Why Shoul Neko\'s Have Friends?

WHY SHOULD NEKO\'S HAVE FRIENDS?

Disclaimer: I own nothing! (except Setshua..he\'s all MINE!, the rest I wish I\'d own *pout*) lalalalalala *puts fingers in ears*
Series: Gundam Wing, Fruits Basket, Weiss Kreuz and Koko Wa Ai Nante (my own shounen ai/yaoi series ^__^)
Parings: Trowa/Quatre, Duo/Heero, Wufei(neko)/Omi(neko)
Warnings: Geez almost every thing, sex, cuteness, sillyness, wierdness..*giggles* yeah this fic is about as fucked up ya can imagine *shrugs* well enjoy it!
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It’s a rather rainy morning outside the Preventer’s apartment area.
Heero, Trowa and Neko Wufei sits by the kitchen table, enjoying their breakfast, Duo walks in yawning slightly while he stretches his arms above his head.
“Morning guys, morning Wu-kitty.” Duo said cheerily after he’d plopped himself down on a chair beside Heero, and ruffled the little Chinese Neko’s black hair.
“Don’t call me that !” Wufei hissed and batted after Duo’s hand with his paw.
“Good morning.” Quatre chirped merrily and poured some tea in his favourite cup and then sat down on the other side of Wufei’s chair.
“Hi Wu-kitty.” Quatre said softly and scratched Wufei behind his left ear.
“Hi..” Wufei purred and snuggled into Quatre’s touch, Duo sat and glared imaginary daggers at them.
‘Oh sure I can’t call him that, but Q can, but they’re kinda cute together.’ Duo thought and smiled against the rim of his coffee cup.
Wufei who was done with his breakfast, jumped down from his chair and walked out of the kitchen, leaving the others to talk about their up-coming missions and Quatre soon left to work at his office on the other side of the town.
Wufei heard the others getting ready to go to the Preventers HQ and he trotted up to them, he placed both his front paws as high up as he could reach on Trowa’s right leg and gave voice to a small sad ‘mew’, catching the boys attention.
Trowa picked the little neko up and held him close in his arms, Duo and Heero petted and scratched him, soothing him from their departure.
Wufei purred and playfully swatted at Trowa’s bang, looking up with his black eyes that clearly screamed: Please don’t leave me.
“Now, now Wufei we’ve been through this..” Heero said scratching the little neko under his chin while he looked him deep in his black eyes.
“Yeah, we’ll be back soon, don’t worry.” Duo said softly.
“I’ll bring you s treat, okay ?” Trowa asked and felt Wufei nuzzle closer into his chest.
“Okay.” Wufei said as Trowa put him down on the floor again.
“Bye bye Fei.” Duo said and ruffled Wufei’s hair on the way out, Wufei growled playfully and batted after their lose hanging jackets and Duo’s swinging braid, then the door closed behind the three boys and he was once again alone in the big apartment.
He went and sat on the red velvet plush cushion, placed on the window sill in one of the big windows in the living room and watched as time flew by in a hurricane pace and soon the little neko was lost in a warm cat nap.
He was awaken some time later when he felt someone scratching his tummy (don’t ask me why he’s sleeping on his back, normal cats wouldn’t but as we know Fei’s not normal), he slowly opened and focused his eyes on the smiling face of Heero Yuy.
“Did you have a nice nap Fei-chan ?” Heero asked as he picked the Chinese neko up and walked into the kitchen area where Duo sits by the table, reading a news paper.
Heero sat Wufei down in Duo’s lap, then went to the fridge and picked out a can of Tuna in tomato sauce, placed it on a plate then put it on the table in front of Duo and Wufei, then the violet eyed boy proceeded to feed the Chinese neko, who purred delightedly and took the offered treat gladly.
When Wufei were done eating/being fed, he hopped off of Duo’s lap, then he proceeded to go to his water bowl to have a drink then he began the process of cleaning his coat.
The door suddenly slammed signaling the other twos arrival, Wufei with keen senses bolted straight out in the small hall and up to Trowa and Quatre.
“Welcome home.” Wufei said and stroked his body against the two teens legs while he purred happily and wagging his tail slowly as he went.
“Thank you Fei.” Quatre said and kissed him on the top of his head.
“Here’s your treat, hope you like it.” Trowa said sweetly and placed a small box down on the floor in front of the curious neko, Wufei looked at the box for a minute, then he sniffed at it an tipped it over, a small sky blue ball rolled out making a slight jingling sound, which triggered his hunting instincts and he immediately started to chase it.
“Take it that he likes it koi.” Quatre said as he and Trowa watched as Wufei ran and playfully growled and batted after the small ball.
“I guess he does Angel.” Trowa said and placed a soft kiss on his blond lovers lips.
“Dinners done !” Duo yelled from the kitchen and soon the four boys sat talking about this and that’s, that happened during their day, while they were enjoying a wonderful meal consisting of smoked salmon, potatoes and cream sauce.
Suddenly a small ‘mew’ sounded just from between Quatre and Heero’s chairs, drawing everyone’s attention down on the floor, where Wufei sat with the little ball in his mouth, looking up with huge pleading eyes, Quatre gently took the ball from Wufei and threw it in a straight line in the kitchen and the little neko ran after it, then Quatre turned his attention back to his meal, but it didn’t take long until another ‘mew’ sounded from just beside him.
Wufei jumped up in Quatre’s lap and swiftly took a piece of the fish an then quickly hopped down again and ran away.
“Wait, stop Wufei !” Quatre shouted after him, but the little mischief decided not to listen, luckily Heero was swift enough and grabbed Wufei by the scruff of his neck and lifted him, hitting him lightly on the nose, making him drop the tasty fish he’d taken.
“Sorry but that’s not good food for you Fei.” Heero said softly and scratched Wufei behind his right ear, but Wufei hissed and scratched Heero across his cheek, then plopped down on the floor and walked out of the kitchen hanging his ears.
“You okay Hee-chan ?” Duo asked as the Perfect Soldier gingerly touched his wounded cheek, looking mildly surprised.
“I’m fine, just worried about Wufei he’s a bit moody and a mischief, he has never done anything like this before..” Heero said as Duo placed a pad over his scratch.
“I think he needs a friend, I mean think about it, were gone all day and I thinks he’s getting lonely.” Trowa said as he watched out through the doorway and noticed Wufei on his way to use the leather loveseat as a scratching post.
Duo catching Trowa’s glance, stormed out and quickly grabbed Wufei just as he’d sat his sharp claws in the smooth leather surface.
“You little fiend, Fei don’t do that please.” Duo said as he sat him down on the floor again, Wufei nodded and walked off to his favorite sitting place in the window on his cushion.
“Tomorrows Friday, we can look for a friend for him then.” Quatre suggested, he was free on Fridays, his sisters would take care of their company on the weekends.
“Sounds good enough..” Duo said as he placed the dishes in the washer.
“I’ll stay home and make sure he wont tear the house down.” Heero said and exited the kitchen to look for the little neko.
Heero found Wufei fast asleep on his cushion in the window with the small blue ball resting against his right paw, the picture looked completely kawaii and cobalt eyed teen decided to leave him be.
The following morning little Wufei walked into the kitchen, stopped a brief moment and stretched his front legs forward and rose his bum lightly and yawned before he returned to the normal position and continued on his path into the kitchen, the only one present was Heero, who sat drinking coffee and read the news paper.
Wufei cocked his head to the right, pondering a little before he hopped up into Heero’s lap with a small ‘mew, signaling the Perfect Soldier that he was in the room.
Heero gently patted Wufei on the head, then gave him some cream on a plate, watching Wufei gulp it down with a delighted purr.
“Where are the others ?” Wufei then asked as he sat cleaning himself, down on the floor beside Heero’s chair.
“There just out shopping, they’ll be home soon, don’t worry Fei-chan.” Heero answered and scratched Wufei under his chin.
“Oh okay.” Wufei sighed and leaned into Heero’s gentle touch.

-OUT SIDE THE PET SHOP-

Trowa, Quatre and Duo stands by one of the big windows, looking at the neko’s frolicking around in the big box that they were held in.
One of them however, it had a light creamed coat, a shock of blond unruly hair and huge blue eyes, was curious about the three boys looking at it and it’s friends, from outside the big window, the little neko walked up to the window and stood up on it’s hind legs, placing both it’s small front paws on the glass, looking at them while he ‘mewed’ curiously.
The three teens were immediately caught by it’s adorable sweetness and it’s curiosity was somewhat a treat.
They walked inside for a closer inspection, the neko’s were all to cute for their own good, but the trio had all ready decided to take the cute blond one, but all eyes were soon set on two more.
One of the other neko’s sat in the far corners playing with a stuffed mouse toy, it had a white coat with big black splotches and a mop of hair in the similar fashion and steel grey eyes.
The other one was currently engaged in a fun play-fight with another neko, it had a tabby coat and a long mane of blood red hair with some orange stripes in it and azure blue playful eyes.
“I’ll go call the shop keeper, you make bonds with our new pets.” Duo said and walked over to the desk where the shop keeper stood, they talked for a while, Duo pointing towards the neko’s and his friends.
The blond neko walked up to Trowa and lightly sniffed on the hand the Latin bishounen hand stretched out into the box, it started to purr and stroked it’s cheek against Trowa’s hand.
“He sort of reminds me of a sertant someone.” Trowa whispered in Quatre’s ear, making the blond blush in deep scarlet.
A small ‘mew’ caught their attention and they looked to their left where the tabby colored neko sat watching, but it’s attention was soon drawn away from them as the black and white neko pounced on him and they were lost in a play-fight.
Duo walked up to them with three traveling boxes for cats and smiled broadly.
“All set, let’s get home before we buy anymore of these cute critters.” Duo commented as he gently put the tabby neko inside one of the boxes.
On the way home they discussed names of their new neko’s: the blond one was named Omi, the black/white one Haru and the tabby Setshua.
“Were home, Heero, Fei, where are you ?” Quatre asked as he and the other two stepped inside of their apartment.
“Living room.” Heero’s shout was heard from that direction and the three boys headed there, Heero sat comfortably in the loveseat with Wufei resting in his lap while the couple were watching an old movie.
“We got a surprise for you Wufei.” Duo chirped as he peaked into the living room area, Wufei lifted his head and meowed curiously.
Then the three boys stepped inside carrying the boxes, they sat them down onto the floor, when Wufei approached the strange boxes curiously, Duo and Trowa opened the boxes and the three other neko’s walked out cautiously, curiously taking in their new surroundings.
Omi the most friendly and adventurous of the new trio, spotted Wufei a few meters away, he trotted up to him and stroked his cheek gently against Wufei’s and meowed friendly, though the respond in kind wasn’t just as friendly, Wufei hissed and swatted Omi over his left eye, Omi screeched and ran, hiding himself behind Trowa’s legs.
Heero lectured Wufei once again and the Chinese neko left the room with his ears fanning the sides of his head, Trowa soothed little Omi and the other two neko’s was exploring their new home.
“This is going to be harder that we expected.” Trowa said as he gently petted the blond neko who purred with appreciation.
The weeks went on and the three new neko’s settled in nicely and Wufei slowly learned to tolerate them and he made good friends with Haru but whenever Omi tried to be friendly it ended up in a huge fight, that made every little aspect much worse and to top it all, the Preveters noticed having four neko’s was more job than they had bargained for.
Quatre sat down with a big ‘thump’ on the living room couch and sighed heavily, he had for the 12th time, saved the peach pink silk curtains hanging in his and Trowa’s bedroom, from being shred by curious neko claws and were considering to just let them have their way with them, he could always ask his sister to make some new ones anyway.
Suddenly a soft ‘mew’ sounded from the kitchen, followed by a loud crash and Trowa’s slightly demanding voice.
“Omi get down from the cabinet.”
“But I’m hungry..” Omi wined as Trowa set him down on the floor.
“I’ll fix you something to eat in a sec.” Trowa promised and picked out a bag with fried meat and just as the second the bag was open all the remaining neko’s ran into the kitchen, crowding around the Latin boy’s legs while meowing and trying to distract him so that they could get their food faster.
When the meal was set on plates and placed on the floor with the neko’s waiting patiently Trowa simply stated: dig in and all the neko’s bolted for the food, which disappeared in a matter of seconds.
After the meal the neko’s went on doing other stuff, Wufei went looking for his sky blue ball, he found it being played with by Omi, he trotted up to him and hissed while raising the hairs on his back.
“That’s mine.” Wufei hissed and glared at the blond ball stealer.
Duo walked in on the scene and sighed, it was getting late and he was definitely not in the mood to pry Wufei off of the smaller neko.
“Sharing is caring Wuffles, don’t be such a wet rag.” Duo said and gave the Chinese neko a unhappy glare.
“Okay Duo.” Wufei said and gave Omi the ball, then he went after the retreating form of the braided American, but suddenly he was tackled by a very playful Omi, who very lightly tugged on his left ear and then took off running, Wufei glowered then he ran after him, Omi looked after him, though that was a big mistake, when he turned his head back, he had no chance or time stopping and he crashed directly into a small table and knocked down the small vase standing on top of it and at the same time Wufei bumped into him from behind, making both get wet with the water when the vase hit the floor and shattered into a million pieces.
Heero and Trowa ran into the room when they heard the loud crash.
“Oh my.” Trowa said holding one hand over his mouth as he took in the mess, he walked up to the somewhat dazed and wet neko’s and picked them up, while Heero took care of the mess on the floor.
“What happened to you ?” Haru asked as Trowa sat towelling the two wet neko’s coats in the bathroom, Wufei was first so Omi had begun to clean himself, trying to get the wetness away from his body and fix his ruffled coat.
“We were just playing, when we accidentally ran into a table with a vase on it, knocking it down onto us.” Omi explained as he licked his right paw.
“Excuse me, you ran into it.” Wufei hissed at him.
“Yeah but you ran into me !” Omi hissed back, his blue eyes shimmering with anger.
“Stop bickering or there will be no treats for you.” Trowa huffed out slightly irritated as he sat Wufei down and picked Omi up.
“Treats where, where ?” the three neko’s asked in unison and looked around, Trowa just sighed and started to towel Omi’s body off lightly.
Getting no answer Wufei and Haru just shrugged and walked out of the big bathroom and into the kitchen.
“Trowa, why doesn’t Wufei like me ?” Omi asked as Trowa started to towel his hair.
“I think he does, he just shows it differently.” Trowa answered and stroked away the bangs in front of Omi’s eyes.
“How will I make him show me ?” Omi asked and locked his blue eyes in Trowa’s green ones.
“Just follow your heart.” Trowa answered and sat him down on the floor.
“Okay !” Omi whispered with a faint smile on his lips.

-LATER THE SAME NIGHT-

Duo and Heero was laying snuggled up together naked in their king-sized bed , exploring each others bodies with gentle touches, Duo’s mouth then travelled lower on Heero’s flushed body, gently kissing his collarbone and then he suckled on a light brown nipple, teasing it with a few flicks of his tongue then biting gently.
“Duo.” Heero whispered, his voice heavy with desire.
“Yes love, what is it ?” Duo purred, his hot breath tickling sensuously over the Japanese boy’s sensitive nipple.
“I need you inside me NOW !!” Heero pleaded and emphasised the meaning by reaching down and squeeze Duo’s manhood, making Duo gasp.
“As you wish Hee-chan.” Duo purred as he slicked two fingers with strawberry scented lube and pushed them inside of the writing body beneath and started to stretch his lovers tight hole.
Though the nice mood was soon interrupted, the two lovers heard a curious ‘mew’ sounding from their door way, Duo turned his head and spotted Setshua sitting there with his head cocked to his side and big eyes looking curiously on the two boys on the bed.
“Duo no, don’t stop..” Heero pleaded with desperation.
“I wont let him watch, he might get ideas.” Duo said as he pulled his fingers free from the Perfect Soldiers body and rose to get up and out of bed.
Heero levelled himself up on his elbows and glared at the tabby neko.
“He’s just a cat !” Heero almost growled as Duo picked Setshua up and then came back into bed and laid beside Heero.
“He’s a half breed and he’s staying with us tonight weather you like it or not.” Duo said determent as he snuggled up to his lover with Setshua resting by their feet.
Heero glared at the small neko by the end of their bed who yawned and purred happily, it had just happen to be little Setshua’s faith to be a little out of the line, he had a very hard time to trust people and often just liked to stay around the braided ex-pilot for love, affection and trust.
“Taku, I guess I much as well deal with it.” Heero muttered under a breath then placed an arm securely around Duo’s waist, smiled just a fraction and fell asleep.

-MORNING-

Trowa stepped out of the bathroom, wearing nothing else but a pair of faded blue jeans and walked into the kitchen, it was a bright Sunday morning and Quatre stood making blueberry waffles humming on Shakira’s; Underneath your clothes, when suddenly he felt strong arms encircle his waist gently and a soft kiss being placed on the left side of his neck.
“Morning Tenshi.” Trowa whispered seductively into the blond Arabs ear.
“Morning Trowa.” Quatre whispered back as he turned in his lovers arms and nuzzled into his broad, smooth chest.
Suddenly a blue of black and light cream colour rushed into the kitchen area.
“I don’t want to play!” Wufei howled as he ran around the lovers legs in a attempt to get rid of his chaser.
“Oh c’mon it’ll be fun.” Omi said cheerfully and tackled Wufei to the ground and landed on top of him while he playfully tugged at his black hair.
“GET OFF OF ME !!” Wufei shouted and pushed Omi off of him and started to chase him around the room, trying to bite the smaller neko’s tail off.
“Oh for Pete’s sake their fighting again.” Duo sighed as he watched Wufei finally get a hold on Omi’s tail and proceeded to drag the poor blond around by it, Haru and Setshua who entered with Duo and Heero, spotted the pair and decided to help out, but unfortunately Haru was also short tempered ended up with dragging both of them into the fight instead.
“Okay let’s stop this before we’ll get a blood bath..” Heero said gruffly and pried Haru off of poor Omi’s back, while Trowa gently lifted Omi and soothed him, Duo took Setshua while Quatre took Wufei by the scruff of his neck and glared him in the eyes.
“We were going to take you to the park.” Quatre said as he put the Chinese neko back on the ground beside Omi.
“But since you decided to be bad, maybe not.” Duo said and shook his head sadly, though the boys knew that they would take them along anyway, coz the neko’s were to cute to say no to.
And two hours later they were off, the trip to the park took about fifteen minutes and the neko’s were half asleep in the car, Haru used Wufei as a pillow and for once the black neko didn’t mind at all.
“We’re here, wake up sleepy heads.” Duo called to the neko’s, who was up and frolicking around within seconds.
“Aren’t they cute Trowa ?” Quatre asked as he spotted Haru and Setshua chasing a butterfly to the left of them on their right Omi was eating grass and actually got tickled by a long straw to his nose and sneezed forcefully and toppled over.
Wufei was playing with Duo’s braid, playfully tugging at it, little did he know that he actually was disturbing Duo and Heero from making out, but he had so much fun.
“Fei please, go play with the others, we wish to be alone.” Duo said softly while he scratched Wufei’s left ear.
“Okay I will.” Wufei said as he gave one last tug on his favourite toy, then he trotted away from the pair and soon enough he encountered a strange black and white squirrel, he hissed at it, it turned and Wufei got sprayed.
“Oh no Wufei, why must he always provoke the skunks.” Quatre sighed and got up from the bench and started to walk up to the foul smelling neko and of course he made the mistake of picking him up, making the smell get stuck on himself too.
“Okay we’re leaving now.” Quatre yelled to his fellow comrades as he held his nose in one hand and clutched onto Wufei with the other.
It was a quick and smelly ride back to the apartment, the moment the door was open Quatre rushed to the bathroom and filled the tub with hot water, then undressed and got himself and Wufei down into it, all the while the little neko was struggling.
“Sit still.” Quatre huffed out and poured water over Wufei’s head then he started to put shampoo into his hair, Wufei just hissed.
“You can hiss all you want, but neither of us is gonna leave until the stench is gone.” Quatre said as he poured more water over Wufei’s head rinsing out the suds from the Chinese neko’s hair, it was about now Wufei noticed that Haru sat on the toilet seat watching the pair in the tub.
“What ?” Wufei huffed out, staring on him.
“Oh, you two just look funny like this.” Haru said surveying the pair in the tub more closely, who both looked at each other and blushed.
“HARU GET OUT !!” they screamed in unison and Haru scampered out chuckling loudly.
Three hours and two new fillings with water later, the two stepped out of the bathroom and down into the living room where the others sat eating dinner and watching ‘Liar liar’.
“There you are, I was afraid you’ve drowned.” Trowa said as Quatre sat down beside him in the loveseat and kissed him on the cheek.
“No worries Trowa, he just scratched me and wailed but none of us drowned.” Quatre said sarcastically and started to put food on a plate.
Wufei decided he didn’t like the movie and walked out of the room, went into the library , picked out his favourite book and started to read, after some time he got tired of that too, he started to clean himself when he heard paw steps approach.
“Do you need help washing your back ?” Omi asked gently and locked his blue eyes in Wufei’s black.
“Uh...sure..” Wufei said blushing slightly.
Omi started to wash Wufei’s back gently and the lower his tongue went the hotter the air seemed to rise in the small library and Wufei bit back a small moan as Omi now worked his lower back as he held his own motions still, barely licking his held up paw, as he enjoyed Omi’s actions.
Then the tongue withdrew and Wufei sighed regretfully at it’s loss.
“I’m finished..” Omi said with a slight blush staining his cheeks as he straightened his posture.
“Thank you.” Wufei whispered as he turned around to face Omi, his very apperant arousal jutting out between his legs, but thankfully he noticed Omi sported the same thing, an silence entered the room as the two neko’s starred at each other, then all of a sudden Omi leaned forward and kissed Wufei lightly on the lips.
“What was that for ?” Wufei asked as their kiss ended.
“It was because I like you allot.” Omi answered and tangled his tail in Wufei’s.
“I guess I really like you too, but was afraid to tell you.” Wufei taking his gaze away from Omi’s, then he gently nuzzled his chin to Omi’s right shoulder.
“Wufei, would you let me make love to you ?” Omi asked barely in a whisper as he leaned into Wufei’s touch.
“Oh god, yes Omi.” Wufei moaned and at that instant his lips was caught with Omi’s who pushed him onto the floor, toping him, he gently brought their pelvises together and they both gasped at the friction it caused, they started to explore their bodies with gentle touches of their paws, finding extra sensitive spots and remembering them as their paws kept exploring, Wufei latched onto the left side of Omi’s cream coloured neck, making the blond moan out loud, bucking his hips into Wufei’s, hearing him echo his own moan.
“Omi Please.. I need you inside me now.” Wufei begged breathlessly and licked Omi’s neck to hightighten his desperation for his blue eyed lover.
“Just a sec, we need something, I don’t want to hurt you..” Omi said as he withdrew from Wufei’s body and went in search for lubricant, he came back pretty fast, carrying a small bottle of hand lotion, he then sat down on his knees and kissed Wufei with all the passion he could muster and at the same time slid two fell lubricated fingers into his lovers virgin hole, slowly stretching him, though Wufei would have nothing of that, he started to thrust back against the fingers, begging his lover to hurry up, Omi withdrew his fingers, slathered a generous amount of lotion onto his heated arousal and the positioned himself at Wufei’s entrance, then slowly pushed inside, when he was fully seated he felt Wufei’s muscles constrict around him and a soft whimper left Wufei’s throat.
“It hurts Omi, and it’s uncomfortable but it feels good.” Wufei panted and managed to flash a small smile, locking his eyes in Omi’s, seeing lust and love in them.
“Let’s make it more pleasurable then.” Omi said hoarsely and in one swift move he reverted their position, with Wufei now straddling his lap, making the penetration go deeper and it hit Wufei’s pleasure spot, making him gasp in pleasure, then he gently started move up and down on Omi’s girth.
“Omi harder, I’m so close, god yes.” Wufei moaned as he literary bounced up and down in Omi’s lap while Omi himself thrusted up into Wufei, meeting each thrust the other boy made.
“Oh Fei, you feel so good.” Omi chanted and gripped Wufei’s hips tighter, then it suddenly felt like all heat was gathered into his groin, and then escaped in blinding pleasure and his seed coated Wufei’s bowels marking him as his, Omi’s climax sent Wufei over the edge with him, Wufei shouted wordlessly as his seed erupted, coating Omi’s stomach and chest as well as Wufei’s own stomach.
“Ai shiteru Wu-chan, Itsoumademo.” Omi whispered as he stroked away a few strands of jet black hair that had plastered itself onto Wufei’s face.
“Wo ai ni Omittchan, zutto and sorry for being such an ass.” Wufei said softly as he rested his head on Omi’s chest, sighing in his aftermath.
“It’s who you are and I love you for it, no matter what.” Omi said and held Wufei closer, feeling him smile against his skin.
And so peace finally settled in, in the Preventers apartment..

-OWARI-


Nin: So what did ya think? bad? good? silly?, crazy?..please R&R and tell me!