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Anti... Dog? What the?
Thank you all my faithful readers!!! thank you thank you THANK YOU!!!
... shame i have NO idea who you are... HA! THAT's what you get for NOT REVIEWING!!!
BWAhahahahahahaaaaaaAAAA!!!
... just read...
Chapter 4: Anti¡K DOG ?! What the ?
It¡¦s been two years since he started working at the flower shop, and it was safe to say that his mother wouldn¡¦t appear with the entire S.W.A.T. team every time he got a paper cute. It¡¦s been two years and Nagi was already looking for a university. Crawford abandoned his spot as the head of the Committee, and was enjoying the now quiet(er) life of a simple salesman. Schuldig and Farfarello are now a couple, enjoying the ¡¥Kyrie Eleison/Take that Bitch¡¦ relationship they so adored to play. And Ran¡K
Well, Ran was now a part of the committee. He had to. He was able to control the most menacing Flower-Selling group in History, and he was needed to keep a bunch of bulldog-like old fat people at bay. If he was anything like his mother, then it would be a piece of cake. A small, minuscule, microscopic, futile, useless, irrelevant, worthless, infinitely teeny piece of cake.
And tomorrow was his first day of work. He had to interroga- ask politely about his job and duties and gather information from Crawford. Now.
----
Sitting at the head if the table, he ran his fingers through his thick brown hair. Oh, he was finally going to meet his red haired obsession! Seven hundred and thirty one days since the princeling entered the business, seven hundred and twenty four days since he heard if the ¡¥new guy¡¦, seven hundred and twenty three days since he fell in love with those thighs he saw in the early morn, spying on the new guy cleaning the shop in short shorts, seven hundred and twenty one days since the scene in chapter 1, and exactly four minutes since he last spied on his orchid. How? Well, let¡¦s just say he took very much advantage of the ¡¥all-the-cameras-you-want-you-can-get¡¦ offer a member of the Committee can make use of.
Why the hell they get such an offer is beyond me, I am just the author.
Actually, make that two seconds since he last took a peek at Ran; he turned on the TV in his room (the one that connects to the spy-cam in the showers). He¡¦s still staring. No, wait, he's panicking; he forgot to put the anti-fog lenses, and can¡¦t see anything anymore. Haha.
But who cares, no matter what I say, I won¡¦t tell anyone who he is just yet, not by name. I believe I gave away enough clear clues. >.< (1)
----
And who gives a damn indeed, because the main character is Ran, and not some perv who can¡¦t keep his ¡¥lephant in his own pants.
Let¡¦s go to Ran. He just asked Crawford what he was supposed to do and know and stuff for the Committee, and he answered: ¡§You¡¦ll see. Go shower and freshen up and relax. You¡¦ll need the extra boost, is all.¡¨
So he did. But he couldn¡¦t shake off the annoying feeling of being watched and perved upon as he took off his towel and bent to pick it up and put in on the counter. The feeling mysteriously disappeared when the steam of the hot water came up and reached the ceiling.
Oh, it felt good when the stalking-paranoia disappeared¡K
----
As soon as he finished his shower and dressed up, he descended from his chamber and entered the feeding lounge. Jei was enjoying some left-over fruit salad that still tasted fresh (ah, the wonders of Ran-food¡K), Nagi picked some cherries off that very bowl, Schuldig was accompanying him down the stairs, protesting his state of un-undress, and Crawford was¡K the walls around Ran started cracking and crumbing¡K chewing on those cardboard PVC flavoured things¡K
¡§Ranikins, quit cracking the walls. You will get stuff in your lovely hair! Now where was I? Oh yeah, your shirt is¡K¡¨
Ran couldn¡¦t understand how such a disgrace to his food wasn¡¦t going to be attacked by some violent things¡K how could everyone ignore that?
Noticing this, Nagi threw one of the cherries (originally destined for his mouth) onto the American's nose. The huge Splat!!! didn¡¦t go unnoticed by anyone, and Crawford screamed in pain as if he were gutted himself.
¡§Oh no! My poor, poor food!!! how could you??!¡¨
¡§Listen, Fishie (2), that isn¡¦t food. Your liver will shrivel up and die before modern medicine is capable of developing a remedy for that shit¡¨ counter-attacked Ran. ¡§now wipe of that (piece of my wonderful fruit salad called) cherry off your nose and pack up. You guys were gonna bring me to the Committee today. Why didn¡¦t anyone tell me that all four of you were (even minor, insignificant and useless) members of the Committee too?¡¨
¡§Because, Stubenkater (3), you would have said the exact same thing; that we must be pretty minor, useless and insignificant members of the Committee if we spend our time doing nothing and selling weeds to a bunch of little gurls.¡¨
Ran looked away guiltily. ¡§I wasn't gonna say that!!¡¨
All of them, without exception, looked at him in a ¡¥my-big-fat-ass¡¦ way and just walked out.
¡§Whay? It¡¦s true!!!¡¨
¡§Just get into the car, Ran, we have to go. They all wanna meet you.¡¨
¡§But--¡¨
¡§NOW!¡¨
----
While Ran grumbled his way to the car, out pervert quit whining and did something efficient, meaning he went on the net and ordered those anti-fog lenses. He couldn¡¦t understand!!! He reread the package, and it was written ¡§ANTI-FOG¡¨ in big letters!!! Or¡K wait a minute!!! That was ANTI-DOG!!!
He stood up to get himself a drink, and slipped off a banana peel on the way to the mini-fridge in his office. Which ass was stupid enough to leave banana peels wherever he went??! (4)
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(1) Because I am so cruel, for those who know or who guess correctly, please tell me. That is, if one month is too long to wait¡K ƒº
(2) Crawford = CrawFish = Craw Fish = Fishie. Yes?
(3) Means kinda something like ¡¥domestic cat¡¦: ¡¥stuben rein¡¦ means house trained, and ¡¥Kater¡¦ means cat (male)
(4) Do not look at me. It wasn¡¦t me. I didn¡¦t do it, nobody saw me do it, you can¡¦t prove anything!
PS: I think I forgot to tell u guys; ¡¥Kyrie Eleison¡¦ is Latin for ¡¥Lord have mercy¡¦, and truffles and chocolate are natural aphrodisiacs. >.< just a little side note!!!
... shame i have NO idea who you are... HA! THAT's what you get for NOT REVIEWING!!!
BWAhahahahahahaaaaaaAAAA!!!
... just read...
Chapter 4: Anti¡K DOG ?! What the ?
It¡¦s been two years since he started working at the flower shop, and it was safe to say that his mother wouldn¡¦t appear with the entire S.W.A.T. team every time he got a paper cute. It¡¦s been two years and Nagi was already looking for a university. Crawford abandoned his spot as the head of the Committee, and was enjoying the now quiet(er) life of a simple salesman. Schuldig and Farfarello are now a couple, enjoying the ¡¥Kyrie Eleison/Take that Bitch¡¦ relationship they so adored to play. And Ran¡K
Well, Ran was now a part of the committee. He had to. He was able to control the most menacing Flower-Selling group in History, and he was needed to keep a bunch of bulldog-like old fat people at bay. If he was anything like his mother, then it would be a piece of cake. A small, minuscule, microscopic, futile, useless, irrelevant, worthless, infinitely teeny piece of cake.
And tomorrow was his first day of work. He had to interroga- ask politely about his job and duties and gather information from Crawford. Now.
----
Sitting at the head if the table, he ran his fingers through his thick brown hair. Oh, he was finally going to meet his red haired obsession! Seven hundred and thirty one days since the princeling entered the business, seven hundred and twenty four days since he heard if the ¡¥new guy¡¦, seven hundred and twenty three days since he fell in love with those thighs he saw in the early morn, spying on the new guy cleaning the shop in short shorts, seven hundred and twenty one days since the scene in chapter 1, and exactly four minutes since he last spied on his orchid. How? Well, let¡¦s just say he took very much advantage of the ¡¥all-the-cameras-you-want-you-can-get¡¦ offer a member of the Committee can make use of.
Why the hell they get such an offer is beyond me, I am just the author.
Actually, make that two seconds since he last took a peek at Ran; he turned on the TV in his room (the one that connects to the spy-cam in the showers). He¡¦s still staring. No, wait, he's panicking; he forgot to put the anti-fog lenses, and can¡¦t see anything anymore. Haha.
But who cares, no matter what I say, I won¡¦t tell anyone who he is just yet, not by name. I believe I gave away enough clear clues. >.< (1)
----
And who gives a damn indeed, because the main character is Ran, and not some perv who can¡¦t keep his ¡¥lephant in his own pants.
Let¡¦s go to Ran. He just asked Crawford what he was supposed to do and know and stuff for the Committee, and he answered: ¡§You¡¦ll see. Go shower and freshen up and relax. You¡¦ll need the extra boost, is all.¡¨
So he did. But he couldn¡¦t shake off the annoying feeling of being watched and perved upon as he took off his towel and bent to pick it up and put in on the counter. The feeling mysteriously disappeared when the steam of the hot water came up and reached the ceiling.
Oh, it felt good when the stalking-paranoia disappeared¡K
----
As soon as he finished his shower and dressed up, he descended from his chamber and entered the feeding lounge. Jei was enjoying some left-over fruit salad that still tasted fresh (ah, the wonders of Ran-food¡K), Nagi picked some cherries off that very bowl, Schuldig was accompanying him down the stairs, protesting his state of un-undress, and Crawford was¡K the walls around Ran started cracking and crumbing¡K chewing on those cardboard PVC flavoured things¡K
¡§Ranikins, quit cracking the walls. You will get stuff in your lovely hair! Now where was I? Oh yeah, your shirt is¡K¡¨
Ran couldn¡¦t understand how such a disgrace to his food wasn¡¦t going to be attacked by some violent things¡K how could everyone ignore that?
Noticing this, Nagi threw one of the cherries (originally destined for his mouth) onto the American's nose. The huge Splat!!! didn¡¦t go unnoticed by anyone, and Crawford screamed in pain as if he were gutted himself.
¡§Oh no! My poor, poor food!!! how could you??!¡¨
¡§Listen, Fishie (2), that isn¡¦t food. Your liver will shrivel up and die before modern medicine is capable of developing a remedy for that shit¡¨ counter-attacked Ran. ¡§now wipe of that (piece of my wonderful fruit salad called) cherry off your nose and pack up. You guys were gonna bring me to the Committee today. Why didn¡¦t anyone tell me that all four of you were (even minor, insignificant and useless) members of the Committee too?¡¨
¡§Because, Stubenkater (3), you would have said the exact same thing; that we must be pretty minor, useless and insignificant members of the Committee if we spend our time doing nothing and selling weeds to a bunch of little gurls.¡¨
Ran looked away guiltily. ¡§I wasn't gonna say that!!¡¨
All of them, without exception, looked at him in a ¡¥my-big-fat-ass¡¦ way and just walked out.
¡§Whay? It¡¦s true!!!¡¨
¡§Just get into the car, Ran, we have to go. They all wanna meet you.¡¨
¡§But--¡¨
¡§NOW!¡¨
----
While Ran grumbled his way to the car, out pervert quit whining and did something efficient, meaning he went on the net and ordered those anti-fog lenses. He couldn¡¦t understand!!! He reread the package, and it was written ¡§ANTI-FOG¡¨ in big letters!!! Or¡K wait a minute!!! That was ANTI-DOG!!!
He stood up to get himself a drink, and slipped off a banana peel on the way to the mini-fridge in his office. Which ass was stupid enough to leave banana peels wherever he went??! (4)
*************************************************
(1) Because I am so cruel, for those who know or who guess correctly, please tell me. That is, if one month is too long to wait¡K ƒº
(2) Crawford = CrawFish = Craw Fish = Fishie. Yes?
(3) Means kinda something like ¡¥domestic cat¡¦: ¡¥stuben rein¡¦ means house trained, and ¡¥Kater¡¦ means cat (male)
(4) Do not look at me. It wasn¡¦t me. I didn¡¦t do it, nobody saw me do it, you can¡¦t prove anything!
PS: I think I forgot to tell u guys; ¡¥Kyrie Eleison¡¦ is Latin for ¡¥Lord have mercy¡¦, and truffles and chocolate are natural aphrodisiacs. >.< just a little side note!!!