Spring Fever (Saiyuki Style)

Disclaimer: I Do Not Own SAIYUKI. It is property of Kazuhaya Minekura. Of whom we all love and adore and wish that we had half her talen in drawing.

Chapter Seven

The weather had changed drastically. When once the sun was shining and the Earth was somewhat green, the sky now was covered with swollen clouds that threatened rain and the ground below seemed almost…dull. That in itself was a good sign that it was time to pack things up and head out. Surely Sanzo would have been taken care of by now and they could all be on their way again without any problems…or, at least, that’s what Hakkai had thought. After freeing Goku from his make-shift prison (a.k.a. the vacuum), cleaning up the room and getting dressed (not necessarily in that order), the trio of now sexed out demons made their way downstairs to collect their fucktoy-! Er….travel companion…
“I hope Sanzo’s okay…” Goku whimpered, constantly fixing his jeans as they sauntered over towards the desk. It was true that he was worried for his master, but he was also still in some pain…after all, having your dick trapped in a small vacuum tube for over an hour tends to do that to a person.
“Don’t worry, runt.” Gojyo draped an arm over the youth’s shoulder with a smirk. “Knowing that ass he’ll more or less be up and ready to kill us as soon as we open the door to the doc’s office.”
“Which is why I advise we all duck when that door opens,” Hakkai chuckled and tapped the little bell that was sitting on the main desk.
“Just a minute!” there was a rustle from the back area as Theta came scurrying out of her room, hopping on one leg as she vigorously placed her leg through the final pant leg. “Oh, it’s you guys. The ‘fuckbuddies’.” She buttoned up her pants. “What do you need now?”
“Eheh…” Hakkai smiled politely and tried to ignore the fact that while Theta had her pants on, she was only wearing a bra on top.
Gojyo whistled. “Nice rack…” he commented, smiling at Theta.
“What rack?” Goku blinked.
“Thanks to the red-head and you’re an idiot to the kid…” Theta arched a brow and adjusted herself in her bra before looking back at Hakkai. “Come on, spit it out! I was kind of busy back there and I would like to get back to what I was doing.”
“Well then, we will make this rather short…” Hakkai stated politely, truly not wishing to know what it was the young woman was doing back in her own little world, “We are ready to check out…and have come to pick up our friend.”
“Friend?” Theta blinked a little.
“Uhm…” Hakkai blinked right back at her.
“Yeah, our other ‘fuckbuddy’,” Gojyo chimed in, “You know: blonde hair, red zit on his forehead, sexy but the biggest jackass you’ve ever met?”
“Oh, him!” Theta nodded. “He’s gone.”
“WHAT?!” Goku jumped in front of Hakkai before the other even had time to react, slamming his fists down onto the counter. “WHAT DO YOU MEAN HE’S GONE?! WHAT HAPPENED?!”
“Goku, please!” Hakkai pulled the monkey back, or tried to at least, and looked at Theta. “…I’m afraid we don’t understand…”
“It’s like I said,” Theta shrugged, not even phased by the fact that a youkai had jumped at her in anger, (for her it was a daily occurrence); “The monk’s gone. No longer here. Checked out…you get it.”
“And how the hell did he manage that?” Gojyo asked, taking a step forward into the conversation. “I know the guy’s stubborn and strong and all, but we fucked him pretty hard up there and-!”
“Gojyo!” Hakkai gave the red-haired youkai a half glare before turning back to Theta. “What my friend MEANS to say is, while we’re sure your doctor took good care of him, there was no way that he could leave of his own accord in his condition…”
“I never said that he left on his own,” Theta pulled up a stool and sat her self down on it, “He was taken out of here by the doctor and his assistant.”
“THEY TOOK HIM!? WHO?!” Goku leapt at Theta again, and would have strangled her right then and there if Hakkai hadn’t pulled him back yet again (he was still a tad bit territorial).
“Calm down, Goku…” Hakkai stated, holding the teen back the best that he could.
“What do you mean the doctor and his assistant took him?” Gojyo leaned against the counter, restating Goku’s question only much calmer, “Did we fuck him so bad that he had to be taken to the hospital?”
“Gojyo honestly…” Hakkai shook his head. There were times he wished that the half-blooded youkai would just have a little shame.
Theta smirked and leaned in close to Gojyo, resting her head in her hands. “Oh no…I doubt it was because of the way you fucked him that they took him…” she purred out, “From what I saw on the tape that the good doctor left me, they took him because of the way that other red-haired youkai was pounding into him.”
Gojyo’s eyes widened slightly. “OTHER red-haired youkai?” he asked.
“Yep!” Theta leaned back and reached back onto a shelf, pulling out the opened brown envelope that the doctor had left her, “Wanna see?”
Gojyo looked at Hakkai and the growling, snarling Goku that the other was holding back. They all had a pretty good idea of who this other youkai would be but… Hakkai nodded and continued to hold Goku back.
“You go ahead, Gojyo…” he stated, “Goku and I will see if we can find any trace of them outside…”
“GOD DAMN IT I SWEAR-!” Goku was going on a cursing rampage as Hakkai turned and drug him out the front door of the hotel to try and find any source of their missing monk.
“Come along Goku…”
Gojyo sighed and ran a hand through his hair before looking Theta over. Well, if he didn’t find out what he needed to know from the tape, he supposed he could always use his sexy man-demon ways to get some info out of her.
“All right, lady,” he stated. “Let’s see the tape then.”
Theta smirked and opened the entry way through the desk for Gojyo, stepping aside to let the other through. “Just follow me to the back room and I’ll show you everything you want to see…and I do mean…EVERYTHING.”
Gojyo arched a brow but returned Theta’s smirk. Okay, so maybe he’d do her either way.
“All right,” he purred out, stepping back behind the desk, “Just lead the way.”


Kougaiji was growing impatient. Ni had led him through the woods on winding trail, heading only Gods knew where. He didn’t have time for this! Even though they had managed to cover a lot of ground in only a short amount of time, the youkai prince knew that the rest of the Sanzo Ikkou would be quickly on their tails. Shifting the still unconscious blonde in his arms, Kougaiji looked at the not-all-there scientist that walked a few paces before him and growled.
“Where the hell are we going, Ni?” he demanded to know, “If this is another one of your SICK games…!”
“Patience, patience, my Prince…” Ni flicked the remains of his cigarette away, not really caring if the dying ashes caught fire to the surrounding woods or not, “We’re almost there…”
“Almost WHERE?!” Damn Ni! Kougaiji hated it when the plushie lover did this…which was most of the time…which explained why Kougaiji had a great dislike of him.
“Almost here,” Ni smirked at Kougaiji over his shoulder as he stopped walking, a newly lit cigarette between his lips. “Welcome to the Playground, Prince…”
Kougaiji stopped a few feet or so behind Ni and began to open his mouth to ask the man what the hell he was talking about when he saw it for himself. The towering trees that had once stood before them, almost blocking their path, had vanished completely, leaving in their wake a stairway that seemed to descend up into the heavens themselves.
“Ni…”
“Believe me, Prince…by the time the rest of the Sanzo Ikkou finds us you will have both the location of the sutra…and the monk, in the palm of your hands…” Ni smirked and started to saunter up the steps.
“Wait, all I want is the sutra!” Kougaiji growled out and followed Ni quickly, not wanting to get lost in whatever man-made hell this creature had created, “I don’t want the damned monk!”
“From the way that you were riding him before, I’d say that you want him pretty badly…” Ni didn’t even turn as he spoke, but continued looking up as he climbed the stairs, “…and from the sounds he was making, it seems to me that he wants you pretty bad as well…”
THAT statement made Kougaiji pause for a moment. The MONK wanted HIM? He shook his head and growled as he continued to follow Ni up the stairwell. That was ridiculous! The blonde monk was nothing but a good fuck, and that was all! Nothing else! Then again…there was that certain shiver than ran down his spine whenever the priest aimed his gun at him…the look in those dark violet eyes…the hidden power that the blonde held…it was…dominating.
NO!
Kougaiji growled and quickened his pace so that he was only a step or two behind the strange doctor. He would not let that man’s words get to him! He would continue to think of his one and only purpose in having this…this HUMAN with him, and that was to gain his sutra and nothing else! He would just beat or fuck the information as to where the sutra was out of the man, dispose of him, and get back to that bitch he was forced to have as a step-mother and become one step closer to freeing his one and only Mother. There was just too much riding on the information that this monk held for Kougaiji to mess up by thinking with his dick!
However…Kougaiji looked away from the stairwell and Ni’s backside for awhile to glance down at the unconscious beauty in his arms. Perhaps he was going about this all the wrong way. To gain the information out of the other by force didn’t seem to be working that well. So far, all he had gotten from Sanzo were curses and screaming, and of course one of the best fuck’s that he had gotten in a LONG while…but still he had gained nothing. Maybe, just maybe, if he allowed Sanzo to turn the tables…
“Daydreaming, Prince?” Ni gave Kougaiji that creepy smile of his as he glanced over his shoulder at the other.
“What?” Kougaiji snapped back to reality when he heard his name being said.
“Hmm…” Ni purred almost as he continued his way up the never ending stairwell. “Might want to get your head out of the clouds and watch where you’re going. It’s a long way down if you trip…”
Kougaiji growled, eyes narrowing. “You just watch your own steps and leave me be.”
“Very well, Kougaiji-sama…” Ni smirked and continued on his way, “Very well…”
Kougaiji growled deep in his throat as he glared at Ni’s back…the sooner that they got to wherever these stairs led, the better.


Gojyo sighed and zipped up his pants as he walked back out into the front lobby of the hotel, a freshly lit cigarette between his lips. Well, the guy in the tape that Theta had shown him had been Kougaiji all right. He wasn’t quite sure as to who it was that had been filming that little documentary, as the tape was labeled, but whoever the hell it was he had done a great job of catching all the action. Once the video was done and over with though, Gojyo (sadly to say) found himself with two problems: 1. He didn’t know where Kougaiji and that other person had taken Sanzo and 2. He was hard from watching all the sexy, sinful slash.
Thus he was forced to turn to Theta for his answer to both questions, and though he had worked all of his God-like sex moves on the female, she had only been able to solve one of his two problems…not that he was complaining or anything, but he was sure that Hakkai and Goku wouldn’t be as happy as he was with the results.
“Gojyo!” Hakkai came in through the main hotel entrance, catching his breath as he jogged over to the other. “Did you find anything out?”
“That was Kougaiji in the video no doubt,” Gojyo stated as he finished buckling up his belt, “And I highly doubt the chimp will be as excited to hear about what happened as I was seeing it…”
“Then we don’t tell him,” Hakkai finally caught his breath and shook his head. “Did you manage to figure out anything else? Like where they went perhaps?”
Gojyo shook his head. “All the tape showed was that they did the deed, that’s all. And all the information I could get out of Theta was that they headed out the back way so as not to draw too much attention towards them selves.”
“Was that all?”
“That’s all I could get from her, and believe me; I worked hard to get that information too…”
There was a moment of silence as Hakkai stared at Gojyo with an arched brow. “…You fucked it out of her didn’t you?”
“Oh yeah.” Followed by a happy smirk from the kappa.
“We’ll talk later…” did Hakkai just growl? Gojyo swore he did… “But for right now, we have to go. Goku thinks he might have caught onto Sanzo’s scent, and we can’t afford to let the trail get cold.”
“Er…right, right…” Gojyo nodded and quickly followed Hakkai out the door, “…you know that she means nothing for me, right? Sweetie? Baby?”
“I said we’ll talk later…” Hakkai shook his head and moved over to the awaiting Hakyruu (in jeep mode) and the teenaged chimp that was pacing back and forth he could in the back seat. “Now come on!”
“Yes dear…” Gojyo whimpered and jumped into the seat that would normally be taken up by Sanzo’s dear, sexy ass…
“All right, Goku, which way?” Hakkai started Hakyruu up and looked back at the teenager.
Goku sniffed a little. He knew Sanzo’s scent anywhere…and at this moment it was mixed with the scent of that no good mother-fucking…!
“Which way?” Hakkai asked again, interrupting Goku’s inner wrath.
“SOUTH!” Goku growled out. “They headed south! Get going! Move!”
Gojyo blinked then hung on as Hakkai’s foot made contact with the gas pedal, the dragon turned jeep lurching forward, almost tossing its passengers out onto the road in its sudden jump. As they sped away from the hotel, however, a new thought struck Gojyo.
“Hey, did anyone pay Theta…?”


“YOU SONS OF BITCHES!” the half naked, covered only by a bed sheet hotel owner screamed out as she watched the three remaining fuckbuddies speed away in their jeep.
The bastards had gone and left without even paying her-! Well, in cash anyway. Continuing on with her curses, she stalked back inside and waited for Ni to come back. She had done her end of the deal and shown at least one of the three the tape and sent them on their way…now all she had to do was wait for Ni to fulfill his end of the bargain.


It was about an hour or so before Sanzo’s scent finally went cold…and with all the twists and turns that they had taken through the deep woods, Hakkai was wondering if they were even in the right place at all. Sighing, he made sure that everyone was out of Hakyruu before the little dragon took back its original form and perched upon Hakkai’s shoulders.
“Are you sure this is the place, Goku?” he questioned, petting the dragon’s head to assure the other he had done a good job and it wasn’t his fault if they were lost.
“Positive…” Goku looked around. “The scent ends here…Sanzo has to be here somewhere!”
“Where?” Gojyo brought out a cigarette and lit it up as he looked around. “Looks to me like we’re lost and stuck in the middle of a forest…”
“SANZO IS HERE!” Goku growled. “I know his scent!!!”
“Calm down, monkey…” Gojyo growled at him. “I was just stating my own opinion…!”
“Well nobody ASKED for your opinion!” Goku growled right back at him, shoving his face into Gojyo’s “So just keep it to yourself!”
“Now you listen here you damn ape!” Gojyo grabbed Goku by the collar of his shirt and pulled him up off the ground, “Don’t you get off telling me what to do!”
“Uhm…Goku…Gojyo?” Hakkai’s gaze had gone away from his quarreling companions.
“I’ll tell you what to do if I want to!!” Goku snapped back, trying to take a swing at the other, “Stupid cockroach!”
Gojyo held the kid back at arms length, “Little cocksucker! Don’t have master Sanzo’s banana to munch on, is that why you’re cranky?!”
“WHAT’D YOU SAY?!” Goku’s eyes were aflame. He was going to do a lot worse than just stick the kappa’s penis into a vacuum tube this time…
“Guys…?” Hakkai tried to intervene again. “This is kind of important…”
“You heard me!!” Gojyo smirked. “What’re you gonna do about it? CRY?”
“GUYS!”
“What?!” both the monkey and the water sprite turned their attention to Hakkai when the other raised his voice…and Gojyo promptly dropped Goku when he saw what it was Hakkai was pointing to.
“Does THIS look familiar to you…?” Hakkai turned back and looked at the winding stairwell that had just….appeared.
“…You’re shitting me…” Gojyo moved over beside the man-turned-demon and looked up at the stone steps… “…This can’t be…”
“I thought we killed him!” Goku was in shock. “There’s no way in hell-!”
“…Apparently, Goku…there is…” Hakkai sighed and started to make his way up the steps. “Well, come along then….we can’t keep Kami-sama waiting…”

(Dun dun duuuun! Yeah…I know…a crappy ending for a crappy fic but… ^^;; I’ve kind of had writer’s block so be happy that I was able to get this out. The next story will be a continuation of this one in a way…so be prepared for the one triple pairing that I have yet to see out there: Kougaiji/Sanzo/Kami ^^ And yes, it may not all make sense…but as long as there’s slash… ::evil laughter:: Phantom away! ::whoosh!:: )