Pet Shop of Horrors

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"Welcome to my pet shop, I'm glad that you came. If you're intrested in buying a pet I know I have the one just for you. Please have a seat...",Count says to the officer.
"Would you cut that crap out Count! I'm on to you!",he officer shouts. Count just smiles,"Whatever do you mean?" The officer shouts,"The unsolved deaths! All customers of your shop... explain that to me." The count pours himself some tea,"Would you like some tea?" "Weren't you listening to me?!",the officer shouts. "Of course I was, I just wanted to offer you some tea, then I will tell you what you wish to know...he smiles. The officer sighs,"Sure...just tell me what you know about James Tohmson. He was found dead in his apartment last night. He was also a customer of yours....what did you do to him?"

Count pours the officer some tea,"Nothing...I sold him nothing more than a cat." He takes a sip of the tea and rests the cup on his lap as he looks at the officer. "That's all? You sold him a fur ball?",the officer asks.
"It wasn't a mere cat...it was also a lion, tiger, Cheetah, Cougar, Panthar, Lepoard, A bobcat,a-"

"Enough already! I get the point! So it was a million in one! Thats still doesn't make sense. How does a cat have something to do with the man being sliced up to death and on the door step of his apartment?",the officer questions as he takes a sip of his tea. "It all began when Mr. Tohmson walked into the door.....",Count began. The officer sat back in his chair as he listened to what Count was saying, taking note of every word he said.