The Big Burp

When the rest of the host club arrived and Tamaki opened the door, leaning on the doorframe as he did, everyone immediately lost their smiles.

"Tama chan? Is the baby coming already?" Honey asked with concern.

"I think... Soon" Tamaki managed, obviously in pain.

"Mori Senpai get the man in bed, Hikaru I need towels, Kaoru I need water, Haruhi come with me" Kyoya ordered calmly. 

"Kyo chan what about me?" Honey asked as Mori scooped up the groaning Tamaki, Hikaru dashed one way and Kaoru dashed another.

"You need to go to that blasted zoo and find Jeanie Honey Senpai" Kyoua sighed before he and Haruhi bolted upstairs. Honey of course bolted the opposite direction to the limo.

Meanwhile Tamaki was gently placed on the bed by Mori. 

"Thank you Mori Senpai" Tamaki mumbled, the contraction over.

"Mmhm" Mori nodded as if to say it was not a problem at all.

"Senpai how are you?" Haruhi asked as she ran in.

"As your father... I order you never to get pregnant" Tamaki took the hand Haruhi offered. That at least got a chuckle from Haruhi.

"How bad and how quick?" Kyoya asked matter of factly.

"Umm... Pretty consisTANT...OUCH!" Tamaki was cut off by another contraction.

"We have the towels and water Kyoya senpai" the twins chorused as they burst in. Tamaki right on cue let out a belch no one thought possible from him.

"Good looks like we won't have long until we need them." Kyoya nodded as the twins burst into fits of laughter.

"Not funny" Mori hissed at the twins, Tamaki had taken the stronger boys hand in order not to hurt Haruhi. The result was Mori was losing circulation to said hand. Realising that their boss was in pain the twins immediately stopped laughing.

" I can't see any dialation... How is this supposed to work?" Haruhi looked in Tamaki's mouth.

"No clue." Kyoya peered in also before they got busy trying to make Tamaki comfortable.l

"Get Jeanie..." Tamaki said in a strained voice, trying to remember to take deep breaths. 

"We've sent Honey to find her. She'll be here" Haruhi said reassuringly.

Soon Tamaki was a sweaty, hot, exhausted, mess and the burps were coming thick and fast along with the contractions.

"what... If I... Choke?" He managed between belches.

"You won't choke. We won't let you" Kyoya brought over the towels and water ready.

"Hang in there boss... You can do it" the twins chorused 

"I wonder if it has a gender ..." Haruhi wondered out loud "Or if it will be neither male or female"

"Well if it's a projectile..." Hikaru crouched at the base of the bed with a base ball mitt

"We got it covered" Kaoru finished, adopting the same pose as his brother.

"GUYS!" Honey bounded in "I brought her!"

Sure enough in came Jeanie looking terribly worried and excited.

"Oh my brave Tamaki" she moved behind Tamaki so he could lean against her.

"What... AH!! Do I... DO?! MON DIEU!" Tamaki actually managed to burp and scream at the same time.

"It's okay... Just burp...Burp as much as you can"

"I... Can't..." Tamaki gasped, trying to catch his breath but never being able to.

"Come on boss! Belch like your life depends on it!" The twins discarded the gloves and instead adopted the job of cheer leaders, "burp, burp, burp!"

"Be strong Tama Chan!" Honey added his two cents worth.

"Come on my darling you're almost there... Just one more..." Jeanie murmured gently in Tamaki's ear.

Tamaki whimpered something breathlessly in French and then with one more all mighty belch out came a small, wriggling, green baby. 

There was a stunned silence as Haruhi quickly wrapped up the spirit child in the towel she'd been holding.

Mori opened and closed his hand as Tamaki let go and Honey immediately bounced over to have a better look at both Mori's hand and the baby.

Kyoya meanwhile was checking on Tamaki who had lost consciousness.