The Cat gets Even

Note: This is simply a joke, please, don\'t take it seriously. To be honest, I actually find Fruits Baskets kinda funny, I just like skrewing around without anything holding me down once in a while.

Disclaimer: I don\'t own crappy Fruits Baskets. I don\'t know who does, and I don\'t care, so fuck off!

Anyways, to the story

It all started like this.

Kyo was really sick of Tohru\'s crap, with her always complaining that they fought. He knew there had to be something behind it.

He knew that the whole time Tohru was probably blowing him to give him some sort of special physical power to kick his ass. Why else would ratboy let the litte Mrs. Perfect stay here? Besides, ratboy was gay, why else would he let that kid with white hair live? Why else wouldn\'t he cut out his dick and shove it up his ass? I mean, the gay guy deserved it for being who he was! Who knows, maybe the ratboy was gay as well?

Anyways, the shit was going on long enough, as he crept into Tohru\'s room to start out his plan.

Well, that\'s it\'s for the prologue. Hopefully the next chapter will be bigger.