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Chapter 7: MAKE IT STOP.
(Auts nos note: for those of you have nasty commits about my spelling I am sorry but I have a acute delaxea a learning disability that makes it hard to spell I see some letter and numbers backwards ok I can't help ok.) Truth or Dare
(Kouga's Girl style A very Evil giggle)
Chapter 7: MAKE IT STOP.
(Hi I am back if you remember we stop after spike dared Vash and knives to sing baby brother witch had to dress up in a baby costume and Vash was dress up like a little boy so we have two new players so let welcome Yuji Kaidou and Yusuke Urameshi.
Yuji: this is just great first I put in cryogenics sleep and than a army fighting big bugs called the blue recruit me and now I am god knows were doing god know what.
Kouga's girl: up can you stop bitching a sit down.
Yusuke: what Damn to hell where in blue hell am I this suck first I die for no reason than I recruit to be a sprit dative and now I don't were in fu.
(I slapped my hand over his mouth.)
Kouga's Girl: Youske Urameshi we don't not say the damn f word do understand me goddamn it.
Yusuke: I say fuck if I want to.
Kouga's girl: ok fine than I just have to do this.
(I shove a bar dial soap in his mouth.)
Yusuke: mssish shrps utu hs musfs (translation gets this shit out my mouth.) Kouga's girl let begin.
Vash: um spike truth or dare.
Spike: Truth.
Vash: do you have any embarrassing bed habits or problems?
Spikeum (um (mumbles so you hear what he said.)
Vash: we can'tr yor you spike.
Spike: I um watch porn or 2 and jack off and sometimes (he swallows hard) I have wet drams about (swallows hard aging) Faye and me and I sleep walk and one I think I was sleep walking naked and went right into Faye and I think we had sex but don't remember.
Faye: um Spike you did I we put up a camera the next night it taped you doing the all thing you said.
Spike: oh (a deep scarlet blush covered his face.) hehe sorry about theep eep sex.
Spike: um Roger I dare you strip down naked and run up to the crabby ass old lady arrow the miss crabby butt ask for some candy.
Roger: I well get you spike.
(So he strips down butt naked and run up to old crabby butt.)
Roger: um miss crabby butt can I have some candy. Miss crabby butt (looks him up and down and gets dirty smile.): well young men just come into my house I give you something better then candy.
(Roger gets shards and run back to my house.)
Roger: spike Truth or dare.
Spike: dare
Roger: I dare to put on a G-string a go into a gay bar and ask 10 guys if this make me look fat.
Spike: you ass hole I hate you.
(So we make him put it on with a lot of fighting and push him out the door.)
Spike: oh man this sucks I don't know any gay bars.
Kouga's girl: go to Tai's bar it called Tai's palace it and it's themed with all guy he thinks if hot and includes Vash and Miroku and Inuyasha.
Inuyasha: what the hell I am not a....
Kagome: OSUUWARI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Later on at the gay bar)
Spike: this fucking sucks but I just going to do it and get it over with.
Spike: um here dose g-string make my look fat. Dude1: no it don' t honey.
Spike: (that was disturbing.): hey you.
(And this when out till the less guy he asked.)
Spike: hey come here.
Guy 10: yes what do you want.
Spike: um here dose g-string make my look fat.
Guy 10: SPIKE!!!!!!!!!!
Spike: omg vicious!!!!!!!
Vicious: what hell are you gay.
Spike: hell no what are you doing here omg you are hehe haha you're gay.
Vicious: Damn it to hell and no it don't make you look fat you too thin gain some you scrawny basted.
(Back the house)
Spike Vicious is gay hehe any way um-legato truth or dare.
Legato: dare.
Spike: I dare you to um put on this kitten costume and sing Kitty in a Basket.
Legato: grrrrrrr fine I hate you.
(So out on the street.)
Legato: If there's someone in the city,
doesn't want a little kitty,
Tell them put the little kitty in a basket.
Leave the little basket outside my door
And I'll love the little kitty forever more.
Wrap the kitty warm,
You never know about a storm,
And I don't want a little kitty with the sneezes.
I'll hug her and I'll squeeze her,
Never, never tease her,
Want a little kitty in a basket.
Don't matter 'bout the color of her nosie,
Don't care if she's a feller or a girl.
Don't have to be as pretty as a posey,
And I promise not to laugh
If she only has a half a tail.
If there's someone in the city
Doesn't want a little kitty
Tell them put the little kitty in a basket.
Leave the little basket outside my door
And I'll love the little kitty forever more.
Savin' up a dollar
And I'm gonna buy a collar
If she's lookin' for a home, please won't you ask it
Don't want a little tisket,
Or a little tasket,
Just a little kitty in a basket.
I'll warm her milk and dress her in pajamas.
I'll make a bed for her in Daddy's shoe.
And if she starts in crying for her Mamma,
She can bring along her Mamma
And her sisters and her brothers too.
Don't have to be as pretty as a posey,
And I promise not laugh if she only has a half a tail.
If there's someone in the city
Doesn't want a little kitty,
Tell them put the little kitty in a basket.
Leave the little basket outside my door
And I'll love the little kitty forever more.
Wrap the kitty warm,
You never know about a storm,
And I don't want a little kitty with the sneezes.
I'll hug her and I'll squeeze her,
Never, never tease her,
Want a little kitty in a basket.
I'll hug her and I'll squeeze her,
Never, never tease hbr /br />
Want a little kitty in a basket.
Legato: I hope you all happy I made a fool out of my self can we go home now.
(So back at the house.) Legato: um Inuyasha truth or dare.
Inuyasha: Dare me.
Legato: I dare you to let Tai grope you for 3 hour and you can hit him.
Inuyasha: I well not let that lit.
Kagome: osuuwari! (That means sit.)
Inuyasha: ok I let him do it if she stops sitting me!!!
Kouga's girl: ok kagome no sitting unlash I say it ok to.
Kagome: ok.
Inuyasha: let get this over with Tai just grope me so I sit down.
(About 3 hours and a lot foul language from Inuyasha later.)
Inuyasha: damn it and thought Miroku was bad about groping he never stops.
Tai: I just can't help myself when it comes to you you're just so kaiwaii.
Inuyasha: Mir.
Kouga's girl: hey wait just one minute Inuyasha I just remembered you did do the full minute kiss with tai so as make up dare you have kiss him for 3 minute in the his bar in front of us all and in front of everyone in the bar.
Inuyasha: but the was in chapter um let me think oh ya chapter 2!!!
Kouga's girl: to bad.
Inuyasha: damn that sucks.
(We start off to the bar when Tai remember the pic of Sango's brother and make a quick call to tell the bartender to take down the hentai ones and put up regular pics of him.
Sango: um well Miroku um it's nice to what you look like under your robs I just wish the pic did have you doing that st.... ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh is that me and you doing what I think we are doing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tai: hehe yes you and Miroku are doing what you think you guys are doing.
Miroku: we the other pics are a bit disturbing but the one with you and me I like.
Sango: Tai you perv and Miroku you letch.
Tai: I know their so hot hehe.
Kagome: omg there god to be like 100eds of nuked Inuyasha's and other.
Kouga's girl: ok kissy time Inuyasha.
Inuyasha: I hate you.
(So Tai grabs him and the lip locked starts.)
Vash: man this place is um creeping me out.
Wolfwood: um I just hope to get out off here soon.
(3 minutes later)
Vash: hey Tai Time up.
Tai: damn ok.
(Back at the house.)
Kouga's girl: Sango here a rosey can put on Miroku his make slap him self and undress when say the word and Tai one Inha tha this makes him strip on command I just put them and you all say the word Tai your word is hadaka and Sango yours is hentai.
Tai: thank you thank you sooooooo much hehe soo all I have to say is (really big evil smile appears on his face before he says it hehe.) Hadaka.
(As soon as he says that Inuyasha begins to take of his kimono but he tries to stop and ends up ripping his kimono jacket in half)
Inuyasha: My Kimono jacket oh man.
Kouga's girl: it your turn Inuyasha.
Inuyasha: Kouga's girl Truth or dare.
Kouga's girl: Truth
Inuyasha: ok I want to know why you eyes are gold.
Kouga's girl: um well I am half demon.
Everyone but Kouga's girl: you are.
Kouga's girl: I thought it was obvious that I was half demon I mean look at me I have long silver white hair and fangs and claws and not to forget dog- ears.
Inuyasha: um well who is your father?
Kouga's Girl: well uncle Inuyasha it's your only brother Sesshoumaru.
Everyone but Kouga's Girl and Sess: What Sess did it with a human.
Sess: what I have the right to do with whom ever I fill like doing it with.
Kagome: so your mom is human I mean were you born in my era or Inuyasha Era.
Kouga's girl: well this era
Kagome: oh so Sess came here.
Kouga's girl: ya
Kagome: cool any way your turn.
Kouga's girl: um Yuji truth or.
Sango: and Tai: hentai, hadaka.
(So not only does Miroku slap himself than he undress and tries to fight rip in outer rube off and Inuyasha rip is kimono shirt of.)
Kouga's girl: any way Yuji Truth or dare.
Yuji: um the hell with dare.
Kouga's girl: I dare you um put on this marry costume and sing Mary Had a Little Lamb in the street.
Yuji: damn it fine I just hope no I know sees me.
(So after he struggled for a hour or so we put him the costume he goes out to sing.) Yuji: Mary had a little lamb,
Little lamb, little lamb,
Mary had a little lamb,
Its fleece was white as snow
And everywhere that Mary went,
Mary went, Mary went,
Everywhere that Mary went
The lamb was sure to go
It followed her to school one day
School one day, school one day
It followed her to school one day
Which was against the rules.
It made the children laugh and play,
Laugh and play, laugh and play,
It made the children laugh and play
To see a lamb at school
And so the teacher turned it out,
Turned it out, turned it out,
And so the teacher turned it out,
But still it lingered near
And waited patiently about,
Patiently about, patiently about,
And waited patiently about
Till Mary did appear
"Why does the lamb love Mary so?"
Love Mary so? Love Mary so?
"Why does the lamb love Mary so?"
The before eager children cry
"Why, Mary loves the lamb, you know."
Loves the lamb, you knowves ves the lamb, you know
"Why, Mary loves the lamb, you know."
The teacher did reply Joey: Yuji is that you omg wait till I tell marline she die from laughing too hard. Yuji: don't you dare tell her Joey get your ass back here damn it to hell!! (Back at the house.) Yuji: um Yusuke trut... Sango: and Tai: hentai, hadaka.
(So once agene Miroku slap himself than he undresses and tries to fight rip in mine rube off and he now only has his underpants and hand cover and Inuyasha rip is his kimono pant off and he only has his underpants now too.) Yuji: um Yusuke truth or dare. Yusuke: mumble. Kouga's girl: sorry let me take that out of your mouth I forgot about the bar soap. Yusuke (spits.): man that was gross any way dare. Yuji: um I dare you kiss Kouga's girl. Yusuke: kiss the one who put a bar soap in my mouth fine. ( so he grab me and kiss but he had soap still so I end up with soap in my mouth.)
Kouga's girl: eeeeeeeeewwwwwwwww men remind never put soap in anyone mouth aging yuck.
Kouga's girl: um knives legato truth or dare.
Knives: dare us.
Kouga's girl: I dare you two um have sex with Faye and me.
Knives, Legato: sex with you two sweet who get who.
Kouga's girl, and Faye: you get us both one time each.
Knives, Legato: yahoo lets go. (So about 5 or 6 hours later we come ambling out of the bedroom all looking very happy.) Kouga's girl: um I guess you said the words aging and that is why Inuyasha and Miroku are nude well ok I guess we got to end the game than so I can fix their stuff.
I hope you like it hehe it was co written by my Tai and Tai you are an awesome guy with cool ideas thank you for helping me. Well sand me reviews. for those of you have nasty commits about my spelling I am sorry but I have delaxea a learning disability that makes it hard to spell I see some letter and numbers backwards ok I can't help ok.
(Kouga's Girl style A very Evil giggle)
Chapter 7: MAKE IT STOP.
(Hi I am back if you remember we stop after spike dared Vash and knives to sing baby brother witch had to dress up in a baby costume and Vash was dress up like a little boy so we have two new players so let welcome Yuji Kaidou and Yusuke Urameshi.
Yuji: this is just great first I put in cryogenics sleep and than a army fighting big bugs called the blue recruit me and now I am god knows were doing god know what.
Kouga's girl: up can you stop bitching a sit down.
Yusuke: what Damn to hell where in blue hell am I this suck first I die for no reason than I recruit to be a sprit dative and now I don't were in fu.
(I slapped my hand over his mouth.)
Kouga's Girl: Youske Urameshi we don't not say the damn f word do understand me goddamn it.
Yusuke: I say fuck if I want to.
Kouga's girl: ok fine than I just have to do this.
(I shove a bar dial soap in his mouth.)
Yusuke: mssish shrps utu hs musfs (translation gets this shit out my mouth.) Kouga's girl let begin.
Vash: um spike truth or dare.
Spike: Truth.
Vash: do you have any embarrassing bed habits or problems?
Spikeum (um (mumbles so you hear what he said.)
Vash: we can'tr yor you spike.
Spike: I um watch porn or 2 and jack off and sometimes (he swallows hard) I have wet drams about (swallows hard aging) Faye and me and I sleep walk and one I think I was sleep walking naked and went right into Faye and I think we had sex but don't remember.
Faye: um Spike you did I we put up a camera the next night it taped you doing the all thing you said.
Spike: oh (a deep scarlet blush covered his face.) hehe sorry about theep eep sex.
Spike: um Roger I dare you strip down naked and run up to the crabby ass old lady arrow the miss crabby butt ask for some candy.
Roger: I well get you spike.
(So he strips down butt naked and run up to old crabby butt.)
Roger: um miss crabby butt can I have some candy. Miss crabby butt (looks him up and down and gets dirty smile.): well young men just come into my house I give you something better then candy.
(Roger gets shards and run back to my house.)
Roger: spike Truth or dare.
Spike: dare
Roger: I dare to put on a G-string a go into a gay bar and ask 10 guys if this make me look fat.
Spike: you ass hole I hate you.
(So we make him put it on with a lot of fighting and push him out the door.)
Spike: oh man this sucks I don't know any gay bars.
Kouga's girl: go to Tai's bar it called Tai's palace it and it's themed with all guy he thinks if hot and includes Vash and Miroku and Inuyasha.
Inuyasha: what the hell I am not a....
Kagome: OSUUWARI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Later on at the gay bar)
Spike: this fucking sucks but I just going to do it and get it over with.
Spike: um here dose g-string make my look fat. Dude1: no it don' t honey.
Spike: (that was disturbing.): hey you.
(And this when out till the less guy he asked.)
Spike: hey come here.
Guy 10: yes what do you want.
Spike: um here dose g-string make my look fat.
Guy 10: SPIKE!!!!!!!!!!
Spike: omg vicious!!!!!!!
Vicious: what hell are you gay.
Spike: hell no what are you doing here omg you are hehe haha you're gay.
Vicious: Damn it to hell and no it don't make you look fat you too thin gain some you scrawny basted.
(Back the house)
Spike Vicious is gay hehe any way um-legato truth or dare.
Legato: dare.
Spike: I dare you to um put on this kitten costume and sing Kitty in a Basket.
Legato: grrrrrrr fine I hate you.
(So out on the street.)
Legato: If there's someone in the city,
doesn't want a little kitty,
Tell them put the little kitty in a basket.
Leave the little basket outside my door
And I'll love the little kitty forever more.
Wrap the kitty warm,
You never know about a storm,
And I don't want a little kitty with the sneezes.
I'll hug her and I'll squeeze her,
Never, never tease her,
Want a little kitty in a basket.
Don't matter 'bout the color of her nosie,
Don't care if she's a feller or a girl.
Don't have to be as pretty as a posey,
And I promise not to laugh
If she only has a half a tail.
If there's someone in the city
Doesn't want a little kitty
Tell them put the little kitty in a basket.
Leave the little basket outside my door
And I'll love the little kitty forever more.
Savin' up a dollar
And I'm gonna buy a collar
If she's lookin' for a home, please won't you ask it
Don't want a little tisket,
Or a little tasket,
Just a little kitty in a basket.
I'll warm her milk and dress her in pajamas.
I'll make a bed for her in Daddy's shoe.
And if she starts in crying for her Mamma,
She can bring along her Mamma
And her sisters and her brothers too.
Don't have to be as pretty as a posey,
And I promise not laugh if she only has a half a tail.
If there's someone in the city
Doesn't want a little kitty,
Tell them put the little kitty in a basket.
Leave the little basket outside my door
And I'll love the little kitty forever more.
Wrap the kitty warm,
You never know about a storm,
And I don't want a little kitty with the sneezes.
I'll hug her and I'll squeeze her,
Never, never tease her,
Want a little kitty in a basket.
I'll hug her and I'll squeeze her,
Never, never tease hbr /br />
Want a little kitty in a basket.
Legato: I hope you all happy I made a fool out of my self can we go home now.
(So back at the house.) Legato: um Inuyasha truth or dare.
Inuyasha: Dare me.
Legato: I dare you to let Tai grope you for 3 hour and you can hit him.
Inuyasha: I well not let that lit.
Kagome: osuuwari! (That means sit.)
Inuyasha: ok I let him do it if she stops sitting me!!!
Kouga's girl: ok kagome no sitting unlash I say it ok to.
Kagome: ok.
Inuyasha: let get this over with Tai just grope me so I sit down.
(About 3 hours and a lot foul language from Inuyasha later.)
Inuyasha: damn it and thought Miroku was bad about groping he never stops.
Tai: I just can't help myself when it comes to you you're just so kaiwaii.
Inuyasha: Mir.
Kouga's girl: hey wait just one minute Inuyasha I just remembered you did do the full minute kiss with tai so as make up dare you have kiss him for 3 minute in the his bar in front of us all and in front of everyone in the bar.
Inuyasha: but the was in chapter um let me think oh ya chapter 2!!!
Kouga's girl: to bad.
Inuyasha: damn that sucks.
(We start off to the bar when Tai remember the pic of Sango's brother and make a quick call to tell the bartender to take down the hentai ones and put up regular pics of him.
Sango: um well Miroku um it's nice to what you look like under your robs I just wish the pic did have you doing that st.... ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh is that me and you doing what I think we are doing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tai: hehe yes you and Miroku are doing what you think you guys are doing.
Miroku: we the other pics are a bit disturbing but the one with you and me I like.
Sango: Tai you perv and Miroku you letch.
Tai: I know their so hot hehe.
Kagome: omg there god to be like 100eds of nuked Inuyasha's and other.
Kouga's girl: ok kissy time Inuyasha.
Inuyasha: I hate you.
(So Tai grabs him and the lip locked starts.)
Vash: man this place is um creeping me out.
Wolfwood: um I just hope to get out off here soon.
(3 minutes later)
Vash: hey Tai Time up.
Tai: damn ok.
(Back at the house.)
Kouga's girl: Sango here a rosey can put on Miroku his make slap him self and undress when say the word and Tai one Inha tha this makes him strip on command I just put them and you all say the word Tai your word is hadaka and Sango yours is hentai.
Tai: thank you thank you sooooooo much hehe soo all I have to say is (really big evil smile appears on his face before he says it hehe.) Hadaka.
(As soon as he says that Inuyasha begins to take of his kimono but he tries to stop and ends up ripping his kimono jacket in half)
Inuyasha: My Kimono jacket oh man.
Kouga's girl: it your turn Inuyasha.
Inuyasha: Kouga's girl Truth or dare.
Kouga's girl: Truth
Inuyasha: ok I want to know why you eyes are gold.
Kouga's girl: um well I am half demon.
Everyone but Kouga's girl: you are.
Kouga's girl: I thought it was obvious that I was half demon I mean look at me I have long silver white hair and fangs and claws and not to forget dog- ears.
Inuyasha: um well who is your father?
Kouga's Girl: well uncle Inuyasha it's your only brother Sesshoumaru.
Everyone but Kouga's Girl and Sess: What Sess did it with a human.
Sess: what I have the right to do with whom ever I fill like doing it with.
Kagome: so your mom is human I mean were you born in my era or Inuyasha Era.
Kouga's girl: well this era
Kagome: oh so Sess came here.
Kouga's girl: ya
Kagome: cool any way your turn.
Kouga's girl: um Yuji truth or.
Sango: and Tai: hentai, hadaka.
(So not only does Miroku slap himself than he undress and tries to fight rip in outer rube off and Inuyasha rip is kimono shirt of.)
Kouga's girl: any way Yuji Truth or dare.
Yuji: um the hell with dare.
Kouga's girl: I dare you um put on this marry costume and sing Mary Had a Little Lamb in the street.
Yuji: damn it fine I just hope no I know sees me.
(So after he struggled for a hour or so we put him the costume he goes out to sing.) Yuji: Mary had a little lamb,
Little lamb, little lamb,
Mary had a little lamb,
Its fleece was white as snow
And everywhere that Mary went,
Mary went, Mary went,
Everywhere that Mary went
The lamb was sure to go
It followed her to school one day
School one day, school one day
It followed her to school one day
Which was against the rules.
It made the children laugh and play,
Laugh and play, laugh and play,
It made the children laugh and play
To see a lamb at school
And so the teacher turned it out,
Turned it out, turned it out,
And so the teacher turned it out,
But still it lingered near
And waited patiently about,
Patiently about, patiently about,
And waited patiently about
Till Mary did appear
"Why does the lamb love Mary so?"
Love Mary so? Love Mary so?
"Why does the lamb love Mary so?"
The before eager children cry
"Why, Mary loves the lamb, you know."
Loves the lamb, you knowves ves the lamb, you know
"Why, Mary loves the lamb, you know."
The teacher did reply Joey: Yuji is that you omg wait till I tell marline she die from laughing too hard. Yuji: don't you dare tell her Joey get your ass back here damn it to hell!! (Back at the house.) Yuji: um Yusuke trut... Sango: and Tai: hentai, hadaka.
(So once agene Miroku slap himself than he undresses and tries to fight rip in mine rube off and he now only has his underpants and hand cover and Inuyasha rip is his kimono pant off and he only has his underpants now too.) Yuji: um Yusuke truth or dare. Yusuke: mumble. Kouga's girl: sorry let me take that out of your mouth I forgot about the bar soap. Yusuke (spits.): man that was gross any way dare. Yuji: um I dare you kiss Kouga's girl. Yusuke: kiss the one who put a bar soap in my mouth fine. ( so he grab me and kiss but he had soap still so I end up with soap in my mouth.)
Kouga's girl: eeeeeeeeewwwwwwwww men remind never put soap in anyone mouth aging yuck.
Kouga's girl: um knives legato truth or dare.
Knives: dare us.
Kouga's girl: I dare you two um have sex with Faye and me.
Knives, Legato: sex with you two sweet who get who.
Kouga's girl, and Faye: you get us both one time each.
Knives, Legato: yahoo lets go. (So about 5 or 6 hours later we come ambling out of the bedroom all looking very happy.) Kouga's girl: um I guess you said the words aging and that is why Inuyasha and Miroku are nude well ok I guess we got to end the game than so I can fix their stuff.
I hope you like it hehe it was co written by my Tai and Tai you are an awesome guy with cool ideas thank you for helping me. Well sand me reviews. for those of you have nasty commits about my spelling I am sorry but I have delaxea a learning disability that makes it hard to spell I see some letter and numbers backwards ok I can't help ok.