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Wei� Kreuz › General
Rating:
Adult +
Chapters:
10
Views:
1,737
Reviews:
3
Recommended:
0
Currently Reading:
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A/N:Good Minako! Review=good. (Even if your review is bad, it is good.) The rest of you=bad. Review this time.
Chibi Games
Devil in Disguise
That same night…
“…” was the only response Yohji could come up with for the horror that he was witnessing. It was surprising that Schu had even been able to speak! This was…this was…
In what was apparently the living room of Omi and Nagi’s apartment stood two giant computer screens. Each of them took an entire wall, and if Yohji hadn’t been so horrified he would have been thinking something dirty. Displayed on these screens was not something dirty, at least not in that sense, but something far, far more disturbing.
“Yohji-kun! Tell Nagi that my Mr. Kitty Poogle is cuter!” Omi was staring out the door with huge eyes. He seemed oblivious to the fact that he had just been busted in on, and far more interested in the creature on the screen on his side of the room.
“…” Yohji was impressed with his ability to articulate in this situation.
“Schuldig, I am certain you will be on my side. Draco the Cybunny is most definitely superior to that thing,” Nagi made a gesture towards the screens as if to say… “see?”.
“I told you not to look, Pookums. I warned you!” Schu was turned toward the hallway, no longer looking at the horrors contained in the chibi’s apartment.
“…what are you doing?” Hah! Now Yohji was *really* impressed with his speaking skills.
“Annihilating his neo-pet.” The two boys speaking in unison caused Yohji to slowly back out of the apartment.
“Ah…Nookie-bear…maybe we ought to come back later…”
Schuldig was still turned away from the apartment. The two ridiculously cute animal-type things displayed on the room-sized computer screens had shaken him. “I would normally agree…but the taxes?”
“Ah….but…did you…”
“We gave them peeps. Three pounds! They can damn well follow through on their part!”
“I’ll finish the taxes when you worship the glory of Mr. Kitty!”
“No. *I* will finish the taxes when you explain to him that Draco will definitively win this competition.”
Yohji had finally managed to turn away from the screens, the boys and the pyramid of peeps that had been between them, half eaten.
“…look, uhm, maybe we’ll talk to Aya then…and get Brad to do our taxes, that might be easier, don’t you think Nookie-Bear? And...Schu, if that’s what’s been inspiring them to go at it in our office; I think I’m going to need some therapy.”
“I’m going to need a toilet. And those screens *had* such lovely potential.”
Omi and Nagi had finally stopped obsessing long enough to realize what the two older men were talking about.
“What do you mean, going at it?” Omi asked warily.
“Yes. What *do* you mean?” Nagi asked, crossing his arms.
“What do we mean?! We mean, you two using our office for sex and leaving your lube in there! And today, we were just in the other room! That’s what we mean!” Schu was half tempted to use his telepathy, but he had become certain he didn’t want to know.
“For the last time!” Omi shouted loudly, voice screeching, “Nagi and I are JUST FRIENDS!”
Nagi turned away from his screen and glared at the men in the hallway. “Omi-kun and I have never, will never and do not want to be in a romantic relationship of any kind with each other. Please quit trying to use us for your sick fantasies!”
Yohji looked green. “Now *I’m* going to need that toilet.” The idea of those two…and sex had been vaguely disturbing but bearable before, them in a fantasy involving sex caused Yohji to feel something he hadn’t felt in years…not horny.
“You know, Yohji, I think you’re right, I think we’ll have better luck with Aya…I think he might be less delusional.”
“We are *just* FRIENDS,” Omi muttered turning back to his screen and typing on his wireless keyboard. “And Nagi-kun, no fair using telekinesis to do more than one thing at a time.”
“Fine, but you have to quit hacking into the system to get more neo-points.”
“Come on Schu, I’ve lost my appetite and we need to find Aya. He’ll do *anything* for money, we’ll just offer him some.”
“Hey brats! We want our peeps back!” Schu wasn’t really sure he did, but it was the principal of the thing.
“These were actually paid for with the household money, Schuldig-kun, so I think we’ll keep them. We need them for our bet!”
Now Schu was *really* sure he didn’t want to know. “Let’s go Yohji; I’m afraid I’ve lost my appetite as well. Which is too bad, I’m fairly certain it was my turn…” He thought about the two other boys, and starting the argument seemed pointless, he really *wasn’t* interested any more. That was it. Those two were going to pay.
Stay tuned: Will Schu and Yohji ever be able to have sex again? Will Omi and Nagi admit their feelings? Will Aya go on a date with Brad for money? Next Chapter:
Talking to Aya
Moody Blue
A/N: Also Minako my research for this chapter only consisted of about ten minutes of looking at various neo-pets, I just picked the ones I thought were cutest. I'm sure everyone else has other ideas, but those were the ones I liked best! ~Tart X
Chibi Games
Devil in Disguise
That same night…
“…” was the only response Yohji could come up with for the horror that he was witnessing. It was surprising that Schu had even been able to speak! This was…this was…
In what was apparently the living room of Omi and Nagi’s apartment stood two giant computer screens. Each of them took an entire wall, and if Yohji hadn’t been so horrified he would have been thinking something dirty. Displayed on these screens was not something dirty, at least not in that sense, but something far, far more disturbing.
“Yohji-kun! Tell Nagi that my Mr. Kitty Poogle is cuter!” Omi was staring out the door with huge eyes. He seemed oblivious to the fact that he had just been busted in on, and far more interested in the creature on the screen on his side of the room.
“…” Yohji was impressed with his ability to articulate in this situation.
“Schuldig, I am certain you will be on my side. Draco the Cybunny is most definitely superior to that thing,” Nagi made a gesture towards the screens as if to say… “see?”.
“I told you not to look, Pookums. I warned you!” Schu was turned toward the hallway, no longer looking at the horrors contained in the chibi’s apartment.
“…what are you doing?” Hah! Now Yohji was *really* impressed with his speaking skills.
“Annihilating his neo-pet.” The two boys speaking in unison caused Yohji to slowly back out of the apartment.
“Ah…Nookie-bear…maybe we ought to come back later…”
Schuldig was still turned away from the apartment. The two ridiculously cute animal-type things displayed on the room-sized computer screens had shaken him. “I would normally agree…but the taxes?”
“Ah….but…did you…”
“We gave them peeps. Three pounds! They can damn well follow through on their part!”
“I’ll finish the taxes when you worship the glory of Mr. Kitty!”
“No. *I* will finish the taxes when you explain to him that Draco will definitively win this competition.”
Yohji had finally managed to turn away from the screens, the boys and the pyramid of peeps that had been between them, half eaten.
“…look, uhm, maybe we’ll talk to Aya then…and get Brad to do our taxes, that might be easier, don’t you think Nookie-Bear? And...Schu, if that’s what’s been inspiring them to go at it in our office; I think I’m going to need some therapy.”
“I’m going to need a toilet. And those screens *had* such lovely potential.”
Omi and Nagi had finally stopped obsessing long enough to realize what the two older men were talking about.
“What do you mean, going at it?” Omi asked warily.
“Yes. What *do* you mean?” Nagi asked, crossing his arms.
“What do we mean?! We mean, you two using our office for sex and leaving your lube in there! And today, we were just in the other room! That’s what we mean!” Schu was half tempted to use his telepathy, but he had become certain he didn’t want to know.
“For the last time!” Omi shouted loudly, voice screeching, “Nagi and I are JUST FRIENDS!”
Nagi turned away from his screen and glared at the men in the hallway. “Omi-kun and I have never, will never and do not want to be in a romantic relationship of any kind with each other. Please quit trying to use us for your sick fantasies!”
Yohji looked green. “Now *I’m* going to need that toilet.” The idea of those two…and sex had been vaguely disturbing but bearable before, them in a fantasy involving sex caused Yohji to feel something he hadn’t felt in years…not horny.
“You know, Yohji, I think you’re right, I think we’ll have better luck with Aya…I think he might be less delusional.”
“We are *just* FRIENDS,” Omi muttered turning back to his screen and typing on his wireless keyboard. “And Nagi-kun, no fair using telekinesis to do more than one thing at a time.”
“Fine, but you have to quit hacking into the system to get more neo-points.”
“Come on Schu, I’ve lost my appetite and we need to find Aya. He’ll do *anything* for money, we’ll just offer him some.”
“Hey brats! We want our peeps back!” Schu wasn’t really sure he did, but it was the principal of the thing.
“These were actually paid for with the household money, Schuldig-kun, so I think we’ll keep them. We need them for our bet!”
Now Schu was *really* sure he didn’t want to know. “Let’s go Yohji; I’m afraid I’ve lost my appetite as well. Which is too bad, I’m fairly certain it was my turn…” He thought about the two other boys, and starting the argument seemed pointless, he really *wasn’t* interested any more. That was it. Those two were going to pay.
Stay tuned: Will Schu and Yohji ever be able to have sex again? Will Omi and Nagi admit their feelings? Will Aya go on a date with Brad for money? Next Chapter:
Talking to Aya
Moody Blue
A/N: Also Minako my research for this chapter only consisted of about ten minutes of looking at various neo-pets, I just picked the ones I thought were cutest. I'm sure everyone else has other ideas, but those were the ones I liked best! ~Tart X