Sexbutt

The story of the story:


In my journey across the \'net, i\'ve found a great deal of terrible slash, and a fair amount of wonderful slash (which, I must say, is proportional to the quality of *everything* online). However, I have also found sites and comms (among them being LJ\'s antiyaoi (http://www.livejournal.com/community/antiyaoi), who proclaim that *all* slash is terrible, because the writers and readers of slash are deluded preverts.


Why yes. Yes we are.


To prove that point, have a ficlet. PWP sex (for you poor bastards who don\'t read much smut, that means that there is no semblance of a plot - just sex): check.

Feminization of male characters: check. Graphic prevert sex: check.


The statement that this is a work of humour, so if you don\'t have a sense of humour, step away from the fic: check.


Right then. Enjoy.


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Disclaimer: I hereby disclaim all ownership of these characters. I just like to play with them. No harm, no foul.



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The door swung open silently. \"I\'m hom-\" A red and pink blur sped from the backroom, and pounced.

\"Hey, Hakkai.\"

Green eyes widened. \"G-Gojyo? What are you…?\" Long, nimble fingers crept up his chest and over his shoulders, stripping the dark-haired man of his jacket and satchel before pinning him to the wall.

\"Happy anniversary, love.\" He ground his hips against Hakkai\'s leg, and grinned. \"Got you a present.\" The grin became a leer. \"Pretty sure it\'s your size, too.\"

That earned him an eyebrow. \"You… you perverted kappa. And how long did it take you to come up with that one?\"

Gojyo shrugged. \"Didn\'t have anything else to do. You weren\'t here.\"

\"Ke… Gojyo, I had to… tutor. Some kids. You know that I…\"

Gojyo leaned down, his long hair blocking out the rest of the world. \"I was bored.\" He ran his tongue along the rim of Hakkai\'s ear, relishing the shudder it caused. \"Make it up to me.\"

\"Ah… hai.\" He reached for Gojyo\'s face, then chuckled at the ink-stained fingers. \"Let me wash up first?\"

The redhead pulled back, the beginnings of a pout forming at the corner of his mouth. \"But…\"

\"Gojyo.\" Hakkai glanced down, blushing slightly, then peered up at the other man from beneath long eyelashes. \"Ink tastes terrible.\" He brought his head up, capturing Gojyo\'s mouth in a deep, gentle kiss. \"I\'ll be right there.\"

\"You\'d better be,\" Gojyo growled, undoing the first button on his shirt, \"or I\'ll start without you.\"

Hakkai had never washed his hands so fast in his life.

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\"You took too long. I unwrapped your present already.\" Hakkai\'s breath caught: Gojyo was sprawled naked across their bed, one hand describing a series of lazy figure-eights across his soft belly. The figure-eights drifted lower. \"You gonna stand there all day?\" Lower… \"Your loss.\"

This time, Hakkai pounced. \"I\'ll thank you not to get my toys all dirty before I get a chance to play with them.\" His eyes flashed a promise, and then there were no more words.

Hakkai seized Gojyo\'s mouth, sucking hungrily at the redhead\'s tongue, while Gojyo swiftly peeled off his shirt and pants. Hands explored muscular shoulders and strong arms, kneading and rubbing down curvaceous hips. Gojyo reached down and cupped Hakkai\'s heavy length. \"This all for me?\" he purred, pulling gently. Hakkai responded by sucking hard at the corner of Gojyo\'s jaw, drawing a gasp from reddening lips.

With a wicked gleam in his eye, Gojyo released his hold and rolled over, reaching for the bottle on the table by the bed. Watching Hakkai over his shoulder, Gojyo poured himself a palmful of slick, then knelt, one hand up against the wall, the other sliding between his legs. He ran the tip of one finger around the rim of his hole, then a second, then arched his back and slipped two fingers fully in. Hakkai groaned, stroking his aching cock as Gojyo slowly, deliberately fingerfucked himself, until he could take no more teasing.

Hakkai bent over and licked a long stripe up Gojyo\'s back, from his ass to the nape of his neck. Gojyo tossed his head back, flushed, and flattened both hands against the wall. \"…\'Kai…\"

Gojyo was tight and hot and slick and he moaned like a porn star as Hakkai fucked him, one hand on his hip, and the other reaching around, pinching tender nipples, dragging roughly over taunt muscles, flicking over his swollen clit, growling and groaning, then Gojyo was coming, hard, clawing at the wall as Hakkai pounded once, twice more, then shuddered over him and they both collapsed limply onto the mattress.

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Kendra snuggled into Tracy\'s embrace, practically purring. \"So. Happy anniversary, love.\" She rubbed gently at the red marks on Tracy\'s thighs, where the straps of the harness had dug in.

\"Mm. Love you.\" She idly played with a strand of Kendra\'s fiery hair. \"Five years, and this is still so strange.\" The redhead chuckled, and burrowed deeper. \"Don\'t you ever wonder…\"

\"Who we were, really? And when, and what our lives were like? Sure.\" Blindly, she patted the bedside table for the packet of Camels. \"But I figure, I loved a guy named Cho Hakkai when I was a guy named Sha Gojyo, and now, I\'m a woman named Kendra who loves a woman named Tracy. S\'all I need.\" She lit two cigarettes, and passed one to the brunette, who dragged deeply. \"Still. I think I miss my prostate.\"

\"Why you…\" Tracy laughed. \"Put that out, and I\'ll show you just why you don\'t.\"

\"Yes ma\'am!\"

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