Truth or Dare (Kouga\'s Girl style A very Evil gigg
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Chapter 5: kill me please.
Chapter 5: kill me please.
(Hi I am back if you remember we stop after we all ended up naked so I thought is was um time to end for one it was cold and for two we ran out of time well lets welcome Jet Black and Naraku.)
Naraku: hey ware in the hack is my baboon\'s plat and were the hell am I.
Jet: um Spike, Faye I been looking for you.
Kouga\'s girl: well let\'s play ok if I am think right it\'s the horn dog\'s turn.
Midvalley: that\'s horn freak any way my turn so Faye truth or dare.
Faye: um truth.
Midvalley: who do you have a crush on.
Faye: um hehe well um err I mean um it\'s Spike ok I love Spike Spiegel.
(Spike is so shock that Faye just said she loves him that he drops in cigarette in is lap.)
Kouga\'s girl: Spike your lap is on fire.
Spike: Shit.
(He rips his pants off and stamps them out. )
Kouga\'s girl: omg are you ok spike.
Spike: ya none thing importuned got burned a little seared but everything is fine.
Kouga\'s girl: here is some ice it may help a little.
(Hands him a ice pack.)
Spike: thank well Faye it\'s your turn.
Faye: um ok Vash truth or dare.
Vash: Dare.
Faye: I dare you to put on this Rubber ducky in a bathtub costume and go out on to the street and sing Rubber Ducky.
Vash: but I\'ll look like a fool do I got to.
Kouga\'s Girl: yes Vash you got to.
Vash: fine I do it.
(After Vash puts on the costume we go out to the street to see Vash\'s little show.)
Kouga\'s girl: I got the video camera.
Vash: Rubber Ducky, you\'re the one,
you make bathtime lots of fun,
Rubber Ducky, I\'m awfully fond of you;
Woo woo be doo
Rubber Ducky, joy of joys,
when I squeeze you, you make noise!
Rubber Ducky, you\'re my very best friend, it\'s true!
Doo doo doo doo, doo doo
Every day when I
Make my way to the tubby
I find a little fella who\'s
Cute and yellow and chubby
Rub-a-dub-a-dubby!
Rubber Ducky, you\'re so fine
And I\'m lucky that you\'re mine
Rubber ducky, I\'m awfully fond of you.
Every day when I
Make my way to the tubby
I find a little fella who\'s
Cute and yellow and chubby
Rubber Ducky, you\'re so fine
And I\'m lucky that you\'re mine
Rubber ducky, I\'m awfully fond of -
Rubber ducky, I\'d like a whole pond of -
Rubber ducky I\'m awfully fond of you!
Doo doo, be doo
Little girl: Mommy look at the funny man he singing the rubber ducky song.
Little Girl\'s Mommy: why yes he is he kind of cute too hey you rubber ducky guy.
Vash: yes miss.
Little Girl\'s Mommy: you kind of cute here is my phone number call me some time and by the way name missy.
Vash: I make sure to call you miss and the name is Vash the Stamped.
Missy: see ya cutey.
Little Girl: bye bye Mr. Vash
(Later on back at the house.)
Kouga\'s Girl: only you could get a women\'s phone number in a ducky costume.
Wolfwood: thash ash for ya.
Kouga\'s Girl: any Vash your turn.
Vash: um Knives truth or dare.
Knives: dare me Dumbass. Vash: I dare you too eat 3 entire pizza than go on the fastest ride at six flag witch is only a few blocks form I saw when you had to dress as a girl.
Knives: fine that well child\'s play.
(We have to want a hour or so for Knives eat all the 3 pizza\'s so I ordered a couple extra for the rest of us we ate our down in no time so after he got all 3 pizza he head off to the park Knives looked a little green all the away but he did not get sick thank god I did nor fill like cleaning up puke man I make him clean it up.)
Kouga\'s girl: ok the fastest ride is the batman.
(After he got on we moved away from the ride in so if got sick he miss us.)
Kouga\'s Girl: so you think he well puke.
Wolfwood I don\'t know what do you think Vash.
Vash: ya he well he never had the stomach for roller costars he should puke in 5.4.3.2.1.now.
(Just than we the a nasty noise we looked up and Knives was chunking his guts up.)
Knives: can we go home now?
Kouga\'s Girl: ya lets go I give you some Pepto-Bismol.
(We got back I gave Knives some pepto he felt a bit batter after that.) Knives: um horny freak truth or dare.
Midvalley: Horn Freak and dare.
Knives I dare you to put on this itsy bitsy teenie weenie yellow polka-dot Speedo go in the middle street and itsy bitsy teenie weenie yellow polka- dot bikini.
Midvalley: ok just give me the damn thing do any of you girl\'s mind if I put on right in front of you.
All the girls: no not at all.
(All us girl got a show watching Midy put on the Speedo.)
Midvalley: ready.
(We all go in the middle of the street to watch him sing the song and damn he looked sexy in the Speedo.)
Midvalley: She was afraid to come out of the locker
She was as nervous as she could be
She was afraid to come out of the locker
She was afraid that somebody would see
(Two, three, four, tell the people what she wore)
(As soon as he say that he wiggles ass around and punts at the Speedo)
It was an itsy bitsy teenie weenie yellow polka-dot bikini That she wore for the first time today
An itsy teenie weenie yellow polka-dot bikini
So in the locker she wanted to stay
(Two, three, four, stick around we\'ll tell ya more)
She was afraid to come out in the open
And so a blanket around her she wore
She was afraid to come out in the open
And so she sat bundled up on the shore
(Two, three, four, tell the people what she wore)
It was an itsy bitsy teenie weenie yellow polka-dot bikini
That she wore for the first time today
An itsy teenie weenie yellow polka-dot bikini
So in the blanket she wanted to stay
(Two, three, four, stick around we\'ll tell ya more)
Now she\'s ad tod to come of the water
And I wonder what she\'s gonna do
Now she\'s afraid to come out of the water
And the poor little girl\'s turnin\' blue
(Two, three, four, tell the people what she wore)
It was an itsy bitsy teenie weenie yellow polka-dot bikini
That she wore for the first time today
An itsy teenie weenie yellow polka-dot bikini
So in the water she wanted to stay
(From the locker to the blanket)
(From the blanket to the shore)
(From the shore to the water)
Guess there isn\'t any more.
(Back at the house.)
Midvalley: man I 18-phone number from 18 different women. Kouga\'s Girl: well good for you sweetie but it\'s your turn.
Midvalley: um Naraku Truth or dare.
Naraku: Truth.
Midvalley: um who do you have a crush on?
Naraku: Kikyo.
Inuyasha: oh um she is dead by the way.
Naraku: oh man you suck.
Inuyasha: ya well tuff titty saye kie kitty but the milks still good.
Naraku: Jet Truth or dare.
Jet: um Dare.
Naraku: tattoo a bunny on your real arm.
Jet: fine.
(It takes about an hour or so.)
Jet: there are you happy.
Naraku: yes
Jet: ok it\'s my turn um Inuyasha Truth or Dare.
Inuyasha: dare. Jet: I dare you to um kill Naraku.
Inuyasha: ok everyone back up.
(Everyone jumps back 20 feet away from Naraku and Inuyasha.)
Inuyasha: are we ready.
Everyone but Naraku and Inuyasha: yes.
Inuyasha: ok here we go!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Pulls out the Tetsuaiga and uses the wind scar and blow up Naraku for good.)
Kouga\'s girl: damn you mead a mass Inuyasha u have Naraku bits all over my bedroom now who in the hell is going to clean the pieces of Naraku off my room so I think we should end the game now so we can clean this mass up.)
Well hope you like and um well be sure to review me with idea and stuff
(Hi I am back if you remember we stop after we all ended up naked so I thought is was um time to end for one it was cold and for two we ran out of time well lets welcome Jet Black and Naraku.)
Naraku: hey ware in the hack is my baboon\'s plat and were the hell am I.
Jet: um Spike, Faye I been looking for you.
Kouga\'s girl: well let\'s play ok if I am think right it\'s the horn dog\'s turn.
Midvalley: that\'s horn freak any way my turn so Faye truth or dare.
Faye: um truth.
Midvalley: who do you have a crush on.
Faye: um hehe well um err I mean um it\'s Spike ok I love Spike Spiegel.
(Spike is so shock that Faye just said she loves him that he drops in cigarette in is lap.)
Kouga\'s girl: Spike your lap is on fire.
Spike: Shit.
(He rips his pants off and stamps them out. )
Kouga\'s girl: omg are you ok spike.
Spike: ya none thing importuned got burned a little seared but everything is fine.
Kouga\'s girl: here is some ice it may help a little.
(Hands him a ice pack.)
Spike: thank well Faye it\'s your turn.
Faye: um ok Vash truth or dare.
Vash: Dare.
Faye: I dare you to put on this Rubber ducky in a bathtub costume and go out on to the street and sing Rubber Ducky.
Vash: but I\'ll look like a fool do I got to.
Kouga\'s Girl: yes Vash you got to.
Vash: fine I do it.
(After Vash puts on the costume we go out to the street to see Vash\'s little show.)
Kouga\'s girl: I got the video camera.
Vash: Rubber Ducky, you\'re the one,
you make bathtime lots of fun,
Rubber Ducky, I\'m awfully fond of you;
Woo woo be doo
Rubber Ducky, joy of joys,
when I squeeze you, you make noise!
Rubber Ducky, you\'re my very best friend, it\'s true!
Doo doo doo doo, doo doo
Every day when I
Make my way to the tubby
I find a little fella who\'s
Cute and yellow and chubby
Rub-a-dub-a-dubby!
Rubber Ducky, you\'re so fine
And I\'m lucky that you\'re mine
Rubber ducky, I\'m awfully fond of you.
Every day when I
Make my way to the tubby
I find a little fella who\'s
Cute and yellow and chubby
Rubber Ducky, you\'re so fine
And I\'m lucky that you\'re mine
Rubber ducky, I\'m awfully fond of -
Rubber ducky, I\'d like a whole pond of -
Rubber ducky I\'m awfully fond of you!
Doo doo, be doo
Little girl: Mommy look at the funny man he singing the rubber ducky song.
Little Girl\'s Mommy: why yes he is he kind of cute too hey you rubber ducky guy.
Vash: yes miss.
Little Girl\'s Mommy: you kind of cute here is my phone number call me some time and by the way name missy.
Vash: I make sure to call you miss and the name is Vash the Stamped.
Missy: see ya cutey.
Little Girl: bye bye Mr. Vash
(Later on back at the house.)
Kouga\'s Girl: only you could get a women\'s phone number in a ducky costume.
Wolfwood: thash ash for ya.
Kouga\'s Girl: any Vash your turn.
Vash: um Knives truth or dare.
Knives: dare me Dumbass. Vash: I dare you too eat 3 entire pizza than go on the fastest ride at six flag witch is only a few blocks form I saw when you had to dress as a girl.
Knives: fine that well child\'s play.
(We have to want a hour or so for Knives eat all the 3 pizza\'s so I ordered a couple extra for the rest of us we ate our down in no time so after he got all 3 pizza he head off to the park Knives looked a little green all the away but he did not get sick thank god I did nor fill like cleaning up puke man I make him clean it up.)
Kouga\'s girl: ok the fastest ride is the batman.
(After he got on we moved away from the ride in so if got sick he miss us.)
Kouga\'s Girl: so you think he well puke.
Wolfwood I don\'t know what do you think Vash.
Vash: ya he well he never had the stomach for roller costars he should puke in 5.4.3.2.1.now.
(Just than we the a nasty noise we looked up and Knives was chunking his guts up.)
Knives: can we go home now?
Kouga\'s Girl: ya lets go I give you some Pepto-Bismol.
(We got back I gave Knives some pepto he felt a bit batter after that.) Knives: um horny freak truth or dare.
Midvalley: Horn Freak and dare.
Knives I dare you to put on this itsy bitsy teenie weenie yellow polka-dot Speedo go in the middle street and itsy bitsy teenie weenie yellow polka- dot bikini.
Midvalley: ok just give me the damn thing do any of you girl\'s mind if I put on right in front of you.
All the girls: no not at all.
(All us girl got a show watching Midy put on the Speedo.)
Midvalley: ready.
(We all go in the middle of the street to watch him sing the song and damn he looked sexy in the Speedo.)
Midvalley: She was afraid to come out of the locker
She was as nervous as she could be
She was afraid to come out of the locker
She was afraid that somebody would see
(Two, three, four, tell the people what she wore)
(As soon as he say that he wiggles ass around and punts at the Speedo)
It was an itsy bitsy teenie weenie yellow polka-dot bikini That she wore for the first time today
An itsy teenie weenie yellow polka-dot bikini
So in the locker she wanted to stay
(Two, three, four, stick around we\'ll tell ya more)
She was afraid to come out in the open
And so a blanket around her she wore
She was afraid to come out in the open
And so she sat bundled up on the shore
(Two, three, four, tell the people what she wore)
It was an itsy bitsy teenie weenie yellow polka-dot bikini
That she wore for the first time today
An itsy teenie weenie yellow polka-dot bikini
So in the blanket she wanted to stay
(Two, three, four, stick around we\'ll tell ya more)
Now she\'s ad tod to come of the water
And I wonder what she\'s gonna do
Now she\'s afraid to come out of the water
And the poor little girl\'s turnin\' blue
(Two, three, four, tell the people what she wore)
It was an itsy bitsy teenie weenie yellow polka-dot bikini
That she wore for the first time today
An itsy teenie weenie yellow polka-dot bikini
So in the water she wanted to stay
(From the locker to the blanket)
(From the blanket to the shore)
(From the shore to the water)
Guess there isn\'t any more.
(Back at the house.)
Midvalley: man I 18-phone number from 18 different women. Kouga\'s Girl: well good for you sweetie but it\'s your turn.
Midvalley: um Naraku Truth or dare.
Naraku: Truth.
Midvalley: um who do you have a crush on?
Naraku: Kikyo.
Inuyasha: oh um she is dead by the way.
Naraku: oh man you suck.
Inuyasha: ya well tuff titty saye kie kitty but the milks still good.
Naraku: Jet Truth or dare.
Jet: um Dare.
Naraku: tattoo a bunny on your real arm.
Jet: fine.
(It takes about an hour or so.)
Jet: there are you happy.
Naraku: yes
Jet: ok it\'s my turn um Inuyasha Truth or Dare.
Inuyasha: dare. Jet: I dare you to um kill Naraku.
Inuyasha: ok everyone back up.
(Everyone jumps back 20 feet away from Naraku and Inuyasha.)
Inuyasha: are we ready.
Everyone but Naraku and Inuyasha: yes.
Inuyasha: ok here we go!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Pulls out the Tetsuaiga and uses the wind scar and blow up Naraku for good.)
Kouga\'s girl: damn you mead a mass Inuyasha u have Naraku bits all over my bedroom now who in the hell is going to clean the pieces of Naraku off my room so I think we should end the game now so we can clean this mass up.)
Well hope you like and um well be sure to review me with idea and stuff