The Bad Adult Anime Fanfic

Disclaimer: Ben Dunn created Ninja High School, but I promise you, we're going to have some hot Ricky/Maddie action!

Summary: Okay, so I know that Ricky isn't normally a horn dog, but I thought it would be fun to make him one! OOC, M/F, & sucky (1)

Marty Stu bamfed in where quamp was writing.

Marty: Quamp dude, what the hell is wrong with you!? I want to fuck a babe, god damnit!

quamp: You got head last chapter. You'll get a babe. Be patient.

Marty: C'mon! I'm Marty Stu here! I always get what I want! I want my cock in a babe's pussy now!

quamp: There's a threesome between you and two babes in the last chapter. Happy?

Marty: Well... not really. I want a babe now!

quamp: Look Marty Stu, you're supposed to be an idealized version of me. Don't argue with yourself. How can you be a bratty! wangsty! Stu and get laid all the time?

Marty Stu: This is a badfic. That's not supposed to matter.

quamp: That's it! You're going to Quagmire.

Marty Stu: Fine. This still sucks though. (2)

Chapter VI: Ninja High School high (3)

The city of Quagmire, U.S.A. was known for several things. First, it was the home of Quamire high school, and their mascot was the fighting Koala. Secondly, it was the home of earth's primary embassy to the planet Salusia; the current ambassador to earth was a young woman named Asrial Feeple. She is a princess to the royal house of Salusia. Third, it is one of two cities in the USA without a state. The reason why was the last thing it was noted for; it attracted disasters and strange occurrences like a moth to a flame. The house was 123 main street(4) and the home of Anna Feeple. She was sending off her son Ricky when Marty Stu bamfed in. "A challenger, hmm? Defend yourself!" Anna said as she reached for her favorite katana. "And just because you're cute don't think I will go easy on you."(5) Marty Stu unsheathed his sword and held it up. "I don't want to fight you, but since you have challenged me, en garde!" Marty Stu and Anna clashed swords. Anna is an expert ninja; she fought him tooth and nail. Swords clanked and clashed with each other, but in the end, Marty Stu disarmed Anna. "All right, you got me. Do your worst!" Anna said. Marty Stu lowered and sheathed his sword. "You are a very admirable and worthy opponent. I am Marty Stu, what is your name and where am I?" Marty Stu asked as he formally bowed to Anna. "Marty Stu? So the legends are true. I am Anna Feeple, formerly Anna Ichinohei. I met your father Gary Stu in Japan about 25 years ago." Anna said. "You know of my father? I have not heard nor seen him since I was but a little child." Marty Stu said. (6) "Tell me about him." "Your father was a very brave and noble man, Marty Stu. He had my heart from the moment I saw him. My adoptive father didn't want me to see him, and he left me because of that." Anna said. "So where is this place?" "You are in the city of Quagmire, U.S.A." Anna replied. "Quagmire? I heard a legend about it once... they said some powerful ninja family lives here, along with some aliens. It's supposed to be very dangerous." Marty Stu said. "Mitomemasu."(7) Anna replied. "Okay." Marty Stu said. "Even though I don't speak Japanese, I understood that perfectly." "Well, young man, you should be getting to Quagmire high school." Anna said. "Why? I already have several doctorates." Marty Stu asked. "That's where all the hot babes in your age range are." Anna replied. "I'm there." Marty Stu replied. So he went down to Quagmire high where they were letting out for the day. (8) Ricky and Maddie were walking home arm in arm. "You know, I have no earthly idea as to why we're like this especially since we're not dating in canon."(9) Maddie said. "Yea, and I had a different girlfriend in canon too." Ricky added. Well, they ran into Marty Stu. "Hey Ricky, is this hot hunk someone you know?" Maddie asked. "No. You know, normally, a guy would be pretty mad about his girlfriend liking another guy. But since this is a badfic, I'll just let it slide..." (10) Ricky said. "I am Marty Stu. And you are...?" Marty Stu asked. "I’m Ricky Feeple, and this is Maddie." Ricky responded. "I see... so do you know where all the unattached babes are?" Marty Stu asked. "Hmmm... nope." Ricky replied. "I don't either." Maddie added. "Aw man. Where am I going to find a babe to fuck!?" Marty Stu said. "But you couldn't be a wangsty! Stu if you got laid all the time." Ricky said. "You're not helping any!" Marty Stu snapped back. "That's not supposed to matter in bad fanfics!" "But we did show them that you're a bratty! wangsty! Stu again. " Maddie said. "THIS FUCKING SUCKS!" Marty Stu said. He stormed off in a rage. "Man, I hope he dies the horrible, tragic death at the end of this story." Ricky muttered. "I heard that!" Marty Stu shouted in the distance. Suddenly an evil looking version of Ricky Feeple appeared. "Oh God, it's the old evil twin plot again." Maddie said. "They invariably get stupidly convoluted." "You! Ricky Feeple! Mother abandoned me for you! I hate you for this, now you must die!" Ricky's evil twin said. The two started fighting each other, trading blows. "Ah, you have trained under a Kansai master." Ricky noted. "You are no match for me!" Ricky's evil twin said. Maddie merely struck Ricky's evil twin on the head, sending him down. "Evil twins are stupid plot devices anyway." She said. Marty Stu arrived at Quagmire high's track, where the combat cheerleaders were practicing. Coached by former Quagmire champion combat cheerleader Minerva, these gals fought for the honor of Quagmire's reputation as a world-class breeder of championship combat cheerleaders. Marty Stu haped one of them would bang him. However, when they saw him, they were pretty upset. "Great. Another pervert is spying on us. Let's get him, girls!" Head cheerleader Monica shouted. Marty Stu drew hs sword and smiled. "All right, but if I win, all of you gotta have sex with me." Marty Stu replied. "Confident bastard, isn't he?" Monica went after him and attacked. They fought for a little, and then Marty Stu disarmed her. Monica backed away as the other cheerleaders fought Marty Stu. They tried their best, but one by one they fell. As Erika went down, Marty Stu informed them he had beaten Anna Feeple earlier. Only Erika stood to oppose him. Instead of taking him on, she sang "Love Tropicana." Marty Stu stopped dead in his tracks. (11) "Chobits was my favorite anime..." He said as Erika sang. "Um... that's from Haré and Guu." Monika pointed out as Erika finished the song. "Damn you. Now you've got me all emotional. I can't go on." Marty Stu said. "Maybe now you'll go." Erika replied. "God this sucks. I got stuck in another world where I can't get laid. I am leaving this place." Marty Stu said. He then bamfed out. (12)(13)

(1) You know, it's NEVER good to put a character OOC. Pointing it out is EVEN WORSE.
(2) Chats with a character like this are always lame. Cut them out! Secondly, be consistent with your format. Script form stuck in the middle of a paragraph fic does NOT look good.
(3) Just because it's an American manga does NOT mean it's lame! Visit http://www.antarctic-press.com for more info about one of America's longest-running mangas.
(4) Capitalize the names of streets.
(5) Anna Feeple is married. She would NEVER normally tell anyone except her husband that he's cute!
(6) "I don't know my father" is very cliché.
(7) Fanbrat Japanese is a no-no. If you are going to use Japanese, make it simple. Just because you know a word in Japanese doesn't mean you should use it! Plus, if you're going to use Japanese, at least spell it correctly! I would recommend limiting the Japanese to honorifics.
(8) Man, it sure took Marty Stu a long time to get from the Feeple home to Quagmire high, didn't it? So much for Quagmire being a small town. Be consistent with time! The only exception is traveling faster than light.
(9) Just because you want two characters to date, it does NOT necessarily make them a good couple! Maddie wouldn't date Ricky in canon.
(10) And don't start a sentence with a conjunction!
(11) This is just silly. If we could stop all fighting with a song, we would have world peace. I doubt that any attacker will stop because of a song. In addition, "Love Tropicana" is not a tear-jerking tune. It's a happy song.
(12) This is one long paragraph, what I like to call a text wall of doom. It is a no-no. Separate your paragraphs more.
(13) Is there anything more annoying than being promised descriptions of sex and not getting them?