubbed her hands over his legs, spreading them wide enough to kneel between them. She lightly nipped his constrained erection as she undid his drawstring.

He raised himself as she pulled his trousers down, freeing his manhood.

Ukyo gave it a playful lick as she finished unbuttoning her shirt.

Undoing the front clasp of her bra, she rubbed his shaft between her firm breasts.

Ranma groaned as his lover continued to squeeze him in her cleavage.

He grabbed her hair as she slowed her pace and took the tip in her mouth and ran her tongue around the crown. She eased her breasts away as she took more of him into her mouth and gripped him with her hand.

She began stroking him as she lavished attention on the head of his manhood.

His groaning intesified as she brought her free hand up to toy with his balls.

She grinned as he neared his release and sat up, ceasing all other action.

She giggled at his pitiable look of disbelief.

"Don't worry Ran-chan. The fun's just starting."

She reached between the mattresses and pulled out a condom.

"What, were you planning this or something?" Ranma asked as she tore it open.

"Not at all. More of a 'just in case' thing. I've stashed 'em all around the house. Now shut up and let me put this on you!"

Ranma stared in confusion as Ukyo placed the condom into her mouth.

"I thought you were gonna put it on me?"

His question was answered as she took him into her mouth again, unrolling the rubber over his shaft with her lips.

"Oh..."

Protection in place, she pushed him onto his back and crawled over him to straddle his hips. His member twitched as her wet crotch rubbed over his length as she teased him more. Positioning her entrance right over his manhood, she gave him a seductive grin as she riased herself erect and dropped down, taking his full length into herself all at once.

Ranma gasped at the sudden sensation and rocked his hips up reflexively.

Ukyo interlaced her fingers with his and used his powerful grip to help support herself as she raised herself back up, almost pulling fully off of him, before dropping back down. This time, he met her with a thrust. Ukyo moaned deeply as they quickend the rhythm.

Ranma shifted his grip to her hips as Ukyo threw off her shirt and bra.

She grabbed fistfulls of her hair while slamming herself onto Ranma's shaft with abandon, working herself to the edge.

Ranma called out her name as he jerked he exploded within her, his convulsions triggering her own orgasm.

She collapsed ontop of him with a content smile and kissed his neck softly.

"Don't get too comfortable sugar," she said as Ranma started dozing off. "I'm not done with you yet."

-ooo-

The next day of school went markedly better for the two lovers, although Ukyo did have small problems with walking straight.

Ranma had even managed to stay awake for history!

As their final class let out for the day, Ukyo spotted the small group of girls they had been searching for round the corner to head in the direction of the Crown Arcade, and the latest U-chan's.

Ranma gave Ukyo a quick kiss and dashed ahead to catch up with Usagi and her friends.

"Yo, Usagi! Wait up guys!" he called as he neared the group.

All four turned to face him with trepidation. Rei, who was approaching from another street, looked panicked.

"How's it going," he asked softly, hoping to put them at ease.

"Oh, hello Ranma," Usagi began. "Um, what were you wanting?"

Ranma started off calmly enough, but he picked up in intensity as he continued. "I was hoping we could talk about what happened at the mall. I didn't think you guys would be back in class so soon after... what happened. I was also curious about those outfits you guys were wearin', and that monster, and all this stuff I hear about senshi and youma and... Damnit all, what have I brought U-chan into? Am I gonna have to worry that she might get attacked like you guys did? I swear I'm gonna be paranoid if she shows up so much as three minutes late somewhere!!!"

The girls looked around at each other before Usagi nodded solemnly.

"Is there somewhere quiet we can talk? There are some secrets we don't want someone to overhear."

Ranma nodded in acceptance. "We can talk at the U-chan. I already told her everything I know, and she won't spread this any more than I would. It'll take her an hour or two to get set up for dinner, so there shouldn't be any problems."

-ooo-

Ukyo looked up as the door to the U-chan opened, admitting Ranma followed by Usagi and the others. Ranma locked the door as it closed behind them.

Ranma hopped up to sit on the counter as the girls took seats beside him.

"First things first," Usagi said as she drew a deep breath. "We are the Sailor Senshi, Defenders of Love and Justice. We protect the innocent people of Juuban from youma attacks, and evil overlords, queens, generals, and aliens from trying to conquer Japan and cause a future of darkness."

Ranma looked at her for a moment before saying, "So, you guys are like the Power Rangers?"

The flat stare Ranma received told him to shut his mouth.

"Don't say anymore!!" yelled out a black blur as it dashed across the room from the storage room.

A black cat leapt upon the table and glared at Usagi and the others.

"Luna? How'd you get in here?" Usagi asked in bewilderment.

Minako decided the more pressing question was, "Um, Ranma, are you okay?"

The young martial artist was now hanging from the ceiling, stammering wild gibberish as his eyes glazed over from fear.

Ukyo caught the vertical leap to minimal safety, and was in motion a second later.

Grabbing the talking feline, she threw open the store's side window and hurled Luna into the evening air. Slamming he window shut, she gave a sheepish look to the startled girls.

"Sorry about that. Ranma has a little problem with cats," she said sheepishly.

Rei looked to the ceiling, and the still gibbering Ranma, bemusedly.

"Looks like 'little problem' is an understatement..."

Ranma finally noticed the room's distinct lack of felines and dropped from the ceiling with a relieved sigh.

"Damnit, I hate those things."

"So, what's your beef with cats?" Makoto asked, noticing the young man twitch at the mere mention of the animal.

"Let me tie you up in fish cakes and throw you into a pit full of starving cats for hours on end for a few days staright. We'll see how often you leap at the chance to cuddle with a furry little pussy."

"As I recall," Ukyo began with a wry grin, "you weren't complaining last night."

Ranma could only blush in embarassment as the young women looked at him strangly.

"New topic! I've been surrounded by school girl's who fight with monsters on an almost daily basis wearin not much of anything, talkin ca-, ca-... things, and tentacle demons who could show up in my room without so much as a knock! I left Nerima to get away from this stuff, and now I'm balls deep again!"

Ukyo resisted the urge to make a snide comment.

"If it's any consolation, you have a very large penis," Ami said with a blush.

"What the hell?! How would you know that?!" Ranma asked in confusion.

To answer, she simply pointed at his groin.

The rest of the group followed the gesture to see a purple, fleshy lump of... something slurping happily at Ranma's erect manhood.

Somwhow, his pants had been completely removed, and he was being what could only be described as sucked by a thing the size of a melon, all without anyone noticing.

"WHAT THE HELL?!?!?! Where did this come from?! Get it off!!!" Ranma screamed in near panic as the thing started to suck vigorously.

Wet, squishy noises eminated from the thing, and it doubled in size as Ranma suddenly blew his load.

"WHAT THE HELL?!?! I don't even feel anything! GET THIS DAMN THING OFF!!!"

The girls could only stare in disgust and curiosity, much like one would at a grisly car wreck. Not really wanting to stare, but completely unable to look away.

Ranma grolwed at the lack of assistance and punched the bulbous mass, effectively punching himself in the dick.

THAT he did feel.

Ranma's eyes crossed as he fell over and curled into the fetal position, weeping audibly.

The thing continued to suck the seed from Ranma's shaft, draining every drop from him that it could before finally detaching with a wet pop.

It had grown to the size of a mastiff and was now pulsating on the floor of the 'U-chan'.

A mass of tentacles shot out of the blob and wrapped around the girls, tearing through clothes with ease as they raised the six of them into the air and smearing their bodies with a slimy fluid.

It didn't get much farther then that as a white pulse of light, accompanied by a cry of 'Moko Takabisha' tore through it. The gilrs fell to the ground in a jumble of tangled limbs as Ranma stood, gingerly cupping his sore balls.

"I'm really begining to hate this town," he grumbled. "You guys okay?" he asked as he directed his attention to the nude women before him.

"We will be when we get some of that cock in us," Minako said as she eyed his groin hungrily.

The rest voiced similar thoughts as they untangled themselves and crawled towards Ranma with lust in their eyes.

"Why do I have a bad feeling about this?" he asked to the uncaring gods above as horny female flesh surrounded him.

End 2-3