My Trigun Muses Try To Berak Me
My Trigun Muses Try To Berak Me
Author: Moonwing
Beta: None
Genre: Comedy, Romance
Pairing(s): WolfwoodXVash
Spoilers: none
Disclaimer: I don\'t own \'em. I\'m just playing with them. Soon, that will be be as illegal as Napster, so I\'m making to most of this power.
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Part 1: The Idea (aka The Funny Part)
\"Sounds like a pretty lonely life.\"
\"No.\"
\"Feel free to call anytime.\"
\"Rejected.\"
\"Suicide? I strongly disapprove of suicide.\"
\"You and me both. Next.\"
\"Oh God! Harder, Wolfwood!\"
\"What? That\'s not one of your quotes!\"
\"I disagree.\"
\"Well, not an official one.\"
\"True enough.\"
\"I refuse to start a fanfic with that line.\"
\"Hey, I\'m only the muse. You\'re the one that picks out which ideas you actually write.\"
\"If I could kill you, I swear I would.\"
\"No you wouldn\'t. Im the closest thing you have to a boyfriend.\"
\"Who told you that?!?! Death will come to them on swift wings!!!!\"
\"I thought you disapproved of suicide.\"
\"Oh, right. But youre not helping. Maybe I /should/ be consulting my Miroku-muse and not you.\"
\"Horny little bastard.\"
\"And you aren\'t?!?!\"
\"You can\'t judge me!!!!\"
\"Who said I was?!?\"
\"I thought you were.\"
\"No...\"
\"Oh. Well, good! Cus you have no right!\"
\"WOLFWOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!\"
\"You bellowed, my maiden?\"
\"Get your idiot boy toy outta here.\"
\"Migraine already? Usually you tolerate him better than /me/.\"
\"I\'m sick today. And I have a specific idea, but he\'s not helping.\"
\"Which is?\"
\"To start a lovey-dovey fanfic with you two, and to start it with one of the eppie quotes.\"
\"Hmm. Thou shall not kill, remember?\"
\"OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!\"
\"Bye.\"
Actually, now that I think about it A really good Wolfwood POV could be made off of that quote. Damn it.