I Just Wanna ...

DISCLAIMER: Don\'t own PoT ...if I did the boys would AT LEAST be legal!

Dragonblade: Cries I feel like such a PEDOPHILE!

Kurai: Pats her shoulder You made YuukiSan blush, it\'s not that bad ...and now she is tickling me! Squeals

Dragonblade: This is a PURE PWP between Inui and Kaidoh ...my favorite pairing I might add ...no 13 year old should be THAT DAMN BUILT! drools over Kaidoh. God damn I\'m a Pedophile!

Kurai: Just read, and please review!

NOTE: I finally remembered long enough to change Momo\'s eye colour. It was bugging me cause his eyes are NOT brown, they\'re purple, how I made that mistake, I will never know.
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I just Wanna ... (Inui x Kaidoh)

The shrill school bell echoed through the long empty hallways at the end of the second morning class, signaling a break from study. The Seigaku students filed out of their classes for lunch; waves of black and pastel green filled the hallways.

The regulars, who used to sit scattered throughout the cafeteria, found themselves all gravitating to the same table. Over the space of five minutes they all congregated at the table, passing a casual greeting before sitting down to eat. Seven of the nine usual players surrounded the table; one who was missing, their Captain, was still away in Germany for medical treatment.

Eiji and Oishi sat shoulder to shoulder across from Ryoma, who was next to Momo. An empty chair sat next to Eiji and Inui was next to that.

He had insisted they save a seat for Kaidoh, who was running un-usually late.

Ryoma took a long pull from his juice as the viper walked into the lunchroom. He raised an eyebrow when he noticed the thin wires leading from Kaidoh’s ears to the pocket of his uniform pants.

Music? Ryoma puzzled, since when?

The viper sat down in the vacant chair between Eiji and Inui, dropping his bento onto the table. He hummed softly as he adjusted his chair.

All of a sudden he let out a quiet, “I just wanna be a naughty boy, naughty boy …” [1]

The ones in his immediate area heard the quietly whispered lyric. Eiji, too busy rambling to Oishi, simply ignored the sentence he barely understood. Inui’s head snapped violently in Kaidoh’s direction, his almond eyes [2] widening dramatically behind his square glasses. Ryoma, who understood the lyric clearly, choked on the Ponta he was about to swallow. The deep-green haired youth spasmed as he attempted to withhold his laughter.

Kaidoh, typically, ignored everything around him as he took the headphones out and turned off the player.

Momoshiro noticed his small companions face turning red and decided to help, placing one hand on Ryoma’s back he said, “Echizen, swallow!”

Unfortunately, this made Ryoma laugh even harder. Completely giving up, he fountained his Ponta across the table and dropped sideways off of his chair, howling with laughter.

Eiji threw his own chair back as the purple liquid almost splattered him, holding his own bento protectively over his head. Oishi reacted the same, his own bento held above his left shoulder. Kaidoh simply removed his lunch from the spray radius without seemingly noticing, and when the liquid settled onto the tabletop he placed the bento back down and continued eating.

“Ochibi!” Eiji squealed, checking to make sure his lunch was un-violated.

Momo peered down at the freshman, who was making a spectacle of himself. The green-haired boy clutched at his sides as he hyperventilated; his laughter was silent, save for the occasional sharp intake of breath.

“Echizen? Echizen? RYOMA!” Momo cried, bending down to poke the others legs, which were still on the chair.

Oishi braced himself on the table as he peered over the opposite end, “is he okay?”

Kawamura peered around Momo, “what’s that noise?”

“I think he’s …” Oishi started, trailing off in disbelief.

“…Laughing …” Momoshiro finished.

“What’s so funny!?” Eiji whined, wanting to know what had made their ochibi react in such a way.

Ryoma was only able to point; the others followed the direction of his finger.

All eyes landed on Kaidoh, who was watching the spectacle with his normal calm detachment.

“What?” He growled.

“Was his singing that bad?” Momo asked.

“Shut up, monkey!” Kaidoh hissed. [3]

“No! No!” Ryoma gasped, still laughing. He kicked his legs off of the chair and threw his arms onto the table to pull himself up [4], “not his …singing …oh gods it burns!” He wiped his eyes as he hauled himself to his feet. He took one look at the wide-eyed Kaidoh and burst into a whole new round of laughter.

When his laughter subsided he noticed the entire cafeteria watching them and quickly composed himself …for the moment.

“What’s so funny!” Eiji demanded.

“You didn’t hear him?”

Six blank faces looked back at him; Kaidoh rolled his eyes, letting out a snake-like hiss before returning to his lunch.

Ryoma snorted in laughter and translated the lyric.

Eiji’s eyes widened before he collapsed onto the lunch table laughing almost hysterically. Oishi blushed lightly, smirking enough to quirk a corner of his mouth. Kawamura blushed lightly as well and Fuji reminded himself to share the entertaining story with Tezuka next time he e-mailed him. Momo gaped at the viper before laughing quite loudly. Kaidoh simply gaped, he hadn’t been able to understand the entire English lyric, but he liked the beat and the sounds were easy enough for him to mimic. A deep blush slowly crept across his cheeks as his teammates gaped at him.

“You didn’t know, did you Kaidoh-senpai?” Ryoma asked, his shoulders jerking as he tried not to laugh.

“Urusai!” The viper abruptly stood from his chair and turned to leave.

“Kaidoh,” Inui’s calm voice rose behind him.

He blushed even deeper, letting out a growl low enough that the ones NOT howling with laughter could hear, and left the lunchroom.

Inui grinned wickedly, his glasses flashing in the light. He quickly finished his lunch and excused himself.

Kaidoh stalked the bathroom, his hands stuffed into the pockets of his uniform pants. He paced in front of the mirror, waiting for the bright red blush to fade.

It wasn’t fading.

Flicking an irritating lock of hair out of his eyes, he stopped and glared heatedly at the mirror; he KNEW Momo would never let him live it down.

Ever.

The door to the male’s bathroom opened and Kaidoh spun around, hands coming up in fists. He expected Momo to follow him sooner or later to taunt him.

Instead of violet eyes and a sarcastic grin, square glasses and a calm expression met his heated glare.

His expression softened in shock, “Inui-senpai?”

The hell? His heart beat rapidly, making his face brighten in colour. He momentarily pressed his hand to the left side of his chest, hoping that his heart wouldn’t burst through his rib cage.

“Yes Kaidoh?” Inui asked, turning to the mirror to adjust his uniform.

“Uh …nothing,” He shrugged mentally, wondering why he thought it strange to find a male in the male’s bathroom. He turned back towards the mirror, glaring up through his bangs at his reflection. The fact that his cheeks were still flaming red made him pause in thought. Tilting his head he realized that his face was not originally THAT red.

I’m blushing because of Inui-senpai! The hell? His conscience internally squawked.

Concentrating on himself, Kaidoh completely missed Inui moving. He realized with a jump that the senpai was behind him. Inui had slipped his hands around his waist, fingers teasing the bottom of his black blazer.

“Senpai?” His voice cracked as he spun around.

“Yes Kaidoh?” Inui replaced his hands, pushing the viper’s hips back against the sink.

“What are you doing?”

Inui cocked his head, grinning, “one hundred percent likely I’m trying to seduce you.”

Kaidoh blushed almost purple, “nani?”

“Were those lyrics true?”

“Lyrics?” Kaidoh mumbled, distracted by his senpai’s body pressed to his own.

“That you want to be a naughty boy?” Without waiting for a reply, Inui ducked slightly and kissed Kaidoh. He forced the younger male’s mouth open and pressed his tongue inside.

Kaidoh, completely caught off guard, allowed the other to kiss him.

When his mind caught up, he melted into the kiss, fighting back with Inui. He pressed his own tongue against the others and forced them both into Inui’s mouth. The taller male hummed low in his throat, pleased that the younger male was responding.
Kaidoh grabbed the taller male by the arms as he was lifted onto the counter, grunting lightly when his behind smacked the cold counter. [5] Inui forced the viper’s legs open and pressed between them. He tilted Kaidoh’s hips and pulled him forward enough so he could feel the others growing arousal against his own.

Kaidoh pushed back Inui’s shoulders, “wait!” He gasped.

“Why?” Inui resumed the kiss, nipping the viper’s bottom lip

Kaidoh firmly pushed him back, “someone might walk in!” He had meant for them to stop completely, but Inui had no such plan.

“Right,” he pulled Kaidoh off of the counter and dragged him into a stall.

He closed and locked the door, knowing that people unintentionally walked in on one another. He pushed Kaidoh against the wall, pressing himself flush against the smaller male. Kaidoh gasped as his back hit the wall and Inui pressed himself to him.
Inui was glad the stalls were large and the doors extended to he floor. He had seen pictures of Western style bathroom stalls and was not too impressed.

Their oral fight continued as Inui unbuckled Kaidoh’s blazer.

“Inui-senpai!” Kaidoh gasped, trying to get his elders attention.

“What is it Kaidoh?” Inui’s teeth found the younger male’s pulse, grazing it.

“Are we …” his sentence trailed off into a groan as Inui ground their hips together.

“Possibly.”

Kaidoh let his head fall back as Inui explored the expanse of his neck, teeth grazing the sensitive flesh. With the uniform shirt open, he was able to get at the bottom of Kaidoh’s neck, latching onto the juncture where he proceeded to leave a mark.

Returning the favor, Kaidoh removed his hands from around his senpai’s neck and unhooked Inui’s blazer. The white shirt commonly worn underneath was the next to open. Kaidoh fanned his hands across Inui’s broad chest, his fingers brushed the older male’s nipples and he gasped lightly against Kaidoh’s neck. Liking the noises he was able to draw from his senpai, Kaidoh continued to tease Inui’s chest.

When the mark on Kaidoh’s neck was good and visible, Inui drew back, his eyes lingering on the forming bruise that marked Kaidoh as his own. He ran a hand through his dark hair before undoing the younger male’s white uniform shirt.

Watching the other, Kaidoh became bothered that he could not see Inui’s eyes clearly. Long fingers plucked the frames from the taller’s face, holding them out wide.

Deep green eyes glinted mischievously up at him. Inui shrugged out of his blazer and shirt and, taking his glasses from Kaidoh, placed them in the shirt and pushed them out of harms way.

When he turned back, Kaidoh grabbed his shoulders and pulled him down to himself. Inui braced himself against the wall on either side of Kaidoh’ head as he continued to kiss the younger male.
A hand slowly snaked its way down to cup Kaidoh through his pants, massaging.

Kaidoh groaned into the kiss, flexing his hips against Inui’s hand. He unbuttoned the black pants and slowly slid the zipper down, letting the tips of his fingers feather down the younger male’s length.

Kaidoh growled, nipping Inui’s bottom lip, “don’t tease!”

“So eager,” Inui chuckled.

Kaidoh grabbed the senpai’s hand and pressed it firmer against his groin.

“Very eager,” he took the hint and grabbed the other tightly through his boxers.

Kaidoh let out a light hiss of pleasure before rocking his hips and kissing Inui roughly. Inui pushed the other male’s pants down past his rear and dipped his hand into his green [6] boxers, stroking him firmly.

“For this to work,” Inui murmured against Kaidoh’s lips, “you have to make me wet.”

The youngers eyes widened, “what?”

“Like this,” Inu dropped to his knees. He freed the others erection from his boxers and proceeded to show him how to make one wet.

He trailed his tongue up the entire length before circling the head. Kaidoh moaned loudly and bucked his hips as Inui closed his lips around the crown and flicked his tongue back and forth across the tip.

While he preoccupied Kaidoh with his mouth, he freed himself from his pants and stroked until precum leaked from the tip.

Kaidoh was well lost in the sensations he barely noticed Inui’s other hand circling around his hips.

Inui bobbed his head as he spread Kaidoh and used his own cum to prepare him. Slipping in one wet finger, he sucked tightly on the head of Kaidoh’s erection to distract him. A second finger was added and he brushed the younger male’s prostate.

With a low growl Kaidoh came. Inui removed his fingers and coated them with the release that was still in his mouth and slowly mixing with his saliva.

Kaidoh dimly noticed the fingers thrusting into his entrance, stretching and lubricating him.

As Inui swallowed what was left in his mouth he removed his fingers and stood up. He trailed a hand up Kaidoh’ bare chest, flicking a nipple as he passed. His fingers traced the viper’s collar and then trailed up the side of his neck to cup his cheek fondly.

“All you have to do it mimic what I did to you, just to get me wet, not to finish me off,” Inui explained.

With a wicked grin Kaidoh slid down the wall until he was on his knees, Inui’s erection level with his face. He licked his lips and trailed his fingers down the underside of the other males cock, wrapping his fingers around him and stroking slowly.

Inui braced his hands on the wall, “with your mouth,” he breathed.

Kaidoh grunted, as if to say ‘all in due time’.

Inui moaned at the site laid out before his lust-glazed eyes; Kaidoh on his knees, his reawakening cock laying across his lap, one hand on the ground to keep his balance and the other wrapped around his cock. Deep brown eyes locked onto the same organ as his hand.
A Pink tongue darted out, followed by a pair of full lips that locked around the head of the deeply coloured erection.

Inui moaned loudly, his head falling back. He brought on hand down from the wall to thread through black hair, his hips rolling in languid circles.

Kaidoh followed the motion, allowing his senpai to slowly thrust in and out of his mouth. The hand in his hair tightened moments later and Inui pulled back. Kaidoh attempted to lean forward and continue pleasuring his senpai but the hand on his shoulder stopped him. He cast his eyes upward; pleading with the other male to let him pleasure him the same way he had been pleasure only moments before. Inui shook his head, tugging lightly at the shirt that was slowly sliding from Kaidoh’s shoulders. The younger male took the hint and, using the wall to counter-balance himself, pushed himself to his feet. He kicked off his shoes and stepped out of the pants that were currently pooled at his feet. Inui’s eyes roamed up the muscular tanned legs until they reached the peak where the younger male’s erection bobbed with his movements. Kaidoh straightened, shifting his weight to one side and settling a fist on his jutted hip

Inui moaned as Kaidoh locked his half-lidded gaze onto him, “well?” The younger male drawled.

Inui needed no further encouraging; he pressed Kaidoh back against the wall, hooking his hands under the viper’s backside and hoisting him up. The younger male obediently wrapped his legs around Inui’s hips. Kaidoh pressed his hands against the wall below his hips to keep himself up as the older male moved one hand to guide his erection to his entrance.

When the head of his erection pressed against the tight ring of muscle he placed his hand back to Kaidoh’s hip. The younger male kept one hand pressed against the wall as he wrapped the other around the taller’s neck.

Inui pulled Kaidoh’s hips down as he rose up on his toes; the younger threw his head back and groaned loudly as he was stretched. As Kaidoh was pulled down Inui rolled his feet back until they were fully in the ground. The viper bent his elbows, allowing himself to drop more.

The two continued to move slowly until Inui was inside Kaidoh as much as their position would allow. Kaidoh’s short nails clawed at the senpai’s back, leaving red welts in their wake. Inui groaned at the pain inflicted upon his back, surprisingly turned on by the extra stimulus. He leaned forward and feathered light kisses along Kaidoh’s neck and collar, the heated flesh trembled under his lips. The smaller male flexed his internal muscles experimentally, feeling himself clamp down on the organ within him. The throbbing matched with the heat of the cock within him made his entire body shudder.

“Move,” he growled.

Inui gladly complied, having being driven nearly insane by Kaidoh’s experimenting. Slowly lifting up the other male’s hips, he rolled his own hips and latched his teeth onto Kaidoh’s bare shoulder; his shirt having slipped down to his elbows earlier.

Kaidoh moaned, tightening his legs around Inui’s waist. His bared legs slid against the sweat-slicked flesh of his senpai, making it difficult for him to gain leverage.

The agonizing slow pace continued, a light sheen of sweat breaking out on both boys.

The slow pace angered the viper; he dropped one leg down and used the extra leverage to move himself. Inui gasped as he was drawn further into the tight channel. Bending his knees and pulling out of Kaidoh, he growled and straightened his legs, entering the other faster and harder. Keeping one hand on the younger male’s rear, he smacked the other against the wall, his fingers clawing at the cheap paint.

The moans and grunts grew louder and more frequent as the two continued to grind against one another. Kaidoh’s dropped leg gave him the leverage to drop down as Inui straightened, grinding the two together effectively. Kaidoh’s hand pressed against the wall and he rode Inui, his prostate jabbed over and over.

Grabbing Kaidoh’s erection tightly, Inui squeezed and stroked him as he thrust into his trembling entrance.

The smaller threw his head back and cried out as he orgasmed, his seed splattered across both male’s bare chests. Inui growled and, locking both arms under Kaidoh’s knees, he lifted the male higher and continued to bang him into the wall.

The viper threw his hands over his head, which was tilted slightly to the side, his eyes closed tightly and his mouth open as he panted; completely unaware of the wanton picture he was displaying for his senpai.

The other male growled and thrust a single time before grunting his orgasm. His seed leaked out of Kaidoh as he leisurely thrust into the willing body.

Letting Kaidoh’s legs slide from his arms, he watched in fascination as his cum trickled down the inside of Kaidoh’s thighs, some dripping onto the floor below him. A small amount of blood was mixed with the semen, but that was to be expected. And the other wasn’t complaining!

Kaidoh leaned heavily against the bathroom wall, “I have a whole new appreciation for that song.”

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[1] Holy fuck, Kaidoh (well, his seiyuu) ACTUALLY sings a song and those are the lyrics! He actually sings \"I just wanna be a naughty boy, naughty boy.\" I almost DIED the first time I heard it!
[2] Shit, I found a picture of Inui with his glasses lowered and he has the most GORGEOUS eyes ever!! He should go without the glasses more often!
[3] In episode, 76 or 77 Kaidoh actually calls Momo a monkey.
[4] Outtake: “No! No!” Ryoma gasped, still laughing. He kicked his legs off of the chair and threw his arms onto the table to pull himself up, \"I\'m ...ooh smartie!\" (YuukiSan was pretending to be Ryoma and got distracted by a smartie on my bed).
[5]Outtake: Kaidoh grabbed the taller male by the arms as he was lifted onto the counter, grunting lightly when his behind smacked the cold counter. \"Shit!\" The younger male yelped. \"What?\" Inui asked, startled. \"You just set me in a puddle ...the mood is SO broken.\" (Once again, YuukiSan, she had mentioned that is would be funny if Kaidoh hit a puddle, because the counters in school were ALWAYS covered in water).
[6]Green banadna, why not green boxers?

Dragonblade: Sobbing hysterically I\'m a pedophile!

Kurai: Attempting to comfort her Yami Review! Whispering It wasn\'t that bad!

Dragonblade: They\'re 13 and 14!! Continues sobbing.