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Hot Springs Encounter!
HOT SPRINGS ENCOUNTER!
by scourgify, © 21-1-2003
Disclaimer: charas not mine. Not responsible for mental stress caused by this fic. It\'s late, I\'ve had a hard week and this is the result from my rest deprived brain.
Oh, okay ... admit it, one never knows if they are OOC or in character. But I think that is the charm of the Saiyuki guys, and I never put it pass them to surprise me.
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Somewhere on their Journey to the West …
“Last one in is a sucker!” Goku yelled as he dashed down the slippery path towards the hot springs.
“That will be you, bakasaru!” Gojyo countered as he barrelled past the smaller boy.
They both stripped as they raced down the path, tossing random clothing towards unsuspecting wildlife.
“Ha, not likely, horny Kappa!” Goku leapt onto his back and pulled down a pair of underwear over Gojyo’s head, effectively blocking his vision. His (Goku’s) smelly underwear. Gojyo gagged and stumbled. He swore loudly as he yanked the offensive clothing off his face and was rewarded by a vision of a butt-naked Goku tearing down the path. He heard a loud splash, followed typical Goku-like yelps of pleasure as the 518 years old semi-youkai immersed himself in the rejuvenating properties of the hot springs.
Gojyo dive-bombed into the steaming pool. He landed on Goku’s back and the two soon got into a naked wrestling match. Very soon the more sedate figures of Sanzo and Hakkai joined then, but both quickly scurried to the other end of the pool, giving wide berth to the over-excited Goku and Gojyo.
A sudden noise made Gojyo look up. His mouth dropped open and his hands released its stranglehold on Goku. Goku surfaced with a splutter. Lo and behold, above them stood the scariest sight he had ever seen in his life. His eyes widened.
Kougaiji and Doku stared down at the pair. Goku and Gojyo stared back.
Kou and Doku were naked.
Butt bollocks naked.
They all stared at each other for a long, long time.
“WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING HERE?!” Gojyo and Doku yelled at each other.
“TO BATHE!” hollered Goku and Kou simultaneously.
“Fuck the hell off. We were here first,” snarled Goku, his golden orbs gleaming with blood thirst.
Kou kicked him in the chest. Goku screamed, and as he toppled backwards, he grabbed at the youkai prince’s long red tresses. They both fell into the pool with a loud splash.
“Kougaiji!” Doku drew his skull cleaving magic sword out of the thin air and dove after his youkai prince. Gojyo’s leg shot up into the air and caught at his midsection.
“Oh no, you don’t, brother dear,” Gojyo was determined not to let his half-brother win. Doku lost his balance and spun out of his graceful dive. His head cracked against the rocks (but being 100% youkai, the impact did not even dent his head). Gojyo snickered.
Meanwhile, Goku was having problems of his own.
“Kyah! Gerroffme, GERROFFME!” Goku twisted in panic as Kou landed on his chest. Kou was naked. Kou was straddling his chest. Goku almost died of a heart attack. Having one’s butt naked sworn enemy straddling one’s chest was one move never ever journalised in any Art of War Annals. Goku was petrified.
A shot rang out.
“Settle down, or I’ll kill all of you.” Sanzo slurred.
The fighters froze. All four head swivelled towards the corrupt monk. Four pairs of eyes widened.
Sanzo seemed to be in a blissed out state, his head thrown back against the rock, eyes unfocussed towards the heavens as he sat very, very close next to his favourite jeep driver. His youkai banishing Smith+Wesson curled smoke from its muzzle.
Hakkai seemed to be snickering to himself, his hands underwater. Suspiciously so. He noddnigmnigmatically. “What Sanzo means, you are not to disturb his meditation. He’s striving to reach Nirvana …”
The four quickly sat down and settled for death glare matches.
Presently Goku elbowed Gojyo on the ribs and muttered out of the corner of his mouth. “Your brother is giving me the creeps,”
“Hmm?” Gojyo said distractedly.
“He didn’t blink for the last three minutes!”
“Hmm,” Gojyo’s gaze was fixed on Doku.
“What is he? A lizard or something?”
“Youkai.”
“Uuuuuh. I guess you know him well, huh?”
“Uh huh. He’s 100% pure youkai.”
“What do you mean?”
“They’ve got barbed penis,”
“Argh,”
“To match their ears,” Gojyo raised an eyebrow. “You didn’t know? Oh, sorry, the youkai-limiter must have modified your penis as well!” He hollered with laughter.
Goku steamed with anger. “Very funny, haha.” He elbowed Gojyo. “What the hell you’d want a barbed penis for?”
“Heightened pleasure.”
“For whom?” Goku asked innocently.
“The partner,”
Goku made a face. “Eww. That’s gross,”
“It’s okay if both partners want it. It can be good actually,”
“I think I want to vomit,” Goku leapt out of the pool and dashed behind some bushes. Dry retching sounds broke through the stillness. He staggered back into the pool on jelly legs. “What the hell is he doing now?” Goku asked.
Doku was smirking at his half-brother while flexing his abs. Kou gave him a queer look, rolled his eyes and looked away. Doku’s abs flexing got more and more sinuous; his musculature rippled under his skin, he looked decidedly feline. Doku smiled, and his incisors gleamed. He waggled his eyebrows in a come hither manner.
Goku buried his face in his palms. “My eyes are bleeding. What the hell is he doing?”
Gojyo’s ever-present cigarette hung limply from his lips. He was entranced. Suddenly he stood up and looked pointedly at his half-brother. Goku turned his face at an inopportune time and nearly got his eye gouged out by Gojyo’s semi-erect penis.
“Gyaaah!” Goku clutched at his face in horror.
That startled Gojyo from his trance. He looked down at his member and quickly covered them with his hands. He gave an uncharacteristic yelp and scrambled out of the pool. He skedaddled out of there fast.
Doku gave a satisfied grin. He turned towards his youkai prince. “Excuse me, Kou. I have to attend to some … ah, pressing family matters,”
Kou nodded and brooded into the middle distance. Try as he might, he’d never understand the two. Oh, well, he’d better direct his energies into finding ways to get into Yaone\'s panties. Not that the buxom youkai needed much cajoling …
The stars shone brilliantly in the night skies. Sanzo, Hakkai, Goku and Kou remained in the pool, each lost in his own thoughts. Of the two half-brothers, well, that’s another story entirely …
~ End ~
Ventilate my head. Please.
by scourgify, © 21-1-2003
Disclaimer: charas not mine. Not responsible for mental stress caused by this fic. It\'s late, I\'ve had a hard week and this is the result from my rest deprived brain.
Oh, okay ... admit it, one never knows if they are OOC or in character. But I think that is the charm of the Saiyuki guys, and I never put it pass them to surprise me.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Somewhere on their Journey to the West …
“Last one in is a sucker!” Goku yelled as he dashed down the slippery path towards the hot springs.
“That will be you, bakasaru!” Gojyo countered as he barrelled past the smaller boy.
They both stripped as they raced down the path, tossing random clothing towards unsuspecting wildlife.
“Ha, not likely, horny Kappa!” Goku leapt onto his back and pulled down a pair of underwear over Gojyo’s head, effectively blocking his vision. His (Goku’s) smelly underwear. Gojyo gagged and stumbled. He swore loudly as he yanked the offensive clothing off his face and was rewarded by a vision of a butt-naked Goku tearing down the path. He heard a loud splash, followed typical Goku-like yelps of pleasure as the 518 years old semi-youkai immersed himself in the rejuvenating properties of the hot springs.
Gojyo dive-bombed into the steaming pool. He landed on Goku’s back and the two soon got into a naked wrestling match. Very soon the more sedate figures of Sanzo and Hakkai joined then, but both quickly scurried to the other end of the pool, giving wide berth to the over-excited Goku and Gojyo.
A sudden noise made Gojyo look up. His mouth dropped open and his hands released its stranglehold on Goku. Goku surfaced with a splutter. Lo and behold, above them stood the scariest sight he had ever seen in his life. His eyes widened.
Kougaiji and Doku stared down at the pair. Goku and Gojyo stared back.
Kou and Doku were naked.
Butt bollocks naked.
They all stared at each other for a long, long time.
“WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING HERE?!” Gojyo and Doku yelled at each other.
“TO BATHE!” hollered Goku and Kou simultaneously.
“Fuck the hell off. We were here first,” snarled Goku, his golden orbs gleaming with blood thirst.
Kou kicked him in the chest. Goku screamed, and as he toppled backwards, he grabbed at the youkai prince’s long red tresses. They both fell into the pool with a loud splash.
“Kougaiji!” Doku drew his skull cleaving magic sword out of the thin air and dove after his youkai prince. Gojyo’s leg shot up into the air and caught at his midsection.
“Oh no, you don’t, brother dear,” Gojyo was determined not to let his half-brother win. Doku lost his balance and spun out of his graceful dive. His head cracked against the rocks (but being 100% youkai, the impact did not even dent his head). Gojyo snickered.
Meanwhile, Goku was having problems of his own.
“Kyah! Gerroffme, GERROFFME!” Goku twisted in panic as Kou landed on his chest. Kou was naked. Kou was straddling his chest. Goku almost died of a heart attack. Having one’s butt naked sworn enemy straddling one’s chest was one move never ever journalised in any Art of War Annals. Goku was petrified.
A shot rang out.
“Settle down, or I’ll kill all of you.” Sanzo slurred.
The fighters froze. All four head swivelled towards the corrupt monk. Four pairs of eyes widened.
Sanzo seemed to be in a blissed out state, his head thrown back against the rock, eyes unfocussed towards the heavens as he sat very, very close next to his favourite jeep driver. His youkai banishing Smith+Wesson curled smoke from its muzzle.
Hakkai seemed to be snickering to himself, his hands underwater. Suspiciously so. He noddnigmnigmatically. “What Sanzo means, you are not to disturb his meditation. He’s striving to reach Nirvana …”
The four quickly sat down and settled for death glare matches.
Presently Goku elbowed Gojyo on the ribs and muttered out of the corner of his mouth. “Your brother is giving me the creeps,”
“Hmm?” Gojyo said distractedly.
“He didn’t blink for the last three minutes!”
“Hmm,” Gojyo’s gaze was fixed on Doku.
“What is he? A lizard or something?”
“Youkai.”
“Uuuuuh. I guess you know him well, huh?”
“Uh huh. He’s 100% pure youkai.”
“What do you mean?”
“They’ve got barbed penis,”
“Argh,”
“To match their ears,” Gojyo raised an eyebrow. “You didn’t know? Oh, sorry, the youkai-limiter must have modified your penis as well!” He hollered with laughter.
Goku steamed with anger. “Very funny, haha.” He elbowed Gojyo. “What the hell you’d want a barbed penis for?”
“Heightened pleasure.”
“For whom?” Goku asked innocently.
“The partner,”
Goku made a face. “Eww. That’s gross,”
“It’s okay if both partners want it. It can be good actually,”
“I think I want to vomit,” Goku leapt out of the pool and dashed behind some bushes. Dry retching sounds broke through the stillness. He staggered back into the pool on jelly legs. “What the hell is he doing now?” Goku asked.
Doku was smirking at his half-brother while flexing his abs. Kou gave him a queer look, rolled his eyes and looked away. Doku’s abs flexing got more and more sinuous; his musculature rippled under his skin, he looked decidedly feline. Doku smiled, and his incisors gleamed. He waggled his eyebrows in a come hither manner.
Goku buried his face in his palms. “My eyes are bleeding. What the hell is he doing?”
Gojyo’s ever-present cigarette hung limply from his lips. He was entranced. Suddenly he stood up and looked pointedly at his half-brother. Goku turned his face at an inopportune time and nearly got his eye gouged out by Gojyo’s semi-erect penis.
“Gyaaah!” Goku clutched at his face in horror.
That startled Gojyo from his trance. He looked down at his member and quickly covered them with his hands. He gave an uncharacteristic yelp and scrambled out of the pool. He skedaddled out of there fast.
Doku gave a satisfied grin. He turned towards his youkai prince. “Excuse me, Kou. I have to attend to some … ah, pressing family matters,”
Kou nodded and brooded into the middle distance. Try as he might, he’d never understand the two. Oh, well, he’d better direct his energies into finding ways to get into Yaone\'s panties. Not that the buxom youkai needed much cajoling …
The stars shone brilliantly in the night skies. Sanzo, Hakkai, Goku and Kou remained in the pool, each lost in his own thoughts. Of the two half-brothers, well, that’s another story entirely …
~ End ~
Ventilate my head. Please.