Design Flaw

The phone was a total loss, but Jo promised she would replace it.  She almost sobbed.  “I’m always breaking your things.”

Kyo smiled.  “But at least that’s normal for you.”

Jo smiled.  “All right.”

Kyo busied himself in the kitchen as Jo sorted the mail.   Then she said, “I wonder what Meg got?”

“You shouldn’t look through someone else’s mail, Jo.”

“I know, Kyo, but it’s Meg.  I think she’ll understand.  And I’m feeling a little naughty.”

‘No crap,’ he thought, but he just nodded as Jo darted to Meg’s room.  

They opened the box cardboard box and pulled out another box and found out what the Acme Novelty Company made: Meg had ordered a 25 centimeter long strap-on dildo.  

“Wow, it’s so lifelike,” Jo said.  She put the dong on the counter -- too close for Kyo’s comfort -- and began to pull other little bottles and tubes out of the box.  “And look at all this other stuff.”  Then she removed a DVD.   “‘A Woman’s Best Friend,’” she read:   “‘An Interactive Guide to the Joys of Strap On Sex for Beginners and Experienced Users.’  Wanna watch it with me?”

“Uh, can it wait until after dinner?”

“Of course.”  Then she eyed the dong thoughtfully.  “Do you think Meg wants to use it, or does she want me to use it?”

“I have no idea.”

“Well, I’d best make sure it fits, just in case.”

Before Kyo could say anything, Jo had slipped her legs through the straps and was bucking it on.  

“There,” she said.  “What do you think?”

“It, uh, it looks good on you, Jo.  It’s you.”

She smiled.  “Thank you.”  Then she fished a booklet out of the box and started to read it.

Kyo hazarded, “Are you going to keep that thing on?”

“Yes.”

“But--”  

“You just said it looked good on me.”

“It does, but--”

“What?”

“Never mind.  If it makes you happy, it makes me happy.”

That placated her, and Kyo thought, ‘Why did I say that?  I am never going to hear the end of this.’

After dinner, there was no talking Jo out of watching the DVD.  She put it in the home entertainment system, put the materials that had come with the dildo on the coffee table,  and settled down on the couch next to Kyo, resting her head on his shoulder as she clicked through the options.  No matter which way Kyo turned his head, he could not keep … it …out of his field of vision.

At the mention of the idea that a girl could use a strap-on to have anal sex with a man, Jo’s ears perked up.  “Wow.  That looks interesting.  See ‘pegging.’”

Kyo remembered this old movie he once watched as a kid, *Raiders of the Lost Ark,* and how at the end, some character’s faces had melted.  Kyo felt as though that would happen to him any second as they watched the video lay out the particulars of…of…

Jo grinned.  “That looks interesting!”  She turned to Kyo.  “Wanna try it?”

“Uh, Jo…” He eyed her tattoo to make sure it was still green.  “I thought we agreed…”

“I know, Kyo,” she said, snuggling closer and bringing her face slightly closer to his.  Kyo couldn’t take his eyes off her.  The red eyes that usually were frightening had become soothing, and her lips…he was just dying to kiss them, but he had to be strong…

“…but here’s what I’m thinking,” Jo went on.  “Maybe, if we do something, I’ll snap back to normal.”

“Or you’ll go all black widow on me.”

“If I feel that happen, I’ll lock myself in my room, and you run for it.  But I think this might work.”

“And if it doesn’t?  If you stay like this?”

“You get to have sex with me for the rest of the weekend.  And what could be wrong about that?”

“Nothing, if you put it that way, but do you have to shove that up my butt?”

“I think I can do it and make it good for you; the video’s instructions seemed clear enough.”

“No crap.”

“Kyo…”  Jo whispered, getting even closer, “I understand your feelings.  But I want to.  I think this might help me, and more than that, I do want to be nice to you.  And I’ve never felt like this before, and I want to enjoy it.  To know what it would be like if I was just another girl and you were just another guy and we were in love like regular people are…”

And then they were kissing.