King of the Girls

King of the Girls

By: XtremePlaga

Disclaimer: Ranma and company are the creations of Rumiko. I make no claim over them whatsoever.

Second Disclaimer: Underage children are not allowed to read this story. Which, when you think about it, makes them want to read it even more.

Chapter Six: Kasumi's Induction

The eldest Tendo girl walked down the street with a huge blush on her cheeks. The people who passed her by wondered what exactly the light-brown haired girl had to blush about. If they had paid close attention when they were next to her, they would have noticed a faint buzzing sound that came from Kasumi.

This was the sound of the vibrator she currently had strapped inside her. As Nabiki had told her, Kasumi had put on the vibrator underneath her clothes and was going to keep it on all day. She also had on an extra layer of panties, just to make sure none of the wetness trickled down her legs.

Right now, she was coming home from grocery shopping. Beneath her hands were huge paper bags full of food related items. "Let me help you with that," Akane said as she waved her in. Thankful for the help, Kasumi gave her the bags and told her to put everything away. "Sure thing."

Now that she had her hands free, it was time to ask Nabiki for some time off from her training. Just a few hours, nothing more. "Come in," Nabiki answered even before Kasumi knocked on the door.

"I didn't know you were psychic," Kasumi commented as she entered her sister's room and closed the door behind her. As an afterthought, she locked the door just in case. A motion which made Nabiki's eyebrows raise.

"I'm not," Nabiki said in response to Kasumi's comment. "I just heard you coming down the hall. I knew that buzzing sound was you."

Kasumi blushed brightly as she approached Nabiki, who was sitting down at her desk. "Can I-" Kasumi's words were quickly silenced as Nabiki pulled her down and gave her a deep kiss. Their tongues practically experts at playing with each other by now.

Finally, Nabiki broke the kiss and asked, "You want to remove the vibrator, don't you?" Kasumi nodded as some drool from the kiss dribbled down her chin. "No, but you may turn it off so nobody notices you have it on."

"Thank you," the older girl mumbled as she lifted up her skirt so she could take care of things. Kasumi's juice dripped down to the floor the second she removed her panties and took out the still active vibrator. With a flip of the switch, it was now deactivated.

"Look at the mess you made," Nabiki said as she looked at her sister's pussy and the small puddle on the floor. "Here... Let me clean you up." Nabiki grabbed Kasumi by the butt and drew her in. Hungrily, she lapped at her pussy.

Kasumi moaned softly as Nabiki ate her out. Her hands limp at her sides, still not quite used to being pleasured like this. It would still take more training before Kasumi got over all the pent up frustration she had accumulated over the years.

Thankfully, Nabiki was there to help her along in the process. Frankly, the middle daughter of Soun Tendo did not help her sister out of the goodness of her heart. She enjoyed commanding her sister and making her submit to her will.

"Tell me you like it," Nabiki ordered of Kasumi. "Tell me you enjoy it when I stick my tongue in your pussy and wiggle it around." Next, Nabiki slid both hands along the inside of Kasumi's dress and cupped her breasts.

Kasumi moaned softly as Nabiki took a firm hold of her breasts and squeezed and kneaded them. Down below, her groin was on fire as Nabiki's skill was readily apparent. Trying her best to compose herself, Kasumi responded as ordered. "I enjoy it when you stick your tongue in my pussy, sister."

"You keep forgetting your place, slave," Nabiki responded as she stopped her ministrations briefly. "When we are alone, you will only address me as master. Is that understood?"

"Yes, master," Kasumi responded as she looked pleadingly into Nabiki's eyes so she would keep going. "I enjoy it when you stick your tongue in my pussy, master. I enjoy it when you wiggle it around inside me."

Nabiki smiled a predatory grin as she said, "That's better." She then dove back into Kasumi's muff and made sure to rub her face in as her tongue lashed out. Once again the room was filled with Kasumi's vocal declarations of pleasure.

Kasumi quickly silenced herself to the best of her abilities as a knock came at the door. "Nabiki," Akane said on the other side of the wooden door. "Do you know where Kasumi is?"

"I'm right here," Kasumi answered as she bit down her lips to keep her moans low. "Me and Nabiki are going to be busy for a little while. Could you take over for me and cook dinner tonight?"

"Great! Now I can try out some new recipes I've been thinking of!" Soun and Genma, who had overheard Akane's declaration, chose this exact moment to leave on a training trip. It just wouldn't do for them to let their kids get more skilled than them.

The Mercenary of Furinkan pulled back and asked, "Did you really have to resign them to such a horrible fate?"

"I had no other choice, master," Kasumi responded. "You had me in the throes of passion and I couldn't bring myself to stop long enough to cook dinner. Did I do wrong?"

Nabiki laughed as Kasumi's words mirrored that which she had been teaching her. "You did fine, slave. As a reward for your loyal conviction, I will take things to the next level." Stepping up from her prone position, Nabiki made her way to her closet and took out a double-sided dildo.

Kasumi's face brightened up considerably when she saw the piece of rubber in Nabiki's hand. In less time than it took Ranma to wolf down a meal, Kasumi was lying down on the bed naked. "I'm ready, master," she said as she spread her legs to give her sister a good view of her dripping wet hole.

"Such a naughty girl," Nabiki joked in a raunchy voice as she slipped her part of the dildo inside her. She moaned softly as the rubber rubbed against her insides and made her arousal grow. Next, Nabiki got onto the bed and positioned herself so her legs were crossed with Kasumi in a sort of scissor. The other side of the dildo sunk into Kasumi with relative ease.

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Shampoo was frustrated, to say the least. That brief encounter she had had with Kuno the day before had left her angry. Mainly because it was Kuno of all people who had tried to force himself on her, but also because part of her wanted it.

It had hurt, the way his oversized meat pushed her to her limit, but it was also the most pleasurable experience she had ever felt. A few minutes with Kuno had left her hornier and hotter than the hours she had spent with Ranma beforehand. That line of thought scared Shampoo to her very core.

You see, Although Shampoo was ditsy on occasion and prone to screwing people over for her own personal amusement, she was also very honorable. She didn't care for other people's honor, just her own and that of her village. Honor demanded that the only man she should seek was Ranma, which left any desire she had for Kuno in the cold.

Still... She couldn't help but get wet down there when she remembered their brief encounter. It disgusted her how easily the kendoist got into her head. The purple haired Amazon tried to concentrate on her job, but found she couldn't even do that.

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Kuno was, in what was rapidly becoming a rare occurrence, alone. He was in the family's personal dojo practicing his skills with a bokken. He twisted and turned through the kata as sweat ran down his brow. Each swing he made made the air shimmer briefly, as if it had been cut.

It had been a while since the last time Kuno had practiced his skill with the bokken, on account of being too busy fucking every female he could get his hands on. The tall kendoist stopped his movements momentarily and concentrated to stop himself from getting hard. The hardest thing about the whole mess was waiting for the next segment to start.

He started on the motions again; kicked and punched as he fought an imaginary opponent. Then, he stopped once more when the Fierce Tigress Akane came into his mind. He remembered her raven hair as it shook to and fro; her soft milky skin as it bounced up and down, and how good it felt to fuck her like the bitch in heat she was.

Next, he remembered the pigtailed girl. How her fiery hair laid uncaringly on his bed; how she clawed at the sheets as he gave her what she wanted. The way she screamed his name every time she had another one of her titanic orgasms.

As if his mind itself taunted him, his thoughts wandered to the surprise that had been Nabiki. His time with the Mercenary had been supposed to be punishment for her greed, but it had ended up being more than that. Getting it on with the greedy girl had been more enjoyable than he had expected. There was just something about her that made her stand out from the rest.

Then there was Shampoo, the purple haired Amazon from China. He had yet to finish her off, but knew it wouldn't be long before she came to him herself. The time they had spent together was brief, but if history had taught him anything, it was more than enough.

Ukyo though... Ukyo was pretty unlucky, seeing as how he had yet to approach her. Frankly, she was just too plain for him. The only reason he even thought of her was because she was one of Ranma Saotome's suitors, and that was more than enough reason.

Nodoka though... Kuno had to admit that he was looking forward to his time alone with the older woman more than anything. She was hot! More than that, since she was older, chances were that she knew a thing or two she could teach him.

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"How much for passage aboard your vessel?" Ranko asked a big hairy sailor as she shifted the weight of her backpack from one side to the other. She glared at the seamen as he leered at her in a lecherous way.

The big dude licked his lips, fully expecting to take advantage of the girl while she was stuck alone aboard his vessel with his crew. Smiling widely, he replied, "For a cute girl like you? You can come with us for free if you want."

"Thank you!" Ranko exclaimed as she leaped at him and gave him a big hug. She knew well what the guy was planning, and also knew that she could stop him whenever she felt like it. Besides, this way was much easier than swimming all the way to China.

"Right this way, miss," he said as he grabbed her backpack and hefted it over his shoulders. Taking a second to flex his muscles to show them off, he made his way into the ship with Ranko close behind. They made their way past the crew's quarters, until they reached a single bedroom. "The rooms are all full, so you're going to have to sleep here with me."

Ranko shrugged nonchalantly, to show that she didn't really care where she slept.

"I have some duties which I must attend to," he said as he placed her pack down near the closet. "Please, feel free to make yourself at home." Reaching out and giving Ranko's butt a good squeeze, he added, "You're between family."

Doing her best to hide her disgust, Ranko smiled up at him and thanked him for his generosity.

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Kasumi and Nabiki walked down the street together. It was now almost night time, and the streets were starting to empty. "You don't have to accompany me to that nice young man's mansion if you don't want to, sister," Kasumi said as she blushed a little.

"I want to," Nabiki responded nonchalantly as she took the lead. Kasumi pursed her lips, intent on trying to get Nabiki to change her mind. Finally, she just sighed and decided to let it go. "I need some just as badly as you do," Nabiki added. "Okay, maybe not quite as badly as you, but still..."

"I understand," The elder sister quickly blurted out, eager to move the conversation away from her previously inexistent sex-life. Kasumi chewed her lips nervously, hoping that Nabiki would remember some previously arranged meeting that she had forgotten. That hope would not come to pass as they came to their destination.

Taking the lead, Nabiki pressed the intercom on the gate and waited for a response. Before long, a slightly garbled reply was heard by them both. The voice, undoubtedly Kuno's, said, "Who is it?"

"It's Nabiki," the auburn haired girl replied. "I'm here with my sister Kasumi. Open up so we can come in." Blunt and to the point, that seemed to define Nabiki pretty well. "Come on, hurry up and open. We're horny."

And blunt too. Which served Kuno just fine. He could spend the time it would have taken on trying to figure out what she wanted on actually giving it to her. But... Kasumi. Wasn't that the...? "Ah yes. The older sister. This sure is a good surprise. Come in."

An irritating buzz alerted the pair that the door in the fence was now open and they could enter without worry. Almost dragging her sister behind her, Nabiki stormed her way in hurriedly. "Why the hurry?" Kasumi asked as she struggled to keep up.

"I wasn't kidding when I said I was horny," Nabiki stated plainly. Kasumi gasped slightly, part of her startled that Nabiki would make such a crude comment. That part of her was quickly loosing strength, especially after all the things she and her sister had done recently.

"This is quite an interesting surprise," Kuno said smiling as he rounded a corner and saw the two girls. "I mean, I'm not surprised you're here, Greedy Mercenary," he said in regard to Nabiki. "Though I am surprised that the Shy Rabbit has come to play as well," he added as he gestured toward the blushing Kasumi.

Nabiki yanked on Kasumi's hand to get her to come forward. Caught off-guard by the sudden motion, she fell to the floor unceremoniously instead. "It's a hundred thousand yen if you want to have sex with my sister," Nabiki said coldly as she held a hand out.

Kuno laughed mirthfully at Nabiki's indecent proposal, ready to make one of his own. "I'm sure I can find some other way to pay you," he responded as he took a step toward them and grinned. He stared at Nabiki, who stared back unflinchingly.

"It's two hundred thousand now," Nabiki commented as she examined her nails exaggeratedly. Kasumi looked back and forth incredulous as the pair haggled back and forth over how much it would take for them to do what they were going to do anyway. Suddenly, realization came down on Kasumi.

Nabiki's clandestine hobbies were not a secret to anyone, especially her more immediate family. This was, in some twisted sense, foreplay to her. Bartering away the flesh of her sister seemed to be getting the mercenary girl's engine hot.

"Fine. You can have my sister, but I want the best orgasm of my life in exchange." That declaration signaled to Kasumi that the weird display was finally done.

"Done," Kuno responded simply as he closed the distance between them and gathered Nabiki up in a deep kiss. Nabiki pulled on his head as their lips hungrily explored each other. Grabbing her by the hips, he pulled her up and she straddled his waist. "Follow us," Kuno managed to blurt out to Kasumi seconds before Nabiki reclaimed his mouth.

"Sure," the older of the two sisters mumbled as she walked behind the couple. Through the haze of passion, somehow Kuno was able to relieve Nabiki of her clothes one item at a time. Kasumi reasoned that this was some kind of martial arts ability that the tall young man had.

The three of them made their way through the house until they found themselves inside Kuno's bedroom. Kuno and Nabiki spilled over into the bed in a tangle of limbs and passion. Kasumi stood next to the bed, not quite ready to join the festivities just yet.

Tugging at the hem of Kasumi's dress, Nabiki stopped kissing Kuno and said, "Come on, get into the spirit of things." Kasumi blushed heavily and, clumsily, she started to unzip the side of her garment. Knowing a much faster way of going about things, Kuno grabbed the dress and ripped it off with one mighty tug.

Kasumi shrieked more out of habit than anything as she covered her bra and panties with her arms. "That was my favorite dress," she mumbled grumpily as Kuno grabbed her arm and moved it so he could take a look at her chest. Nodding appreciatively, he then grabbed her other arm and moved it so he could see her crotch.

"It doesn't look half-bad," he stated as he leered lecherously at Kasumi's near naked body. "Though I have to see the whole thing before I can truly judge." Next, he did the same thing to her underwear as he had to her dress. With two quick tugs, Kasumi was left totally naked.

"Don't look," The nice girl said embarrassed as she did her best to cover herself. Having none of that, Kuno took a hold of her arms and forced them apart so he could see his prize. Kasumi averted her gaze and blushed brightly as Kuno got a good look at her recently shaved pussy.

Poking Kuno with her elbow, Nabiki asked, "Is it worth the two hundred thousand yen?" The kendoist nodded dumbly as he was enraptured by Kasumi's inherent beauty. "So? Are you going to pay?"

"I have a better idea," Kuno responded with a sly smile as he inserted two fingers into Nabiki's slit. The short-haired girl squealed in surprise as she grabbed his wrist to try and slow down his movement. Not about to be deterred, he sped up the motions and pumped his fingers rapidly.

Kasumi looked on and felt her own pleasure grow as Nabiki's loud moans rang out in her ears. Even though, just like her older sister, the middle Tendo girl rarely shouted, she certainly had a good set of pipes on her. The older girl started to play with her breasts without even realizing it as she saw her sister do the same.

Being yanked unexpectedly, Kasumi gave a high-pitched yelp as she fell on the bed next to her sister. "I'm not about to leave you out of the action," Kuno commented as he inserted some of his fingers from his free hand into Kasumi. The two girls screamed and moaned in tandem as Kuno fingered them both at the same time.

Looking into each other's eyes, Kasumi and Nabiki held hands as their pleasure grew and grew. They moaned as one as Kuno fingered their snatches in perfect harmony. It grew and grew until, like a dam breaking, it came gushing out in a sea of sexual pleasure.

Kuno retrieved his hands and stood tall, surveying the scene before him with an air of pride. He had made them orgasm, him. This was his gift. His calling. To bring pleasure to the women in his life that they didn't know they were missing.

Nabiki knew, because she had already felt it fill her up and bring her to the edge of sanity. Kasumi though, the girl hadn't been quite as privileged as her sister had been. Well, that would change today. But first, a slight warm up.

"Get on your hands and knees," the kendoist told Nabiki as he he tugged at her tired frame to get her to move. Slowly, she turned around as told and got into position. Kuno admired her butt and the way it curved like an apple.

Next, he grabbed her cheeks and spread them apart so he could see her intimacy much more clearly. Unlike last time, she was bare of any pubic hair down there. Grinning to himself like an idiot, he leaned in and gave her still wet privates a lick.

The taste was sweet. Not too sweet though. Just sweet enough to warrant another lick. Which he gave her. And another and another. Nabiki moaned softly as Kuno tasted her pussy. His tongue sending shockwaves of pleasure; pleasure that made her curl her toes and bite her lower lip.

Kuno inserted a finger into Nabiki's tight butt, smiling as he struggled to get it in. Yes, that would be one of the tightest fits in his short romantic life. He wiggled the finger around, making Nabiki moan even louder than she had been when only his tongue was working.

"Kuno Baby," the mercenary of Furinkan somehow managed to gasp out between moans and groans. "Stop teasing me." Kuno's smile widened. Sometimes it was just too easy. "I want it now."

"You want 'what' now?" Nabiki growled in frustration at him, which came out more like a whimper, to Kuno's amusement. "Okay, I got it." Sitting up and grabbing his rock-hard shaft to guide it in, Kuno positioned himself properly.

He rubbed the tip over her pussy, coating it in her juice and making it slick, then he poked at her ass a bit. The tall young man repeated this process a few times, making sure that things would go smoothly when he finally penetrated inside. Kasumi watched everything, waiting impatiently for when it would be her turn to go.

Nabiki groaned out loudly in pain as Kuno's meat spread her butt wide open. She thrashed around a bit, feeling like he was about to rip her in half from the inside. More went inside and she buried her face into the covers of the bed and cried out.

Finally, it was inside her completely. Kuno grabbed her breasts and played with them, but that sensory input was largely ignored when the feelings his meat inside her ass made her feel completely overtook them. It felt warm; and the tightness, although painful, made the pleasure that much more bigger for the two of them.

"How does it feel to have my mammoth-sized dong inside your tight anus?" Settling back into what was quickly becoming an old habit, Kuno asked Nabiki what he already knew. He wanted to hear her say it. To listen to her tell him how much she liked getting fucked by him.

The short haired girl couldn't answer yet, her mind still in a haze as she told herself over and over to relax her muscles. She relaxed a little, but no amount of relaxation would be able to make Kuno fit inside her. Not comfortably, anyway. It didn't matter though. Pain could be pleasure, if under the right circumstances.

This was one of those right circumstances.

Kuno pulled out a couple of inches, then pushed back in with a thrust of his hips. He pulled back out again, then pushed inside once more. Nabiki yelled out something incoherent with each pelvic thrust that was made by Kuno. She clawed at the sheets, unable to describe how good it felt. Just knowing it did, and that she wanted him to keep going.

Keep going he did; gritting his teeth to try and hold out on his own orgasm, Nabiki's tightness made that much harder than it already was. He had to wait it out, so that Nabiki could get hers and then he could get his. A good lover always made sure their partner came away satisfied, and damned if he wasn't going to be a good lover.

Nabiki's screams and wails rose in pitch, sounding more like a cat yowling than a girl in the throes of passion. Suddenly, without prior signs to warn Kuno, Nabiki just came with the loudest scream her lungs could possibly make. She slumped down on the bed, as Kuno stopped his motions shocked.

Sure, he wanted her to get hers, but he was supposed to get his at the same time, dammit! Pulling out frustrated, he looked over at Kasumi and said, "I hope you're ready. I'm going to fuck you so hard you're going to lose consciousness." Looking at Nabiki, he added, "Just like your sister."

Kasumi was still not comfortable with the crude comments Kuno was making, but Nabiki's training had certainly made her look forward to this moment almost greedily. She got on her back and spread her legs, as a silent way of saying that she was ready for him to be the first man that took her sexually. Kuno accepted that invitation without question.

Kneeling over her and staring at her innocent face, he went inside in one smooth motion. Kasumi orgasmed instantly, Nabiki's toys not quite preparing her for what she had just felt. Kuno moved his hips around, and got a good feel for Kasumi's snatch.

Just like women had different features, such as how full or not their cheeks were, so too did they have different coochies. Kasumi's coochie was similar to Nabiki's on account of them being sisters, but there was still a slight difference there. Kuno noticed this difference, and made a mental note to explore what that meant for intimate relations.

Right now, there were more pressing matters to attend to. Kasumi moaned as loudly as she could as her breasts bounced back and forth on her chest. Now she understood what Nabiki had meant by addictive. Rubber was just no substitute for the real thing.

"Oh yes," she said over and over again like a chant. "Do me! HARDER!" Kuno leaned over and the two of them shared a passionate kiss as he kept his pace up. Each new thrust that was made made Kasumi squirt out a bit of her love juice.

"Should I orgasm inside or outside?" Kuno asked of Kasumi has his movements grew quicker. The older girl gasped for breath, so she could answer him.

Finally, she managed to blurt out, "Outside." Kuno nodded in understanding, then went even faster to try and hurry up his release. When he felt like he was just about to explode, he pulled out and jerked himself to orgasm. Squirting a few strands of a white goo over Kasumi's bare stomach and chest, a smile plastered on his face.

"You look good naked with cum on you," he said honestly.

The older girl scowled at him. "You should be less rude," she told him in a tone that wasn't really admonishing, even though that was exactly what she was doing. "Keep that sort of comment to yourself."

"But I like being crude," he answered with a smile as he rubbed her thigh. "So..." Something was bothering Kuno, and he just had to get it out of his chest. "Did you reach orgasm?"

Kasumi looked away for a moment, then turned back and answered the question. "Honestly? No. You finished before I could get there." Kuno looked ashamed with himself, and Kasumi took pity on him. "Don't worry. I can get there next time."

She sat up and was about to get up when Kuno placed a hand on her shoulder. "Where are you going?" Kasumi pointed at the door when Kuno shook his head. "Next time is now. I can't let you leave here until I've pleasured the hell out of you."

"I thought guys where only good for once a day." Kasumi said in wonder as Kuno made her get on the bed face down. His hands were on her butt cheeks in seconds, spreading them apart to grant a better view. "Wait, I don't like it when Nabiki plugs my rear hole."

Kuno froze when he heard her say that. Had he heard correctly? "Did you say that you, and your sister, have sex together?" They were technically having sex together right now, but a threesome was not the same as a twosome.

"That's right," Kasumi responded with a nod. "She was training me for you, so I could be worthy of your attention." Kasumi blushed a bright shade of red as she admitted something she originally imagined she would keep secret to her death bed.

Kuno exclaimed as an automatic response, "That is just sick and wrong!" Kasumi looked away ashamed, and the kendoist felt guilty. "It's also the most sensual thing I've ever heard," he added.

"Really?" Kasumi asked hopeful. The last thing she wanted was to become blacklisted from the Kuno mansion, especially if the activities they had been doing were to become the norm. Getting on her knees so she was no longer flat, she grabbed her own butt and spread it open so Kuno could do what he seemed to be planning earlier.

To her surprise, he entered vaginally instead of anally. "We don't have to go there if you don't want to," he said in response to her unasked question. "Maybe further down the road, when you feel like your ready."

Kasumi silently thanked the captain of the Kendo club for his kindness as her moans grew louder once more. Rousing out of her impromptu nap, Nabiki woke up to the sight of her sister on all fours moaning to her heart's content. The sight of it was enough to ignite the fire in her loins once more.

"You're awake I see," Kuno commented toward the mercenary girl as he kept moving. "I have to thank you." He smiled warmly, making Nabiki's heart melt and her pussy wet. "This was a nice gift you brought me."

That shocked Nabiki momentarily. "So she told you," she mused out loud. Sauntering over behind him, she caressed his chest as she nibbled on his neck. "I hope you liked it," she whispered into his ear sultrily. Making him turn his head to the side, she kissed Kuno passionately as he reached back and cupped her butt.

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Elsewhere, somewhere out at sea, Ranko was on a bed naked. Her whole body was sticky with sweat and cum, a bit more of the sticky white substance added thanks to the orgasm of the Sailor that stood before her. All around her, seamen lay panting with their pants around their ankles and smiles on their faces.

This was the price she had to pay for her trip to China, to allow herself to be used by the horny men aboard this ship. The martial artist could have simply forced her way unto the ship, but doing it this way helped alleviate the pain of being separated from Kuno. Not completely, but just enough.

"Suck my cock, you bitch," A sailor barked at her as he grabbed her by her hair and pulled her toward him. Reminding herself not to bite him to teach him to not be an asshole, Ranko did as told and sucked. The meat in her mouth tasted salty, though whether that was from being out at sea or from jerking off too much, she didn't know.

What she did know is that she had to get to China, so she could travel out to the Musk Dynasty so she could use the Locking Ladle on herself. A week ago, her male side would have preferred to commit Seppuku rather than be a girl, much less if it was to woo Kuno romantically. Right now, she could care less. All she wanted was the older boy, and she would have him, one way or another.

-End Chapter Six-

This story is both progressing along nicely and not going anywhere at the same time. The sex scenes are starting to get repetitive, but going into more exotic situations would be out-of-character.

I hope the reruns don't ruin an otherwise fine read.

See you next time, and remember to keep a napkin with you while reading.