The Problems With Prototypes
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Category:
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Rating:
Adult ++
Chapters:
7
Views:
2,649
Reviews:
0
Recommended:
0
Currently Reading:
0
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I do not own this anime/manga, nor the characters from it. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.
The Problems With Prototypes (epilogue)
EPILOGUE
Kitakyuushuu, Kokura JR Station, two days later, early morning...
\"I have to admit, Shinsha, you are very well constructed. You serve Tarisha well now, hear me?\"
\"Hai, Bisyarina-taisa!\" Shinji, dressed in a lovely pink kimono decorated with stylish hearts and rings, bows, then gazes warmly at Beatrice. \"I hope you both have a safe trip back to Vladivostok, Bisyarina-sensei.\"
\"You bet your damned life we will, Shinji!\" the expat American leans over to kiss the Sexaroid\'s cheek, then hums. \"You know, Nisha and I happen to know a couple herms in the Service who\'d love to have a cute android lover like you in their homes. If we passed on their names to you through Tariko here, would you be willing to send a couple of your sisters their way to get beta tested?\"
\"W-well, I\'ll pass it on to Misato-san as soon as I can!\" the prototype Sexaroid vows. \"But Russia is a long way from here...\"
\"Never mind that, Shin-chan,\" Tariko places a hand on her new assistant\'s shoulder, then stares at Tania. \"You better get down to the ferry dock as soon as you can, Nisha. The next run to Ulsan leaves at a little after nine and you don\'t want to be late!\"
\"Da, that is true,\" the Russian smirks, then leans up to give Tariko a thank you kiss to both cheeks. \"Spasiba, Tariko Kinshovna. We won\'t forget what you\'ve done for us.\" She then turns to give Shinji a pair of kisses. \"Remember what I said, Shinji Yuinva.\"
\"I will, Bisyarina-taisa,\" Shinji bows.
With that, the Bisyarinas head off for the north concourse, which has a bridge that would connect the station with the ferry terminal for Korea not a block away. Tariko and Shinji wave as they go, then turn towards the stairs that would lead them to the ticket booths for the trains heading to Hakata station and other places in Kyuushuu. \"We can get the next Shinkansen for Hakata and be there as quick as we can,\" Shinji notes, then blinks as Tariko reaches down to give her hand a firm squeeze. \"Eh?\" she gazes on the older woman.
\"We\'re taking the Ren\'ai instead,\" Tariko winks at her.
The android blinks, then blushes, sensing what her mistress now has in mind. The Ren\'ai Special Service Express were local service trains reconstructed in the years right after the Virus\' first arrival to serve those who\'d want to have a chance for some intimate time with a loved one while slowly travelling to their destination. Each train car came with sound-proofed cabins fitted with double-sized beds, more than enough for a couple. Though it was common for people to have sex on any other train service, even the ultra-fast Shinkansen, the Ren\'ai serves as Japan Rain\'s specific answer to those needs. \"My sexual programs are always at the ready to serve you in any way you would desire, my beloved Mistress,\" Shinji slips an arm around Tariko\'s, gazing fondly on the older woman. \"May I recommend the Hoohi Circuit Line? It will still get us to Hakata in time for dinner, plus give you enough time to sample ALL my programming.\"
\"Let\'s go...\" Tariko then jolts on hearing her cell-phone ring. \"Now, who the heck...?\" she reaches into her purse, then after drawing it out, blinks on recognizing the number on the readout. \"\'Tomi?!\" she wonders, then taps the answer button. \"Moshi-moshi!\"
\"Sorry to bother you, Tari, but we\'ve got a problem,\" Satomi instantly announces.
\"What sort of problem, love?\" Tariko wonders. \"Nothing wrong with the girls, is there?\"
\"Iie, they\'re all okay.\"
\"Mana-chan settling in alright? How are things with Yui-chan and Rui-chan?\"
\"All\'s well there, too, but...\"
\"What?!\"
Satomi sighs. \"Genome sent us ANOTHER Sexaroid to test out!\"
Silence.
\"***WHAT?!?!?!***\" Tariko and Shinji exclaim together...
*** The End ... For Now! ***
**** **** ****
WRITER\'S NOTES:
Well, that\'s THIS story done and ready for everyone\'s purview. Unfortunately, I happen to often indulge in a bad habit Jim and several other writers also have, one I\'m TRYING to break for this series: bringing in too many characters into one story. It is a very hard habit to break, I admit. But by keeping things short and to the point, it shouldn\'t be too much of a problem in the long term.
Of course, there\'s always forshadowing...!
Anyhow, for those of you who might be concerned about such things, the \"Bubblegum Crisis\" and \"Evangelion\" characters appearing here are modern-day analogues of the real characters from 2033 and 2015 respectively. As to how the main \"BGC\" characters fit into the \"RPW\" universe, it was hinted in Part One of this story and will be looked into more thoroughly in a future story.
This story also gives me a chance to further explore the mechanics of what Jim first postulated in \"RanPorn World.\" How EXACTLY would a world without men, where women\'s personal and sexual inhibitions have been (for the most part) tossed out the nearest window, work? What would change? What would stay the same? Jim\'s already looked at how this sort of thing would impact the Islamic world in Part 7 of \"RPW\" (and don\'t we all wish that something like that could happen to the Saudi Arabia of the real world, ne?). Since I currently live and work in Korea, I\'ve decided to take a look at how the Cold War\'s last \"hot\" front would change in the wake of the collapse of the long-entrenched Confucian culture there, not to mention a brief glance at how Russian culture -- especially the use of \"patronymic\" middle names like \"Tania Ivanova\" (Tania, daughter of Ivan) -- would have to change in light of the coming of fusion pregnancy/parthenogenetic reproduction.
Of course, more is coming.
Cheers!
Fred Herriot
10 April 2003
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Translations and explanations:
hakase ... professor
hakama ... martial arts uniform, composing of a wrap-around tunic and a pair of pleated, wide-legged pants that can be mistaken for a skirt
yatai ... portable \"restaurant on wheels\"
ku ... ward of a large city like Tokyo. Nerima-ku = Nerima Ward
to ... metropolitan prefecture (suffix only used for Tokyo)
Ainu ... Japan\'s original inhabitants, these days mostly confined to Hokkaido
taisa ... Army/Air Force colonel, Navy captain
Six Counties ... general nickname for the six counties of Ulster (Londonderry, Antrim, Down, Armagh, Tyrone and Fermanagh) known formally as \"Northern Ireland\"
Tadaima ... I\'m home
Yokatta! ... Great!/Super!/Alright!
Kujuuku-ri ... Village #99
gomen/gomen nasai/gomen ne ... I\'m sorry
Shinkansen ... Japan\'s famed \"bullet train\" service
Moshi-moshi ... Hello (over the telephone)
Hajimimashite ... Pleased to meet you
Kampai! ... Cheers!
Sugoi! ... Wow!
Shin-oosaka ... New Osaka
sumimasen ... Excuse me/I\'m sorry
Kabuki- ... ... Infamous red light district in Tokyo\'s Shinjuku Ward
Rodina ... Motherland (Russian)
banya ... public bath house (Russian)
babushka ... old lady/grandmother (Russian)
da ... yes (Russian)
spasiba ... thank you (Russian)
ren\'ai ... true love
Kitakyuushuu, Kokura JR Station, two days later, early morning...
\"I have to admit, Shinsha, you are very well constructed. You serve Tarisha well now, hear me?\"
\"Hai, Bisyarina-taisa!\" Shinji, dressed in a lovely pink kimono decorated with stylish hearts and rings, bows, then gazes warmly at Beatrice. \"I hope you both have a safe trip back to Vladivostok, Bisyarina-sensei.\"
\"You bet your damned life we will, Shinji!\" the expat American leans over to kiss the Sexaroid\'s cheek, then hums. \"You know, Nisha and I happen to know a couple herms in the Service who\'d love to have a cute android lover like you in their homes. If we passed on their names to you through Tariko here, would you be willing to send a couple of your sisters their way to get beta tested?\"
\"W-well, I\'ll pass it on to Misato-san as soon as I can!\" the prototype Sexaroid vows. \"But Russia is a long way from here...\"
\"Never mind that, Shin-chan,\" Tariko places a hand on her new assistant\'s shoulder, then stares at Tania. \"You better get down to the ferry dock as soon as you can, Nisha. The next run to Ulsan leaves at a little after nine and you don\'t want to be late!\"
\"Da, that is true,\" the Russian smirks, then leans up to give Tariko a thank you kiss to both cheeks. \"Spasiba, Tariko Kinshovna. We won\'t forget what you\'ve done for us.\" She then turns to give Shinji a pair of kisses. \"Remember what I said, Shinji Yuinva.\"
\"I will, Bisyarina-taisa,\" Shinji bows.
With that, the Bisyarinas head off for the north concourse, which has a bridge that would connect the station with the ferry terminal for Korea not a block away. Tariko and Shinji wave as they go, then turn towards the stairs that would lead them to the ticket booths for the trains heading to Hakata station and other places in Kyuushuu. \"We can get the next Shinkansen for Hakata and be there as quick as we can,\" Shinji notes, then blinks as Tariko reaches down to give her hand a firm squeeze. \"Eh?\" she gazes on the older woman.
\"We\'re taking the Ren\'ai instead,\" Tariko winks at her.
The android blinks, then blushes, sensing what her mistress now has in mind. The Ren\'ai Special Service Express were local service trains reconstructed in the years right after the Virus\' first arrival to serve those who\'d want to have a chance for some intimate time with a loved one while slowly travelling to their destination. Each train car came with sound-proofed cabins fitted with double-sized beds, more than enough for a couple. Though it was common for people to have sex on any other train service, even the ultra-fast Shinkansen, the Ren\'ai serves as Japan Rain\'s specific answer to those needs. \"My sexual programs are always at the ready to serve you in any way you would desire, my beloved Mistress,\" Shinji slips an arm around Tariko\'s, gazing fondly on the older woman. \"May I recommend the Hoohi Circuit Line? It will still get us to Hakata in time for dinner, plus give you enough time to sample ALL my programming.\"
\"Let\'s go...\" Tariko then jolts on hearing her cell-phone ring. \"Now, who the heck...?\" she reaches into her purse, then after drawing it out, blinks on recognizing the number on the readout. \"\'Tomi?!\" she wonders, then taps the answer button. \"Moshi-moshi!\"
\"Sorry to bother you, Tari, but we\'ve got a problem,\" Satomi instantly announces.
\"What sort of problem, love?\" Tariko wonders. \"Nothing wrong with the girls, is there?\"
\"Iie, they\'re all okay.\"
\"Mana-chan settling in alright? How are things with Yui-chan and Rui-chan?\"
\"All\'s well there, too, but...\"
\"What?!\"
Satomi sighs. \"Genome sent us ANOTHER Sexaroid to test out!\"
Silence.
\"***WHAT?!?!?!***\" Tariko and Shinji exclaim together...
*** The End ... For Now! ***
**** **** ****
WRITER\'S NOTES:
Well, that\'s THIS story done and ready for everyone\'s purview. Unfortunately, I happen to often indulge in a bad habit Jim and several other writers also have, one I\'m TRYING to break for this series: bringing in too many characters into one story. It is a very hard habit to break, I admit. But by keeping things short and to the point, it shouldn\'t be too much of a problem in the long term.
Of course, there\'s always forshadowing...!
Anyhow, for those of you who might be concerned about such things, the \"Bubblegum Crisis\" and \"Evangelion\" characters appearing here are modern-day analogues of the real characters from 2033 and 2015 respectively. As to how the main \"BGC\" characters fit into the \"RPW\" universe, it was hinted in Part One of this story and will be looked into more thoroughly in a future story.
This story also gives me a chance to further explore the mechanics of what Jim first postulated in \"RanPorn World.\" How EXACTLY would a world without men, where women\'s personal and sexual inhibitions have been (for the most part) tossed out the nearest window, work? What would change? What would stay the same? Jim\'s already looked at how this sort of thing would impact the Islamic world in Part 7 of \"RPW\" (and don\'t we all wish that something like that could happen to the Saudi Arabia of the real world, ne?). Since I currently live and work in Korea, I\'ve decided to take a look at how the Cold War\'s last \"hot\" front would change in the wake of the collapse of the long-entrenched Confucian culture there, not to mention a brief glance at how Russian culture -- especially the use of \"patronymic\" middle names like \"Tania Ivanova\" (Tania, daughter of Ivan) -- would have to change in light of the coming of fusion pregnancy/parthenogenetic reproduction.
Of course, more is coming.
Cheers!
Fred Herriot
10 April 2003
* * *
Translations and explanations:
hakase ... professor
hakama ... martial arts uniform, composing of a wrap-around tunic and a pair of pleated, wide-legged pants that can be mistaken for a skirt
yatai ... portable \"restaurant on wheels\"
ku ... ward of a large city like Tokyo. Nerima-ku = Nerima Ward
to ... metropolitan prefecture (suffix only used for Tokyo)
Ainu ... Japan\'s original inhabitants, these days mostly confined to Hokkaido
taisa ... Army/Air Force colonel, Navy captain
Six Counties ... general nickname for the six counties of Ulster (Londonderry, Antrim, Down, Armagh, Tyrone and Fermanagh) known formally as \"Northern Ireland\"
Tadaima ... I\'m home
Yokatta! ... Great!/Super!/Alright!
Kujuuku-ri ... Village #99
gomen/gomen nasai/gomen ne ... I\'m sorry
Shinkansen ... Japan\'s famed \"bullet train\" service
Moshi-moshi ... Hello (over the telephone)
Hajimimashite ... Pleased to meet you
Kampai! ... Cheers!
Sugoi! ... Wow!
Shin-oosaka ... New Osaka
sumimasen ... Excuse me/I\'m sorry
Kabuki- ... ... Infamous red light district in Tokyo\'s Shinjuku Ward
Rodina ... Motherland (Russian)
banya ... public bath house (Russian)
babushka ... old lady/grandmother (Russian)
da ... yes (Russian)
spasiba ... thank you (Russian)
ren\'ai ... true love